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Minions.

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<i>Minions have
been on this planet
far longer than we have.</i>

3
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<i>They go by many names.
Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.</i>

4
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<i>Oh, that one is Norbert.</i>

5
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<i>He's an idiot.</i>

6
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<i>They're all different,
but they all
share the same goal.</i>

7
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<i>To serve the most
despicable master
they could find.</i>

8
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Boss!

9
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<i>Making their master happy
was the tribe's very
reason for existence.</i>

10
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<i>But that's not to say
that they didn't
have other passions.</i>

11
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Huh?

12
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<i>Finding a boss was easy.</i>

13
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<i>But keeping a boss,
therein lies the rub.</i>

14
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<i>Nope,
it wasn't easy
for these guys.</i>

15
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<i>But they never gave up.</i>

16
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<i>With the emergence
of the Stone Age</i>

17
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<i>came the rise
of a new species.</i>

18
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<i>Man was very different
from the dinosaur.</i>

19
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<i>He was shorter, hairier,</i>

20
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<i>and way, way smarter.</i>

21
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<i>The Minions took
an instant liking to man,</i>

22
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<i>and helped him
the best they could.</i>

23
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Oh, no, no.

24
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Eh?

25
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<i>Poor man.
So trusting, so fragile.</i>

26
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<i>So, so delicious!</i>

27
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<i>Their quest for a boss
put the Minions
front and center</i>

28
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<i>for some of civilization's
most historic moments.</i>

29
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Anubis!

30
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<i>Ancient Egypt
held great promise.</i>

31
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Okay! Pancake!

32
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<i>But it didn't last long.</i>

33
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Hmm. Oh!

34
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Ow!

35
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<i>The Dark Ages were
actually fun times.</i>

36
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<i>Their new master
had a tendency</i>

37
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<i>to party all night
and sleep all day.</i>

38
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Ooh!

39
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Oh.

40
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<i>But eventually,
the party was over.</i>

41
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<i>They bounced from
one evil boss to another,</i>

42
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<i>but they never seemed
to find their perfect fit.</i>

43
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<i>One particular employer
took their failure very,
very badly.</i>

44
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Huh?

45
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<i>The Minions
had no other choice
but to keep moving.</i>

46
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Oh.

47
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<i>And then,
when all hope seemed lost,</i>

48
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<i>they found sanctuary.</i>

49
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<i>The Minions were safe!</i>

50
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<i>Years passed
as the Minions forged
their own civilization.</i>

51
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<i>They truly made
a life for themselves.</i>

52
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<i>But something
just wasn't right.</i>

53
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<i>They felt empty inside.</i>

54
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<i>Without a master,
they had no purpose.</i>

55
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<i>They became aimless
and depressed.</i>

56
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<i>If this continued
any longer,
the Minions would perish.</i>

57
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<i>But all was not lost
for one Minion had a plan.</i>

58
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<i>His name was Kevin.</i>

59
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<i>He was excited to share
his idea with the tribe.</i>

60
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<i>He'd been preparing
for days, weeks, months.</i>

61
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<i>But now he was ready.</i>

62
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Buddies!

63
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<i>Kevin would leave
the cave...</i>

64
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<i>...go back
to the outside world,</i>

65
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<i>and he would not return
until he had found his tribe</i>

66
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<i>the biggest,
baddest villain to serve.</i>

67
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<i>But he needed help.</i>

68
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Me!

69
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<i>Bob was eager to go,</i>

70
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<i>but Kevin felt he was
just not strong enough</i>

71
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<i>for the dangerous
journey ahead.</i>

72
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Uh, no.

73
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<i>Luckily, someone stepped up.</i>

74
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Stuart!

75
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Huh? Me, me?
Oh! Thank you.

76
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<i>Truth be told,
Stuart had no idea
what he was chosen for...</i>

77
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<i>...but was thrilled
it made people
cheer for him.</i>

78
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Thank you.

79
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Me!

80
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Eh, okay.

81
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<i>Eventually,
Bob's energy and enthusiasm,</i>

82
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<i>but mostly lack of
other volunteers,
changed Kevin's mind.</i>

83
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<i>The tribe said
their farewells.</i>

84
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<i>Kevin had given them
something they hadn't had
in a very long time.</i>

85
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<i>Hope.</i>

86
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Bob!

87
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Hey,Tony!

88
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Tom...

89
00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:24,565
Chris...

90
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Hey, Bob.

91
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Oh.

92
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Bye-bye.

93
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<i>Kevin felt pride.</i>

94
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<i>He was going to be
the one to save his tribe.</i>

95
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<i>Stuart felt hungry mostly.</i>

96
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<i>He was going to be the one
to eat this banana.</i>

97
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<i>And Bob...</i>

98
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<i>Bob was frightened
of the journey ahead.</i>

99
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Ah. Okay.

100
00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:11,153
Okay. Okay.

101
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<i>NARRATOR'. And they were Off.</i>

102
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<i>Off to find their new boss!</i>

103
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Huh? Kevin!

104
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,163
Huh?

105
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:09,962
Huh? Banana!

106
00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:13,757
Uh, Stuart?

107
00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:16,135
Banana.Banana!

108
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:20,514
Ugh! Ugh! Stuart!

109
00:11:20,598 --> 00:11:21,974
Stopa!

110
00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,853
Uh, Bob! Stopa!

111
00:11:35,613 --> 00:11:36,697
Huh? Oh!

112
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Bob!
Huh?

113
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Uh,no,no.

No,no.No,no,no.

114
00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:03,015
Profiterole.

115
00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:07,686
No,no,no!

116
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:10,814
Stuart...

117
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:12,066
Ah!

118
00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:20,741
Oh, look at that one!
Whoa!

119
00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:26,163
Peace!
Make love, not war!

120
00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:27,331
Peace and love!

121
00:12:27,665 --> 00:12:29,041
Boo-ya!
Boo-ya! Boo-ya!

122
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:30,376
Hey,hey,hey,oh.

123
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:31,585
Kashmiri?

124
00:12:31,669 --> 00:12:33,712
BOO-ya!
Boo-Ya! Boo-ya!

125
00:12:34,672 --> 00:12:36,340
Oh.

126
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Banana!

127
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,555
- Hey! Hey, taxi!
- Hey! Hey!

128
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:44,640
Oh.

129
00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:52,523
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

130
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,734
Banana! Hey, hey!

131
00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,613
Stuart! Hey, oh!

132
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,660
Kevin!

133
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:05,744
Bob!

134
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,000
Oh. Bello!

135
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,546
Bob!

136
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:19,800
Huh? Oh.

137
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,427
Ah! Bob!

138
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,847
Huh? Whoa!

139
00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:32,187
<i>Women's
bell bottoms and tie-dye
shirts marked down.</i>

140
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:35,316
<i>Check out our wide
selection of go-go boots
and miniskirts.</i>

141
00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:36,525
Bob!

142
00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:42,489
Okay.

143
00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:44,241
Huh?

144
00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:45,868
Bob!

145
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,245
<i>The store is now closing.</i>

146
00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:49,997
<i>Hey, what are you doing?</i>

147
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,374
Bob!

148
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,001
<i>Give</i> me <i>that!</i>

149
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,044
Kevin!

150
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,464
Oh. Oh.

151
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:00,716
Ah.

152
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:03,802
Huh?

153
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,060
on.

154
00:14:11,352 --> 00:14:12,936
Oh. Hey!

155
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,772
...buddies.

156
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,691
No? Oh.

157
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,278
Bob! Bob!

158
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:22,863
Oh.

159
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,494
Oh.
Tim.

160
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,287
Oh!
Me Tim!

161
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:33,749
Mmm, thank you! Hmm?

162
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,058
...Stuart?

163
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,397
Uh, nah.

164
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,316
Okay, Okay-

165
00:15:00,818 --> 00:15:02,569
Oh. "Dating game."

166
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,405
Okay.

167
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:08,450
<i>And welcome back
to The Dating Game!</i>

168
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:09,743
<i>Well, Jennifer...</i>

169
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,078
<i>...have you decided</i>

170
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:14,289
<i>which of these
three gentlemen
you'll go on a date with?</i>

171
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:15,999
<i>Is it Bob?</i>

172
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,335
Yeah! Go, Bob!

173
00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:19,545
<i>Kevin?</i>

174
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:20,879
Kevin!

175
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,340
<i>Or Will it be Stuart?</i>

176
00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:25,467
Oh. Yo, Stuart!

177
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:28,846
<i>Gosh! This is so hard!
They all sounded so cute.</i>

178
00:15:29,847 --> 00:15:31,432
<i>Um, I think
I'm gonna go with...</i>

179
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,231
Stuart.

180
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,821
v/vc/

181
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:49,366
<i>You're watching
the top-secret
Villain Network Channel.</i>

182
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:53,203
<i>If you tell anyone,
we'll find you.</i>

183
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:54,455
Huh!

184
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,081
<i>Sponsored by Villain-Con,</i>

185
00:15:56,165 --> 00:15:58,375
<i>for 89 years straight,
the biggest</i>

186
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,711
<i>gathering of
criminals anywhere!</i>

187
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,088
Big boss.

188
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:05,716
<i>Attend guest lectures
from esteemed villains,</i>

189
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,719
<i>make contacts in
the underworld community,</i>

190
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:12,222
<i>and for
the first time anywhere,</i>

191
00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:15,726
<i>Scarlet Overkill!</i>

192
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:16,810
<i>Evil.</i>

193
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:18,479
<i>So evil.</i>

194
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:22,941
<i>Criminal genius!</i>

195
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,902
<i>Hey, a girl's gotta
make a living!</i>

196
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,613
<i>- Move aside, men!
- Make way.</i>

197
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,907
<i>There's a new
bad man in town...
Excuse me.</i>

198
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,743
<i>...and that man
is</i> a <i>woman!</i>

199
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,412
<i>HOST". Crime isn't pretty!</i>

200
00:16:35,496 --> 00:16:37,414
<i>It's red hot!</i>

201
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,084
<i>Get to Villain-Con
this weekend.</i>

202
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:46,089
<i>Only at 545
Orange Grove Avenue
in Orlando, Florida.</i>

203
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,926
<i>So much fun, it's a crime.</i>

204
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,056
Oh! Villain-Con, Orlando.
Whoo-hoo!

205
00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:04,024
Bello! Uh, Orlando?

206
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:05,859
Ugh.

207
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:07,778
- Hey,uhH.
- Orlando?

208
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:13,617
Oh, hello.

209
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:14,952
Orlando?

210
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:21,583
Uh-huh. Ah, okay.
'Thankyou,baby!

Bye-bye!

211
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,210
Ah.

212
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,128
Orlando!

213
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,401
Hey, Stuart...

214
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:50,487
Oh, yeah! Far out!

215
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,823
Love is the way, brother!

216
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,328
Ah!

217
00:17:58,412 --> 00:17:59,788
Eh,no,no,no,
no, no, Kevin.

218
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:06,920
Hmm.

219
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,187
Hey! Stopa! Stopa! Stopa!

220
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,196
Stopa! Ugh!

221
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:56,970
Stuart...

222
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,327
Oh...

223
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,168
Oh, Walter, look!

224
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:31,171
These adorable little freaks
are headed to Orlando, too!

225
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,924
Yeah, I see that!
Hey, Walter Junior!

226
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,008
What's happenin'?

227
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:36,051
Tina.
Hi!

228
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,177
Binky.
Mmm, mmm.

229
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,137
What do you say we give
these fellows a ride?

230
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,181
Yay! New friends!

231
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:43,517
All aboard
the Nelson Express!

232
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,311
You, one-eye!
You're sitting next to me!

233
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,854
Okay.

234
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,690
Stuart!

235
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,448
Glad we came along
before some weirdos
picked you up!

236
00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:01,201
Who wants apple slices?

237
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:02,619
Ah, ah! Ooh, ooh!

238
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:05,872
Oh, you, too!

239
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:10,085
Growing boy-like creatures
need their strength.

240
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,713
Okay.

241
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:13,964
Heck, yeah!

242
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:16,800
Thanks, man!

243
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:20,262
All righty! Who needs
to stretch their legs?

244
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,763
Yeah!
Yes! Me, me, me!

245
00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:24,224
Sweet!

You guys wait here,
we'll be right back.

246
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,518
Okay, Nelsons,
let's do this!

247
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,696
Go, go, go!

248
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,701
- Okey-dokey.
- On the road again.

249
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,044
Dad! We got company!

250
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:56,214
It's because I tripped
the alarm. I stink!

251
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:59,843
Hey, we all
make mistakes, sugarplum.
You're still learning.

252
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,637
Huh! What?

253
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:04,973
- Your father's right, Tina.
- Reload!

254
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:06,933
He wasn't this good
at being evil overnight!

255
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,769
Reload!
Your time's coming.

256
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:12,314
It's jammed!

257
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:18,695
Huh?

258
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,184
Okay, who did that?

259
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,686
Uh...
Stuart!

Huh?

260
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:53,396
That was great!

261
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,106
Thank you!

262
00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,403
Say, fellas,
can we get personal
forjust a second?

263
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,532
Why are you going
to Orlando?

264
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,578
Come on. You can tell us.
You're going to Villain-Con,
aren't you?

265
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,372
Villain-Con.

266
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,165
Villain-Con.

267
00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:15,836
Wow! So many bad guys
in the car. What fun!

268
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:18,964
I knew it!
I knew you were villains!
Didn't I, honey?

269
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:21,842
What a small world!
Hope we're not
in rival gangs.

270
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,429
Binky! Joke!
Babies, huh?

271
00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:54,916
<i>Y ay .</i>

272
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,338
Big boss!

273
00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:28,783
When we get to Orlando,

274
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:31,536
I'm gonna get all
my favorite villains
to sign my magazine!

275
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,164
Dumo the Sumo!

276
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,874
BOSS!

277
00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:39,878
Oh, Kevin,
you don't wanna work for him!
He ate his last henchmen!

278
00:23:39,961 --> 00:23:40,962
Uh...

279
00:23:41,046 --> 00:23:43,089
Frankie Fish Lips.

280
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:44,507
He lives in the ocean.

281
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,384
BOSS?
Oh...

282
00:23:46,635 --> 00:23:48,011
Can you breathe
underwater?

283
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,512
Uh, so-so.

284
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,889
Oh, oh, oh!

285
00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:53,725
Look at her!
Scarlet Overkill!

286
00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:56,478
The coolest super-villain,
Hke,ever!

287
00:23:56,561 --> 00:24:00,106
She started out
as your average little girl,
braces, pigtails.

288
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:04,527
But by the time she was 13,
she built a criminal empire!

289
00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:08,365
If I was a Minion,
that's who I'd want
to work for!

290
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,617
Oh.

291
00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:13,286
Here we are!
Beautiful Orlando!

292
00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:14,788
Yeah! We're here!

293
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,752
Orlando!

294
00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:34,599
Hey, gang, watch this!

295
00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:38,979
<i>Welcome to Billy Bob's Bait Shop.
 How can I help you?</i>

296
00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,939
Yeah, hi.
Uh...

297
00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:44,401
We're here for, uh,
so much fun, it's a crime.

298
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:06,089
<i>Whom-how. QLAUGHS)</i>

299
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:07,674
Villain-Con!

300
00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:14,472
All right!
Here we go!

301
00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:19,686
Well, this is it!
I wanna tell you,
and I really mean this.

302
00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:21,062
I really appreciate
what you did

303
00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:22,897
back there
with the cops.
Really!

304
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:25,108
Dad!
It's Frankie Fish Lips!

305
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,235
I can smell him
from here!

306
00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:28,653
Junior!
Get my camera!

307
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,780
Good luck in there,
boys!

308
00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:33,116
I hope you find what
you're looking for!

309
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,242
Bye!

310
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:38,204
Villain-Con!

311
00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:39,289
Yeah!

312
00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:41,708
Villain-Con!
Whoo!

313
00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:45,086
Okay!

314
00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:49,632
on!

315
00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,969
Any evil talents?

316
00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,264
<i>Not bad.</i>

317
00:25:56,765 --> 00:25:59,017
What about you?
Any evil talents?

318
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,101
Uh...

319
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:03,313
Bello!
La, la, la!
La, la, la!

320
00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:04,397
Eh?

321
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:06,900
That's not evil
or a talent.

322
00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:15,325
Bello!

323
00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:18,078
Ha-ha!

324
00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:19,496
No?

325
00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:23,374
I'm sorry! But I'm
not looking for
any more servants,

326
00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:26,795
for I,
Professor Flux,
have invented

327
00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:29,547
the world's
first time machine!

328
00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:35,595
Every time I visit the future,
I bring my future self
back to help me.

329
00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:36,679
Hello!

330
00:26:36,971 --> 00:26:37,972
Oh.

331
00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:41,935
Move that over there,
Professor Flux from
two weeks from now.

332
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:45,021
As you can see,
I don't need any help.

333
00:26:47,482 --> 00:26:51,694
Oh, way to go, guys.
We killed the original!

334
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,282
Please!

335
00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:58,868
Eh...

336
00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:02,455
<i>Villain-Con presents
our keynote speaker,</i>

337
00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:05,291
<i>Scarlet Overkill!</i>

338
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:07,919
<i>The world's first
female super-villain!</i>

339
00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:12,340
<i>Appearing right now in Hall H!
Bob! Stuart! Buddies! Hey!</i>

340
00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:14,676
Buddies!

341
00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:15,969
Scarlet?

342
00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:17,387
Kevin!

343
00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:20,765
Are you ready...

344
00:27:21,891 --> 00:27:23,726
Yeah!

345
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:26,396
. . . <i>for Scarlet Overkill!</i>

346
00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:34,487
Doesn't it feel
so good to be bad?

347
00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:36,030
Scarlet! Scarlet!
Scarlet!

Yes!

348
00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:37,365
VVh00!VVh00!
Whoo!

349
00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:44,289
Whoa.

350
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:50,086
Whoo-hoo!

351
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,305
Awesome!

352
00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:02,307
Yeah!

353
00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:04,392
VVhoo!VVhoo!VVhoo!

354
00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:07,312
Wow! Thank you!

355
00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:09,355
Scarlet! Scarlet!

356
00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:11,691
Thank you so much!

357
00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,861
Okay.

358
00:28:15,653 --> 00:28:16,905
Ah.

359
00:28:16,988 --> 00:28:19,824
When I started out,
people said a woman

360
00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:22,869
could never rob
a bank as well as a man!

361
00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:27,373
Well,
times change!

362
00:28:27,457 --> 00:28:29,918
I love you, Scarlet!

363
00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:32,754
Look at all those
faces out there!

364
00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:35,048
We are all so different!

365
00:28:35,131 --> 00:28:36,966
But we have one
thing in common.

366
00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:40,261
We were
born with flippers!

367
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:45,183
No? Just me? Okay.

368
00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:48,770
We have big dreams!

369
00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:51,439
And we will do anything
to make them come true!

370
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:54,567
Have any of you
ever dreamt

371
00:28:54,651 --> 00:28:58,821
of working for the greatest
super-villain of all time?

372
00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:00,448
Yeah!

373
00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:01,574
Whoo-hoo!

374
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:06,246
Well, what if
I were to tell you

375
00:29:06,329 --> 00:29:09,874
that I am looking
for new henchmen?

376
00:29:10,124 --> 00:29:12,168
Hey, boss! Boss!

377
00:29:13,336 --> 00:29:16,589
I truly believe
somewhere out there

378
00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:20,635
is a villain
with the potential
to serve greatness!

379
00:29:20,718 --> 00:29:23,429
And it could be
any of you.

380
00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:24,681
Whoa!

381
00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:26,849
Although,
let's not kid ourselves.

382
00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:31,604
Truly,
the only men for this job
are Kevin and his Minions!

383
00:29:31,688 --> 00:29:33,690
- Huh? But... But...
- Ten times the evil

384
00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:36,943
in half the package!
lam just in awe!

385
00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,945
Let's hear it for Kevin.

386
00:29:39,028 --> 00:29:41,698
He saved his tribe!

387
00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:44,033
Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!

388
00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:48,371
Kevin!
Kevin! Kevin...

Hey! Kevin. Hey. Hey!

389
00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:50,623
Argh!

390
00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:55,211
So, how should we
do this? Hmm.

391
00:29:56,045 --> 00:29:57,130
Oh.

392
00:29:57,213 --> 00:29:59,590
You see this
tiny little trinket?

393
00:30:00,174 --> 00:30:02,260
Well, just take it from my
hand and you've got the job.

394
00:30:02,343 --> 00:30:04,887
No big deal,
it's almost too simple.

395
00:30:05,221 --> 00:30:06,222
Uh...

396
00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:07,807
Oh, come on!
Don't be afraid.

397
00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:11,227
Just take the stone
and get that job!
Come on!

398
00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:12,312
Oh, okay.

399
00:30:12,395 --> 00:30:14,105
...Boss!

400
00:30:14,188 --> 00:30:15,440
That job is mine!

401
00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:16,566
Ooh!

402
00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:24,866
Now go easy
on me.

403
00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:26,743
Whoops!

404
00:30:29,287 --> 00:30:31,205
Love the costume!

405
00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:32,415
Ha!

406
00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:33,958
Uh...

407
00:30:35,585 --> 00:30:36,878
So cool!

408
00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:42,633
Tim? Tim!

409
00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:46,888
Uh...

410
00:30:46,971 --> 00:30:48,890
Oh, no, Bob!

411
00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:51,225
Ah! Tim! Tim!

412
00:30:51,309 --> 00:30:53,061
Is no one good enough?

413
00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:57,273
Bob!

414
00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:07,950
I got it!
I got it!

415
00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,210
Ah!

416
00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:20,380
Didn't my speech
inspire anyone

417
00:31:20,463 --> 00:31:23,216
to rise up and
prove themselves worthy?

418
00:31:23,841 --> 00:31:27,595
All these villains and
yet I still have the bear.

419
00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:29,972
Stuffed bear!
Why am I holding a bear?

420
00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:31,933
Who has the ruby?

421
00:31:39,357 --> 00:31:40,983
Wow! Who...

422
00:31:41,025 --> 00:31:45,822
Who are you, my knights
in shining denim?

423
00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:48,658
...Stuart.

424
00:31:48,741 --> 00:31:50,159
...Bob.
Minions!

425
00:31:50,243 --> 00:31:52,620
That was incredible!

426
00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:55,373
Behold! The last
creatures you'd expect

427
00:31:55,498 --> 00:31:58,167
to win the day have
emerged victorious!

428
00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:03,589
Everyone, meet my
new henchmen. The Minions!

429
00:32:03,673 --> 00:32:07,051
Kumbaya!
Kumbaya! Kumbaya!

430
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,220
Kumbaya!

431
00:32:10,304 --> 00:32:14,434
Hey!
I know those guys!
I gave them a ride here!

432
00:32:14,517 --> 00:32:16,394
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

433
00:32:19,147 --> 00:32:22,859
Buckle up, boys!
Next stop, England.

434
00:32:52,597 --> 00:32:54,515
Oh...

435
00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:22,001
Bello?

436
00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:24,337
Hey, Kevin! Eh?

437
00:33:24,754 --> 00:33:26,631
Boss? In England?

438
00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:27,840
Nah,
Boss!

439
00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:43,022
Ah, uh... Bello, Kevin?

440
00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:44,273
...England?

441
00:33:44,398 --> 00:33:46,192
- Uh-huh.
- .HBoss?

442
00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:48,444
Scarlet Popapil. Ah.

443
00:33:58,037 --> 00:34:01,457
- Bello? Bello!
- Bello?

444
00:34:10,466 --> 00:34:12,260
Oh!

445
00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:19,183
Ah!

446
00:34:21,811 --> 00:34:24,272
Here we go! There.

447
00:34:24,939 --> 00:34:27,775
By the way,
I really like your bear.

448
00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:30,069
Herb! My baby!

449
00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:31,654
You know I am!

450
00:34:32,196 --> 00:34:33,239
How'd it go?

451
00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:34,740
Were you evil?

452
00:34:34,824 --> 00:34:36,909
So evil!
Oh!

453
00:34:36,993 --> 00:34:39,412
A little bird
dropped this
off today.

454
00:34:42,873 --> 00:34:45,585
It's me,
I'm the

455
00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:48,546
Also, there was no bird.
Also me.

456
00:34:48,629 --> 00:34:52,425
Herb, seriously,
I wanna dig up
that William Shakespeare

457
00:34:52,508 --> 00:34:54,802
so he can see
what true writing is.

458
00:34:54,885 --> 00:34:56,095
I love it!

459
00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:58,973
Ah, that works out

becauselloveu.

460
00:34:59,056 --> 00:35:01,976
Well, I love...too.

461
00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:03,853
Ah, the love, ah!

462
00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:06,647
on! Oh, ah.

463
00:35:06,731 --> 00:35:09,734
Oh, boys,
could you
come here, please?

464
00:35:09,817 --> 00:35:15,781
Meet my husband, Herb.
Inventor, super genius, fox.

465
00:35:17,074 --> 00:35:19,118
Herb, these are
the new recruits.

466
00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:22,496
Kevin, Stuart, and that
cute little one is Bob.

467
00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:23,831
Hey, bello!

468
00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:27,710
Right on!
You guys are crazy
little and way yellow,

469
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:30,212
and I dig that!

470
00:35:33,716 --> 00:35:34,884
Sweet, man!

471
00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:37,219
Ah, ah.

472
00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:41,891
Whoa!

473
00:35:41,974 --> 00:35:43,726
I know,
right?

Ah!

474
00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:46,812
Just a few things I
stole to help fill the void.

475
00:35:47,521 --> 00:35:49,940
Whoa!
...mega ukulele!

476
00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:54,612
Checkin' out my can?

477
00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:56,489
We stole that
because finally someone

478
00:35:56,572 --> 00:35:58,866
expressed my love of
soup in painting form.

479
00:35:58,949 --> 00:36:00,284
Wow!
Ooh!

480
00:36:00,368 --> 00:36:04,038
Okay, listen up!
It is time to get
down to business.

481
00:36:05,498 --> 00:36:06,582
Do you know
who this is?

482
00:36:06,916 --> 00:36:08,876
Uh...

483
00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:12,588
This is Queen Elizabeth,
ruler of England.

484
00:36:13,089 --> 00:36:17,760
Oh, I love England.
The music, the fashion.

485
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:20,262
I'm seriously thinking
about overthrowing
it someday.

486
00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:22,515
Ooh!

487
00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:26,268
Anyway, this pale
drink of water
oversees it all.

488
00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:29,313
I'm her biggest fan,
love her work!

489
00:36:29,397 --> 00:36:32,316
And I really, really,
really want her crown.

490
00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:39,532
Steal me the crown
and all your dreams come true.

491
00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:41,951
Respect! Power!

492
00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:43,285
Banana!

493
00:36:43,953 --> 00:36:45,454
Banana!

494
00:36:45,538 --> 00:36:46,622
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

495
00:36:54,130 --> 00:36:55,798
Ha!

496
00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:58,384
Henry!

497
00:37:01,137 --> 00:37:02,596
...England. Uh...

498
00:37:04,473 --> 00:37:06,475
...England...

499
00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:32,543
Oh, uh...

500
00:37:32,877 --> 00:37:34,336
Hmm.

501
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:35,588
Heh.

502
00:37:35,671 --> 00:37:37,840
- WOW!
- Whoa.

503
00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:39,592
Ooh-la-la.

504
00:37:39,675 --> 00:37:41,427
No!
Oh, no.

505
00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:42,887
Don't get too close,
boys.

506
00:37:42,970 --> 00:37:44,805
When it's completed,
it'll be my ultimate weapon.

507
00:37:44,889 --> 00:37:49,351
But right now,
it's leaking radiation
like you would not believe!

508
00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:54,106
So, you're here for gear.

509
00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:57,109
Whoa!

510
00:37:58,402 --> 00:38:00,529
Bob, Robert, Bobby, my boy.

511
00:38:00,654 --> 00:38:05,034
You get my
far-out stretch suit.

512
00:38:06,368 --> 00:38:07,453
WOW!

513
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,706
Kevin, Kev-bo,
Seventh Kevin,

514
00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:13,876
you are the proud owner
of my lava lamp gun.

515
00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:17,254
Ah?

This baby shoots
actual lava!

516
00:38:17,922 --> 00:38:19,048
Ooh!

517
00:38:19,173 --> 00:38:20,758
Pretty
cool, right?

518
00:38:20,841 --> 00:38:25,596
And finally, Stu. Stu-art,
Stu-perman, Beef Stu.

519
00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:28,557
Igotyouthe
coolest invention,
probably ever.

520
00:38:28,641 --> 00:38:30,184
on.

521
00:38:30,267 --> 00:38:32,228
Hypno-hat!
Uh, oh.

522
00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:33,687
Uh...

523
00:38:38,651 --> 00:38:42,321
You can use it to
hypnotize anyone. Anyone!

524
00:38:42,571 --> 00:38:45,324
Oh, you look so great!

525
00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:47,284
I feel like a proud mama
with three

526
00:38:47,368 --> 00:38:49,370
dashing evil sons.

527
00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:52,581
Uh, Scarlet,
Scarlet...

528
00:38:52,665 --> 00:38:55,417
No, no. Don't say anything.
I won't understand.

529
00:38:55,501 --> 00:38:59,421
It's getting late.
You've had a big day,
you must be exhausted!

530
00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:02,675
Boing, boing, boing,
boing, boing...

531
00:39:03,676 --> 00:39:05,928
Wow! These cats
are pumped!

532
00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:10,140
Well, maybe
I'll settle them down
with a bedtime story?

533
00:39:10,224 --> 00:39:12,309
Ha-ha!

534
00:39:15,187 --> 00:39:18,691
How does that sound, Bob?
Bob.Bob!Bob!

535
00:39:18,774 --> 00:39:20,568
Oh! Bedtime porry?

536
00:39:20,651 --> 00:39:23,904
That is a groovy idea!
I'll go get some
cookies and warm milk.

537
00:39:23,988 --> 00:39:26,907
This is gonna be so fun!

538
00:39:27,992 --> 00:39:29,285
...bedtime porry.

539
00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:33,789
Oh, yes, I've got
a really, really good
bedtime porry.

540
00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:38,711
Once upon a time,
there were three little pigs.

541
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:44,925
<i>One fateful day, the pigs
encountered a big, bad wolf...</i>

542
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,388
<i>...who had a wonderful
surprise for them!</i>

543
00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:52,600
<i>The wolf offered
the three piggies
and all their friends</i>

544
00:39:52,683 --> 00:39:54,518
a <i>job working for her.</i>

545
00:39:54,602 --> 00:39:57,354
<i>Everyone would be so happy!</i>

546
00:39:58,188 --> 00:39:59,732
<i>All the three
little piggies had to do</i>

547
00:39:59,815 --> 00:40:01,734
<i>was just steal
one little crown</i>

548
00:40:01,817 --> 00:40:03,485
<i>that the beautiful wolf
had wanted</i>

549
00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:07,531
<i>ever since she was
a penniless little street cub,</i>

550
00:40:07,615 --> 00:40:10,659
<i>unloved and abandoned.</i>

551
00:40:11,327 --> 00:40:14,830
<i>But that crown would mean
she was a princess,</i>

552
00:40:14,914 --> 00:40:17,082
<i>and everybody
loves a princess!</i>

553
00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:19,627
<i>So the wolf sent the piggies
to get that crown.</i>

554
00:40:21,921 --> 00:40:24,089
<i>But the little pigs
weren't up to the challenge.</i>

555
00:40:24,173 --> 00:40:26,008
<i>They failed their mission.</i>

556
00:40:26,717 --> 00:40:32,139
<i>So the wolf huffed and puffed,
and she blew them off
the face of the earth!</i>

557
00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:35,476
<i>Yo, p0, pm!</i>

558
00:40:39,063 --> 00:40:40,272
The end.

559
00:40:44,318 --> 00:40:47,655
Good luok getting
that crown tomorrow,
little piggies.

560
00:40:48,864 --> 00:40:51,116
I know you
won't disappoint me.

561
00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:53,827
Um.

562
00:41:07,049 --> 00:41:08,008
Okay.

563
00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:11,095
arlet.

564
00:41:11,178 --> 00:41:12,846
Which way
is the loo, please?

Hmm.

565
00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:14,014
Oh, thank you.
Ah.

566
00:41:16,558 --> 00:41:17,935
BellO.

567
00:41:18,018 --> 00:41:19,770
- Uh...
- ...please.

568
00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:24,149
You're not allowed
in without an adult.
Scram, hooligans!

569
00:41:24,233 --> 00:41:25,651
On.

570
00:41:25,734 --> 00:41:28,904
Uh, mm.

571
00:41:32,950 --> 00:41:34,284
Ooh...

572
00:41:34,410 --> 00:41:36,078
Oh, la...

573
00:41:36,412 --> 00:41:37,663
Stuart...

574
00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:43,919
How many tickets,
please?

575
00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:46,505
...please.

576
00:41:47,756 --> 00:41:49,174
...please.

577
00:41:56,015 --> 00:41:57,516
Enjoy yourself, love.

578
00:41:57,599 --> 00:41:58,976
Thank you!

579
00:42:01,979 --> 00:42:04,523
It was nowhere
near Hyde Park!

580
00:42:04,606 --> 00:42:05,858
Bob's your uncle.

581
00:42:06,150 --> 00:42:07,609
Huh, hmm.

582
00:42:07,693 --> 00:42:09,570
Okay.

583
00:42:16,076 --> 00:42:17,703
Okay.

584
00:42:17,786 --> 00:42:19,538
Huh? Ah!

585
00:42:21,290 --> 00:42:22,958
He-hey.

586
00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:24,626
Okay.

587
00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:25,711
Hew

588
00:42:25,794 --> 00:42:27,713
What are you doing here?

589
00:42:29,548 --> 00:42:33,052
This is a restricted area!
Hands in the air!

590
00:42:33,135 --> 00:42:34,762
No...

591
00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:41,643
Stop that!

592
00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:46,607
Get back.

593
00:43:07,211 --> 00:43:08,212
Yay!

594
00:43:11,298 --> 00:43:13,008
Ah!

595
00:43:21,767 --> 00:43:23,769
Hey,hey,heY,
hey,hey!

596
00:43:23,852 --> 00:43:25,604
Bob, Stuart...

597
00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:05,060
So...

598
00:44:05,144 --> 00:44:09,314
So, you came for
the Queen's crown, did you?

599
00:44:09,398 --> 00:44:12,526
Well, you're gonna
have to get through me!

600
00:44:12,609 --> 00:44:15,195
The Keeper of the Crown!

601
00:44:19,241 --> 00:44:21,243
Ow! Hey!

602
00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:24,121
You think it's
funny to mock the
elderly, do you?

603
00:44:24,204 --> 00:44:25,164
Uh...

604
00:44:26,373 --> 00:44:28,584
I've been up here
for decades,

605
00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:30,711
just waiting
for someone to try

606
00:44:30,794 --> 00:44:32,754
and steal
the Queen's treasure!

607
00:44:34,381 --> 00:44:35,966
Okay.

608
00:44:37,926 --> 00:44:40,137
What are you saying?
Never mind, don't care!

609
00:44:44,766 --> 00:44:46,268
Oh, no!

610
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:48,812
Oh, no, you don't!

611
00:44:50,439 --> 00:44:51,940
Oh, flippin' heck!

612
00:44:54,610 --> 00:44:55,694
What's goin' on?

613
00:45:01,491 --> 00:45:02,701
Bob...

614
00:45:02,784 --> 00:45:05,537
Eh... Hmm.
Wow.

615
00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:35,025
Hello!

616
00:45:40,155 --> 00:45:42,115
Huh?

617
00:45:55,379 --> 00:45:56,505
Hello!

618
00:45:57,089 --> 00:45:58,131
Stone the crows!

619
00:45:58,215 --> 00:45:59,216
Stop him, lads!
Wait!

620
00:45:59,299 --> 00:46:00,592
Go for the legs!

621
00:46:05,973 --> 00:46:07,140
Gordon Bennett!

622
00:46:07,224 --> 00:46:08,684
Kevin!

623
00:46:14,648 --> 00:46:16,566
The Queen's
been kidnapped, Sarge!

624
00:46:16,650 --> 00:46:17,693
Blimey!

625
00:46:23,282 --> 00:46:24,324
Hyah!Hyah!

626
00:46:24,408 --> 00:46:25,409
Ooh!

627
00:46:33,166 --> 00:46:34,960
Ha! Boo-ya!

628
00:46:40,048 --> 00:46:42,009
Huh. Hyah! Hyah!

629
00:46:42,092 --> 00:46:44,303
What's going on?
Bello!

630
00:46:44,386 --> 00:46:45,470
Oh, my goodness!

631
00:46:46,930 --> 00:46:48,015
- Whoa!
- Ha-ha!

632
00:46:48,098 --> 00:46:49,141
No!

633
00:46:50,892 --> 00:46:55,230
Gentlemen do not
steal ladies' crowns!

634
00:46:56,773 --> 00:46:57,941
Huh? Hmm?

635
00:47:06,074 --> 00:47:07,576
Huh?

636
00:47:12,414 --> 00:47:13,832
Oh,no,no,
no,no,no!

637
00:47:18,754 --> 00:47:19,838
Oh, dear!

638
00:47:26,470 --> 00:47:27,763
Ah! Ahhh!

639
00:47:32,726 --> 00:47:34,019
Yeah!

640
00:47:34,102 --> 00:47:36,521
You Scoundrel!
After them!

Uh-oh.

641
00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:41,985
Stop the blighter!

642
00:47:43,862 --> 00:47:45,822
Go on, grab him!

643
00:47:46,448 --> 00:47:47,449
Huh?

644
00:47:53,038 --> 00:47:54,289
Huh? Oh.

645
00:48:02,047 --> 00:48:03,423
Cor, blimey!

646
00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:07,636
One of England's
most famous myths
has become a reality

647
00:48:08,512 --> 00:48:10,722
as a new king
has been crowned.

648
00:48:10,806 --> 00:48:14,017
Bob, who appears to be
a bald, jaundiced child,

649
00:48:14,101 --> 00:48:16,478
has pulled the famed sword
right from its stone,

650
00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:19,272
<i>which, legend dictates,
makes him the new king.</i>

651
00:48:19,356 --> 00:48:22,359
Tiny yellow traitor!

652
00:48:36,206 --> 00:48:38,291
England!

653
00:48:38,375 --> 00:48:40,293
England! England!

654
00:48:40,419 --> 00:48:42,712
England!
England! England!

655
00:48:42,796 --> 00:48:45,632
England! England...

656
00:48:51,513 --> 00:48:53,932
Ha, ha!

657
00:49:12,826 --> 00:49:14,202
Bello!

658
00:49:14,536 --> 00:49:15,537
Bello!

659
00:49:15,704 --> 00:49:16,788
Cut!

660
00:49:27,924 --> 00:49:30,010
Hey,Bob.

661
00:49:37,601 --> 00:49:39,436
- Hello, King Bob.
- Uh...

662
00:49:39,519 --> 00:49:42,063
Welcome to
Buckingham Palace.

663
00:49:42,147 --> 00:49:43,273
Uh, no.

664
00:49:43,899 --> 00:49:46,109
Oh, what's the matter,
Your Majesty?

665
00:49:46,193 --> 00:49:48,278
Whatever's bothering you,
we can make it right.

666
00:49:48,361 --> 00:49:49,529
Just name it!

667
00:49:49,613 --> 00:49:50,614
Oh.

668
00:49:51,781 --> 00:49:53,700
Buddies!

669
00:49:54,367 --> 00:49:56,870
Buddies! Buddies!

670
00:49:58,205 --> 00:50:00,207
Buddies!

671
00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:04,461
Oh.

672
00:50:13,470 --> 00:50:15,055
Uh...

673
00:50:18,433 --> 00:50:20,018
King Bob!

674
00:50:21,728 --> 00:50:22,854
Long live the king!

675
00:50:22,938 --> 00:50:24,856
King Bob!

676
00:50:29,736 --> 00:50:31,112
...Bob...
...King...

677
00:50:44,543 --> 00:50:46,461
So...

678
00:51:01,017 --> 00:51:02,018
King Bob!

679
00:51:10,026 --> 00:51:12,487
Oh... Yeah!

680
00:51:13,488 --> 00:51:14,990
BUTLERSI King Bob! Wait!

681
00:51:16,491 --> 00:51:18,326
- Wow!
- Whoa!

682
00:51:19,995 --> 00:51:21,329
Whoo-hoo!

683
00:51:24,332 --> 00:51:25,375
Ohm

684
00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:26,459
Yee-haw!

685
00:51:26,543 --> 00:51:27,627
King Bob!

686
00:51:27,961 --> 00:51:28,920
Hvah!

687
00:51:36,886 --> 00:51:38,847
Hmm? Huh! Ah!

688
00:51:45,687 --> 00:51:47,689
Yes, King Bob. Oh.

689
00:51:49,941 --> 00:51:50,942
King Bob?

690
00:51:51,735 --> 00:51:52,902
King Bob?

691
00:51:53,028 --> 00:51:54,321
Ah, Claire.

692
00:51:54,404 --> 00:51:55,780
Mmm, Tiffany.

693
00:51:56,197 --> 00:51:58,199
Rawr!

694
00:52:04,956 --> 00:52:06,499
Ball!

695
00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:09,252
How dare you!

696
00:52:16,176 --> 00:52:17,344
Scarlet!

697
00:52:17,427 --> 00:52:21,181
Don't you "Scarlet" me,
you backstabbing
little traitors!

698
00:52:21,264 --> 00:52:24,059
Using Herb's invention
to steal my crown?

699
00:52:26,353 --> 00:52:28,647
lfeelused.
Not gonna lie.

700
00:52:28,730 --> 00:52:34,486
You stole my dream!
I was going to conquer
England someday!

701
00:52:34,569 --> 00:52:36,488
There was gonna
be a coronation,

702
00:52:36,571 --> 00:52:39,074
and I was going
to be made Queen.

703
00:52:39,157 --> 00:52:40,992
Every moment was planned.

704
00:52:41,076 --> 00:52:44,454
I'd wear a dress so sparkly,
it glowed!

705
00:52:44,537 --> 00:52:48,792
And everyone who
ever doubted me
would be watching,

706
00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:51,711
and they would be crying!

707
00:52:51,795 --> 00:52:55,423
I was going to be
the picture of
elegance and class!

708
00:52:55,507 --> 00:52:58,218
And you pinheads
screwed it up!

709
00:52:58,301 --> 00:53:00,136
No,no,no!

710
00:53:02,055 --> 00:53:05,684
No, no, no, King Bob!
You cannotjust
abdicate the throne!

711
00:53:05,767 --> 00:53:07,435
Who invited the square?

712
00:53:07,519 --> 00:53:11,189
And you definitely
cannotjust give
the job to this woman!

713
00:53:11,272 --> 00:53:12,649
There are laws!

714
00:53:12,816 --> 00:53:14,818
Boss.
...Boss.

715
00:53:19,197 --> 00:53:21,408
...Scarlet Popapil!

716
00:53:21,533 --> 00:53:24,077
King Bob has
officially changed the law,

717
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,870
clearing the way
for Scarlet Overkill

718
00:53:25,954 --> 00:53:27,831
to be crowned
Queen of England!

719
00:53:27,914 --> 00:53:31,251
She will be ooronated
at London's historic
Westminster Abbey.

720
00:53:31,334 --> 00:53:35,213
If I wasn't so polite,
I'd say this spells
certain doom for the oountry,

721
00:53:35,296 --> 00:53:36,798
if not the world.

722
00:53:36,881 --> 00:53:39,467
But I'm so very polite
thatlshafl
keep my mouth shut.

723
00:53:40,635 --> 00:53:42,971
But, seriously,
we're all in big trouble.

724
00:53:43,054 --> 00:53:44,764
Scarlet! Scarlet!

725
00:53:45,765 --> 00:53:48,226
I don't have time
to answer any questions.

726
00:53:48,309 --> 00:53:49,978
I just want to
thank the Minions

727
00:53:50,103 --> 00:53:53,314
for going above and
beyond the call of duty.

728
00:53:53,398 --> 00:53:56,401
You are three tiny, golden...

729
00:53:56,484 --> 00:53:58,945
.HpHLshaped
miracle workers,

730
00:53:59,028 --> 00:54:03,533
and you have stolen
not just England
but my heart.

731
00:54:03,616 --> 00:54:05,076
Scarlet, over here!

732
00:54:07,579 --> 00:54:08,913
Pardon me?

733
00:54:10,665 --> 00:54:11,708
Eh?

734
00:54:11,791 --> 00:54:15,920
Wow! So many!
Good for you!

735
00:54:16,004 --> 00:54:17,922
Well, you'll all
get what you deserve.

736
00:54:19,132 --> 00:54:20,884
Serve!
...serve!

737
00:54:22,510 --> 00:54:23,511
Whoo-hoo!

738
00:54:47,786 --> 00:54:48,787
Oh.

739
00:54:51,039 --> 00:54:52,749
Go ahead, go ahead.

740
00:54:53,708 --> 00:54:55,376
Uh...

741
00:55:01,424 --> 00:55:03,343
Uh...

742
00:55:03,426 --> 00:55:06,554
I don't want you to take this
the wrong way, but I hate you.

743
00:55:07,055 --> 00:55:11,434
I thought I could
get over what you did,
but I feel so betrayed.

744
00:55:12,310 --> 00:55:16,481
I think...
Yes, I think we're gonna
have to break up.

745
00:55:16,564 --> 00:55:19,025
And it's not you.

746
00:55:19,108 --> 00:55:22,737
Wait, hold on.
it is you. It's 100% you!

747
00:55:22,821 --> 00:55:24,197
No, no.

748
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:28,660
So get comfortable, Minions.
Get real, real comfortable.

749
00:55:28,743 --> 00:55:31,162
Because this is where
you're going to spend

750
00:55:31,246 --> 00:55:35,250
the rest of your
worthless little lives.

751
00:55:37,919 --> 00:55:40,755
All right!
Let's do this!

752
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,549
Herb!

753
00:55:42,632 --> 00:55:44,759
Who's this
handsome "Herb" fella?

754
00:55:44,843 --> 00:55:48,513
No, my name is "Blerb."
I'm a dungeon master.

755
00:55:49,222 --> 00:55:51,558
Prepare for torture,
which I do!

756
00:55:53,309 --> 00:55:57,730
All right, are we comfy?
Doesn't matter!
This is torture!

757
00:56:01,693 --> 00:56:03,194
- Huh.
- Oh.

758
00:56:04,612 --> 00:56:07,615
Wow! Harder than I thought.
Next machine!

759
00:56:07,824 --> 00:56:12,579
Oh, welcome to Hang Town!
Population, you!

760
00:56:12,662 --> 00:56:14,289
on.

761
00:56:18,585 --> 00:56:19,586
Whoo-hoo!

762
00:56:19,669 --> 00:56:22,130
Cut it out! This is
really unprofessional!

763
00:56:22,213 --> 00:56:24,048
There's no laughing
in the dungeon!

764
00:56:24,132 --> 00:56:26,676
I wanna see tears and
I wanna hear screams,

765
00:56:26,759 --> 00:56:28,928
or I'm gonna get... Wait!

766
00:56:29,012 --> 00:56:31,014
Hey!
Ooh! I've got a groovy idea!

767
00:56:31,097 --> 00:56:32,098
Ah!

768
00:56:34,225 --> 00:56:36,227
Look at this!
Argh!

769
00:56:42,692 --> 00:56:45,653
<i>Hello!
Will the future king,
Herb Overkill,</i>

770
00:56:45,737 --> 00:56:48,156
<i>please come upstairs
to prepare for the coronation?</i>

771
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:50,533
Well, I hope you learned
your lesson for today.

772
00:56:52,076 --> 00:56:56,664
And by the way, it was me,
Herb, the whole time!

773
00:56:58,750 --> 00:57:01,419
I don't even know
anyone named "Blerb"!

774
00:57:01,502 --> 00:57:03,296
Uh, Herb...

775
00:57:03,713 --> 00:57:04,797
Oh. Huh.

776
00:57:05,465 --> 00:57:10,595
I am hours away
from becoming
the Queen of England!

777
00:57:10,678 --> 00:57:12,555
I know!
It's a gas!

778
00:57:12,639 --> 00:57:14,557
I will finally
get my crown.

Yeah.

779
00:57:14,641 --> 00:57:18,061
It's all I've ever wanted.
I'm going to be so happy.

780
00:57:19,228 --> 00:57:22,482
But let me ask you
something, Fabrice.

781
00:57:22,565 --> 00:57:25,526
Does that look
like this to you?

782
00:57:27,946 --> 00:57:33,576
Mrs. Overkill,
the hair in that picture,
it's just two wavy lines!

783
00:57:34,369 --> 00:57:36,412
Oh, so, what,
now you're an art critic?

784
00:57:36,496 --> 00:57:40,875
I drew that when
I was five years old!
Get out of my sight!

785
00:57:44,671 --> 00:57:46,130
Bye,Fabflce!

786
00:57:46,631 --> 00:57:48,758
I liked him. He was fun.

787
00:57:49,425 --> 00:57:51,386
So, what do you
think of the dress?

788
00:57:51,469 --> 00:57:57,058
Oh, it's so beautiful.
So fashion-forvvard.
So Valentino.

789
00:57:57,767 --> 00:58:00,311
Gave it a sweetheart
neckline because
you're my sweetheart.

790
00:58:00,395 --> 00:58:02,105
The high collar
and cinched waist

791
00:58:02,188 --> 00:58:04,482
reflect a simpler,
more violent time.

792
00:58:04,565 --> 00:58:08,111
The material is
a blend of taffeta
and high-density body armor.

793
00:58:08,194 --> 00:58:09,654
Fully armed and loaded.

794
00:58:10,905 --> 00:58:13,491
And that glow,
that's nuclear.

795
00:58:13,574 --> 00:58:15,618
Nice. Just one more
thing to do.

796
00:58:15,702 --> 00:58:17,704
Gotta look good
for the public.

797
00:58:17,787 --> 00:58:18,788
Ugh.

798
00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:20,206
Do you mind?

799
00:58:20,289 --> 00:58:21,290
My pleasure.

800
00:58:23,126 --> 00:58:25,753
Little tighter, sweetie.
Come on, I can take it.

801
00:58:26,254 --> 00:58:28,381
Little tighter.

802
00:58:28,464 --> 00:58:30,425
Tighter!

803
00:58:30,508 --> 00:58:33,219
Must have tiny waist.

804
00:58:33,928 --> 00:58:35,471
Seeing stars, seeing stars!

805
00:58:36,639 --> 00:58:39,434
Losing feeling in
my legs. Perfect!
Tie it, tie it, tie it, tie it.

806
00:58:42,812 --> 00:58:43,813
Huh?

807
00:58:44,772 --> 00:58:46,983
Ah. Bob! Stuart!

808
00:58:47,066 --> 00:58:48,317
Eh?

809
00:58:57,535 --> 00:58:59,829
- Ooh! Bell0!
- Ooh-ooh!

810
00:59:01,748 --> 00:59:03,791
Ah! Oh.

811
00:59:04,292 --> 00:59:06,044
Ah.

812
00:59:09,797 --> 00:59:11,674
Huh!

813
00:59:17,096 --> 00:59:18,097
Ah.

814
00:59:21,517 --> 00:59:24,395
- Eh, eh, Kevin...
- arlet.

815
00:59:26,981 --> 00:59:28,649
Ah!

816
00:59:30,985 --> 00:59:33,404
"Porry Scarlet."

817
00:59:35,281 --> 00:59:37,742
- He, he!
- ...Boss.

818
00:59:39,118 --> 00:59:40,119
on.

819
00:59:41,996 --> 00:59:43,414
Ah, okay!

820
00:59:49,045 --> 00:59:50,046
Huh?

821
01:00:03,768 --> 01:00:05,436
I love you, Scarlet!

822
01:00:05,978 --> 01:00:09,357
Queen wave, queen wave!
Queen waving!

823
01:00:18,407 --> 01:00:21,369
- I am so, so excited!
- This is perfect!

824
01:00:21,452 --> 01:00:23,454
Everyone looks so nice!

825
01:00:23,538 --> 01:00:27,083
Oh! Oh, you are just adorable!

826
01:00:28,876 --> 01:00:29,919
Oh, yes!

827
01:00:30,002 --> 01:00:31,546
And that music, oh!

828
01:00:32,505 --> 01:00:36,926
Who is that organist?
She is good! Right?
She looks like an Edna.

829
01:00:37,009 --> 01:00:40,680
Edna, you are very good!
Who was that? Whoa!

830
01:00:43,516 --> 01:00:46,727
Thanks for doing this,
padre. Big fan.

Uh-huh.

831
01:00:46,811 --> 01:00:50,481
Come here,
let me squeeze you!
Oh, you are so squishy!

832
01:00:53,901 --> 01:00:55,153
...Scarlet.

833
01:00:55,236 --> 01:00:57,321
Go, go, Go!

834
01:01:09,917 --> 01:01:11,377
Ouch! Ouch!

835
01:01:15,548 --> 01:01:16,841
...sayonara!

836
01:01:18,009 --> 01:01:20,553
Ciao...

837
01:01:32,064 --> 01:01:33,441
Bob...

838
01:01:33,524 --> 01:01:34,817
Stuart!

839
01:01:44,118 --> 01:01:45,661
Aww! Oo-ooh!

840
01:01:47,788 --> 01:01:49,749
Okay!

841
01:01:53,002 --> 01:01:54,003
Oh! Beh...

842
01:01:54,670 --> 01:01:56,505
Will you to your power

843
01:01:56,631 --> 01:01:58,716
cause law
andjusficeu.

844
01:01:58,799 --> 01:02:00,218
...Popapil!

845
01:02:02,428 --> 01:02:03,429
Oh!
Ah...

846
01:02:04,305 --> 01:02:05,765
Hmm?Ah“

847
01:02:06,933 --> 01:02:08,476
Huh? Uh... Uh...

848
01:02:11,687 --> 01:02:13,397
Stopa!

849
01:02:14,523 --> 01:02:16,025
Bah!

850
01:02:19,987 --> 01:02:21,697
In mercy...

851
01:02:24,492 --> 01:02:25,826
No,no,no!

852
01:02:27,119 --> 01:02:29,664
Do you, Scarlet Overkill...

853
01:02:38,839 --> 01:02:40,258
Yeah!

854
01:02:40,341 --> 01:02:41,801
Huh? Oh?

855
01:02:41,884 --> 01:02:43,052
No!

856
01:02:46,055 --> 01:02:47,682
Uh, mmm...

857
01:02:58,234 --> 01:03:00,736
...Bob.

858
01:03:05,241 --> 01:03:08,577
I proclaim thee,
Scarlet Overkill,

859
01:03:08,661 --> 01:03:10,830
the Queen of England!
Oh! Huh?

860
01:03:14,417 --> 01:03:15,459
Kevin!

861
01:03:15,543 --> 01:03:16,544
Huh?

862
01:03:22,842 --> 01:03:25,511
Scarlet! Scarlet,
my queen?

863
01:03:25,594 --> 01:03:27,346
Somebody help me!

864
01:03:29,390 --> 01:03:33,644
Come on, come on!
Lift on two. One, two!

865
01:03:34,186 --> 01:03:35,730
One, two!

866
01:03:37,481 --> 01:03:38,816
Huh?

867
01:03:47,158 --> 01:03:48,784
Scarlet! You're okay!

868
01:03:49,327 --> 01:03:51,495
He tried to kill me!

869
01:03:51,579 --> 01:03:53,372
Uh, no...

870
01:03:53,456 --> 01:03:59,170
Villains, this is no
longer a coronation!
It is an execution!

871
01:03:59,253 --> 01:04:00,796
Get them!

872
01:04:05,301 --> 01:04:08,262
Whoa, Nelly!
Run, fellas, run!

873
01:04:13,893 --> 01:04:15,686
Come back here, you!

874
01:04:19,273 --> 01:04:20,274
Ah!

875
01:04:27,615 --> 01:04:29,325
Uh?

876
01:04:39,043 --> 01:04:40,044
Hvah!

877
01:04:50,262 --> 01:04:51,263
Aah!

878
01:04:53,682 --> 01:04:54,683
You're mine!

879
01:04:54,767 --> 01:04:56,018
Stuart, Bob! Uh...

880
01:05:08,906 --> 01:05:09,907
Oops!

881
01:05:13,911 --> 01:05:14,912
Oh!

882
01:05:14,995 --> 01:05:16,622
Hey! I got one!

883
01:05:36,934 --> 01:05:37,935
Tim!

884
01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:41,021
Huh?

885
01:05:41,689 --> 01:05:45,359
Oh? AWW! Oh!

886
01:05:45,443 --> 01:05:46,610
Uh? Eh?

887
01:05:50,489 --> 01:05:51,490
Tim!

888
01:05:57,037 --> 01:05:58,497
Stuart! Bob!

889
01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:02,668
Buddies!

890
01:06:06,088 --> 01:06:07,673
<i>Mind</i> the gap.

891
01:06:09,675 --> 01:06:11,093
<i>Mind the gap.</i>

892
01:06:12,928 --> 01:06:15,264
Mind the gap!
Mind the gap! Mind the gap!

893
01:06:15,347 --> 01:06:16,891
<i>Mind the gap.</i>

894
01:06:16,974 --> 01:06:18,225
Mind the gap!

895
01:06:19,894 --> 01:06:21,145
He won't get away!

896
01:06:21,228 --> 01:06:22,438
He won't escape us!

897
01:06:27,485 --> 01:06:28,736
Huh?

898
01:06:29,904 --> 01:06:30,988
What about this one?

899
01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:34,408
Why did the queen
go to the dentist?

900
01:06:34,992 --> 01:06:37,119
To get her teeth crowned.

901
01:06:37,203 --> 01:06:39,455
Heh!

902
01:06:39,538 --> 01:06:41,707
Tell us another one, Lizzy!

903
01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:42,791
Uh, uh...

904
01:06:42,875 --> 01:06:44,460
Bello!
Oh!

905
01:06:44,543 --> 01:06:45,711
It's you.

906
01:06:45,794 --> 01:06:48,506
Everyone, this is one
of the little fellows

907
01:06:48,589 --> 01:06:51,175
who stole
the monarchy from me.

908
01:06:51,258 --> 01:06:53,677
And how's that
working out for you?

909
01:06:53,761 --> 01:06:55,930
Uh, Scarlet...

910
01:06:56,013 --> 01:06:58,807
Oh, yes, yes, I saw what
was going on on the telly.

911
01:06:58,891 --> 01:07:00,017
Uh, telly?

912
01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:01,852
<i>What was meant to
be the coronation of</i>

913
01:07:01,936 --> 01:07:04,813
<i>Scarlet Overkill has
gone terribly wrong as...</i>

914
01:07:04,897 --> 01:07:06,023
<i>Move!</i>

915
01:07:07,650 --> 01:07:11,195
<i>Kevin, Kevin,
I know you're out there.</i>

916
01:07:11,278 --> 01:07:15,282
<i>You think you've gotten away?
Well, what do we have here?</i>

917
01:07:15,366 --> 01:07:16,367
<i>Bello!</i>

918
01:07:16,450 --> 01:07:18,244
<i>Oh, my goodness!
Bob'? Stuart'?</i>

919
01:07:18,327 --> 01:07:20,704
<i>Which one shall I kill first?</i>

920
01:07:20,788 --> 01:07:23,582
<i>Little Bob? Stuart?</i>

921
01:07:23,666 --> 01:07:26,252
<i>Bob! Stuart!</i>

922
01:07:26,877 --> 01:07:31,173
<i>I will do it, Kevin,
if you are not
back here by dawn!</i>

923
01:07:31,882 --> 01:07:32,925
Oh, my!

924
01:07:33,008 --> 01:07:34,009
NQ!

925
01:07:34,093 --> 01:07:35,886
...buddies!

926
01:07:35,970 --> 01:07:37,221
...Scarlet.

927
01:07:53,571 --> 01:07:55,155
There he is!

928
01:08:03,956 --> 01:08:05,082
Follow me!

929
01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:07,585
Ah! Ha-haa!

930
01:08:11,338 --> 01:08:13,340
Who the man, eh?

931
01:08:13,799 --> 01:08:15,259
Uh... Oh!

932
01:08:15,342 --> 01:08:16,552
Oh.

933
01:08:18,053 --> 01:08:20,264
Harder! It's just my head.

934
01:08:21,682 --> 01:08:23,350
Oh, no!

935
01:08:23,434 --> 01:08:24,810
This way! Let's get him!

936
01:08:24,893 --> 01:08:26,228
Go, go, go!

937
01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:32,192
No!

938
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,411
Huh?

939
01:08:50,544 --> 01:08:51,629
Oh.

940
01:08:52,755 --> 01:08:54,173
Huh?

941
01:08:54,423 --> 01:08:56,759
- Ultimate weapon initiated.</i>

942
01:08:56,842 --> 01:09:01,180
<i>Activation in three, two, one.</i>

943
01:09:30,459 --> 01:09:31,919
BellO.

944
01:09:36,340 --> 01:09:38,425
Huh?
...buddies!

945
01:09:41,303 --> 01:09:43,222
This is it, boys!

946
01:09:43,305 --> 01:09:45,599
Things do not
look good for you.

947
01:09:45,724 --> 01:09:47,267
Oh, and I'm keeping
the bear.

948
01:09:47,351 --> 01:09:48,811
Tim!

949
01:09:48,894 --> 01:09:51,313
You're not gonna need him
where you're going.

950
01:09:51,397 --> 01:09:52,606
Heaven.

951
01:09:57,695 --> 01:09:59,238
Huh? Uh... Aah!

952
01:09:59,321 --> 01:10:01,782
Shoosh,shoosh,
shoosh,shoosh!Oh!

953
01:10:01,865 --> 01:10:03,492
Huh? Ah!

954
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,708
Bye-bye. Say bye-bye,
Bob. Bye-bye!

955
01:10:44,324 --> 01:10:47,411
Huh?

956
01:10:48,620 --> 01:10:49,997
Oh, whoa!

957
01:10:50,748 --> 01:10:52,750
Wait, what? HOW did he...

958
01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:54,918
Hold my bear.

959
01:10:57,171 --> 01:10:58,172
Huh?

960
01:11:19,777 --> 01:11:21,445
Yippee! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Kevin!

961
01:11:24,281 --> 01:11:25,783
So, that's your plan?

962
01:11:25,866 --> 01:11:28,118
Make yourself a bigger target?

963
01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:35,584
Huh?

964
01:11:35,667 --> 01:11:37,628
K-K-Kevin? Hey!

965
01:11:37,711 --> 01:11:39,296
...Kevin!

966
01:11:44,384 --> 01:11:45,344
Whoa!

967
01:11:57,564 --> 01:11:59,817
OW!

968
01:12:03,946 --> 01:12:05,113
And so help me,

969
01:12:05,197 --> 01:12:07,407
I never wanna
see another one of

970
01:12:07,491 --> 01:12:09,785
your goofy, bug-eyed
faces ever again!

971
01:12:09,868 --> 01:12:11,745
Scarlet! Scarlet! Scarlet!
What?

972
01:12:13,247 --> 01:12:15,457
Oh, you've gotta
be kidding me!

973
01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:19,670
Oh no, you don't!

974
01:12:23,423 --> 01:12:24,424
Whoa!

975
01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:30,848
And just for the record,
my little deviled eggs,

976
01:12:30,931 --> 01:12:34,268
you oan thank Kevin
for what I'm
about to do to you!

977
01:12:35,936 --> 01:12:37,521
Ow! Ow!

978
01:12:42,776 --> 01:12:44,611
Bob! Stuart!

Buddies!

979
01:12:46,071 --> 01:12:47,114
Tony!

980
01:12:47,197 --> 01:12:48,448
Tom!

981
01:12:48,532 --> 01:12:50,450
Chris!

982
01:12:50,534 --> 01:12:52,035
You the man!

983
01:12:52,119 --> 01:12:56,123
Buddies! Mazeltov.

984
01:13:06,592 --> 01:13:07,801
Ugh! EW!

985
01:13:08,594 --> 01:13:10,679
Ooh! Aah! Kevin! Kevin!

986
01:13:11,805 --> 01:13:16,059
Enough! This ends now!

987
01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:45,088
Kevin!

988
01:13:45,172 --> 01:13:48,800
You imbecile!
Have fun exploding!

989
01:13:48,884 --> 01:13:50,010
Baby!

990
01:13:50,969 --> 01:13:52,220
What's the rush?

991
01:13:52,304 --> 01:13:53,472
Got to get out of here!

992
01:13:54,765 --> 01:13:57,434
Let us go!

993
01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:07,235
No,no,no,no!

994
01:14:14,993 --> 01:14:18,288
Kevin!

995
01:14:38,684 --> 01:14:41,269
Kevin...

996
01:14:59,079 --> 01:15:00,998
Huh?

997
01:15:21,893 --> 01:15:23,311
Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo!

998
01:15:25,856 --> 01:15:26,857
Ooh!

999
01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:46,543
Stuart?
Hmm.

1000
01:15:46,626 --> 01:15:48,045
Bob?

1001
01:15:50,881 --> 01:15:51,882
Okay.

1002
01:16:05,812 --> 01:16:12,235
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are here today
to celebrate the Minions!

1003
01:16:15,530 --> 01:16:17,491
Huh!

1004
01:16:18,283 --> 01:16:21,828
The country owes you
a great debt of gratitude.

1005
01:16:22,662 --> 01:16:27,667
Bob, you were
a wise and noble king
for all of eight hours.

1006
01:16:28,293 --> 01:16:33,673
So for you,
I offer this tiny crown
for your teddy bear, Tim.

1007
01:16:38,011 --> 01:16:39,387
Oh, very good, Bob!

1008
01:16:41,348 --> 01:16:43,433
Oh, spectacular!

1009
01:16:43,517 --> 01:16:46,436
I'm so proud
of you boys!

1010
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:49,314
Oh, Stuart.

1011
01:16:49,397 --> 01:16:54,945
For you,
I have this beautiful,
super-duper, incredible...

1012
01:16:55,028 --> 01:16:57,489
Ah!
...snow globe!

1013
01:16:57,572 --> 01:16:59,449
Eh? Poglobe?
Uh, ze...

1014
01:16:59,533 --> 01:17:02,786
And look, look,
hours of excitement!

1015
01:17:03,537 --> 01:17:04,913
Oh, uh...

1016
01:17:04,996 --> 01:17:07,791
<i>Yippee.
Uh, eh, gracias.</i>

1017
01:17:10,502 --> 01:17:13,505
Stuart, we're just
messing with you!

1018
01:17:14,422 --> 01:17:17,592
Don't be mad at me,
it was Kevin's idea.

1019
01:17:17,676 --> 01:17:19,678
Kevin!

1020
01:17:19,761 --> 01:17:22,722
We have a much
better surprise for you!

1021
01:17:22,848 --> 01:17:25,392
...super mega ukulele!

1022
01:17:25,475 --> 01:17:27,686
Uh... WOW!

1023
01:17:58,592 --> 01:18:01,344
...poglobe.

1024
01:18:02,429 --> 01:18:03,680
Thank you.

1025
01:18:04,431 --> 01:18:06,349
Right. Uh...

1026
01:18:06,433 --> 01:18:08,560
And finally, Kevin!

1027
01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:14,983
You are a hero of
the highest order.

1028
01:18:15,066 --> 01:18:19,279
For your bravery and valor,
lam knighting you.

1029
01:18:20,030 --> 01:18:23,325
From here on out,
you are Sir Kevin.

1030
01:18:24,284 --> 01:18:25,493
Well done.

1031
01:18:35,629 --> 01:18:37,839
<i>What a beautiful moment!</i>

1032
01:18:37,964 --> 01:18:40,425
Kumbaya!
Kumbaya!

1033
01:18:40,508 --> 01:18:45,555
<i>The nation, nay,
the world was celebrating
Kevin, Stuart and Bob.</i>

1034
01:18:45,639 --> 01:18:48,975
<i>The last few
thousand years were rough,
no question,</i>

1035
01:18:49,059 --> 01:18:52,646
<i>but things were
finally going their way!</i>

1036
01:18:53,146 --> 01:18:55,941
<i>Kevin had never
been more proud.</i>

1037
01:18:56,775 --> 01:18:58,693
<i>But something was missing.</i>

1038
01:18:59,236 --> 01:19:01,905
Yes, good show, good show!

1039
01:19:03,114 --> 01:19:05,617
My crown is gone! It's gone!

1040
01:19:06,159 --> 01:19:07,118
Blimey!

1041
01:19:07,202 --> 01:19:09,037
She's lost the crown!
Oh, my days!

1042
01:19:13,875 --> 01:19:14,960
Scarlet?

1043
01:19:15,043 --> 01:19:18,421
Scarlet! Hey!

1044
01:19:18,505 --> 01:19:20,590
...Scarlet! Hey!

1045
01:19:20,674 --> 01:19:24,469
They took everything from me!
My castle! My reputation!

1046
01:19:24,552 --> 01:19:27,305
Things look bleak,
baby, I'm not gonna lie!

1047
01:19:27,389 --> 01:19:30,600
But now at least
I have my crown!

1048
01:19:45,407 --> 01:19:47,534
Child,
give me that back.

1049
01:19:48,201 --> 01:19:51,413
No, I don't think so!

1050
01:19:51,496 --> 01:19:54,791
You have no idea who
you're messing with!

1051
01:19:54,874 --> 01:19:57,711
I am the greatest
super-villain of all time!

1052
01:19:57,794 --> 01:19:59,379
on!

1053
01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:00,797
Were you?

1054
01:20:08,888 --> 01:20:10,890
B-- B-- Buddies...

1055
01:20:22,027 --> 01:20:23,653
Ah!

1056
01:20:28,742 --> 01:20:31,953
.HBoss!Ha,ha!

1057
01:20:32,037 --> 01:20:35,290
Get back!
Are you really going to
allow that little penguin

1058
01:20:35,373 --> 01:20:38,168
to make off with my crown?

1059
01:20:40,253 --> 01:20:41,463
Herb.

1060
01:20:42,172 --> 01:20:43,798
I'm done.

1061
01:20:48,178 --> 01:20:49,304
For me?

1062
01:20:53,016 --> 01:20:54,017
Bye-bye!

1063
01:20:54,768 --> 01:20:56,227
Big boss!

1064
01:20:58,355 --> 01:21:02,984
<i>And that is how the Minions
found their new boss.</i>

1065
01:21:03,068 --> 01:21:06,613
<i>He was cunning,
he was evil, he was perfect.</i>

1066
01:21:06,696 --> 01:21:10,492
<i>He was despicable.</i>

1067
01:21:51,699 --> 01:21:52,700
Huh?

1068
01:21:53,660 --> 01:21:54,619
Banana!
Banana!

1069
01:21:54,702 --> 01:21:55,703
Banana!

1070
01:21:57,372 --> 01:21:59,833
Banana!Banana!Banana!

1071
01:22:08,174 --> 01:22:09,175
Banana!

1072
01:22:53,845 --> 01:22:57,348
Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!

1073
01:23:32,175 --> 01:23:33,676
Gru! Gru! Gru!

1074
01:23:41,434 --> 01:23:43,353
<i>GYM!</i>

1075
01:23:43,436 --> 01:23:45,563
<i>GYM!</i>

1076
01:28:42,735 --> 01:28:44,695
Bob...

1077
01:29:55,516 --> 01:29:57,602
Hey! Come back here!

1078
01:30:44,065 --> 01:30:45,441
Freeze ray!

