1 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,678 $1.00! 2 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,213 $1.00! 3 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:22,416 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 4 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:42,796 [MUSIC BLARING] 5 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,276 TYPEWRITERS OR TRANSCRIPTS-- 6 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:56,677 IS THERE ANYTHING MISSING? 7 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:59,480 THE KEY TO THE LADIES' ROOM. 8 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:13,894 [POLICE RADIO CHATTER] 9 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:17,598 NOW, EXACTLY WHERE WAS THE FECAL MATERIAL FOUND? 10 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,066 BACK THERE IN THE CORNER. 11 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,302 YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE NEAR IT. 12 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:23,304 EXCUSE ME. THIS WAS MAILED TO ME-- 13 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:25,072 JUST A MINUTE, PLEASE. EXCUSE ME, SIR. 14 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,474 IF YOU DON'T HAVE A TELEPHONE, 15 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:28,075 COULD YOU BRING IN A GAS BILL? 16 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:29,209 WE JUST NEED PROOF 17 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,611 THAT YOU LIVE IN THE DISTRICT. 18 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:33,314 EXCUSE ME. MY NAME IS JAIME ESCALANTE, 19 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:35,916 AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO TEACH COMPUTER SCIENCE. 20 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,685 WE DON'T HAVE COMPUTERS. 21 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:38,719 MR. ESCALANTE. 22 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,888 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET COMPUTERS LAST YEAR 23 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:44,057 AND THE YEAR BEFORE AND THERE'S NO FUNDING AGAIN THIS YEAR. 24 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,359 [BELL RINGS] 25 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:46,760 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. I'M RAQUEL ORTEGA. 26 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,362 I'M THE CHAIRMAN OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT. 27 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,097 WE'LL BE WORKING TOGETHER. NICE TO KNOW YOU. 28 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:51,499 BUT YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND. 29 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:54,668 I WAS SUPPOSED TO TEACH COMPUTERS. 30 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,741 WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT? 31 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,343 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHERE WAS I? 32 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:05,346 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I WAS WAITING. 33 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:06,947 YOU THE NEW TEACHER, MAN? 34 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,349 YOU THE TEACHER? 35 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:10,351 PLEASE FIND A SEAT. 36 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:11,752 HEY, TEACHER! 37 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,921 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TODAY? 38 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:17,958 WILL EVERYONE PLEASE TRY TO FIND A SEAT? 39 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,764 FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT CANNOT FIND A SEAT, 40 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,132 PLEASE STAND AGAINST THE WALL. 41 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:26,534 LET'S PUT OUR CHAIRS IN A CIRCLE 42 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:29,136 AND DISCUSS OUR FEELINGS, HUH? 43 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:30,638 ONE BODY TO A DESK. 44 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:37,411 UH, COULD WE TALK ABOUT SEX? 45 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,012 [STUDENTS SHOUTING AGREEMENT] 46 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,414 IF WE DISCUSS SEX, 47 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:41,582 I HAVE TO GIVE SEX FOR HOMEWORK. 48 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:43,484 [CHEERING] ALL RIGHT! 49 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,619 STAND BACK, EVERYBODY, PLEASE. 50 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:48,856 Girl: I COULD GET YOU FIRED FOR SAYING THAT. 51 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:50,824 COULD YOU MOVE BACK? 52 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,360 QUE DICE? 53 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,961 ENTIENDEN INGLES? 54 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,396 SOMETIMES. 55 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:59,500 TODOS LOS QUE NO ENTIENDEN INGLES, 56 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,935 POR FAVOR, LEVANTEN LA MANO. 57 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:04,338 PLEASE MOVE FORWARD IF YOU DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH. 58 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:07,541 TODOS QUE NO HABLAN INGLES, POR FAVOR, PASEN PARA ENFRENTE. 59 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:10,478 THIS FRONT ROW, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE, MOVE OUT. 60 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,413 I WAS THE FIRST ONE HERE. 61 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,815 I'LL FIND YOU ANOTHER SEAT, OK? 62 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,450 [JEERING] 63 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,785 [WOLF WHISTLE] 64 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:19,553 [SHOUTING] 65 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,221 PLEASE, BE CAREFUL. 66 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:22,556 THIS IS MATH 1-A. 67 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,558 Boy: I DON'T NEED NO MATH. 68 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:27,561 I GOT A SOLAR CALCULATOR WITH MY DOZEN DOUGHNUTS. 69 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:30,764 THE BUS IS EXACT CHANGE. NO BIG DEAL. 70 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:32,500 QUIET. QUIET! 71 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:35,769 [BELL RINGS] 72 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,071 [SHOUTING] 73 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,102 Teacher: FALSE ALARM. 74 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:13,607 EVERYONE BACK IN THE CLASSROOM! 75 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,609 IT WAS A FALSE ALARM. 76 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:18,078 EVERYONE BACK IN THE CLASS! 77 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,615 IT WAS A PREMATURE BELL. 78 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,751 BACK IN THE CLASS. 79 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:25,753 THAT WAS A PREMATURE BELL. 80 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,354 Girl: PREMATURE BELL? I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T 81 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:28,789 SUPPOSED TO DISCUSS SEX IN CLASS. 82 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:31,124 Teacher: ALL RIGHT, SIT DOWN! STOP TALKING! 83 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,460 SIT DOWN! 84 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,637 THEY RIGGED THE BELL. 85 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:46,006 THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS. 86 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,107 TRICKY. 87 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:52,145 [BELL RINGS] 88 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:53,614 [STUDENT SHOUTS] 89 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,681 SHE'S LOOKING GOOD, JOE. 90 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:30,283 JAIME. WHEN YOU COMING ABOARD? 91 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:33,186 I GET SEASICK IN THE RAIN. 92 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,588 YOU SEEN MY BOY? 93 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:37,090 YEAH, I SAW HIM RIDING AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 94 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:40,694 I HEAR YOUR COMPANY'S PUSHING WHOLE HOG INTO PCs. 95 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,696 I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE. 96 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,698 JAIME'S TEACHING HIGH SCHOOL NOW. 97 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,299 HERE'S YOUR THINGY. 98 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,701 WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO ME 99 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,136 IF YOU GOT LAID OFF? 100 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,705 WE'RE PAYING KIDS RIGHT OUT OF COLLEGE 30 Gs TO START. 101 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,707 I DIDN'T GET LAID OFF, JOE. 102 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,709 I WANT TO TEACH. 103 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,344 HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER. 104 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:58,912 WELL, GOOD. 105 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:01,081 THAT'S GREAT. 106 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,482 THIS IS YOUR JOB. 107 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,884 I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TELL YOU. 108 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:05,352 I WAS GOING TO DO IT. 109 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:08,021 WHY DO YOU THINK I WAS HURRYING HOME? 110 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,723 YOU'RE NOT EVEN BREATHING HARD, 111 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,325 YOU'RE HURRYING HOME SO FAST. 112 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,528 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, JOE. 113 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,733 Boy: I WANT A BURGER! 114 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:22,936 HOLD THE FRENCH FRIES, ONIONS, AND PICKLES! 115 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:25,973 HE LOOKS LIKE JULIA CHILD, MAN! 116 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,082 WHAT YOU GOT? 117 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,383 IT'S AN APPLE. 118 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,819 [LAUGHTER] 119 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,589 HOW MUCH? 120 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:43,991 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 121 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:48,261 WHAT YOU GOT? 122 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,997 HALF. 123 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,298 GUT. 124 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,834 EXCUSE ME, MY GERMAN ACCENT. 125 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:57,971 WHAT YOU GOT? 126 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,641 [WHISPERING] It's missing 25%. 127 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:10,718 What? 128 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,920 It's missing 25% 129 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,326 THAT'S RIGHT. 130 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,328 MISSING 25%. 131 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:22,730 IS IT TRUE 132 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,965 INTELLIGENT PEOPLE MAKE BETTER LOVERS? 133 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,967 [LAUGHTER] 134 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,103 WHAT YOU GOT? 135 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,607 I GOT A CORE. 136 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,976 YOU OWE ME 100%. 137 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:39,780 AND I'LL SEE YOU IN THE PEOPLE'S COURT. 138 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,751 EVERYONE, PLEASE OPEN YOUR BOOK, 139 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:46,353 CHAPTER 2, PAGE 26. 140 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:49,056 MULTIPLICATION OF FRACTIONS... 141 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:51,692 AND PERCENTAGES. 142 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,962 25%. 143 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,363 50%. 144 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,965 75%. 145 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,970 AND 100%. 146 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,273 WHO'S CALLING THE SHOTS, ESE? 147 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,277 YOU GOT A SLIP? 148 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,882 YOU GOT A SLIP? 149 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,796 OK. YOU'LL HAVE TO STAND IN THE BACK 150 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,398 UNTIL I CAN GET ANOTHER DESK. 151 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:34,201 YOU SIT RIGHT HERE. OK? 152 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:37,370 EVERYONE, PLEASE READ THE FIRST PARAGRAPH 153 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,707 FOR A SECOND. 154 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:45,813 WHERE'S YOUR EQUIPMENT? 155 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,781 DON'T GOT ANY. 156 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:51,985 YOU GOT TO COME TO THIS CLASS PREPARED. 157 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,622 I DO THE WORK IN MY HEAD. 158 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,257 OH. 159 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:02,129 YOU KNOW THE TIMES TABLES? 160 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:05,398 I KNOW THE 1s, 161 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:06,767 THE 2s... 162 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,635 THE 3s... 163 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:13,473 FINGER MAN. I HEARD ABOUT YOU. 164 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,876 ARE YOU THE FINGER MAN? 165 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,544 I'M THE FINGER MAN, TOO. 166 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,747 YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO? 167 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,850 I KNOW HOW TO MULTIPLY BY 9. 168 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,752 9 X 3. 1, 2, 3. 169 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:27,020 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 170 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,421 27. 171 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,190 6 X 9. 172 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,525 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 173 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,961 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 174 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,763 54. 175 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,164 YEAH. 176 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:39,833 YOU WANT A HARD ONE? HOW ABOUT 8 X 9? 177 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:43,370 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 178 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,839 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 72. 179 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,574 [BELL RINGS] 180 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:48,976 WANT TO TALK TO YOU. WAIT A MINUTE. 181 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:52,179 PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU DO PROBLEMS 1 THROUGH 20. 182 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:53,580 PAGE 26. 183 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:56,049 CAN I HAVE MY BOOK, MR. ESCALANTE? 184 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,052 DON'T BRING IT TO CLASS AGAIN. 185 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,323 SABES QUE, ESE? 186 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,325 DON'T GET EXCITED. 187 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,827 YOU KNOW? 188 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:10,463 CUT ME A "D" LIKE THE OTHER PROFES. 189 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,866 I'LL READ MY FUNNY BOOKS, 190 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,735 COUNT THE HOLES IN THE CEILING. 191 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,970 KICK BACK. 192 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:20,073 FIRST THING, I CAN TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS. 193 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,015 I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WAS YOU. 194 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,116 MIGHT LOSE A FINGER 195 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,818 AND WON'T BE ABLE TO COUNT TO 10. 196 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,658 WE'VE SEEN VATOS LIKE YOU BEFORE. 197 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:41,361 YOU'LL BE HURTING SOON. 198 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:44,364 PONTE TRUCHA, HUH? 199 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,139 I WAS SO WORRIED 200 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,241 THAT THE KIDS WOULD KNOW MORE THAN ME 201 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,743 THAT I'D WAKE UP AT 5 A.M., 202 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:57,911 I DOWNED MY COFFEE, 203 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,179 AND I DID THE MATH TESTS. 204 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,580 I FINALLY GOT EVERY CHAPTER DOWN, 205 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,050 AND THIS SEMESTER, THEY CHANGE THE BOOK ON ME. 206 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,451 MATH YOU EITHER LOVE OR HATE. 207 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,054 YOU GOT SOME PROBLEMS, COME SEE ME AFTER SCHOOL. 208 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,456 THANKS, JAIME. SEE YOU LATER. 209 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:15,062 Girl: LEAVE THE TICKETS AT THE DOOR, OK? BYE. 210 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:17,130 CAN I HAVE MY SHADES? 211 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,100 YOU'RE IN LOVE, HUH? 212 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,870 WHICH ONE, HUH? LET ME KNOW. 213 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,304 NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 214 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,940 COME ON, JOHNNY. DON'T BE AFRAID. 215 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,808 I'M NOT JOHNNY, MAN. 216 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,443 I KNOW, TITO. 217 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,946 TITO GRANDE. 218 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:35,282 [SHOUTING] 219 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,250 [SHOUTING] 220 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,566 ANGEL! 221 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,369 ANGEL, HELP US! 222 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:57,905 STAY OUT OF IT! 223 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,008 ANGEL! 224 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,721 GO GET A TEACHER! 225 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,257 IT'S FRANK GAR-CIA. 226 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:20,493 BUT WHEN I SAY GARCIA, YOU ANSWER, OK? 227 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,796 ARE YOUR FRIENDS AUDITING? 228 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,266 I AUDITED THEM TO COME WITH ME. 229 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:37,744 I'M EL CYCLONE FROM BOLIVIA. 230 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,013 ONE-MAN GANG. 231 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:43,016 THIS IS MY DOMAIN. 232 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,518 DON'T GIVE ME NO GAS. 233 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:48,755 I'LL JUMP ON YOUR FACE, TATTOO YOUR CHROMOSOMES. 234 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,057 THIS IS BASIC MATH, 235 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:53,360 BUT BASIC MATH IS TOO EASY FOR YOU BURROS, 236 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,496 SO I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU ALGEBRA BECAUSE I'M THE CHAMP. 237 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:59,299 AND IF ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IS ADD AND SUBTRACT, 238 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:02,635 YOU'LL ONLY BE PREPARED TO DO ONE THING--PUMP GAS. 239 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,204 RIPPING OFF A GAS STATION 240 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,574 IS BETTER THAN WORKING IN ONE, QUE NO? 241 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,611 ORALE. I'M A TOUGH GUY. TOUGH GUYS DON'T DO MATH. 242 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,481 TOUGH GUYS DEEP-FRY CHICKEN FOR A LIVING. 243 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:17,517 SO ORALE. YOU WANT A WING OR A LEG, MAN? 244 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,152 [LAUGHTER] 245 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:22,622 WHO EVER HEARD OF NEGATIVE AND POSITIVE NUMBERS? ANYBODY. 246 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,325 YEAH. NEGATIVE NUMBERS ARE LIKE UNEMPLOYMENT. 247 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,926 10 MILLION PEOPLE OUT OF WORK. 248 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,361 THAT'S A NEGATIVE NUMBER. 249 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,796 WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT OF KLEENEX 250 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:32,199 'CAUSE THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF BLOODSHED. 251 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,434 YOU EVER BEEN TO THE BEACH? 252 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,103 YEAH. 253 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:39,439 YOU EVER PLAY WITH THE SAND? 254 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,573 YEAH. 255 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,009 FINGER MAN. 256 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,076 [LAUGHTER] 257 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,677 COME ON, FINGER MAN. 258 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,946 YOU EVER DIG A HOLE? 259 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,982 THE SAND THAT COMES OUT OF THE HOLE, 260 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,550 THAT'S A POSITIVE. 261 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,553 THE HOLE IS A NEGATIVE. 262 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:56,990 THAT'S IT. SIMPLE. 263 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,725 ANYBODY CAN DO. 264 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:02,562 -2 + 2 = ... 265 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,064 NET HEAD. 266 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:08,468 ORALE. ANSWER IT. 267 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,938 COME ON. YOU KNOW THE ANSWER. 268 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:15,708 -2 + 2. FILL THE HOLE. 269 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,277 IF I HAD THAT ON MY HANDS, 270 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,346 I WOULDN'T RAISE IT EITHER. 271 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:23,216 ORALE. COME ON. A NEGATIVE 2 + 2 = ... 272 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,817 ANYBODY CAN DO IT. 273 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,486 FILL THE HOLE. 274 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,322 -2 + 2 = ... 275 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,792 COME ON. JUST FILL THE HOLE. 276 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,294 YOU CAN DO IT. 277 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:37,997 YOU GOING TO LET THESE BURROS LAUGH AT YOU? 278 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,333 -2 + 2 = ... 279 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,403 I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK LIKE A TOOTHPICK. 280 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,940 ORALE. 281 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,177 ZERO. 282 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,545 ZERO. YOU'RE RIGHT. SIMPLE. 283 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,813 THAT'S IT. 284 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,948 -2 + 2 = 0. 285 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,350 HE JUST FILLED THE HOLE. 286 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,652 DID YOU KNOW NEITHER THE GREEKS NOR THE ROMANS 287 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,822 WERE CAPABLE OF USING THE CONCEPT OF ZERO? 288 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:05,158 IT WAS YOUR ANCESTORS, THE MAYAS, 289 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,294 WHO FIRST CONTEMPLATED THE ZERO-- 290 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,895 THE ABSENCE OF VALUE. 291 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,263 TRUE STORY. 292 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,899 YOU BURROS HAVE MATH IN YOUR BLOOD. 293 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:13,966 HEY, KEMO SABE TODO. 294 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:14,967 THE MAN KNOWS EVERYTHING. 295 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,137 ORALE. KEMO SABE. 296 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,905 ORALE. OK. 297 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,474 PARENTHESES MEANS MULTIPLY. 298 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,410 EVERY TIME YOU SEE THIS, YOU MULTIPLY. 299 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:27,647 A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE. 300 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,383 A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE. 301 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,785 SAY IT. A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE. 302 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:33,986 SAY IT. 303 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,723 A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE. 304 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,824 AGAIN. 305 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,527 A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE. 306 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,630 A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE. 307 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,132 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 308 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,467 A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE. 309 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,568 LOUDER! 310 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,571 A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE! 311 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,539 LOUDER! 312 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,542 A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE = A POSITIVE! 313 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,277 WHY? 314 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,882 MRS. ORTEGA, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL 315 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:06,085 OF THE FIRST SCHOOL IN THE HISTORY OF LOS ANGELES 316 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,487 TO LOSE ITS ACCREDITATION. 317 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,088 Raquel: I'M THE LAST PERSON TO SAY 318 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,324 THAT THIS MATH DEPARTMENT COULDN'T IMPROVE, 319 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:14,427 BUT IF YOU WANT HIGHER TEST SCORES, 320 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,629 START BY CHANGING THE ECONOMIC LEVEL 321 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,030 OF THIS COMMUNITY. 322 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,399 THE PURPOSE OF THIS MEETING 323 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,301 IS TO REVIEW THE RECOMMENDATIONS 324 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,236 FOR ACCREDITATION. 325 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,971 ANY SUGGESTIONS? 326 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,406 ANYBODY? 327 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,141 YEAH. I DON'T THINK 328 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,109 I SHOULD BE TEACHING MATH NEXT SEMESTER. 329 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,313 I WAS HIRED TO BE A PHYS ED INSTRUCTOR. 330 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,782 AS I SAID BEFORE, 331 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,717 WE LACK THE RESOURCES 332 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:41,521 TO IMPLEMENT THE CHANGES THE DISTRICT DEMANDS. 333 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:46,493 MR. SANZAKI, YOU MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE COMMENT. 334 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:49,729 THIS MAY NOT BE THE RIGHT TIME, TO SAY THIS, BUT... 335 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,998 I'M SORRY, BUT I WON'T BE COMING BACK AFTER CHRISTMAS. 336 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:55,134 I GOT A JOB WITH AEROSPACE. 337 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,738 [QUIETLY] HOW MUCH MONEY WILL YOU BE MAKING? 338 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,308 LOOK, WE HAVE THE REMAINDER OF THE YEAR 339 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,710 BEFORE WE'RE PUT ON PROBATION. 340 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,779 NOW, IF WE FAIL, WE'LL LOSE OUR ACCREDITATION. 341 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:07,814 IF WE FAIL? 342 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:11,384 YOU CAN'T TEACH LOGARITHMS TO ILLITERATES. 343 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,652 THESE KIDS COME TO US 344 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,188 WITH BARELY A SEVENTH-GRADE EDUCATION. 345 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,923 NOW, THERE ISN'T A TEACHER IN THIS ROOM 346 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,326 WHO ISN'T DOING EVERYTHING THEY POSSIBLY CAN. 347 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:22,161 I'M NOT. I COULD TEACH MORE. 348 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:27,066 I'M SURE MR. ESCALANTE HAS GOOD INTENTIONS, 349 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:30,537 BUT HE'S ONLY BEEN HERE A FEW MONTHS. 350 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,972 STUDENTS WILL RISE TO THE LEVEL 351 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,608 OF EXPECTATIONS, SEÑOR MOLINA. 352 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,913 WHAT DO YOU NEED, MR. ESCALANTE? 353 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,382 GANAS. 354 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:45,117 THAT'S ALL WE NEED IS GANAS. 355 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:46,786 WHAT'S GANAS? 356 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,991 WE WILL BEGIN EACH CLASS WITH A QUIZ. 357 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,593 AW! AW! 358 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,462 COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 359 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,064 THERE WILL BE NO FREE RIDES, 360 00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,466 NO EXCUSES. 361 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,335 YOU ALREADY HAVE 2 STRIKES AGAINST YOU. 362 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,737 THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD 363 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:08,675 WHO WILL ASSUME THAT YOU KNOW LESS THAN YOU DO 364 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:13,280 BECAUSE OF YOUR NAME AND YOUR COMPLEXION. 365 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:17,350 BUT MATH IS THE GREAT EQUALIZER. 366 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:20,553 WHEN YOU GO FOR A JOB, THE PERSON GIVING YOU THAT JOB 367 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,322 WILL NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR PROBLEMS, 368 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,890 AND NEITHER DO I. 369 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:28,295 YOU'RE GONNA WORK HARDER THAN YOU'VE EVER WORKED BEFORE. 370 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:31,731 AND THE ONLY THING I ASK FROM YOU IS GANAS. 371 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,533 DESIRE. HAIRCUT. 372 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,303 IF YOU DON'T HAVE GANAS, I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU, 373 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,204 BECAUSE I AM AN EXPERT. 374 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,607 TODAY IS MONDAY. TOMORROW'S WEDNESDAY. 375 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,443 FRIDAY IS PAYDAY-- THE WEEKLY TEST. 376 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,044 THERE WILL BE NO DIAGONAL VISION. 377 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,446 KEEP YOUR EYES ON YOUR OWN PAPER. 378 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,014 YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO FINISH THE QUIZ. 379 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,617 IF YOU FINISH EARLY, PLEASE WORK ON THE ASSIGNMENT 380 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,320 ON THE BOARD. NO QUESTIONS? GOOD. 381 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,223 ANGEL. 382 00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,691 VAMANOS. 383 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:12,238 I WAS SAID TO GO HERE. 384 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:14,040 [CHAIR SCRAPES] 385 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,678 NICE KNOWING YOU. 386 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,214 HAVE A GOOD DAY. ARRIVEDERCI. 387 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,883 YOU'RE IN LUCK. 388 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,585 TAKE THE SEAT. 389 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:26,853 RELAX. 390 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,120 TAKE SOMINEX, 391 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,623 BUT DON'T SLEEP IN MY CLASS. 392 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,526 I TAKE THAT AS AN INSULT. 393 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,446 HELLO. 394 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:57,784 HEY, KEMO, MAN. 395 00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,387 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE CLASS. 396 00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:02,389 YOU AIN'T GOT A SEAT. DON'T GIVE ME NO GAS. 397 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,790 YEAH, I KNOW ABOUT THAT. 398 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:06,258 THAT WAS A MISTAKE. I WANT TO FLY STRAIGHT. 399 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:07,860 I GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM, THOUGH. 400 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,128 YEAH. ME. 401 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,530 NO. SERIOUSLY, MAN. BOOKS. 402 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,400 CAN'T HAVE THE HOMIES SEE ME HAUL THEM AROUND. 403 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,801 YOU WOULDN'T WANT ANYONE 404 00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:16,302 TO THINK YOU'RE INTELLIGENT, HUH? 405 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:19,606 SO MAYBE I CAN HAVE 2 BOOKS, KEEP ONE STASHED AT HOME, HUH? 406 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,009 I'LL CUT YOU A DEAL. 407 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:25,144 I'LL GIVE YOU 3 BOOKS. 408 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:27,179 ONE YOU TAKE ONE HOME. 409 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,581 ONE FOR YOUR CLASS. 410 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,383 THIS ONE'S BROKEN. 411 00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:36,556 ONE FOR YOUR LOCKER 412 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:39,325 SO NOBODY SEES YOU CARRYING THEM AROUND. 413 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:42,061 EASILY UNDERSTOOD? WHAT DO I GET? 414 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,464 PROTECTION, KEMO. 415 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,933 PROTECCION. UNDERSTAND? 416 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,102 I UNDERSTAND. 417 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,039 I UNDERSTAND. 418 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:57,309 THE ONLY REASON I'M STILL IN KEMO'S CLASS 419 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:58,911 IS BECAUSE OF THAT, MAN. 420 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:02,181 JUST DON'T EVER LET HER KNOW THAT YOU DIG HER. 421 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,784 THAT'S THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO WITH A WOMAN. 422 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,925 I'M PRETTY FED UP 423 00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,727 WITH THIS PELON WE GOT FOR A TEACHER. 424 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:17,797 IT'S LIKE ESCALANTE'S GOT A BUG UP HIS ASS. 425 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,398 DUDE'S FROM SOUTH AMERICA, MAN. 426 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,968 HE'S PROBABLY SOME NAZI COME OUT OF HIDING. 427 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:23,936 DON'T YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING? 428 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,772 GARFIELD'S HAVING A PROBLEM WITH ACCREDITATION. 429 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:27,640 YEAH, ONLY TEACHERS WHO ACT LIKE ASSHOLES 430 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,941 ARE GONNA KEEP THEIR JOBS. 431 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:32,411 WHAT IF WE ALL DECIDE NOT TO TAKE THIS TEST? 432 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,014 HE CAN'T FAIL THE WHOLE CLASS. 433 00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:36,148 MUTINY. THAT'S COOL. 434 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:37,550 [HORN HONKS] 435 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:44,156 SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 436 00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:53,165 CAMEJO THINKS SHE'S SO HOT 437 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:55,568 JUST 'CAUSE SHE DATES GABACHOS. 438 00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,473 IF WE DON'T DO BETTER TODAY, 439 00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:01,874 HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL. 440 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,476 I'VE NEVER GOTTEN ANYTHING 441 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,044 MORE THAN A B-PLUS IN MY LIFE. 442 00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:09,248 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU TAKE THOSE MICKEY MOUSE CLASSES. 443 00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:10,483 ALWAYS GET AN "A." 444 00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:14,120 HERE YOU GOT A CHANCE FOR A SOLID "D." 445 00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:18,858 YOU GOT 10 MINUTES. 446 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:31,671 [QUIETLY] WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 447 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:34,106 I'M NOT TAKING THE QUIZ. 448 00:24:34,106 --> 00:24:37,276 YOU DIDN'T TURN IN YOUR HOMEWORK EITHER. 449 00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,211 THE GOAT ATE IT. 450 00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:44,817 DON'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK, 451 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:48,020 DON'T GOT A TICKET TO WATCH THE SHOW. 452 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:51,290 GIVE HER THE CHAIR, MAN. 453 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:52,792 CHAIR. THE CHAIR. 454 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:55,562 THE CHAIR. THE CHAIR. 455 00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:57,029 THE CHAIR. THE CHAIR. 456 00:24:58,565 --> 00:25:00,567 CHAIR! 457 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:01,901 CHAIR! 458 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,035 CHAIR! 459 00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:04,403 CHAIR! 460 00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:06,172 CHAIR! CHAIR! CHAIR! 461 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:07,807 CHAIR! CHAIR! CHAIR! 462 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:11,110 ALL RIGHT. YEAH. 463 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:13,312 UH-UH. THE CHAIR. 464 00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:14,747 SHUT UP! 465 00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:19,586 OK, GET BACK TO YOUR TEST. 466 00:25:19,586 --> 00:25:21,954 YOU GOT LESS THAN 9 MINUTES. 467 00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:28,695 NOW YOU'RE THE SHOW. 468 00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:31,731 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 469 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:33,365 YOU'RE A TOP STUDENT. 470 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,801 COME ON. 471 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:50,850 3:00. 472 00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:53,552 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT ANYWAY. 473 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:07,499 [SPANISH LANGUAGE TV PLAYING] 474 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,568 [COUGHING] 475 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,382 TE VAS A QUEDAR CALVO 476 00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:27,486 SI NO TE METES LA CAMISA ADENTRO DE LOS PANTALONES. 477 00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:29,822 SI. SI. MIRA, HUH? 478 00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:41,901 Woman: MI LINDO JUANITO, 479 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:43,502 HIJO, DINNER'S READY. 480 00:26:43,502 --> 00:26:45,304 COME INSIDE. 481 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,778 HURRY UP! 482 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:13,399 DAD? 483 00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:21,674 [CHILDREN SHOUTING] 484 00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:23,676 VAMOS TODOS A LA CAMA. 485 00:27:23,676 --> 00:27:25,678 COME ON. COME ON. 486 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,680 COME ON. COME ON. 487 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,082 LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 488 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,419 COME ON. COME ON. 489 00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:35,287 COME ON. LET'S GO. 490 00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:36,689 LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 491 00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:38,290 IN THE BED. 492 00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:39,425 JUANITO! 493 00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:46,799 HI, MOM. 494 00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:53,205 KIDS GO TO BED? 495 00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:54,340 YEAH. 496 00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:57,076 PAPA GO TO WORK? 497 00:27:57,076 --> 00:27:58,610 YEAH. 498 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:01,814 YOU WANT ME TO FIX YOU SOMETHING TO EAT? 499 00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:09,255 MI HIJA, COULD YOU PLEASE TURN OFF THAT LIGHT? 500 00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:21,333 [GLASS BREAKS] 501 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,936 AAH! HA HA HA! 502 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:41,653 ORALE, HOMEBOY. 503 00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:43,655 TEACHER TIME, ESE. 504 00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:45,657 OH, YEAH. 505 00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:47,126 ANGEL? 506 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:49,929 WHAT? 507 00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:52,564 TELL KEMO I SAID, " QUE HUBO, ESE?" 508 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,400 OH, SHIT, MAN. 509 00:28:57,036 --> 00:28:58,871 HEY! 510 00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:01,673 [WRITING ON BOARD] 511 00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:02,708 FACTORING. OK. 512 00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:04,310 GREEN LIGHT, RED LIGHT. 513 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:05,845 ANYBODY. ANA. 514 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:07,313 [DOOR CLOSES] 515 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,448 LATE! LATE! 516 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,517 LATE! LATE! 517 00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:13,652 OK, OK, OK. 518 00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:14,753 OK, OK. 519 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,322 OK, OK. GO SEE THE COUNSELOR. 520 00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:17,756 COME ON, KEMO. 521 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,691 GO FIND ANOTHER CLASS. GO TO WOODSHOP. 522 00:29:19,691 --> 00:29:21,293 MAKE YOURSELF A SHOESHINE BOX. 523 00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:22,361 YOU'LL NEED IT. 524 00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:24,096 OK, KEMO. 525 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,833 YOU'RE THE MAN, YOU KNOW? 526 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:31,838 WHY DON'T YOU PUT THEM IN COLLEGE, HUH? 527 00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:34,173 SO DUMB TACO BENDERS LIKE ME 528 00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:36,675 CAN PICK THEIR VEGETABLES FOR THEM, 529 00:29:36,675 --> 00:29:39,045 COLLECT THEIR GARBAGE, 530 00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:41,447 CLIP THEIR POODLES' TOENAILS. 531 00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:53,059 I MAY BE A SINNER, 532 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:56,162 BUT I'M WILLING TO PAY FOR MY SINS. 533 00:29:57,864 --> 00:30:00,466 ONE-SHOT DEAL. GO ON, SIT DOWN. 534 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,101 SEE YOU AT 3:00. 535 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:07,139 GO TO HELL. 536 00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:12,945 I GOT MORE BAD NEWS FOR YOU, PROFE. 537 00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:14,613 I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA SAY 538 00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:16,415 IS REALLY GONNA TRIP YOU OUT. 539 00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:20,619 MR. ESCALANTE, I FORGOT MY PENCIL. 540 00:30:20,619 --> 00:30:22,554 [LAUGHTER] 541 00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:23,990 HE CAN HAVE MINE. 542 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:27,326 TODAY'S MY LAST DAY. 543 00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:34,666 NO, NO, NO, NO. 544 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,368 GRACIAS. 545 00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,105 BUENO, 546 00:30:39,105 --> 00:30:41,440 DID YOU ENJOY YOUR TAQUITOS? 547 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:46,045 MUY BIEN, SEÑOR. MUY, MUY BIEN TODO... 548 00:30:46,045 --> 00:30:48,647 EXCEPT FOR ONE THING-- 549 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:51,117 SOMEONE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ADD. 550 00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:54,753 SHE SHOULD BE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL. 551 00:30:54,753 --> 00:30:57,223 ANITA, VEN ACA, POR FAVOR. 552 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:02,929 DESPIERTA, MI HIJA. 553 00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:05,932 MIRA, NO MAS. TE EQUIVOCASTE OTRA VEZ. 554 00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:09,368 PAPA, THIS IS MR. ESCALANTE, MY MATH TEACHER. 555 00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:13,005 MR. DELGADO, HOW ARE YOU? 556 00:31:13,005 --> 00:31:14,240 MUCHO GUSTO. 557 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,242 IT'S A PLEASURE. MY WIFE FABIOLA. 558 00:31:16,242 --> 00:31:17,876 MUCHO GUSTO. MUCHO GUSTO. 559 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,778 CAN YOU SIT WITH US? 560 00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:21,013 SURE. 561 00:31:21,013 --> 00:31:24,316 ANITA, BRING US A COUPLE OF BEERS, PLEASE. 562 00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:31,023 YOU SHOULD GET ANOTHER WAITRESS. 563 00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:35,094 ANA CAN BE THE FIRST ONE IN YOUR FAMILY 564 00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:36,695 TO GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL, 565 00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:38,164 GO TO COLLEGE. 566 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:40,699 THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN. 567 00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:42,334 HER MOTHER WORKS HERE. 568 00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:44,603 HER SISTERS, HER BROTHERS. 569 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:47,406 THIS IS A FAMILY BUSINESS. 570 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:48,874 SHE'S NEEDED. 571 00:31:48,874 --> 00:31:51,277 WELL, SHE COULD HELP THE FAMILY MORE 572 00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:52,711 BY GETTING AN EDUCATION. 573 00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:58,384 PROBABLY GET PREGNANT, WOULDN'T FINISH COLLEGE. 574 00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:02,454 ANITA, GO HELP YOUR MOM IN THE KITCHEN, HUH? 575 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:07,193 SHE TALKS ABOUT GOING TO MEDICAL SCHOOL. 576 00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:08,160 NO. 577 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,929 I DON'T THINK SO. 578 00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:16,735 SHE SHOULD MAKE HER OWN CHOICES. 579 00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:18,137 UN MOMENTO. 580 00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:20,872 YO SOY EL PADRE DE LA NIÑA, NO USTED. 581 00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:23,109 SHE'LL JUST GET FAT. 582 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:25,144 SHE'LL WASTE HER LIFE AWAY IN A RESTAURANT. 583 00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:26,445 SHE'S TOP KID! 584 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:31,083 I STARTED WASHING DISHES FOR A NICKEL AN HOUR. 585 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:33,352 NOW I OWN THIS PLACE. 586 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,522 DID I WASTE MY LIFE? 587 00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:38,024 I WASHED DISHES, TOO, 588 00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:39,825 WHEN I CAME TO THIS COUNTRY. 589 00:32:39,825 --> 00:32:41,193 GOOD! 590 00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:45,197 WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON AN APRON AND GIVE US A HAND? 591 00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:48,234 YOUR HUSBAND COMES INTO MY RESTAURANT, EATS, 592 00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:49,968 THEN HE INSULTS ME. 593 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,904 EXCUSE MY HUSBAND, MR. DELGADO. 594 00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:56,242 HE JUST WANTS WHAT'S BEST FOR ANA. 595 00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,412 SHE COULD GO TO COLLEGE, COME BACK, 596 00:33:00,412 --> 00:33:02,648 AND TEACH YOU HOW TO RUN THE PLACE. 597 00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:04,883 PROFESSOR... 598 00:33:04,883 --> 00:33:07,019 I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY, 599 00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:09,655 AND I DON'T NEED YOUR BUSINESS. 600 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:12,624 SKIP IT. 601 00:33:12,624 --> 00:33:13,725 TIP. 602 00:33:15,894 --> 00:33:20,266 HE PUTS HOT CHILI IN HIS DIP TO SELL EXTRA BEER. 603 00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:22,634 iORA! iORA! iORA! 604 00:33:29,941 --> 00:33:31,877 KAWASAKI! 605 00:33:31,877 --> 00:33:33,379 KAWASAKI! 606 00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:35,781 YEOW! 607 00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:37,616 DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG. 608 00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,885 DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG. 609 00:33:39,885 --> 00:33:41,253 OK... 610 00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:43,355 EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE BOARD. 611 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:45,957 WILL SOMEONE PLEASE READ FOR ME 612 00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:48,694 WHAT'S ON THE BOARD? ANYBODY. 613 00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:52,698 "JUAN HAS 5 TIMES AS MANY GIRLFRIENDS AS PEDRO. 614 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:55,734 "CARLOS HAS ONE GIRLFRIEND LESS THAN PEDRO. 615 00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:58,837 "THE TOTAL NUMBER OF GIRLFRIENDS BETWEEN THEM 616 00:33:58,837 --> 00:33:59,905 "IS 20. 617 00:33:59,905 --> 00:34:03,509 HOW MANY DOES EACH GIGOLO HAVE?" 618 00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:04,843 LATE! 619 00:34:04,843 --> 00:34:06,312 LATE! 620 00:34:06,312 --> 00:34:09,148 LATE! LATE! LATE! 621 00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:12,017 OK, OK, OK. 622 00:34:12,017 --> 00:34:14,653 OK, OK, OK, OK. 623 00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:16,054 HOW MANY GIRLFRIENDS 624 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,290 DOES EACH GIGOLO HAVE? ANYBODY. 625 00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:19,891 YOU THINK YOU GOT IT, EINSTEIN? 626 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,293 YOU THINK YOU GONNA DO IT? 627 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:23,895 JUAN IS X. CARLOS IS Y. 628 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,997 PEDRO IS X + Y. 629 00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:28,634 IS PEDRO BISEXUAL, OR WHAT? 630 00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:32,638 Escalante: I HAVE A TERRIBLE FEELING ABOUT YOU. 631 00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:37,709 KEMO, 5X = JUAN'S GIRLFRIENDS? 632 00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,111 YOU'RE GOOD NOW, 633 00:34:39,111 --> 00:34:42,013 BUT YOU'RE GONNA END UP BAREFOOT, PREGNANT, 634 00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:44,316 AND IN THE KITCHEN. 635 00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,485 CAN YOU GET NEGATIVE GIRLFRIENDS? 636 00:34:46,485 --> 00:34:48,120 NO, JUST NEGATIVE BOYFRIENDS. 637 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,488 PLEASE FORGIVE THEM, 638 00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:53,159 FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO. 639 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:55,761 CARLOS HAS X-5 GIRLFRIENDS. QUE NO? 640 00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:58,897 QUE NO? IS RIGHT. QUE NO. 641 00:34:58,897 --> 00:35:01,032 THE ANSWER TO MY PRAYERS! 642 00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:04,002 MAY I GO TO THE RESTROOM, PLEASE? 643 00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:06,172 IN 10 MINUTES. HOLD IT. 644 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:10,176 SEÑOR MAYA. HIT IT. 645 00:35:10,176 --> 00:35:12,711 IT'S A TRICK PROBLEM, MR. KEMO. 646 00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:14,446 YOU CAN'T SOLVE IT UNLESS YOU KNOW 647 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:17,115 HOW MANY GIRLFRIENDS THEY HAVE IN COMMON. RIGHT? 648 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:21,052 IT'S NOT THAT THEY'RE STUPID, 649 00:35:21,052 --> 00:35:22,788 IT'S JUST THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 650 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:23,989 I'M WRONG? 651 00:35:23,989 --> 00:35:27,058 X = PEDRO'S GIRLFRIENDS, 652 00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:29,961 5X = JUAN'S GIRLFRIENDS. 653 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:32,664 X - 1 = CARLOS' GIRLFRIENDS. 654 00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:37,068 X + 5X + X - 1 = 20. 655 00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:38,804 SO X = 3. 656 00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:47,078 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 657 00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:48,614 KEMO, THIS STUFF DON'T MAKE NO SENSE 658 00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:50,216 UNLESS YOU SHOW US HOW IT WORKS 659 00:35:50,216 --> 00:35:51,483 IN THE REAL WORLD? 660 00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:53,219 DO YOU THINK WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE 661 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:54,620 TO GET A COUPLE OF GIGOLOS 662 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,355 FOR A PRACTICAL DEMONSTRATION? 663 00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,056 NO, NO, NO, STOP. 664 00:35:58,056 --> 00:36:00,426 JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING. 665 00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:13,739 WOW! 666 00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:15,341 CHECK IT OUT! 667 00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:27,586 GET OUT OF HERE. 668 00:36:29,821 --> 00:36:30,822 PLEASE! 669 00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:39,265 WHAT KIND OF MATH IS THIS? 670 00:36:39,265 --> 00:36:40,666 THIS PARTICULAR ONE 671 00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,668 THAT'S UP RIGHT NOW IS CALCULUS. 672 00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:44,670 YOU'LL GET IT IN COLLEGE. 673 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:48,474 MY DAUGHTER USES THIS PROGRAM IN HER HIGH SCHOOL. 674 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:03,922 I WANT TO TEACH CALCULUS NEXT YEAR. 675 00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:08,560 BOY, THAT'S A JUMP. 676 00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:13,465 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 677 00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:16,234 THEY HAVEN'T HAD TRIG OR MATH ANALYSIS. 678 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,404 THEY CAN TAKE THEM BOTH DURING THE SUMMER. 679 00:37:18,404 --> 00:37:20,639 YOU EXPECT OUR BEST STUDENTS TO GO TO SUMMER SCHOOL? 680 00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:24,009 FROM 7:00 TO 12:00... EVERY DAY, 681 00:37:24,009 --> 00:37:25,243 INCLUDING SATURDAYS. 682 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:27,012 YEP. THAT'LL DO IT. 683 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:34,320 OUR SUMMER CLASSROOMS ARE RESERVED FOR REMEDIAL COURSES. 684 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,954 IF YOU WANT TO TURN THIS SCHOOL AROUND, 685 00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:37,589 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO START FROM THE TOP. 686 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:41,159 MR. ESCALANTE, DON'T LECTURE US. 687 00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:43,161 OUR KIDS CAN'T HANDLE CALCULUS. 688 00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:45,331 WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BOOKS. 689 00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:48,334 IF THEY PASS THE ADVANCED PLACEMENT TEST, 690 00:37:48,334 --> 00:37:49,801 THEY GET COLLEGE CREDIT. 691 00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:52,338 THERE ARE SOME TEACHERS IN THIS ROOM 692 00:37:52,338 --> 00:37:53,839 WHO WOULD HAVE TROUBLE 693 00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:56,174 PASSING THE ADVANCED PLACEMENT TEST. 694 00:37:56,174 --> 00:37:58,944 YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN MAKE THIS FLY? 695 00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:08,920 I TEACH CALCULUS OR... 696 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,522 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 697 00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:15,927 WELL, IF THIS MAN CAN WALK IN HERE AND... 698 00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:20,966 DICTATE HIS OWN TERMS OVER MY OBJECTIONS... 699 00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:22,368 I SEE NO REASON 700 00:38:22,368 --> 00:38:25,537 FOR ME TO CONTINUE AS DEPARTMENT CHAIR. 701 00:38:26,372 --> 00:38:28,740 RAQUEL, DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY. 702 00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:33,379 I'M THINKING ABOUT THOSE KIDS. 703 00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:38,517 IF THEY TRY AND DON'T SUCCEED, 704 00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:42,554 YOU'LL SHATTER WHAT LITTLE SELF-CONFIDENCE THEY HAVE. 705 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:49,361 THESE AREN'T THE TYPES THAT, UH, BOUNCE BACK. 706 00:38:51,262 --> 00:38:52,998 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 707 00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:17,989 THANKS, MAN. 708 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:24,029 KEMO, IT STINKS LIKE LAST YEAR IN HERE. 709 00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:29,568 SOMEBODY GIVE CLAUDIA AN ORANGE. 710 00:39:30,636 --> 00:39:33,539 OK, OK, OK. SIT DOWN. 711 00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:38,710 YOU THINK I WANT TO DO THIS? 712 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:41,713 THE JAPANESE PAY ME TO DO THIS. 713 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,715 THEY'RE TIRED OF MAKING EVERYTHING. 714 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:46,552 THEY WANT YOU GUYS TO PULL YOUR OWN WEIGHT 715 00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:51,156 SO THEY CAN TAKE VACATIONS ON MOUNT FUJI. 716 00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:52,958 KEMO, I THOUGHT THIS ROOM 717 00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:55,360 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AIR-CONDITIONED, MAN. 718 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,796 YOU SHOULD THINK... 719 00:39:57,796 --> 00:39:59,030 COOL. 720 00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:02,033 THINK... 721 00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,035 COOL. COOL. 722 00:40:04,035 --> 00:40:05,136 THINK... 723 00:40:05,136 --> 00:40:06,638 COOL. COOL. 724 00:40:09,975 --> 00:40:12,077 COOL. COOL. 725 00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:16,181 COOL. COOL. 726 00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:17,182 COOL. 727 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:18,717 COOL. COOL. 728 00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:26,357 OUT OF THE BLUE, 729 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:27,693 I GET A LETTER SAYING I WAS FIRED 730 00:40:27,693 --> 00:40:30,462 BECAUSE OF PROPOSITION 13. 731 00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:32,197 I'M DOWN TO $936. 732 00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:33,732 I INVEST 100 IN RESUMES, 733 00:40:33,732 --> 00:40:35,601 AND I BOUGHT THIS SUIT. 734 00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:37,268 I HIT EVERY INSURANCE COMPANY IN THE CITY. 735 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:40,606 MY WIFE WANTS US TO MOVE INTO HER PARENTS' REC ROOM. 736 00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:43,141 THEN 2 WEEKS LATER I GET ANOTHER LETTER 737 00:40:43,141 --> 00:40:45,744 IN THE MAIL TELLING ME TO REPORT BACK TO WORK. 738 00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:47,946 HOW DO YOU LIKE THE SUIT? 739 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:48,747 FABULOUS. 740 00:40:48,747 --> 00:40:50,549 HOW ABOUT THE COLOR? 741 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:54,586 WELCOME BACK, PELON! 742 00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:39,430 YOU OK? 743 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:41,132 YEAH, I'M OK. 744 00:41:41,132 --> 00:41:42,133 YOU SURE? 745 00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:44,736 YES. I SAID I WAS FINE. 746 00:41:46,071 --> 00:41:47,405 [RIP] 747 00:41:47,405 --> 00:41:48,740 UH-OH. 748 00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:55,814 WE'LL GO STEP BY STEP, INCH BY INCH. 749 00:41:55,814 --> 00:41:58,416 CALCULUS WAS NOT MADE TO BE EASY. 750 00:41:58,416 --> 00:41:59,818 IT ALREADY IS. 751 00:41:59,818 --> 00:42:02,821 REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD LAST SUMMER? 752 00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:06,024 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN THINGS WERE REALLY JUMPING GOOD? 753 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:07,092 * YEAH * 754 00:42:07,092 --> 00:42:09,227 WELL, THE GOOD TIMES ARE GONE WITH THE WIND. 755 00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:12,397 IT'S NOW THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY. 756 00:42:12,397 --> 00:42:14,399 OH, COME ON. A CONTRACT? 757 00:42:14,399 --> 00:42:16,968 YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T TRUST US BY NOW? 758 00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:18,203 [BELL RINGS] 759 00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:20,205 FOR THOSE OF YOU MAKING THE COMMITMENT, 760 00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:24,209 YOU WILL BE PREPARING YOURSELVES FOR THE ADVANCED PLACEMENT TEST. 761 00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:25,877 MAKE SURE IT'S SIGNED BEFORE YOU COME TO CLASS TOMORROW. 762 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:29,180 WE COME AN HOUR BEFORE SCHOOL, TAKE YOUR CLASS 2 PERIODS, 763 00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:30,582 AND STAY UNTIL 5:00? 764 00:42:30,582 --> 00:42:31,817 BELIEVE IT OR DON'T. 765 00:42:31,817 --> 00:42:34,419 WE GOT TO COME ON SATURDAYS? 766 00:42:34,419 --> 00:42:35,821 AND NO VACATION? 767 00:42:35,821 --> 00:42:38,456 PASS THE A.P. EXAM, GET COLLEGE CREDIT. 768 00:42:38,456 --> 00:42:39,691 BIG DEAL. 769 00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:40,692 WE'RE SENIORS. 770 00:42:40,692 --> 00:42:43,161 IT'S OUR YEAR TO SLACK OFF. 771 00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:44,596 HOW ABOUT YOU, JOHNNY? 772 00:42:44,596 --> 00:42:46,598 WILL YOU BE ABLE TO MAKE IT SATURDAY MORNING, 773 00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:48,366 PLAYING IN YOUR BAND FRIDAY NIGHT? 774 00:42:48,366 --> 00:42:52,003 LOOK, YOU LOVE SCARING US INTO DOING STUFF, MAN, 775 00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:55,140 BUT THAT GETS OLD REAL FAST. 776 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,112 HEY, KEMO. 777 00:43:01,112 --> 00:43:02,513 YOU PROUD OF ME? 778 00:43:02,513 --> 00:43:04,515 I'M THE FIRST DUDE HERE. 779 00:43:04,515 --> 00:43:06,017 WHAT'S CAL-CU-LUS? 780 00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:14,693 MOM... 781 00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:17,495 CALCULUS IS MATH THAT SIR ISAAC NEWTON INVENTED 782 00:43:17,495 --> 00:43:19,497 SO HE COULD FIGURE OUT PLANET ORBITS, 783 00:43:19,497 --> 00:43:20,899 BUT HE NEVER BOTHERED TO TELL ANYBODY 784 00:43:20,899 --> 00:43:22,500 ABOUT HIS DISCOVERY 785 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:24,302 UNTIL THIS OTHER SCIENTIST GUY 786 00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:26,905 TOLD EVERYBODY HE HAD INVENTED CALCULUS. 787 00:43:26,905 --> 00:43:28,506 BUT THE GUY WAS SO STUPID 788 00:43:28,506 --> 00:43:29,775 THAT HE GOT IT ALL WRONG, 789 00:43:29,775 --> 00:43:30,942 AND SO NEWTON HAD TO GO PUBLIC 790 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:32,543 AND CORRECT HIS MISTAKES. 791 00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:33,945 DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S NEAT? 792 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,514 FOR A GENIUS, NEWTON WAS AN IDIOT. 793 00:43:36,514 --> 00:43:37,916 DON'T WORRY, MOM. 794 00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:39,818 IF I INVENT SOMETHING, I'LL MAKE SURE TO GET PAID. 795 00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:41,820 I HOPE THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE 796 00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:43,855 TO STAY OUT ALL HOURS? 797 00:43:43,855 --> 00:43:46,658 TRUST ME, MOM. SIGN IT. 798 00:43:46,658 --> 00:43:49,327 BOYS DON'T LIKE IF YOU'RE TOO SMART. 799 00:43:49,327 --> 00:43:50,361 MOM, I'M DOING THIS 800 00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:52,363 SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEPEND ON SOME DUMB GUY 801 00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:54,265 THE REST OF MY LIFE. 802 00:44:04,710 --> 00:44:06,177 THANK YOU. 803 00:44:08,413 --> 00:44:09,781 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 804 00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:11,182 YOU DON'T GOT IT SIGNED, 805 00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:12,517 YOU GOT NO TICKET TO WATCH THE SHOW. 806 00:44:12,517 --> 00:44:14,385 THANK YOU. 807 00:44:14,385 --> 00:44:16,187 GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING. 808 00:44:16,187 --> 00:44:18,389 MR. BLUE EYES, THANK VERY MUCH. 809 00:44:18,389 --> 00:44:20,391 ELIZABETH, MY TAYLOR. 810 00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:22,427 SOPHIA, MY LOREN. 811 00:44:22,427 --> 00:44:24,462 GET A HAIRCUT. 812 00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:25,864 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 813 00:44:25,864 --> 00:44:28,466 GET A NEW JACKET. THANK YOU. 814 00:44:28,466 --> 00:44:30,468 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 815 00:44:30,468 --> 00:44:32,804 CLINT, YOU FORGET YOUR GUN? 816 00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:35,173 UNFOLD IT. 817 00:44:40,445 --> 00:44:41,446 HEP! 818 00:44:41,446 --> 00:44:44,582 GET OUT OF THE WAY. HERE. 819 00:44:44,582 --> 00:44:45,851 YOU DIDN'T SIGN IT. 820 00:44:45,851 --> 00:44:47,118 I GOTTA PUT SCHOOL ON HOLD. 821 00:44:47,118 --> 00:44:49,120 GO BACK UNTIL YOU SIGN IT. 822 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,256 MY UNCLE OFFERED ME A JOB OPERATING A FORKLIFT. 823 00:44:51,256 --> 00:44:53,324 SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS I GET TIME AND A HALF. 824 00:44:53,324 --> 00:44:54,860 SO WHAT? 825 00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:57,796 2 YEARS IN THE UNION AND I'LL BE MAKING MORE THAN YOU. 826 00:44:57,796 --> 00:45:00,398 KEMO, I DON'T WANT TO LET YOU DOWN, 827 00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:03,268 BUT THE MONEY I'LL BE MAKING WILL BUY ME A NEW TRANS AM. 828 00:45:03,268 --> 00:45:04,870 NO ONE CRUISES THROUGH LIFE, PANCHO. 829 00:45:04,870 --> 00:45:06,872 WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BE DESIGNING THESE THINGS 830 00:45:06,872 --> 00:45:08,273 THAN REPAIRING THEM? 831 00:45:08,273 --> 00:45:10,508 YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT. THEY GOT FUEL INJECTION. 832 00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:11,877 [GRINDING NOISE] 833 00:45:11,877 --> 00:45:14,746 YOU'RE GONNA STRIP MY GEARS. 834 00:45:14,746 --> 00:45:16,748 ORALE, KEMO. 835 00:45:16,748 --> 00:45:18,249 DON'T PANIC, JOHNNY. 836 00:45:18,249 --> 00:45:21,452 JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE OTHER GUY. 837 00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:24,489 RIGHT OR LEFT? 838 00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:25,757 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 839 00:45:25,757 --> 00:45:26,892 RIGHT OR LEFT? 840 00:45:26,892 --> 00:45:27,959 GO RIGHT! GO RIGHT! 841 00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:30,161 [HORN HONKS, TIRES SQUEAL] 842 00:45:37,903 --> 00:45:40,505 ALL YOU SEE IS THE TURN. 843 00:45:40,505 --> 00:45:43,174 YOU DON'T SEE THE ROAD AHEAD. 844 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:50,681 ORALE, BUEY. 845 00:45:50,681 --> 00:45:53,084 OPEN THE GATE. WE'LL BE LATE. 846 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:56,087 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE SO EARLY? 847 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:58,890 WE'RE IN ESCALANTE'S CLASS, REMEMBER? 848 00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:04,996 WAKE UP. DRINK SOME COFFEE, MAN. 849 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:13,271 ONE, YOU GOT THE GRAPH, RIGHT HERE. 850 00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:17,108 TWO, THIS STRIP, THE MOST IMPORTANT PART IS RIGHT HERE. 851 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:18,877 IT'S THE RADIUS OF ROTATION. 852 00:46:18,877 --> 00:46:20,145 THAT'S IT. 853 00:46:20,145 --> 00:46:22,347 ANYBODY GOT ANY QUESTIONS? 854 00:46:23,815 --> 00:46:25,216 ANYBODY CAN DO IT 855 00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:27,385 AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER ONE BASIC ELEMENT, 856 00:46:27,385 --> 00:46:29,821 AND THAT IS THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. 857 00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:32,057 STAY AWAKE AS YOU'RE WAKING UP. 858 00:46:32,057 --> 00:46:33,391 WAKE UP THIS MORNING. HOW ARE YOU? 859 00:46:33,391 --> 00:46:35,660 BRING TOOTHPICKS TO PINCH OPEN YOUR EYES. 860 00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:37,662 YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN? 861 00:46:37,662 --> 00:46:39,664 I WAS SWIMMING WITH DOLPHINS, 862 00:46:39,664 --> 00:46:41,066 WHISPERING IMAGINARY NUMBERS, 863 00:46:41,066 --> 00:46:43,168 LOOKING FOR THE FOURTH DIMENSION. 864 00:46:43,168 --> 00:46:46,171 GOOD! GO BACK TO SLEEP. THAT'S VERY GOOD. 865 00:46:46,171 --> 00:46:50,241 OK, ANY QUESTIONS? YES? NO? NOTHING? 866 00:46:50,241 --> 00:46:51,376 OK. 867 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:09,895 OK, YOU SHOULD HAVE IT BY NOW. 868 00:47:09,895 --> 00:47:13,264 OK, WHAT'S THE ANSWER? ANYBODY. 869 00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:14,099 CLAUDIA? 870 00:47:14,099 --> 00:47:17,302 COME ON. WE'RE GOING BACKWARDS. 871 00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:20,205 YOU'RE FOOLING AROUND TOO MUCH DURING THE WEEKEND. 872 00:47:20,205 --> 00:47:23,208 THIS GIRL'S GOTTA DO SOME WORK FROM THE NECK UP. 873 00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:25,410 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO STAY LATE AGAIN. 874 00:47:25,410 --> 00:47:26,777 OHH... OHH... 875 00:47:26,777 --> 00:47:28,479 COME ON. 876 00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:30,949 OF COURSE, YOU KNOW WE HAVE PIZZA, 'CAUSE THEY DELIVER. 877 00:47:30,949 --> 00:47:34,819 WE CAN GET FRIED CHICKEN, HAMBURGERS WITH CHEESE. 878 00:47:34,819 --> 00:47:36,321 JEEZ, WE'LL NEED DONATIONS. 879 00:47:36,321 --> 00:47:38,189 NO, REALLY, YOU OWE ME MONEY ANYWAY. 880 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:41,259 YOU DON'T DESERVE THE GRADES YOU'RE GETTING. 881 00:47:43,461 --> 00:47:44,862 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 882 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:46,464 YOU LATE FOR ANOTHER DATE? 883 00:47:46,464 --> 00:47:50,068 SHE'S GOT MORE BOYFRIENDS THAN ELIZABETH TAYLOR. 884 00:47:51,336 --> 00:47:53,939 I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU USING MY PERSONAL LIFE 885 00:47:53,939 --> 00:47:55,941 TO ENTERTAIN THIS CLASS. 886 00:48:10,821 --> 00:48:12,157 CLAUDIA. 887 00:48:22,433 --> 00:48:24,102 OK, OK. 888 00:48:24,102 --> 00:48:27,372 EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART RIGHT NOW. 889 00:48:27,372 --> 00:48:28,974 MY BOYFRIEND'S FREAKING OUT... 890 00:48:28,974 --> 00:48:30,808 MY MOM... SCHOOL SUCKS. 891 00:48:30,808 --> 00:48:33,811 I'M IN THAT CLASSROOM ALL DAY, KEMO. 892 00:48:33,811 --> 00:48:35,213 LOOK AT MY CLOTHES, 893 00:48:35,213 --> 00:48:37,815 AND MY HAIR-- I CAN'T EVEN COMB IT. 894 00:48:37,815 --> 00:48:39,417 I HATE MY LIFE. 895 00:48:41,119 --> 00:48:43,354 SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 896 00:48:45,523 --> 00:48:46,992 [LAUGHS] 897 00:48:46,992 --> 00:48:48,593 KEMO. 898 00:48:53,864 --> 00:48:57,202 [COUGHING] 899 00:48:57,202 --> 00:48:59,204 PONLA AQUI EN ESTA LINEA. 900 00:48:59,204 --> 00:49:00,805 EN ESTA LINEA. 901 00:49:00,805 --> 00:49:03,208 NO, NO, NO. AQUI. 902 00:49:03,208 --> 00:49:06,477 CALMATE, MI HIJO. 903 00:49:06,477 --> 00:49:08,679 [COUGHING] 904 00:49:18,856 --> 00:49:20,458 ESPERAME AQUI. 905 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:22,193 SI. 906 00:49:29,267 --> 00:49:31,269 YES. UH-HUH. I UNDERSTAND THAT, 907 00:49:31,269 --> 00:49:33,438 BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BRING HIM IN. 908 00:49:33,438 --> 00:49:35,473 NO--MA'AM, I'M NOT A DOCTOR. 909 00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:36,874 THERE'S NO WAY. 910 00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:38,276 HEY. 911 00:49:38,276 --> 00:49:40,878 I DON'T DO DIAGNOSIS. UH-HUH. 912 00:49:40,878 --> 00:49:42,880 LOOK, I'M SORRY. WE'LL HAVE-- 913 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,282 MIRA. 914 00:49:44,282 --> 00:49:46,284 UH, COULD YOU HOLD A MOMENT, PLEASE? 915 00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:49,287 ARE WE GOING TO SEE THE DOCTOR BEFORE NEXT WEEK? 916 00:49:49,287 --> 00:49:51,656 OK. HOLD ON. SEGURO? 917 00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:52,923 NO. 918 00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:54,192 MEDI-CAL? 919 00:49:54,192 --> 00:49:55,360 NO, TAMPOCO. 920 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:56,927 WELL, HOW ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR THIS? 921 00:49:56,927 --> 00:49:58,329 LOOK, IF WE COULD PAY FOR IT, 922 00:49:58,329 --> 00:49:59,930 WE WOULD GO TO A REGULAR HOSPITAL. 923 00:49:59,930 --> 00:50:01,332 I JUST DON'T WANT MY GRANDMOTHER 924 00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:02,933 TO CATCH PNEUMONIA WAITING AROUND. 925 00:50:02,933 --> 00:50:05,336 OK. TAKE A SEAT. WE'LL CALL YOUR NUMBER. 926 00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:07,338 OK, MA'AM, IS SAID YOU'LL HAVE TO BRING HIM IN. 927 00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:10,341 THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN GET AROUND THAT. 928 00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:14,379 I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO BRING HIM IN. 929 00:50:19,084 --> 00:50:20,551 MM-MMM. 930 00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:24,089 TRY THE SHORTCUT. 931 00:50:24,089 --> 00:50:27,225 THIS IS EASY. BABY STUFF FOR BOY SCOUTS. 932 00:50:27,225 --> 00:50:29,827 MY MIND DON'T WORK THIS WAY. 933 00:50:29,827 --> 00:50:31,262 TIC-TAC-TOE. 934 00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:34,432 A PIECE OF CAKE UPSIDE-DOWN. WATCH FOR THE GREEN LIGHT. 935 00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:42,507 I'VE BEEN WITH YOU GUYS 2 YEARS! 936 00:50:42,507 --> 00:50:44,709 EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M THE DUMBEST! 937 00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:46,844 I CAN'T HANDLE CALCULUS! 938 00:50:46,844 --> 00:50:48,946 THESE GUYS HAVE A BETTER CHANCE 939 00:50:48,946 --> 00:50:53,050 OF MAKING THE A.P. TEST WITHOUT ME. 940 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,619 DON'T LAUGH. 941 00:50:56,254 --> 00:50:59,357 HOW COULD WE LAUGH? YOU'RE BREAKING OUR HEARTS. 942 00:50:59,357 --> 00:51:01,126 DON'T DO THIS, KEMO. 943 00:51:01,126 --> 00:51:03,128 HOW NOBLE-- TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF 944 00:51:03,128 --> 00:51:04,529 FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE TEAM. 945 00:51:04,529 --> 00:51:06,964 DO YOU HAVE THE GANAS? DO YOU HAVE THE DESIRE? 946 00:51:06,964 --> 00:51:08,032 YES, I HAVE THE GANAS! 947 00:51:08,032 --> 00:51:09,600 DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IT FOR YOU? 948 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:10,401 YES! 949 00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:11,502 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY NO! 950 00:51:11,502 --> 00:51:13,404 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET TOUGH. 951 00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:15,140 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK 952 00:51:15,140 --> 00:51:17,608 RIGHT THROUGH CHRISTMAS BREAK. OK? 953 00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:28,519 THE COUNSELOR WAS JUST HERE LOOKING FOR YOU. 954 00:51:28,519 --> 00:51:32,323 SOMETHING ABOUT SOME COSMETOLOGY CLASSES. 955 00:51:32,323 --> 00:51:35,160 HE SAYS THERE'S 3 DIFFERENT LEVELS-- 956 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,328 ONE FOR BOYS, ONE FOR GIRLS, 957 00:51:37,328 --> 00:51:39,063 AND ONE FOR-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND. 958 00:51:39,063 --> 00:51:40,465 WHY DON'T YOU GO FIND OUT? 959 00:51:40,465 --> 00:51:42,900 PLEASE, LISTEN, MAN. IT'S COOL. 960 00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:44,034 MY GRANDMOTHER... 961 00:51:44,034 --> 00:51:45,736 CLOCK OUT. 962 00:51:45,736 --> 00:51:48,173 GAME'S OVER. YOU LOSE. 963 00:51:48,173 --> 00:51:50,441 YOU NEVER LISTEN TO NOBODY, MAN. 964 00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:53,043 TE CREES EL MAS CHINGON. 965 00:51:53,043 --> 00:51:54,745 ADIOS. 966 00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:56,447 WHY DON'T YOU, UH, 967 00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:58,048 SEND ME SOME POST CARDS, 968 00:51:58,048 --> 00:51:59,617 OR CALL ME ON THE TELEPHONE. 969 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:02,119 LET ME KNOW HOW YOU'RE DOING. WE LOVE YOU. 970 00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:08,193 KEMO SABE THIS, CABRON, HUH? 971 00:52:13,764 --> 00:52:18,769 I THINK THAT GUY'S GOT A BIGGER PROBLEM THAN YOU. 972 00:52:18,769 --> 00:52:20,538 TIC... 973 00:52:20,538 --> 00:52:21,939 TAC... 974 00:52:21,939 --> 00:52:24,108 TOE...SIMPLE. 975 00:52:24,108 --> 00:52:27,111 SHE'S A LITTLE SLOPPY WITH HER HOMEWORK. 976 00:52:27,111 --> 00:52:31,482 DAD, GET OFF THE PHONE SO WE CAN EAT. 977 00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:34,685 NO, SHE'S A TOP STUDENT. 978 00:52:34,685 --> 00:52:35,586 YEAH. 979 00:52:35,586 --> 00:52:37,622 YOUR FATHER WORKS 60 HOURS A WEEK, 980 00:52:37,622 --> 00:52:40,358 THEN HE VOLUNTEERS TO TEACH NIGHT SCHOOL FOR FREE. 981 00:52:40,358 --> 00:52:42,693 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, TOO. THANK YOU. 982 00:52:44,695 --> 00:52:46,897 NOW HE'S VISITING JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOLS 983 00:52:46,897 --> 00:52:48,633 IN HIS SPARE TIME. 984 00:52:50,435 --> 00:52:52,670 CORN AND POTATOES? 985 00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:54,472 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LOMO MONTADO, 986 00:52:54,472 --> 00:52:56,441 PIQUE A LO MACHO? 987 00:52:57,575 --> 00:53:01,946 JAIME, I DON'T WANT YOU TO TEACH THIS HOLIDAY. 988 00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:04,382 NO. 989 00:53:04,382 --> 00:53:06,717 NO TEACHING... 990 00:53:07,718 --> 00:53:08,653 PAPA... 991 00:53:08,653 --> 00:53:10,255 THERE'S A PROBLEM IN MY BOOK 992 00:53:10,255 --> 00:53:11,389 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 993 00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:12,523 YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? 994 00:53:12,523 --> 00:53:14,992 HIS OWN SON HAS PROBLEMS WITH MATH. 995 00:53:14,992 --> 00:53:16,494 GIVE ME THAT BOOK, FERNANDO. 996 00:53:16,494 --> 00:53:18,263 I DON'T WANT ANY BOOKS AT THE TABLE. 997 00:53:18,263 --> 00:53:20,097 GO WASH YOUR HANDS. 998 00:53:20,097 --> 00:53:22,600 [DOORBELL RINGS] 999 00:53:24,001 --> 00:53:25,603 I'LL GET IT. 1000 00:53:28,739 --> 00:53:30,608 YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? 1001 00:53:32,009 --> 00:53:34,011 OH, SEÑORA, COMO ESTA? 1002 00:53:34,011 --> 00:53:35,413 MUY BIEN. 1003 00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:37,415 SEÑOR ESCALANTE, 1004 00:53:37,415 --> 00:53:40,418 ANGELITO TIENE QUE REGRESAR A LA ESCUELA. 1005 00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:43,020 EL NO PUEDE PERDER SU LONCHE. 1006 00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:44,422 NO SE PREOCUPE, SEÑORA. 1007 00:53:44,422 --> 00:53:46,023 PASELE, POR FAVOR. 1008 00:53:46,023 --> 00:53:47,425 MUCHO GUSTO. 1009 00:53:47,425 --> 00:53:49,226 MI ESPOSA. 1010 00:53:51,429 --> 00:53:54,432 I'VE SEEN YOU DO A LOT OF UNDERHANDED TRICKS, 1011 00:53:54,432 --> 00:53:57,034 BUT BRINGING YOUR ABUELITA TO MY HOUSE 1012 00:53:57,034 --> 00:53:59,437 AT CHRISTMASTIME? COME ON. 1013 00:53:59,437 --> 00:54:01,038 I NEED CALCULUS 1014 00:54:01,038 --> 00:54:04,442 TO TAKE ME TO A GOOD CAREER. 1015 00:54:04,442 --> 00:54:06,511 SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD. 1016 00:54:10,648 --> 00:54:12,383 iCARAY! 1017 00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:15,320 * ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS * 1018 00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,322 * A CHOLO CAME TO ME... * 1019 00:54:17,322 --> 00:54:19,424 THIS IS WHAT'S GIVEN. 1020 00:54:19,424 --> 00:54:22,192 WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE AREA IN THE FIRST QUADRANT 1021 00:54:22,192 --> 00:54:23,594 BOUNDED BY THE CURVE. 1022 00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,730 WHAT ARE THE LIMITS? ANYBODY. 1023 00:54:25,730 --> 00:54:27,732 0 TO pi OVER 2. 1024 00:54:27,732 --> 00:54:28,899 WRONG. LUPE. 1025 00:54:28,899 --> 00:54:30,868 0 TO pi OVER 2? 1026 00:54:30,868 --> 00:54:33,037 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1027 00:54:33,037 --> 00:54:34,405 THIS IS REVIEW. 1028 00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:36,341 KEMO, I CHECKED MY WORK TWICE. 1029 00:54:36,341 --> 00:54:37,875 I'M GIVING YOU THE GRAPH. CHECK IT AGAIN. 1030 00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:39,910 I GOT THE SAME ANSWER AS THE GORDITA. 1031 00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:42,547 DON'T CALL ME GORDITA, PENDEJO. 1032 00:54:42,547 --> 00:54:44,749 IT'S 0 TO pi OVER 2, SIR. 1033 00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:47,151 YEAH. I GOT THE SAME THING. 1034 00:54:47,151 --> 00:54:49,587 YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS. NO WAY! 1035 00:54:49,587 --> 00:54:51,789 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1036 00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:52,990 THIS IS REVIEW! 1037 00:54:52,990 --> 00:54:55,593 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BLIND MAN IN A DARK ROOM 1038 00:54:55,593 --> 00:54:57,595 LOOKING FOR A BLACK CAT THAT ISN'T THERE! 1039 00:54:57,595 --> 00:54:59,330 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? 1040 00:54:59,330 --> 00:55:00,598 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 1041 00:55:00,598 --> 00:55:02,367 YOU'RE GIVING ME A SHOT FROM THE BACK! 1042 00:55:02,367 --> 00:55:03,868 NO WAY. NO WAY! 1043 00:55:05,202 --> 00:55:06,604 [DOOR SLAMS] 1044 00:55:06,604 --> 00:55:09,707 KEMO FINALLY BLEW A HEAD GASKET. 1045 00:55:09,707 --> 00:55:11,208 IT'S A PEN. 1046 00:55:11,208 --> 00:55:12,810 Class: IT'S A PEN. 1047 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:14,545 IT'S A PENCIL. 1048 00:55:14,545 --> 00:55:16,213 Class: IT'S A PENCIL. 1049 00:55:16,213 --> 00:55:17,615 IT'S A CHAIR. 1050 00:55:17,615 --> 00:55:19,216 Class: IT'S A CHAIR. 1051 00:55:19,216 --> 00:55:20,618 IT'S A LIGHT. 1052 00:55:20,618 --> 00:55:22,820 Class: IT'S A LIGHT. 1053 00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:24,221 IT'S A WINDOW. 1054 00:55:24,221 --> 00:55:25,623 Class: IT'S A WINDOW. 1055 00:55:25,623 --> 00:55:28,993 IT'S IN THE ROOM, ON THE TABLE. 1056 00:55:28,993 --> 00:55:31,228 IT'S 10:00. 1057 00:55:31,228 --> 00:55:34,231 Class: IT'S IN THE ROOM, ON THE TABLE. 1058 00:55:34,231 --> 00:55:35,633 IT'S 10:00. 1059 00:55:35,633 --> 00:55:37,635 UN MOMENTO, POR FAVOR. 1060 00:55:37,635 --> 00:55:39,837 Class: ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. 1061 00:55:46,143 --> 00:55:48,913 [LABORED BREATHING] 1062 00:56:13,237 --> 00:56:16,541 [GASPING] 1063 00:56:33,458 --> 00:56:35,926 PAGE 456, PLEASE. 1064 00:56:37,294 --> 00:56:39,697 COME ON, YOU GUYS. 456. 1065 00:56:39,697 --> 00:56:42,900 WILL YOU SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN, MAN? 1066 00:56:47,705 --> 00:56:50,307 WE TOLD HIM TO TAKE IT EASY. 1067 00:56:50,307 --> 00:56:52,309 IT'S OUR FAULT. WE JUST SIT BACK 1068 00:56:52,309 --> 00:56:54,311 AND WATCH HIM BURN IN. 1069 00:56:54,311 --> 00:56:55,713 IT'S BURN OUT. 1070 00:56:55,713 --> 00:56:58,282 THE MAN BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF. 1071 00:56:58,282 --> 00:56:59,817 HE WAS ASKING FOR TROUBLE. 1072 00:56:59,817 --> 00:57:01,819 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 1073 00:57:01,819 --> 00:57:04,622 YOU'RE A WANNABE CHOLO ASSHOLE, MAN. 1074 00:57:07,825 --> 00:57:09,059 [SPITS] 1075 00:57:09,059 --> 00:57:10,427 OH, THAT'S DISGUSTING. 1076 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:12,029 YOU WANT ME? 1077 00:57:12,029 --> 00:57:13,564 I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! 1078 00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:16,433 ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP! 1079 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:17,568 PANCHO! 1080 00:57:17,568 --> 00:57:19,236 JUST BREAK IT UP. 1081 00:57:19,236 --> 00:57:20,871 NOW, JUST SETTLE DOWN. 1082 00:57:20,871 --> 00:57:21,672 LATER. 1083 00:57:21,672 --> 00:57:23,474 SETTLE DOWN, ANGEL. 1084 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:31,482 NOW, MR. ESCALANTE IS OK. 1085 00:57:31,482 --> 00:57:33,784 HE SUFFERED A MILD HEART ATTACK, 1086 00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:36,921 AND HE'LL BE UNDER OBSERVATION FOR THE TIME BEING. 1087 00:57:36,921 --> 00:57:39,790 MR. SCHLOSS IS YOUR SUBSTITUTE. 1088 00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:42,493 NOW, OUT OF RESPECT TO MR. ESCALANTE, 1089 00:57:42,493 --> 00:57:46,531 PLEASE GIVE HIM YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION. 1090 00:57:46,531 --> 00:57:49,934 I DON'T WANT ANY MORE TROUBLE FROM THIS ROOM. 1091 00:57:49,934 --> 00:57:52,537 ALL RIGHT, PANCHO, YOU COME WITH ME. 1092 00:57:52,537 --> 00:57:54,471 ANGEL, LET'S GO. 1093 00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:58,743 TITO, TAKE YOUR SEAT. 1094 00:58:04,414 --> 00:58:07,184 MR. MOLINA HAS INFORMED ME 1095 00:58:07,184 --> 00:58:10,821 THAT YOU HAVE YOUR A.P. CALCULUS EXAM IN 2 WEEKS. 1096 00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:12,823 I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU. 1097 00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:14,825 I'VE NEVER TAUGHT CALCULUS BEFORE. 1098 00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:17,027 I'M REALLY A MUSIC TEACHER. 1099 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,710 YOU MAD AT ME, MOMMY? 1100 00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:36,647 IF I THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP, I WOULD BE ANGRY. 1101 00:58:39,917 --> 00:58:40,985 DAD... 1102 00:58:40,985 --> 00:58:43,253 THE DOCTOR SAYS NO STRESS. 1103 00:58:43,253 --> 00:58:46,456 NO JOB-RELATED ACTIVITY FOR AT LEAST A MONTH. 1104 00:58:46,456 --> 00:58:48,659 I WANT ANOTHER DOCTOR. 1105 00:58:50,595 --> 00:58:52,597 JAIME, I HAVE TO GO. 1106 00:58:52,597 --> 00:58:54,865 I LEFT FERNANDO WITH A NEIGHBOR. 1107 00:58:54,865 --> 00:58:56,000 I'LL STAY WITH DAD, MOM. 1108 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,002 NO. YOU GO WITH YOUR MOTHER. 1109 00:58:58,002 --> 00:59:01,205 DON'T FORGET TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH, OK? 1110 00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:02,607 OK, DAD. 1111 00:59:02,607 --> 00:59:04,208 COME ON, MOM. 1112 00:59:24,128 --> 00:59:27,231 WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OUT OF WORK? 1113 00:59:48,218 --> 00:59:50,487 HI! 1114 00:59:50,487 --> 00:59:52,723 HEY! MR. ESCALANTE! 1115 00:59:56,526 --> 00:59:57,928 I'M STILL ALIVE. 1116 00:59:57,928 --> 01:00:00,430 I'M A HARD-DYING TYPE OF GUY. 1117 01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:01,932 SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN THE HOSPITAL? 1118 01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:04,134 I SHOULD BE HERE WITH YOU. 1119 01:00:04,134 --> 01:00:05,135 YAAH! 1120 01:00:05,135 --> 01:00:06,804 BULLDOGS! 1121 01:00:06,804 --> 01:00:08,773 DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG. 1122 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:13,510 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BABY-SITTING. 1123 01:00:13,510 --> 01:00:15,680 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 1124 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,081 HOW ARE YOU? 1125 01:00:17,081 --> 01:00:20,450 HEY, YOU SHOULD BE TAKING IT EASY, MAN. 1126 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,820 NO, I SHOULD BE HERE WITH YOU GUYS. 1127 01:00:22,820 --> 01:00:27,224 I MEAN, YOU ALREADY FORGOT TO STAND UP. EVERYBODY! 1128 01:00:27,224 --> 01:00:31,662 NO, AGAINST THE WALL LIKE A SNAKE. HURRY! 1129 01:00:31,662 --> 01:00:34,665 WE'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR THIS ALL YEAR. 1130 01:00:34,665 --> 01:00:36,266 YOU'RE THE BEST! 1131 01:00:36,266 --> 01:00:39,169 YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST! 1132 01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:40,738 THIS IS GONNA BE A PIECE OF CAKE! 1133 01:00:40,738 --> 01:00:42,472 UPSIDE-DOWN! 1134 01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:44,374 AND... 1135 01:00:44,374 --> 01:00:46,376 STEP BY STEP! 1136 01:00:46,376 --> 01:00:48,378 ALL RIGHT! YOU GOT IT NOW. 1137 01:00:48,378 --> 01:00:51,148 OPEN YOUR EYES. 1138 01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:54,084 Y = LN... 1139 01:00:54,084 --> 01:00:57,287 QUANTITY X - 1. WHAT'S THE DOMAIN? 1140 01:00:57,287 --> 01:00:59,089 X IS GREATER THAN -1. 1141 01:00:59,089 --> 01:01:01,692 NO! TO THE END OF THE LINE. 1142 01:01:01,692 --> 01:01:03,694 I'VE BEEN GONE 2 DAYS, AND YOU FORGET ALREADY. 1143 01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:05,095 WHAT'S THE DOMAIN? 1144 01:01:05,095 --> 01:01:09,433 ALL REAL NUMBERS GREATER THAN 1. X IS GREATER THAN 1. 1145 01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:13,270 I TOLD YOU YOU COULD DO IT. 1146 01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:14,705 OK! 1147 01:01:14,705 --> 01:01:17,074 BE SURE EACH MARK IS BLACK 1148 01:01:17,074 --> 01:01:19,844 AND COMPLETELY FILLS THE ANSWER SPACE. 1149 01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:21,812 IF YOU MAKE AN ERROR, 1150 01:01:21,812 --> 01:01:23,714 YOU MAY SAVE TIME BY CROSSING IT OUT, 1151 01:01:23,714 --> 01:01:25,950 RATHER THAN TRYING TO ERASE IT. 1152 01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:28,853 IT IS NOT EXPECTED THAT EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO ANSWER 1153 01:01:28,853 --> 01:01:31,321 ALL THE MULTIPLE-CHOICE QUESTIONS. 1154 01:01:31,321 --> 01:01:33,590 WHEN YOU'RE TOLD TO BEGIN, OPEN YOUR BOOKLET, 1155 01:01:33,590 --> 01:01:35,926 CAREFULLY TEAR OUT THE GREEN INSERT, 1156 01:01:35,926 --> 01:01:37,194 AND START WORK. 1157 01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:38,963 YOU MAY BEGIN NOW. 1158 01:02:09,259 --> 01:02:10,961 LET'S GO! 1159 01:02:12,496 --> 01:02:14,364 COME ON! GET IN! 1160 01:02:14,364 --> 01:02:15,966 GET IN! 1161 01:02:17,501 --> 01:02:19,503 OH, NO, IT'S TOO COLD! 1162 01:02:24,508 --> 01:02:27,244 ANITA! COME ON, ANITA! 1163 01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:28,312 ANGEL! 1164 01:02:28,312 --> 01:02:32,616 I LIKE TO KEEP MY PANTS DRY, YOU KNOW, MAN? 1165 01:02:32,616 --> 01:02:34,819 ANGEL! COME ON IN! 1166 01:02:34,819 --> 01:02:36,486 COME ON! 1167 01:02:36,486 --> 01:02:38,088 THE WATER'S GREAT! 1168 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,523 COME ON! 1169 01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:42,659 OK, FINE! 1170 01:02:42,659 --> 01:02:43,928 FINE! 1171 01:02:43,928 --> 01:02:46,363 THIS IS SO STUPID, MAN. 1172 01:02:46,363 --> 01:02:47,865 I'M COMING! 1173 01:02:51,368 --> 01:02:52,803 ANGEL! 1174 01:02:52,803 --> 01:02:54,171 COME ON! 1175 01:02:54,171 --> 01:02:55,272 COME ON! 1176 01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:13,090 [ROOSTER CROWS] 1177 01:03:17,427 --> 01:03:19,429 ORALE, GRANDPA. 1178 01:04:11,448 --> 01:04:13,683 WE, BEING TEACHERS, 1179 01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:18,889 KNOW THE ADVANCED PLACEMENT TESTS ARE VERY DIFFICULT, 1180 01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:21,191 ESPECIALLY IN MATHEMATICS. 1181 01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:26,430 LESS THAN 2% OF ALL HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS NATIONWIDE 1182 01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:31,535 EVEN ATTEMPT THE ADVANCED PLACEMENT CALCULUS TEST. 1183 01:04:33,037 --> 01:04:34,638 YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING. 1184 01:04:34,638 --> 01:04:37,607 I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE 1185 01:04:37,607 --> 01:04:41,511 THAT NO OTHER HIGH SCHOOL IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA 1186 01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:45,916 HAS MORE STUDENTS PASSING THAN GARFIELD HIGH SCHOOL. 1187 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,923 NO. HE JUST WALKS LIKE THAT. 1188 01:04:54,091 --> 01:04:57,327 18 STUDENTS TOOK THE TEST. 1189 01:04:57,327 --> 01:04:59,729 18 PASSED. 1190 01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:01,065 MANY-- 1191 01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:04,734 WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 1192 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:06,336 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1193 01:05:06,336 --> 01:05:07,337 OK. 1194 01:05:13,277 --> 01:05:16,280 WE, THE A.P. CALCULUS CLASS, 1195 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:20,817 WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT THIS PLAQUE TO OUR TEACHER... 1196 01:05:20,817 --> 01:05:24,354 JAIME A. ESCALANTE. 1197 01:05:24,354 --> 01:05:25,956 COME ON UP. 1198 01:06:00,257 --> 01:06:01,391 AAH! 1199 01:06:01,391 --> 01:06:03,527 AAH! AAH! 1200 01:06:03,527 --> 01:06:04,528 AAH! 1201 01:06:06,396 --> 01:06:07,397 AAH! 1202 01:06:07,397 --> 01:06:08,198 AAH! 1203 01:06:08,198 --> 01:06:10,000 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1204 01:06:14,404 --> 01:06:15,339 YES? 1205 01:06:15,339 --> 01:06:17,274 THIS IS GUADALUPE ESCOBAR. 1206 01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:22,212 WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF JOKE? 1207 01:06:22,212 --> 01:06:25,815 WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE. WHO IS THIS? 1208 01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:27,284 FOR REALS? 1209 01:06:29,353 --> 01:06:31,088 WHAT? 1210 01:06:31,088 --> 01:06:33,023 YOU'RE CRAZY, MAN. 1211 01:06:42,399 --> 01:06:45,402 "IT'S STANDARD PROCEDURE TO GRADE THE TEST 1212 01:06:45,402 --> 01:06:47,404 "WITH THE IDENTITY OF THE STUDENTS CONCEALED. 1213 01:06:47,404 --> 01:06:49,639 "ONLY AFTER THE IRREGULARITIES WERE FOUND 1214 01:06:49,639 --> 01:06:52,109 "WAS IT DETERMINED THE STUDENTS IN QUESTION 1215 01:06:52,109 --> 01:06:53,410 WERE ALL FROM GARFIELD HIGH SCHOOL." 1216 01:06:53,410 --> 01:06:55,612 YOU ALL RECEIVED THE SAME LETTER? 1217 01:06:55,612 --> 01:06:56,880 YEAH. YEAH. 1218 01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:00,150 "BASED UPON THE UNUSUAL AGREEMENT OF INCORRECT ANSWERS, 1219 01:07:00,150 --> 01:07:02,786 "E.T.S. HAS NO ALTERNATIVE BUT TO QUESTION THE SCORES 1220 01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:06,156 OF ALL STUDENTS WITH SUCH UNUSUAL AGREEMENT." 1221 01:07:06,156 --> 01:07:08,125 ENGLISH. WHAT DOES IT MEAN IN ENGLISH? 1222 01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:10,127 THEY'RE SAYING THAT WE COPIED FROM EACH OTHER 1223 01:07:10,127 --> 01:07:11,728 BECAUSE WE ALL HAD THE SAME WRONG ANSWERS. 1224 01:07:11,728 --> 01:07:14,498 WE'RE TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW TO CHEAT CORRECTLY. 1225 01:07:14,498 --> 01:07:16,666 WHY DON'T WE JUST SUE THEM? 1226 01:07:16,666 --> 01:07:20,270 "THE BOARD DOUBTS THAT THE GRADES ARE VALID FOR YOU 1227 01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:22,739 BECAUSE OF THESE UNUSUAL CIRCUMSTANCES." 1228 01:07:22,739 --> 01:07:24,141 THESE PEOPLE ARE HUMAN. 1229 01:07:24,141 --> 01:07:25,809 THEY CAN MAKE MISTAKES, TOO. 1230 01:07:25,809 --> 01:07:30,380 Ana: KEMO, THESE PEOPLE ARE CALLING US CHEATERS. 1231 01:07:31,648 --> 01:07:32,782 ALL RIGHT, 1232 01:07:32,782 --> 01:07:35,919 THIS IS WHERE WE KEEP ALL CONFIDENTIAL MATERIAL, 1233 01:07:35,919 --> 01:07:38,122 S.A.T. AND A.P. TESTS INCLUDED. 1234 01:07:39,723 --> 01:07:42,926 I ASSURE YOU, ONLY MY SECRETARY AND I 1235 01:07:42,926 --> 01:07:44,928 KNOW THE COMBINATION. 1236 01:07:44,928 --> 01:07:47,331 MR. MOLINA, THIS CONTROVERSY 1237 01:07:47,331 --> 01:07:48,932 IS OFFICIALLY BETWEEN 1238 01:07:48,932 --> 01:07:50,767 THE EDUCATIONAL TESTING SERVICE 1239 01:07:50,767 --> 01:07:52,035 AND THE STUDENTS. 1240 01:07:52,035 --> 01:07:54,338 IT DOES NOT REFLECT UPON YOUR SCHOOL 1241 01:07:54,338 --> 01:07:55,905 OR ITS ADMINISTRATION. 1242 01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:57,341 I UNDERSTAND. 1243 01:07:57,341 --> 01:07:59,343 WE WOULD LIKE TO RESOLVE THIS 1244 01:07:59,343 --> 01:08:01,044 WITH AS LITTLE PUBLICITY AS POSSIBLE. 1245 01:08:01,044 --> 01:08:03,147 I'D APPRECIATE THAT. 1246 01:08:04,814 --> 01:08:06,082 ALL RIGHT? 1247 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:07,284 YEP. 1248 01:08:11,355 --> 01:08:15,292 DO YOU THINK THEY GOT THE TEST AHEAD OF TIME? 1249 01:08:15,292 --> 01:08:19,363 WELL, CLAUDIA WAS HAVING EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS. 1250 01:08:19,363 --> 01:08:22,166 PANCHO WAS WAY BEHIND. 1251 01:08:23,233 --> 01:08:25,835 DO YOU REALLY THINK ANYONE CHEATED? 1252 01:08:27,371 --> 01:08:30,840 NO, BUT MY FATHER DOES. 1253 01:08:33,210 --> 01:08:34,711 DAMN SHIT! 1254 01:08:35,979 --> 01:08:37,381 LOOK AT THIS SHIT! 1255 01:08:37,381 --> 01:08:39,983 IF I'D HAVE TAKEN THAT JOB WITH MY UNCLE-- 1256 01:08:39,983 --> 01:08:41,185 LOOK AT THIS, MAN-- 1257 01:08:41,185 --> 01:08:42,752 I COULD HAVE HAD A BRAND-NEW CAR BY NOW! 1258 01:08:42,752 --> 01:08:46,256 OK, IT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN FIX IT. 1259 01:08:46,256 --> 01:08:48,692 COME ON, OK? YOU CAN FIX IT. JUST RELAX. 1260 01:08:48,692 --> 01:08:50,227 HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW 1261 01:08:50,227 --> 01:08:51,761 YOU TWO WERE, LIKE, A THING NOW. 1262 01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:56,366 JUST SOMETHING FOR THE SUMMER. 1263 01:09:01,871 --> 01:09:04,007 COME ON, LUPE. 1264 01:09:04,007 --> 01:09:06,009 YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, PANCHO. 1265 01:09:06,009 --> 01:09:07,143 LUPE, WAIT. 1266 01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:09,679 [ICE CREAM BELL RINGING] 1267 01:09:09,679 --> 01:09:10,680 SHIT! 1268 01:09:22,392 --> 01:09:25,762 LOTS OF STARS UP THERE, HOMEY. NOT TOO POLLUTED. 1269 01:09:25,762 --> 01:09:28,832 STARS AREN'T REALLY THERE, ESE. 1270 01:09:31,268 --> 01:09:33,370 NO, WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT 1271 01:09:33,370 --> 01:09:36,373 IS WHERE THEY USED TO BE, MAN. 1272 01:09:36,373 --> 01:09:38,074 IT TAKES THE LIGHT 1273 01:09:38,074 --> 01:09:41,211 A THOUSAND YEARS TO REACH THE EARTH. 1274 01:09:41,211 --> 01:09:42,246 FOR ALL WE KNOW, 1275 01:09:42,246 --> 01:09:44,481 THEY BURNED OUT LONG AGO, MAN. 1276 01:09:44,481 --> 01:09:46,583 GOD PULLED THE PLUG ON US. 1277 01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:48,184 HE DIDN'T TELL NOBODY. 1278 01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:50,454 THOSE STARS ARE OUT THERE, HOMEBOY. 1279 01:09:50,454 --> 01:09:52,756 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. 1280 01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:56,693 [CAR ENGINE REVS] 1281 01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:01,631 HEY, HOMEBOY. 1282 01:10:01,631 --> 01:10:03,533 iALLI TE LLEVO, MI HIJA! 1283 01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:10,540 COME ON, THROW ME A KISS, BABY! 1284 01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:11,508 HEY! 1285 01:10:11,508 --> 01:10:13,910 HEY, TIRAME UN BESO. 1286 01:10:15,979 --> 01:10:18,315 [SIREN WAILS] 1287 01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,985 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 1288 01:10:21,985 --> 01:10:23,587 THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW. 1289 01:10:27,591 --> 01:10:30,594 WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU CAN'T AFFORD A KNIFE? 1290 01:10:30,594 --> 01:10:32,195 USE A PENCIL, GO TO JAIL. 1291 01:10:32,195 --> 01:10:33,597 CAN I HAVE THIS BACK NOW? 1292 01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:37,801 YOU GOT A TOUGH MOUTH. YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF. 1293 01:10:41,405 --> 01:10:43,740 MUCHO GUSTO, OFFICER. 1294 01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,911 LET'S GO, JACK. 1295 01:11:05,695 --> 01:11:08,365 THAT WAS REAL SMART, ESE. 1296 01:11:11,167 --> 01:11:13,370 GET AWAY FROM MY RIDE! 1297 01:11:17,774 --> 01:11:18,908 GET UP. 1298 01:11:18,908 --> 01:11:20,644 COME ON, GET UP! 1299 01:11:29,853 --> 01:11:31,655 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1300 01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:34,658 COME BACK. 1301 01:11:36,059 --> 01:11:37,661 ANGEL! 1302 01:12:23,239 --> 01:12:24,908 WELL... 1303 01:12:24,908 --> 01:12:27,711 DOES ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY? 1304 01:12:46,396 --> 01:12:47,864 ANA... 1305 01:12:49,466 --> 01:12:52,869 I'VE KNOWN YOUR FAMILY FOR YEARS. 1306 01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:54,103 TELL US THE TRUTH. 1307 01:12:54,103 --> 01:12:56,673 NOTHING HAPPENED. 1308 01:12:56,673 --> 01:12:58,341 NOW, DON'T LIE TO ME. 1309 01:12:58,341 --> 01:12:59,609 NOTHING HAPPENED! 1310 01:12:59,609 --> 01:13:01,511 WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE HER ALONE? 1311 01:13:01,511 --> 01:13:03,346 SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 1312 01:13:03,346 --> 01:13:05,114 THEN TELL US WHO DID. 1313 01:13:19,295 --> 01:13:20,897 WE'RE NOT COPS. 1314 01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:26,169 WE'RE NOT HERE TO PUT ANYBODY BEHIND BARS. 1315 01:13:26,169 --> 01:13:27,571 IF YOU CHEATED, 1316 01:13:27,571 --> 01:13:30,239 LET US KNOW SO YOU CAN GO HOME 1317 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:33,076 AND ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR SUMMER. 1318 01:13:35,545 --> 01:13:37,413 PERMISO. 1319 01:13:50,193 --> 01:13:52,996 I COME FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. 1320 01:13:52,996 --> 01:13:54,964 YO VENGO DE ESTE BARRIO. 1321 01:13:54,964 --> 01:13:59,335 AND I KNOW THAT SOMETIMES WE'RE TEMPTED 1322 01:13:59,335 --> 01:14:00,970 TO TAKE SHORTCUTS. 1323 01:14:00,970 --> 01:14:04,508 JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH WHAT HAPPENED. 1324 01:14:06,309 --> 01:14:08,812 DIME LA VERDAD. 1325 01:14:08,812 --> 01:14:10,547 OK. 1326 01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:28,097 WE'RE BUSTED. WHY DON'T WE JUST ADMIT IT? 1327 01:14:39,643 --> 01:14:41,177 HOW'D YOU DO IT? 1328 01:14:44,347 --> 01:14:46,816 I GOT THE TEST AHEAD OF TIME. 1329 01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:48,484 I PASSED IT OUT TO EVERYONE. 1330 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:50,554 HOW DID YOU GET THE TEST? 1331 01:14:50,554 --> 01:14:52,989 MAILMAN. 1332 01:14:56,025 --> 01:14:57,761 I STRANGLED HIM. 1333 01:14:57,761 --> 01:14:59,428 HIS BODY'S DECOMPOSING IN MY LOCKER. 1334 01:14:59,428 --> 01:15:03,232 HA HA HA HA HA! 1335 01:15:03,232 --> 01:15:05,702 [ALL LAUGHING] 1336 01:15:38,835 --> 01:15:40,837 THERE'S NO SENSE IN CONTINUING 1337 01:15:40,837 --> 01:15:42,639 IF THEY WON'T COOPERATE. 1338 01:16:04,393 --> 01:16:06,630 DO YOU KNOW HOW THIS GOT IN MY BOX? 1339 01:16:15,004 --> 01:16:17,173 A LETTER OF RESIGNATION. 1340 01:16:17,173 --> 01:16:19,275 ANONYMOUS. 1341 01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:24,580 MY GUESS IS IT COULD HAVE SOMETHING TO DO 1342 01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:27,350 WITH THE MESS THIS SCHOOL IS IN. 1343 01:16:29,819 --> 01:16:31,655 DO YOU THINK THE STUDENTS CHEATED? 1344 01:16:39,162 --> 01:16:42,465 MR. ESCALANTE, YOU PUT THESE KIDS 1345 01:16:42,465 --> 01:16:45,034 UNDER AN AWFUL LOT OF PRESSURE. 1346 01:16:45,034 --> 01:16:49,005 THEY WOULD HAVE GONE TO ANY LENGTHS TO PLEASE YOU. 1347 01:16:49,005 --> 01:16:51,340 YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. 1348 01:16:53,009 --> 01:16:54,277 ALL RIGHT. 1349 01:16:58,014 --> 01:16:59,949 WELL... 1350 01:16:59,949 --> 01:17:02,551 EVERY NIGHT WHEN I GO TO BED, 1351 01:17:02,551 --> 01:17:04,553 I WATCH THE TELEVISION NEWS. 1352 01:17:04,553 --> 01:17:06,756 I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE GO ON TRIAL. 1353 01:17:06,756 --> 01:17:08,024 THEY DENY EVERYTHING, 1354 01:17:08,024 --> 01:17:10,359 OR THEIR LAWYERS SAY THEY WERE INSANE 1355 01:17:10,359 --> 01:17:11,761 AT THE TIME THEY DID IT. 1356 01:17:11,761 --> 01:17:14,163 A LOT OF THEM GET OFF. 1357 01:17:15,564 --> 01:17:17,967 BUT I BELIEVE THAT MOST PEOPLE 1358 01:17:17,967 --> 01:17:20,770 WHO GET CAUGHT TODAY ARE GUILTY. 1359 01:17:22,571 --> 01:17:24,040 DON'T YOU? 1360 01:17:26,309 --> 01:17:27,443 YEP. 1361 01:17:27,443 --> 01:17:29,412 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 1362 01:17:30,546 --> 01:17:32,248 YOU BETCHA. 1363 01:17:53,703 --> 01:17:55,705 HAVE YOU SEEN MY CAR? 1364 01:17:55,705 --> 01:17:56,840 NO. 1365 01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:59,442 DO YOU NEED A RIDE HOME? 1366 01:18:03,479 --> 01:18:04,814 [MUTTERS] 1367 01:18:04,814 --> 01:18:06,415 NO, THANK YOU. 1368 01:18:06,415 --> 01:18:08,617 [MUTTERS] 1369 01:18:08,617 --> 01:18:11,220 KEMO, LET ME TAKE YOU HOME! 1370 01:18:58,534 --> 01:18:59,668 [DOOR CLOSES] 1371 01:18:59,668 --> 01:19:01,004 JAIME? 1372 01:19:23,559 --> 01:19:24,894 JAIME... 1373 01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:28,898 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? 1374 01:19:35,438 --> 01:19:37,841 I MAY HAVE MADE A MISTAKE 1375 01:19:37,841 --> 01:19:40,043 TRYING TO TEACH THEM CALCULUS. 1376 01:19:42,979 --> 01:19:44,380 REGARDLESS OF WHETHER 1377 01:19:44,380 --> 01:19:47,984 THEY PASSED THAT TEST OR NOT, JAIME... 1378 01:19:47,984 --> 01:19:49,919 THEY LEARNED. 1379 01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:52,721 YEAH, THEY LEARNED 1380 01:19:52,721 --> 01:19:55,925 IF YOU TRY REAL HARD, NOTHING CHANGES. 1381 01:20:00,263 --> 01:20:01,497 QUIT. 1382 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:07,203 IF THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE LEFT TO TEACH... 1383 01:20:09,338 --> 01:20:10,473 QUIT. 1384 01:20:13,076 --> 01:20:16,412 YOU KNOW WHAT KILLS ME? 1385 01:20:16,412 --> 01:20:20,149 IS THAT THEY LOST THE CONFIDENCE IN THE SYSTEM 1386 01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:24,353 THAT THEY'RE NOW FINALLY QUALIFIED TO BE A PART OF. 1387 01:20:25,554 --> 01:20:29,358 I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M LOSING SLEEP OVER THIS. 1388 01:20:29,358 --> 01:20:30,960 I DON'T NEED IT. 1389 01:20:33,029 --> 01:20:36,966 I COULD MAKE TWICE THE MONEY IN LESS HOURS 1390 01:20:36,966 --> 01:20:40,236 AND HAVE PEOPLE TREAT ME WITH RESPECT. 1391 01:20:41,905 --> 01:20:43,372 RESPECT? 1392 01:20:46,175 --> 01:20:48,978 JAIME, THOSE KIDS LOVE YOU. 1393 01:20:52,515 --> 01:20:53,782 [HORN HONKS] 1394 01:20:53,782 --> 01:20:56,119 [HONK HONK HONK] 1395 01:20:58,254 --> 01:20:59,388 [HONK] 1396 01:20:59,388 --> 01:21:00,924 HEY, KEMO! 1397 01:21:08,965 --> 01:21:13,002 CHECK OUT YOUR RIDE, MAN. WE FIXED IT UP FOR YOU. 1398 01:21:13,002 --> 01:21:15,004 GOING DOWNTOWN, MAN, 1399 01:21:15,004 --> 01:21:18,274 TO TAKE ACTION ON THOSE E.T.S. BOYS. 1400 01:21:18,274 --> 01:21:21,210 HEY, DAD, CHECK OUT YOUR NEW CAR. 1401 01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:23,479 Angel: WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THE PAYMENTS. 1402 01:21:23,479 --> 01:21:25,081 GOLLY! 1403 01:21:43,632 --> 01:21:44,968 GENTLEMEN? 1404 01:21:46,302 --> 01:21:48,237 MY NAME IS JAIME ESCALANTE. 1405 01:21:48,237 --> 01:21:49,838 I'M THE A.P. CALCULUS TEACHER 1406 01:21:49,838 --> 01:21:51,440 FROM GARFIELD HIGH SCHOOL. 1407 01:21:51,440 --> 01:21:53,909 YES. YES. 1408 01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:55,911 I'M DR. PEARSON. 1409 01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:57,046 HELLO, DOCTOR. 1410 01:21:57,046 --> 01:21:58,647 THIS IS DR. RAMIREZ. 1411 01:21:58,647 --> 01:22:00,049 QUE TAL? UN PLACER. 1412 01:22:00,049 --> 01:22:01,985 ES UN GUSTO, SEÑOR. 1413 01:22:06,189 --> 01:22:09,192 I FEEL I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW 1414 01:22:09,192 --> 01:22:12,261 WHY YOU THINK MY STUDENTS CHEATED. 1415 01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:19,035 MR. ESCALANTE, 1416 01:22:19,035 --> 01:22:21,204 I'M SORRY YOU DROVE ALL THE WAY OUT HERE, 1417 01:22:21,204 --> 01:22:23,339 BUT WE'RE NOT AT LIBERTY TO DISCUSS 1418 01:22:23,339 --> 01:22:24,740 THE CONTROVERSY WITH YOU. 1419 01:22:24,740 --> 01:22:28,377 I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SEE THE TEST, THAT'S ALL. 1420 01:22:28,377 --> 01:22:30,346 MR. ESCALANTE, 1421 01:22:30,346 --> 01:22:32,948 I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH HERE. 1422 01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,350 BUT I REPEAT, 1423 01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:37,253 THE PROBLEM IS BETWEEN THE E.T.S. AND THE STUDENTS. 1424 01:22:37,253 --> 01:22:38,988 I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SEE 1425 01:22:38,988 --> 01:22:40,723 WHAT KIND OF MISTAKES WERE MADE. 1426 01:22:40,723 --> 01:22:42,425 ONCE AGAIN, I'M THEIR TEACHER. 1427 01:22:42,425 --> 01:22:44,027 I KNOW MY KIDS. 1428 01:22:45,361 --> 01:22:47,230 MR. ESCALANTE, HAVE A SEAT. 1429 01:22:47,230 --> 01:22:49,065 NO. NO, THANK YOU. 1430 01:22:51,834 --> 01:22:54,970 THERE WERE SOME UNORTHODOX, 1431 01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:56,839 EVEN ILLOGICAL COMPUTATIONS 1432 01:22:56,839 --> 01:22:59,142 FOR STUDENTS OF THIS CALIBER. 1433 01:22:59,142 --> 01:23:00,309 MISTAKES IN SIMPLE MATH. 1434 01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:01,644 MAYBE THEY ALL MADE THE SAME MISTAKES 1435 01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:03,246 BECAUSE THEY HAD THE SAME TEACHER 1436 01:23:03,246 --> 01:23:04,847 TEACHING THEM THE SAME PROGRAM. 1437 01:23:04,847 --> 01:23:06,249 I TAUGHT THEM STEP BY STEP, 1438 01:23:06,249 --> 01:23:07,550 ALL THE SAME WAY. 1439 01:23:07,550 --> 01:23:10,653 LOOK. YOUR STUDENTS AVERAGED FEWER THAN 4 WRONG 1440 01:23:10,653 --> 01:23:12,055 ON THE MULTIPLE CHOICE, 1441 01:23:12,055 --> 01:23:14,123 WHERE OTHER SCHOOLS AVERAGE, WHAT? 1442 01:23:14,123 --> 01:23:17,026 14 TO 18 INCORRECT ANSWERS? 1443 01:23:17,026 --> 01:23:19,262 AND MOST OF YOUR KIDS FINISHED THE TEST 1444 01:23:19,262 --> 01:23:20,663 WITH TIME TO SPARE. 1445 01:23:20,663 --> 01:23:23,632 THEY SHOULD BE REWARDED, NOT PUNISHED. 1446 01:23:27,236 --> 01:23:30,973 MR. ESCALANTE, THE EDUCATIONAL TESTING SERVICE 1447 01:23:30,973 --> 01:23:33,642 DOES NOT ACT CAPRICIOUSLY. 1448 01:23:33,642 --> 01:23:36,712 EVERY MAJOR UNIVERSITY IN THE UNITED STATES 1449 01:23:36,712 --> 01:23:37,846 SUBSCRIBES TO OUR SERVICE. 1450 01:23:37,846 --> 01:23:40,249 I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SEE THE PROOF OF WRONGDOING. 1451 01:23:40,249 --> 01:23:41,817 I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE TESTS. 1452 01:23:41,817 --> 01:23:43,252 LET ME REITERATE. 1453 01:23:43,252 --> 01:23:45,421 THERE HAS BEEN NO PROOF OF WRONGDOING HERE, 1454 01:23:45,421 --> 01:23:47,123 ONLY A SUSPICION OF CHEATING. 1455 01:23:47,123 --> 01:23:48,357 IN THIS COUNTRY, 1456 01:23:48,357 --> 01:23:49,858 ONE IS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY, 1457 01:23:49,858 --> 01:23:51,294 NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. 1458 01:23:51,294 --> 01:23:52,995 IF YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT 1459 01:23:52,995 --> 01:23:54,397 OF YOUR STUDENTS' ABILITIES, 1460 01:23:54,397 --> 01:23:56,599 WHY NOT ENCOURAGE THEM TO RETEST? 1461 01:23:56,599 --> 01:23:57,766 WHY SHOULD I? 1462 01:23:57,766 --> 01:24:00,469 IF THEY DON'T, EVERYONE WILL ASSUME THEY CHEATED. 1463 01:24:00,469 --> 01:24:03,606 EVERYONE WILL ASSUME THEY CHEATED IF THEY DO. 1464 01:24:03,606 --> 01:24:06,008 I WANT TO SEE THE TESTS, PLEASE. 1465 01:24:06,008 --> 01:24:07,410 WE'RE GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES HERE. 1466 01:24:07,410 --> 01:24:09,011 MR. ESCALANTE, WE'RE PSYCHOMETRICIANS, 1467 01:24:09,011 --> 01:24:10,546 THOROUGH TO THE POINT OF BORING. 1468 01:24:10,546 --> 01:24:13,015 WE'RE NOT OUT TO GET ANYBODY HERE. 1469 01:24:13,015 --> 01:24:15,151 NOT SO FAST. IF THIS WAS A SIMPLE SITUATION 1470 01:24:15,151 --> 01:24:17,553 OF 2 STUDENTS CHEATING, THAT'S ONE THING. 1471 01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:20,156 BUT BY MAKING A BLANKET ACCUSATION, 1472 01:24:20,156 --> 01:24:22,425 YOU'RE SAYING THAT THERE WAS A CONSPIRACY. 1473 01:24:22,425 --> 01:24:24,293 EVERY CONSPIRACY HAS A LEADER. 1474 01:24:24,293 --> 01:24:25,894 WHO BETTER QUALIFIED TO BE THE LEADER 1475 01:24:25,894 --> 01:24:27,263 THAN THE TEACHER? 1476 01:24:27,263 --> 01:24:29,498 MR. ESCALANTE, NOBODY'S ACCUSING YOU OF ANYTHING. 1477 01:24:29,498 --> 01:24:30,666 NOT ONLY ME. 1478 01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:33,302 THE SCHOOL, THE PARENTS, THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY. 1479 01:24:33,302 --> 01:24:34,703 SCORES THIS HIGH, I GUARANTEE YOU, 1480 01:24:34,703 --> 01:24:36,539 WOULD BE QUESTIONED REGARDLESS OF THE SCHOOL. 1481 01:24:36,539 --> 01:24:38,707 YES, BUT IF THIS WAS BEVERLY HILLS HIGH SCHOOL, 1482 01:24:38,707 --> 01:24:41,444 THEY WOULDN'T HAVE SENT YOU TWO TO INVESTIGATE. 1483 01:24:43,712 --> 01:24:46,715 MR. ESCALANTE, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT INSINUATING 1484 01:24:46,715 --> 01:24:49,452 THAT WE HAVEN'T EARNED OUR POSITION HERE, 1485 01:24:49,452 --> 01:24:52,588 'CAUSE NO ONE'S GIVEN ME A DAMN THING. 1486 01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:55,791 I SUGGEST YOU'RE LETTING YOUR EMOTIONS 1487 01:24:55,791 --> 01:24:57,226 GET THE BEST OF YOU. 1488 01:24:57,226 --> 01:25:00,163 IF NO ONE HAS GIVEN YOU A DAMN THING, 1489 01:25:00,163 --> 01:25:02,531 YOU SHOULD NOT BE TAKING AWAY FROM MY KIDS! 1490 01:25:02,531 --> 01:25:06,269 THE IDENTITY OF THE STUDENTS WERE CONCEALED 1491 01:25:06,269 --> 01:25:08,137 UNTIL IT WAS DETERMINED 1492 01:25:08,137 --> 01:25:09,738 THAT IRREGULARITIES EXISTED. 1493 01:25:09,738 --> 01:25:12,408 THOSE SCORES WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN QUESTIONED 1494 01:25:12,408 --> 01:25:15,010 IF MY KIDS DID NOT HAVE SPANISH SURNAMES 1495 01:25:15,010 --> 01:25:16,879 AND COME FROM BARRIO SCHOOLS! 1496 01:25:16,879 --> 01:25:18,481 YOU KNOW THAT! 1497 01:25:19,748 --> 01:25:22,818 ALL RIGHT. WE'VE BEEN PATIENTLY EXPLAINING OUR POSITION 1498 01:25:22,818 --> 01:25:24,620 AND LISTENING TO YOUR COMPLAINTS. 1499 01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:27,022 BUT NOW OUR CONVERSATION IS OVER. 1500 01:25:27,022 --> 01:25:29,024 THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON HERE 1501 01:25:29,024 --> 01:25:30,893 THAT NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT, 1502 01:25:30,893 --> 01:25:32,495 AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS! 1503 01:25:33,762 --> 01:25:36,832 NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO ACCUSE ME OF RACISM. 1504 01:25:36,832 --> 01:25:40,469 NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO ACCUSE ME OF RACISM! 1505 01:25:40,469 --> 01:25:42,738 I KNOW WELL HOW TO SPELL DISCRIMINATION! 1506 01:25:42,738 --> 01:25:45,208 I THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER A LONG TIME AGO. 1507 01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:47,310 ARE YOU DOING THIS TO MY KIDS? 1508 01:25:47,310 --> 01:25:50,846 THERE ARE 2 KINDS OF RACISM, MR. ESCALANTE-- 1509 01:25:50,846 --> 01:25:52,114 SINGLING OUT A GROUP 1510 01:25:52,114 --> 01:25:54,116 BECAUSE THEY'RE MEMBERS OF A MINORITY 1511 01:25:54,116 --> 01:25:55,518 AND NOT SINGLING OUT A GROUP 1512 01:25:55,518 --> 01:25:57,320 BECAUSE THEY'RE MEMBERS OF A MINORITY. 1513 01:25:57,320 --> 01:26:00,756 MY KIDS COULD TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO. 1514 01:26:00,756 --> 01:26:02,191 I'M CALLING SECURITY 1515 01:26:02,191 --> 01:26:04,126 IF YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOURSELF. 1516 01:26:04,126 --> 01:26:05,661 GO FOR IT. 1517 01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:07,496 YOU DIDN'T SHOW ME THE TEST. 1518 01:26:07,496 --> 01:26:09,097 YOU DIDN'T PROVE ANYTHING. 1519 01:26:09,097 --> 01:26:10,399 MY KIDS DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 1520 01:26:10,399 --> 01:26:12,635 I'M GONNA PROVE YOU GUYS WRONG. 1521 01:26:12,635 --> 01:26:14,270 I HOPE YOU DO, 1522 01:26:14,270 --> 01:26:17,240 BECAUSE THIS IS NOT BETWEEN YOU AND ME. 1523 01:26:18,607 --> 01:26:20,276 MAYBE NOT, 1524 01:26:20,276 --> 01:26:22,278 BUT IF I CATCH YOU ON THE STREET, 1525 01:26:22,278 --> 01:26:25,481 I'LL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. 1526 01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:31,153 YEAH, THIS IS GUADALUPE ESCOBAR. 1527 01:26:31,153 --> 01:26:34,156 I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE THE TEST AGAIN. 1528 01:26:34,156 --> 01:26:35,791 YOU'RE KIDDING. 1529 01:26:36,592 --> 01:26:39,795 KEMO, WE ONLY HAVE ONE DAY TO STUDY. 1530 01:26:44,433 --> 01:26:47,035 OK. 8 A.M. ON TUESDAY. THANK YOU. 1531 01:26:47,035 --> 01:26:49,838 WHY DIDN'T YOU LET ME TALK TO THEM? 1532 01:26:49,838 --> 01:26:52,975 CALL COLLECT. STICK THEM WITH A BIG BILL. 1533 01:26:55,711 --> 01:26:59,915 I THOUGHT I'D SEEN THIS PLACE FOR THE LAST TIME. 1534 01:27:01,317 --> 01:27:02,718 WE'LL HAVE TO REVIEW 1535 01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:05,321 THE ENTIRE COURSE IN ONE SHOT. 1536 01:27:05,321 --> 01:27:07,323 YOU MEAN IN ONE DAY? 1537 01:27:07,323 --> 01:27:08,724 CAN'T DO IT IN LESS. 1538 01:27:08,724 --> 01:27:10,326 MAYBE THEY'LL GIVE US THE SAME TEST. 1539 01:27:10,326 --> 01:27:12,928 MM-MMM. IT'LL BE HARDER. 1540 01:27:12,928 --> 01:27:14,930 DON'T COUNT ON THAT. 1541 01:27:16,332 --> 01:27:19,635 JUST GO, STEP BY STEP, AND PLAY DEFENSE. 1542 01:27:20,469 --> 01:27:22,204 DON'T BRING ANYTHING. 1543 01:27:22,204 --> 01:27:24,873 NO PENCILS, NO ERASERS, NOTHING. 1544 01:27:24,873 --> 01:27:28,210 DON'T WEAR CLOTHES WITH TOO MANY POCKETS. 1545 01:27:28,210 --> 01:27:30,346 DON'T LET YOUR EYES WANDER. 1546 01:27:30,346 --> 01:27:32,348 NO SPACING OUT. 1547 01:27:32,348 --> 01:27:34,483 DON'T GIVE THEM ANY OPPORTUNITY 1548 01:27:34,483 --> 01:27:36,552 TO CALL YOU CHEATERS. 1549 01:27:38,086 --> 01:27:40,756 YOU ARE THE TRUE DREAMERS, 1550 01:27:40,756 --> 01:27:43,759 AND DREAMS ACCOMPLISH WONDERFUL THINGS. 1551 01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:46,762 YOU'RE THE BEST. 1552 01:27:46,762 --> 01:27:50,366 TOMORROW YOU'LL PROVE THAT YOU'RE THE CHAMPS. 1553 01:27:50,366 --> 01:27:52,701 START WITH CHAPTER ONE. 1554 01:28:06,382 --> 01:28:08,984 KEMO, WHAT YOU MAKING OVER THERE? 1555 01:28:08,984 --> 01:28:10,386 YOU LIKE BRAINS? 1556 01:28:10,386 --> 01:28:11,787 GOOD. I WAS AFRAID 1557 01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:13,789 YOU GUYS WOULDN'T APPRECIATE IT. 1558 01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:17,092 THIS FOOD LASTS FOR 24 HOURS. 1559 01:28:17,092 --> 01:28:20,295 YOU'RE AFRAID WE'LL SCREW UP 1560 01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:22,598 TOMORROW'S JUST ANOTHER DAY, HONEY. 1561 01:28:22,598 --> 01:28:26,735 I'M AFRAID YOU'LL SCREW UP THE REST OF YOUR LIVES. 1562 01:28:33,676 --> 01:28:34,743 I'M FRIED. 1563 01:28:34,743 --> 01:28:37,279 I DON'T CARE IF I DON'T PASS. 1564 01:28:37,279 --> 01:28:40,315 SIT DOWN. WE GOT WORK TO DO. 1565 01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:41,917 I'M GOING HOME. 1566 01:28:43,085 --> 01:28:44,353 SIT DOWN. 1567 01:28:44,353 --> 01:28:47,089 I'M TIRED AND I'M GOING HOME. 1568 01:28:47,089 --> 01:28:48,223 OK? 1569 01:28:48,223 --> 01:28:50,225 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 1570 01:28:50,225 --> 01:28:53,429 I'M GOING HOME. THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. 1571 01:29:02,505 --> 01:29:05,107 THIS STUFF'S ALMOST READY. WHO'D LIKE SOME? 1572 01:29:05,107 --> 01:29:07,510 KEMO, LET'S ORDER OUT, MAN. 1573 01:29:08,511 --> 01:29:10,112 I WAS JUST KIDDING. 1574 01:30:04,166 --> 01:30:06,569 HEY, I HAD TO SEE YOU. 1575 01:30:06,569 --> 01:30:08,504 YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND 1576 01:30:08,504 --> 01:30:10,439 AT YOUR CONVENIENCE. 1577 01:30:17,045 --> 01:30:18,647 I'M AN ASSHOLE. 1578 01:30:21,917 --> 01:30:23,051 SORRY. 1579 01:31:26,515 --> 01:31:28,784 I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL FAMILIAR 1580 01:31:28,784 --> 01:31:31,253 WITH THE PROCEDURE. 1581 01:31:31,253 --> 01:31:33,055 YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES 1582 01:31:33,055 --> 01:31:36,659 TO COMPLETE THE MULTIPLE-CHOICE SECTION. 1583 01:31:36,659 --> 01:31:39,662 DO NOT FILL IN ANSWERS BY GUESSING. 1584 01:31:39,662 --> 01:31:42,665 WRONG ANSWERS WILL BE COUNTED AGAINST YOU. 1585 01:31:42,665 --> 01:31:45,267 YOU MAY BEGIN PART ONE... 1586 01:31:45,267 --> 01:31:46,602 NOW. 1587 01:33:17,359 --> 01:33:19,762 OK. PENCILS DOWN. 1588 01:33:24,900 --> 01:33:26,501 YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES 1589 01:33:26,501 --> 01:33:29,371 TO COMPLETE THE FREE RESPONSE SECTION. 1590 01:33:29,371 --> 01:33:31,373 DON'T SPEND TOO MUCH TIME 1591 01:33:31,373 --> 01:33:33,108 ON ANY PARTICULAR ANSWER. 1592 01:33:34,777 --> 01:33:37,980 CREDIT WILL BE ISSUED FOR PARTIAL SOLUTIONS. 1593 01:33:39,381 --> 01:33:41,383 OPEN THE BOOKLET. 1594 01:33:41,383 --> 01:33:43,385 BEGIN PART 2. GOOD LUCK. 1595 01:35:25,287 --> 01:35:26,288 FINISHED? 1596 01:35:26,288 --> 01:35:28,490 NO, I'M SORRY. I CANNOT FINISH THE TEST. 1597 01:35:28,490 --> 01:35:29,557 WHAT'S WRONG? 1598 01:35:29,557 --> 01:35:31,093 I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT AT USC. 1599 01:35:31,093 --> 01:35:33,295 IT'S RELATED TO MY SCHOLARSHIP. 1600 01:35:33,295 --> 01:35:34,562 CAN'T THAT WAIT? 1601 01:35:34,562 --> 01:35:36,698 NO, IT CAN'T. 1602 01:35:36,698 --> 01:35:39,634 OK. DID YOU FILL OUT YOUR I.D. CARD? 1603 01:35:39,634 --> 01:35:42,237 YES. THANK YOU. 1604 01:35:53,115 --> 01:35:54,516 OK... 1605 01:35:54,516 --> 01:35:56,051 PENCILS DOWN. 1606 01:36:23,378 --> 01:36:25,380 MR. ESCALANTE? 1607 01:36:25,380 --> 01:36:26,815 MR. ESCALANTE. 1608 01:36:26,815 --> 01:36:28,817 DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS? 1609 01:36:28,817 --> 01:36:31,486 WE GOT THE COMPUTERS. 1610 01:36:31,486 --> 01:36:33,889 YEP. THAT'LL DO IT. 1611 01:36:51,373 --> 01:36:54,910 JAIME, THEY WANT TO GO OVER THE TEST AGAIN, 1612 01:36:54,910 --> 01:36:57,579 MAKE SURE THERE'S NO MISUNDERSTANDINGS. 1613 01:37:02,384 --> 01:37:05,187 ESTELLE, I'M ON MY WAY TO THE FACULTY MEETING. 1614 01:37:05,187 --> 01:37:06,121 THANK YOU. 1615 01:37:06,121 --> 01:37:07,923 MISUNDERSTANDING AGAIN? 1616 01:37:07,923 --> 01:37:09,925 CAN YOU CALL DR. RAMIREZ? 1617 01:37:09,925 --> 01:37:11,193 HE'LL HELP US. 1618 01:37:11,193 --> 01:37:14,129 HE'S GOING TO TELL ME THE SAME THING, JAIME. 1619 01:37:14,129 --> 01:37:16,932 ALL RIGHT. I'LL CALL HIM. 1620 01:37:18,733 --> 01:37:20,602 iCARAY! 1621 01:37:34,416 --> 01:37:37,052 YES, THIS IS MR. MOLINA CALLING AGAIN. 1622 01:37:37,052 --> 01:37:38,653 I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO DR.-- 1623 01:37:38,653 --> 01:37:40,622 YES, I DID. 1624 01:37:41,823 --> 01:37:43,158 OH, YOU DO? 1625 01:37:44,326 --> 01:37:47,629 YES. YES, I'D LIKE THAT VERY MUCH. 1626 01:37:47,629 --> 01:37:49,898 UH...UH... ONE MOMENT. 1627 01:37:50,966 --> 01:37:54,702 YES, UH, YES. I'M AWARE OF THE SCORING. 1628 01:37:54,702 --> 01:37:56,438 3 IS A PASSING GRADE. 1629 01:37:56,438 --> 01:37:57,839 5 IS A PERFECT GRADE. 1630 01:37:57,839 --> 01:38:00,575 YES. I'M READY. GO AHEAD. 1631 01:38:00,575 --> 01:38:03,578 DIAZ, MARIA. 4. 1632 01:38:03,578 --> 01:38:07,115 SIFUENTES, MARK. 5. 1633 01:38:07,115 --> 01:38:09,851 NADAR, JOSE. 4. 1634 01:38:09,851 --> 01:38:12,854 I WANT THE ORIGINAL SCORES REINSTATED. 1635 01:38:12,854 --> 01:38:15,123 SANTOS, DANIEL. 4. 1636 01:38:15,123 --> 01:38:18,126 ESCOBAR, GUADALUPE. 5. 1637 01:38:18,126 --> 01:38:21,629 CAMEJO, CLAUDIA. 4. 1638 01:38:21,629 --> 01:38:24,732 ANA DELGADO. 4. 1639 01:38:24,732 --> 01:38:27,902 GARCIA, FRANCISCO. 3. 1640 01:38:27,902 --> 01:38:31,039 FUENTES, RAFAELA. 4. 1641 01:38:31,039 --> 01:38:34,876 JAVIER PERALES. 5. 1642 01:38:34,876 --> 01:38:38,613 GUITARO, ARMANDO. 4. 1643 01:38:38,613 --> 01:38:41,316 ANGEL GUZMAN... 1644 01:38:41,316 --> 01:38:43,351 5. 1645 01:38:43,351 --> 01:38:45,120 ESTELLE, TELL THEM TO HOLD THE MEETING. 1646 01:38:45,120 --> 01:38:47,122 WE'RE COMING WITH GREAT NEWS. 1647 01:38:47,122 --> 01:38:50,725 PERNAJAS, JULIANA. 5. 1648 01:38:50,725 --> 01:38:54,162 HERNANDEZ, ALEJANDRO. 4. 1649 01:38:54,162 --> 01:38:57,465 CASTRO, MONICA. 4. 1650 01:39:18,153 --> 01:39:22,690 * SOME PEOPLE HATE AND EXPECT PERFECTION * 1651 01:39:25,460 --> 01:39:29,964 * SOME PEOPLE LIE AND DEMAND THE TRUTH * 1652 01:39:33,035 --> 01:39:37,539 * GOTTA ASK MYSELF IF IT'S ALL DECEPTION * 1653 01:39:40,042 --> 01:39:42,044 * IS THIS A NATURAL THING * 1654 01:39:42,044 --> 01:39:44,379 * THAT WE ALL JUST DO? * 1655 01:39:47,415 --> 01:39:50,785 * WE TAKE SUCH PLEASURE FROM PAIN * 1656 01:39:50,785 --> 01:39:54,622 * I'M JUST TIRED OF PLAYING THAT GAME * 1657 01:39:54,622 --> 01:39:57,325 * SOME THINGS YOU'VE GOT TO CHANGE * 1658 01:39:57,325 --> 01:40:01,063 * YOU'VE GOT TO STAND AND DELIVER * 1659 01:40:01,063 --> 01:40:03,731 * WITH YOUR BODY AND SOUL * 1660 01:40:05,067 --> 01:40:07,569 * STAND AND DELIVER * 1661 01:40:09,237 --> 01:40:12,207 * JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO HOLD * 1662 01:40:12,207 --> 01:40:15,543 * STAND AND DELIVER * 1663 01:40:15,543 --> 01:40:19,281 * IF THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD * 1664 01:40:19,281 --> 01:40:23,017 * WE CAN MAKE IT TOGETHER * 1665 01:40:23,017 --> 01:40:25,220 * IF YOU STAND * 1666 01:40:25,220 --> 01:40:28,190 * STAND AND DELIVER * 1667 01:40:34,529 --> 01:40:39,667 * SOMETIMES MY MIND DRIVES ME TO DISTRACTION * 1668 01:40:42,003 --> 01:40:44,272 * I WANNA SHUT ALL THE WINDOWS * 1669 01:40:44,272 --> 01:40:46,408 * AND LOCK THE DOORS * 1670 01:40:49,344 --> 01:40:54,048 * EVERY TIME I GET A LITTLE BIT OF SATISFACTION * 1671 01:40:56,284 --> 01:41:01,489 * I SEE OUR WORLD COME TUMBLIN' TO THE FLOOR * 1672 01:41:04,092 --> 01:41:06,661 * I KNOW IN THIS LIFE * 1673 01:41:06,661 --> 01:41:11,366 * YOU GOTTA STAND UP FOR WHAT FEELS RIGHT * 1674 01:41:11,366 --> 01:41:13,668 * EACH DAY AND EVERY NIGHT * 1675 01:41:13,668 --> 01:41:17,339 * YOU'VE GOT TO STAND AND DELIVER * 1676 01:41:17,339 --> 01:41:20,208 * WITH YOUR BODY AND SOUL * 1677 01:41:21,776 --> 01:41:24,246 * STAND AND DELIVER * 1678 01:41:25,580 --> 01:41:28,883 * JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO HOLD * 1679 01:41:28,883 --> 01:41:32,187 * STAND AND DELIVER * 1680 01:41:32,187 --> 01:41:35,923 * IF THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD * 1681 01:41:35,923 --> 01:41:39,427 * WE CAN MAKE IT TOGETHER * 1682 01:41:39,427 --> 01:41:41,896 * IF WE STAND AND DELIVER * 1683 01:41:41,896 --> 01:41:44,766 * STAND AND DELIVER * 1684 01:42:13,228 --> 01:42:15,730 * I KNOW IN THIS LIFE * 1685 01:42:15,730 --> 01:42:20,502 * YOU GOTTA STAND UP FOR WHAT FEELS RIGHT * 1686 01:42:20,502 --> 01:42:23,205 * EACH DAY AND EVERY NIGHT * 1687 01:42:23,205 --> 01:42:26,508 * YOU'VE GOT TO STAND AND DELIVER * 1688 01:42:26,508 --> 01:42:29,344 * WITH YOUR BODY AND SOUL * 1689 01:42:31,012 --> 01:42:33,481 * STAND AND DELIVER * 1690 01:42:34,582 --> 01:42:37,919 * JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO HOLD * 1691 01:42:37,919 --> 01:42:40,988 * STAND AND DELIVER * 1692 01:42:40,988 --> 01:42:45,193 * SO THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD * 1693 01:42:45,193 --> 01:42:48,796 * WE CAN MAKE IT TOGETHER * 1694 01:42:48,796 --> 01:42:50,198 * IF WE STAND * 1695 01:42:50,198 --> 01:42:52,500 * IF WE STAND AND DELIVER * 1696 01:42:52,500 --> 01:42:55,770 * STAND AND DELIVER * 1697 01:42:55,770 --> 01:42:59,507 * IF THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD * 1698 01:42:59,507 --> 01:43:03,110 * WE CAN MAKE IT TOGETHER... * 1699 01:43:03,110 --> 01:43:06,281 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 1700 01:43:06,281 --> 01:43:09,651 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--