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(MINIONS SINGING UNIVERSAL
STUDIO'S THEME IN MINIONESE)
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(CHOKES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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(FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MINIONS LAUGHING)
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(MINIONS WHOOPING)
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(YELLING)
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(LAUGH AND CHATTER
IN MINIONESE)
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(GASPS)
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NARRATOR: Minions.
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Minions have
been on this planet
far longer than we have.
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They go by many names.
Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.
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(GASPS, YELLS)
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Oh, that one is Norbert.
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He's an idiot.
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They're all different,
but they all
share the same goal.
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(ALL GASP)
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To serve the most
despicable master
they could find.
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Boss!
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(ROAR5)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Making their master happy
was the tribe's very
reason for existence.
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But that's not to say
that they didn't
have other passions.
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(LAUGHS)
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Huh?
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Finding a boss was easy.
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(ALL SCREAM)
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But keeping a boss,
therein lies the rub.
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(ROAR5)
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(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)
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(ROAR5)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS NERVOUSLY)
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(GASPS)
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(ALL YELLING)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(DINOSAUR GASPS)
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(SIGHS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GROANS)
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(ROAR5)
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(SCREAMING)
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(ALL GASP)
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(ALL CRYING)
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(GROANS)
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NARRATOR: Nope,
it wasn't easy
for these guys.
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But they never gave up.
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With the emergence
of the Stone Age
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came the rise
of a new species.
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Man was very different
from the dinosaur.
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He was shorter, hairier,
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and way, way smarter.
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(YELLING)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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The Minions took
an instant liking to man,
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and helped him
the best they could.
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(ROAR5)
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(GRUNTS)
Oh, no, no.
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Eh?
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(ROAR5)
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(SCREAMS)
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NARRATOR: Poor man.
So trusting, so fragile.
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So, so delicious!
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Their quest for a boss
put the Minions
front and center
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for some of civilization's
most historic moments.
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(SPEAKING FAUX EGYPTIAN)
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Anubis! (GRUNTS)
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NARRATOR: Ancient Egypt
held great promise.
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(YELLS IN MINIONESE)
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Okay! (GRUNTS) Pancake!
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(CROWD SCREAMING)
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NARRATOR:
But it didn't last long.
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Hmm. Oh!
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(MUTTERS MINIONESE)
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Ow!
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The Dark Ages were
actually fun times.
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Their new master
had a tendency
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to party all night
and sleep all day.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Ooh!
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(GROANS)
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(MINIONS SNICKERING)
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(SPEAKS FAUX ROMANIAN)
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(YELLS IN MINIONESE)
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(SCREAMING)
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Oh.
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NARRATOR: But eventually,
the party was over.
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(BLOWS)
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(SNEEZES)
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They bounced from
one evil boss to another,
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but they never seemed
to find their perfect fit.
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(SCREAMS)
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(ALL YELLING)
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One particular employer
took their failure very,
very badly.
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(YELLING)
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Huh?
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The Minions
had no other choice
but to keep moving.
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(SHUDDERING)
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Oh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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NARRATOR: And then,
when all hope seemed lost,
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they found sanctuary.
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The Minions were safe!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(SINGING VVE VVISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
IN IVIINIONESE)
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(LAUGHING)
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(GRUNTS)
(ALL LAUGHING)
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(GRUNTS)
(ALL LAUGHING)
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(YELLING)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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NARRATOR: Years passed
as the Minions forged
their own civilization.
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They truly made
a life for themselves.
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But something
just wasn't right.
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(GRUNTS)
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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They felt empty inside.
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Without a master,
they had no purpose.
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They became aimless
and depressed.
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(SINGING VVE VVISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
SLOVVLY IN IVIINIONESE)
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(ALL CRYING)
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If this continued
any longer,
the Minions would perish.
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But all was not lost
for one Minion had a plan.
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His name was Kevin.
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(GRUNTS)
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He was excited to share
his idea with the tribe.
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He'd been preparing
for days, weeks, months.
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But now he was ready.
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(MUMBLES)
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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(STUTTERS IN MINIONESE)
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(ANNOYED GRUNT)
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Buddies!
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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NARRATOR: Kevin would leave
the cave...
(ALL GASP)
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...go back
to the outside world,
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and he would not return
until he had found his tribe
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the biggest,
baddest villain to serve.
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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But he needed help.
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Me!
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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NARRATOR:
Bob was eager to go,
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but Kevin felt he was
just not strong enough
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for the dangerous
journey ahead.
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Uh, no. (SPEAKING IVIINIONESE)
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(GASPS)
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Luckily, someone stepped up.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
KEVIN: Stuart!
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Huh? Me, me?
Oh! Thank you.
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NARRATOR: Truth be told,
Stuart had no idea
what he was chosen for...
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(GASPS)
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...but was thrilled
it made people
cheer for him.
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Thank you.
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(PLAYS GUITAR)
(SINGS IN MINIONESE)
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Me!
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(GRUNTING)
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(PARTS)
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Eh, okay.
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(sesame)
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(SIGHS)
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(GASPS)
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NARRATOR: Eventually,
Bob's energy and enthusiasm,
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but mostly lack of
other volunteers,
changed Kevin's mind.
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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The tribe said
their farewells.
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Kevin had given them
something they hadn't had
in a very long time.
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Hope.
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Bob!
(CHUCKLES)
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Hey,Tony!
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
(IVIINIONS CHANTING)
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Tom... (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Chris... (SOBBING)
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KEVIN: Hey, Bob.
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Oh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Bye-bye.
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(MINIONS CONTINUE CHANTING)
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NARRATOR: Kevin felt pride.
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He was going to be
the one to save his tribe.
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Stuart felt hungry mostly.
(STOMACH RUMBLING)
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He was going to be the one
to eat this banana.
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(GROANS)
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And Bob...
(GASPS)
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Bob was frightened
of the journey ahead.
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(WHIMPERS)
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Ah. Okay.
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(WHIMPERING)
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(SNIFFS) Okay. Okay.
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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NARRATOR'. And they were Off.
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Off to find their new boss!
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(KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE)
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(YELLING)
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(BOB SNORING)
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(CONTINUES SNORING)
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(CHUCKUNG)
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(BOB PANTING)
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BOB: Huh? Kevin!
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(PANTING)
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(STUART GRUNTING)
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(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
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(EXHALES HEAVILY)
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(GROANS) Huh?
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(STOMACH RUMBLING)
(WHIMPERS)
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(CONVERSING IN MINIONESE)
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(GROANS)
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Huh? Banana!
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Uh, Stuart?
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Banana.Banana!
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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Ugh! Ugh! Stuart!
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(GRUNTING)
Stopa!
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(GRUNTING)
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(SLURPING)
Uh, Bob! Stopa!
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(GASPS)
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(GASPS)
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Huh? Oh!
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(CHEERS)
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Bob!
Huh?
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(STUART GRUNTS)
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Uh,no,no.
No,no.No,no,no.
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(GRUNTS) Profiterole.
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(MUFFLED)
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(SNICKERS)
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No,no,no!
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Stuart...
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Ah!
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(CROWD CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
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(CHEERS)
(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, look at that one!
Whoa!
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Peace!
Make love, not war!
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Peace and love!
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(CHANTING) Boo-ya!
Boo-ya! Boo-ya!
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Hey,hey,hey,oh.
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Kashmiri?
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BOO-ya!
(CHANT
IN G) Boo-Ya! Boo-ya!
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Oh.
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(SIGHS)
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Banana! (CHUCKLES)
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WOMAN: Hey! Hey, taxi!
BOB: Hey! Hey!
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Oh.
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(CHUCKLES)
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BOB: Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Banana! Hey, hey!
(YELLS)
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(GASPS)
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Stuart! Hey, oh!
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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BOB: (YELLING) Kevin!
(GASPS)
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00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:05,744
Bob!
263
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:09,206
(MUFFLED SPEAKING
IN MINIONESE)
264
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,000
Oh. Bello!
265
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,418
(TIRES SCREECH)
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
266
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,546
(BOTH PANTING)
Bob!
267
00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:18,424
(HUMS HAPPILY)
268
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:19,800
Huh? Oh.
269
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,427
(GASPS) Ah! Bob!
(GROANS)
270
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,847
(PANTING) Huh? Whoa!
271
00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,390
(CHUCKLES)
272
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,475
(CROWD CHATTERING)
273
00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:32,187
WOMAN: (ON PA) Women's
bell bottoms and tie-dye
shirts marked down.
274
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:35,316
Check out our wide
selection of go-go boots
and miniskirts.
275
00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:36,525
(GASPS) Bob!
276
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:37,651
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
277
00:13:37,735 --> 00:13:39,403
(YELLS)
(SCREAMS)
278
00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:42,489
(GROANS) Okay.
279
00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:44,241
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Huh?
280
00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:45,868
Bob!
281
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,245
WOMAN: (ON PA)
The store is now closing.
282
00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:49,997
Hey, what are you doing?
283
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,374
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) Bob!
284
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,001
WOMAN: (ON PA) Give me that!
(KEVIN YELLS)
285
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,044
(GASPS) Kevin!
286
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,420
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
287
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,464
Oh. Oh.
288
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:00,716
Ah.
289
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:03,802
Huh?
290
00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:05,596
(CHUCKLES)
291
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,060
(CHUCKLES) on.
292
00:14:11,352 --> 00:14:12,936
Oh. Hey!
293
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,772
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
...buddies.
294
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,691
No? Oh.
295
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,278
Bob! (GRUNTING) Bob!
296
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:22,863
Oh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
297
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,494
Oh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Tim.
298
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,287
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
Me Tim!
299
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:33,749
Mmm, thank you! Hmm?
300
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,293
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
301
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,087
(LAUGHING)
302
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,382
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
303
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:49,848
(SIGHS)
304
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,058
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
...Stuart?
305
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,143
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
306
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,397
Uh, nah.
307
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,481
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
308
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,316
Okay, Okay-
309
00:15:00,818 --> 00:15:02,569
Oh. "Dating game."
310
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,405
Okay. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
(SLURPING)
311
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:08,450
And welcome back
to The Dating Game!
312
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:09,743
Well, Jennifer...
(GIGGLING)
313
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,078
...have you decided
314
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:14,289
which of these
three gentlemen
you'll go on a date with?
315
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:15,999
Is it Bob?
316
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,335
(SPUTTERS) Yeah! Go, Bob!
317
00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:19,545
HOST: Kevin?
318
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:20,879
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) Kevin!
319
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,340
HOST: Or Will it be Stuart?
320
00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:25,467
Oh. Yo, Stuart!
321
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:28,846
Gosh! This is so hard!
They all sounded so cute.
322
00:15:29,847 --> 00:15:31,432
Um, I think
I'm gonna go with...
323
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:32,474
(STATIC)
324
00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:34,226
(SCREAMS)
325
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,395
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
326
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:37,813
(GRUNTING)
327
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,231
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) Stuart.
328
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,483
(GRUNTING)
329
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,821
WOMEN: (SINGING) v/vc/
330
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:49,366
MAN: You're watching
the top-secret
Villain Network Channel.
331
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:53,203
If you tell anyone,
we'll find you.
332
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:54,455
Huh! (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
333
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,081
Sponsored by Villain-Con,
334
00:15:56,165 --> 00:15:58,375
for 89 years straight,
the biggest
335
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,711
gathering of
criminals anywhere!
336
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,088
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Big boss.
337
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:05,716
Attend guest lectures
from esteemed villains,
338
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,719
make contacts in
the underworld community,
339
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:12,222
and for
the first time anywhere,
340
00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:15,726
Scarlet Overkill!
341
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:16,810
Evil.
342
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:18,479
So evil.
343
00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:21,482
(YELLS)
344
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:22,941
HOST: Criminal genius!
345
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,902
Hey, a girl's gotta
make a living!
346
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,613
HOST: Move aside, men!
SCARLET: Make way.
347
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,907
HOST: There's a new
bad man in town...
SCARLET: Excuse me.
348
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,743
HOST: ...and that man
is a woman!
(SCARLET CHUCKLES)
349
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,412
HOST". Crime isn't pretty!
350
00:16:35,496 --> 00:16:37,414
It's red hot!
351
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,082
(BOTH SIGH)
352
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,084
HOST: Get to Villain-Con
this weekend.
353
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:46,089
Only at 545
Orange Grove Avenue
in Orlando, Florida.
354
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,926
So much fun, it's a crime.
355
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:50,802
(CHUCKLES)
356
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,056
Oh! Villain-Con, Orlando.
Whoo-hoo!
357
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,182
(CHUCKLES)
358
00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:04,024
(CHUCKLES)
Bello! Uh, Orlando?
359
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:05,859
Ugh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
360
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:07,778
Hey,uhH.
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Orlando?
361
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:08,862
(BARKING)
362
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:13,617
Oh, hello.
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
363
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:14,952
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Orlando?
364
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,329
(BABBLES)
365
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:21,583
Uh-huh. Ah, okay.
'Thankyou,baby!
Bye-bye!
366
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,210
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Ah.
367
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,128
KEVIN: (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Orlando!
368
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,713
(GRUNTING)
369
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:40,310
(PANTING)
370
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,401
Hey, Stuart...
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
(GROANS)
371
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,485
(HORN HONKS)
372
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:50,487
Oh, yeah! Far out!
373
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,823
Love is the way, brother!
374
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,328
Ah! (CHUCKLES)
375
00:17:58,412 --> 00:17:59,788
Eh,no,no,no,
no, no, Kevin.
376
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,082
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
377
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:06,920
Hmm.
378
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:08,797
(HONKING)
379
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,341
(YELLS)
380
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,760
(LAUGHS)
381
00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:16,054
(IMITATING STUART
IN MINIONESE)
382
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,931
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
383
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,350
(GRUMBLING)
384
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,187
Hey! Stopa! Stopa! Stopa!
385
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:27,524
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
386
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:30,193
(HUMS RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES)
387
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,196
Stopa! Ugh!
388
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,364
(GRUNTS)
389
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,532
(GROANS)
390
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:47,794
(GRUNTS)
391
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,426
(YELLS)
392
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:55,594
(SCOFFS)
393
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:56,970
Stuart...
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
394
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,731
(WHIMPERING)
395
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,192
(TIRES SCREECH)
(SCREAMS)
396
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,235
(KEVIN COUGHS)
397
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,327
(NERVOUSLY) Oh...
398
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,168
Oh, Walter, look!
399
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:31,171
These adorable little freaks
are headed to Orlando, too!
400
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,924
Yeah, I see that!
Hey, Walter Junior!
401
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,008
What's happenin'?
402
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:36,051
WALTER: Tina.
Hi!
403
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,177
Binky.
Mmm, mmm.
404
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,137
What do you say we give
these fellows a ride?
405
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,181
BOTH: Yay! New friends!
406
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:43,517
All aboard
the Nelson Express!
407
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,311
You, one-eye!
You're sitting next to me!
408
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,854
Okay. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
409
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,690
Stuart!
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
410
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,024
(CHUCKLES)
411
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:52,776
(GRUNTS)
412
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,736
(TIRES SCREECH)
413
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,448
Glad we came along
before some weirdos
picked you up!
414
00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:01,201
(CHUCKLES)
Who wants apple slices?
415
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:02,619
Ah, ah! Ooh, ooh!
416
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:05,872
Oh, you, too!
417
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:10,085
Growing boy-like creatures
need their strength.
418
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,713
Okay.
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
419
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:13,964
Heck, yeah!
420
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,632
(MUNCHING)
421
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:16,800
Thanks, man!
(GRUNTS)
422
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:20,262
All righty! Who needs
to stretch their legs?
423
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,763
Yeah!
Yes! Me, me, me!
424
00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:24,224
Sweet!
You guys wait here,
we'll be right back.
425
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,518
Okay, Nelsons,
let's do this!
426
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:28,979
(CAT MEOWS)
427
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:31,815
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
428
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:32,899
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
429
00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:35,944
(ALARM RINGING)
(WOMEN SCREAMING)
430
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,696
Go, go, go!
431
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,701
Okey-dokey.
On the road again.
(STARTS ENGIN E)
432
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:44,995
(REVS ENGINE)
(TIRES SCREECH)
433
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,288
(GRUNTING)
434
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:51,126
(SIRENS WAILING)
435
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,044
Dad! We got company!
436
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:56,214
It's because I tripped
the alarm. I stink!
437
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:59,843
Hey, we all
make mistakes, sugarplum.
You're still learning.
438
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,637
Huh! What?
439
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:04,973
Your father's right, Tina.
WALTER: Reload!
440
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:06,933
He wasn't this good
at being evil overnight!
441
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,769
WALTER: Reload!
Your time's coming.
442
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,353
(CHUCKLES)
443
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:12,314
(GROANS) It's jammed!
444
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:13,607
(SIRENS WAILING)
445
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:15,650
(TIRES SCREECH)
446
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:18,695
Huh?
447
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:24,159
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
(CHUCKLES)
448
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:33,543
(GASPS)
449
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,184
Okay, who did that?
450
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,686
Uh... (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Stuart!
Huh? (STAIVIIVIERS)
451
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:53,396
That was great! (LAUGHS)
452
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,106
(CHUCKLES) Thank you!
453
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,900
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
454
00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,403
Say, fellas,
can we get personal
forjust a second?
455
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,532
Why are you going
to Orlando?
456
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,408
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
457
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,578
Come on. You can tell us.
You're going to Villain-Con,
aren't you?
458
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,372
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Villain-Con.
(CHUCKLES)
459
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,165
Villain-Con.
460
00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:15,836
Wow! So many bad guys
in the car. What fun!
461
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:18,964
I knew it!
I knew you were villains!
Didn't I, honey?
462
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:21,842
What a small world!
Hope we're not
in rival gangs.
463
00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:22,926
(CHUCKLES)
464
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,429
Binky! Joke! (CHUCKLES)
Babies, huh?
465
00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:28,348
(EXPLODES)
466
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,852
(MINION CHEER LEADER ECHOING)
467
00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,354
(CONTINUES CHEERING)
468
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:40,777
(GRUNTS)
469
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:43,363
(WHIMPERS)
470
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:44,948
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
471
00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:52,664
(GRUNTS)
472
00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:54,916
ALL: Y ay .
473
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,376
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
(SIGHS)
474
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:58,336
(DAVE SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)
475
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,338
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Big boss!
476
00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:03,967
(ALL CHEERING)
477
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:08,972
(CHANTING)
478
00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,558
(DAVE SHUSHING)
479
00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:13,685
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
480
00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,397
(GRUNTS)
481
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,190
(ALL CHEERING)
482
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,321
(SNORING)
(MOANS)
483
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:27,449
(BLOWING)
484
00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:28,783
When we get to Orlando,
485
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:31,536
I'm gonna get all
my favorite villains
to sign my magazine!
486
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,164
Dumo the Sumo!
487
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,874
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) BOSS!
488
00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:39,878
Oh, Kevin,
you don't wanna work for him!
He ate his last henchmen!
489
00:23:39,961 --> 00:23:40,962
Uh...
490
00:23:41,046 --> 00:23:43,089
TINA: Frankie Fish Lips.
491
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:44,507
He lives in the ocean.
492
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,384
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) BOSS?
Oh...
493
00:23:46,635 --> 00:23:48,011
Can you breathe
underwater?
494
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,512
Uh, so-so.
495
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,889
(GASPS) Oh, oh, oh!
496
00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:53,725
Look at her!
Scarlet Overkill!
497
00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:56,478
The coolest super-villain,
Hke,ever!
498
00:23:56,561 --> 00:24:00,106
She started out
as your average little girl,
braces, pigtails.
499
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:04,527
But by the time she was 13,
she built a criminal empire!
500
00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:08,365
If I was a Minion,
that's who I'd want
to work for!
501
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,617
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) Oh.
502
00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:13,286
Here we are!
Beautiful Orlando!
503
00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:14,788
Yeah! We're here!
504
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,752
MADGE: Orlando!
505
00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:34,599
Hey, gang, watch this!
506
00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:38,979
MAN: (ON SPEAKERS) Welcome
to Billy Bob's Bait Shop.
How can I help you?
507
00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,939
Yeah, hi.
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
508
00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:44,401
We're here for, uh,
so much fun, it's a crime.
509
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:51,700
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
510
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:06,089
Whom-how. QLAUGHS)
511
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:07,674
Villain-Con!
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
512
00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:08,925
(GRUNTING)
513
00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:14,472
All right!
Here we go!
514
00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:19,686
Well, this is it!
I wanna tell you,
and I really mean this.
515
00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:21,062
I really appreciate
what you did
516
00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:22,897
back there
with the cops.
Really!
517
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:25,108
Dad!
It's Frankie Fish Lips!
518
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,235
(SNIFFS)
I can smell him
from here!
519
00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:28,653
WALTER: Junior!
Get my camera!
520
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,780
Good luck in there,
boys!
521
00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:33,116
I hope you find what
you're looking for!
522
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,242
ALL: Bye!
523
00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:35,326
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
524
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:36,619
(GIGGLES)
525
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:38,204
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Villain-Con!
526
00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:39,289
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah!
527
00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:41,708
Villain-Con!
Whoo!
528
00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:45,086
KEVIN: Okay!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
529
00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:49,632
on! (CHUCKLES)
530
00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,969
Any evil talents?
531
00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,264
Not bad.
532
00:25:56,765 --> 00:25:59,017
What about you?
Any evil talents?
533
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,101
Uh...
534
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:03,313
Bello!
La, la, la!
La, la, la!
535
00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:04,397
Eh?
536
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:06,900
That's not evil
or a talent.
537
00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:07,942
(GROANS)
538
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:09,694
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
539
00:26:10,987 --> 00:26:12,530
(HUMS)
540
00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:15,325
Bello!
541
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:16,993
(YELLS)
542
00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:18,078
Ha-ha!
543
00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:19,496
No?
544
00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:23,374
I'm sorry! But I'm
not looking for
any more servants,
545
00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:26,795
for I,
Professor Flux,
have invented
546
00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:29,547
the world's
first time machine!
547
00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:35,595
Every time I visit the future,
I bring my future self
back to help me.
548
00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:36,679
Hello!
549
00:26:36,971 --> 00:26:37,972
Oh.
550
00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:41,935
Move that over there,
Professor Flux from
two weeks from now.
551
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:45,021
(GROANS) As you can see,
I don't need any help.
552
00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:47,398
(GRUNTS)
553
00:26:47,482 --> 00:26:51,694
Oh, way to go, guys.
We killed the original!
554
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,613
(GASPS)
(ALL YELLING)
555
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,282
Please!
556
00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:58,868
Eh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
557
00:26:58,952 --> 00:26:59,953
(MUTTERING
IN MINIONESE)
558
00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:02,455
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Villain-Con presents
our keynote speaker,
559
00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:05,291
Scarlet Overkill!
560
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:07,919
The world's first
female super-villain!
561
00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:09,129
(STAMMERING)
562
00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:12,340
Appearing right now in Hall H!
Bob! Stuart! Buddies! Hey!
563
00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:14,676
Buddies! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
564
00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:15,969
Scarlet?
565
00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:17,387
(STUTTERS) Kevin!
566
00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:20,765
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Are you ready...
567
00:27:20,849 --> 00:27:21,808
(ALL CHEERING)
568
00:27:21,891 --> 00:27:23,726
Yeah!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
569
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:26,396
. . . for Scarlet Overkill!
570
00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:30,859
(SCARLET SIGHS)
571
00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:34,487
SCARLET: Doesn't it feel
so good to be bad?
572
00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:36,030
Scarlet! Scarlet!
Scarlet!
Yes!
573
00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:37,365
VVh00!VVh00!
Whoo!
574
00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:42,912
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
575
00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:44,289
ALL: Whoa.
576
00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:45,957
(SIGHS)
577
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:50,086
Whoo-hoo!
(CHUCKLES)
578
00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:52,505
(GRUNTS)
579
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,305
Awesome!
580
00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:02,307
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah!
581
00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:04,392
VVhoo!VVhoo!VVhoo!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
582
00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:05,518
(SIGHS)
583
00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:07,312
Wow! Thank you!
584
00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:09,355
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Scarlet! Scarlet!
(CHUCKLES)
585
00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:11,691
Thank you so much!
586
00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,861
Okay. (SHUSHING)
587
00:28:15,653 --> 00:28:16,905
(CHANTING RECEDES)
Ah.
588
00:28:16,988 --> 00:28:19,824
When I started out,
people said a woman
589
00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:22,869
could never rob
a bank as well as a man!
590
00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:27,373
Well, (IN SING-SONG VOICE)
times change!
591
00:28:27,457 --> 00:28:29,918
(LOUD CHEER)
I love you, Scarlet!
592
00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:32,754
Look at all those
faces out there!
593
00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:35,048
We are all so different!
594
00:28:35,131 --> 00:28:36,966
But we have one
thing in common.
595
00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:40,261
(GURGLING) We were
born with flippers!
596
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:45,183
No? Just me? Okay.
597
00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:48,770
(CLEARS THROAT)
We have big dreams!
598
00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:51,439
And we will do anything
to make them come true!
599
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:54,567
(CHEERING)
Have any of you
ever dreamt
600
00:28:54,651 --> 00:28:58,821
of working for the greatest
super-villain of all time?
601
00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:00,448
Yeah!
602
00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:01,574
Whoo-hoo!
(ALL CHUCKLE)
603
00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:03,201
(CHUCKLES)
604
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:06,246
Well, what if
I were to tell you
605
00:29:06,329 --> 00:29:09,874
that I am looking
for new henchmen?
606
00:29:10,124 --> 00:29:12,168
Hey, boss! Boss!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
607
00:29:12,252 --> 00:29:13,253
(CHUCKLES)
608
00:29:13,336 --> 00:29:16,589
I truly believe
somewhere out there
609
00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:20,635
is a villain
with the potential
to serve greatness!
610
00:29:20,718 --> 00:29:23,429
And it could be
any of you.
611
00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:24,681
Whoa!
612
00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:26,849
Although,
let's not kid ourselves.
613
00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:31,604
Truly,
the only men for this job
are Kevin and his Minions!
614
00:29:31,688 --> 00:29:33,690
Huh? But... But...
SCARLET: Ten times the evil
615
00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:36,943
in half the package!
lam just in awe!
616
00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,945
Let's hear it for Kevin.
617
00:29:39,028 --> 00:29:41,698
He saved his tribe!
618
00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:44,033
(CHANTING)
Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!
619
00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:48,371
(CHANTING) Kevin!
Kevin! Kevin...
Hey! Kevin. Hey. Hey!
620
00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:50,623
Argh!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
621
00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:55,211
So, how should we
do this? Hmm.
622
00:29:56,045 --> 00:29:57,130
Oh.
623
00:29:57,213 --> 00:29:59,590
You see this
tiny little trinket?
624
00:30:00,174 --> 00:30:02,260
Well, just take it from my
hand and you've got the job.
(ALL GASP)
625
00:30:02,343 --> 00:30:04,887
(CHUCKLING) No big deal,
it's almost too simple.
626
00:30:05,221 --> 00:30:06,222
Uh...
627
00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:07,807
Oh, come on!
Don't be afraid.
628
00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:11,227
Just take the stone
and get that job!
Come on!
629
00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:12,312
Oh, okay.
630
00:30:12,395 --> 00:30:14,105
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Boss!
631
00:30:14,188 --> 00:30:15,440
That job is mine!
632
00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:16,566
Ooh!
633
00:30:16,691 --> 00:30:18,443
(VILLAIN LAUGHING EVILLY)
634
00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:20,194
(ROAR5)
635
00:30:20,278 --> 00:30:21,738
(GROWLS)
636
00:30:22,572 --> 00:30:23,614
(STRAINING)
637
00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:24,866
Now go easy
on me.
638
00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:26,743
(PAINED GRUNTING)
Whoops! (CHUCKLES)
639
00:30:27,785 --> 00:30:28,911
(YELLING)
640
00:30:29,287 --> 00:30:31,205
Love the costume!
641
00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:32,415
Ha!
642
00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:33,958
Uh...
643
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:35,501
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
644
00:30:35,585 --> 00:30:36,878
So cool!
645
00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:37,962
(MINIONS YELLING)
646
00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:42,633
Tim? Tim!
647
00:30:42,717 --> 00:30:43,676
(SINISTER CHUCKLING)
648
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,761
(GRUNTS)
649
00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:46,888
(PANTING) Uh...
650
00:30:46,971 --> 00:30:48,890
Oh, no, Bob!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
651
00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:51,225
(CHUCKUNG)
Ah! Tim! Tim!
652
00:30:51,309 --> 00:30:53,061
Is no one good enough?
653
00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:57,273
KEVIN: Bob!
654
00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:00,109
(BATTLE CRY)
655
00:31:00,193 --> 00:31:01,444
(GRUNTING)
656
00:31:02,195 --> 00:31:03,863
(INDISTINCT YELLING)
657
00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:05,198
(YELLING)
658
00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:06,616
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(GURGLES)
659
00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:07,950
VILLAIN: I got it!
I got it!
660
00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:09,577
(ALL GRUNTING)
661
00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,210
Ah!
662
00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:20,380
Didn't my speech
inspire anyone
663
00:31:20,463 --> 00:31:23,216
to rise up and
prove themselves worthy?
664
00:31:23,841 --> 00:31:27,595
All these villains and
yet I still have the bear.
665
00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:29,972
Stuffed bear!
Why am I holding a bear?
666
00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:31,933
(CROWD MURMUR)
Who has the ruby?
667
00:31:32,016 --> 00:31:33,017
(BOB GAGGING)
668
00:31:36,687 --> 00:31:38,106
(CROWD GASP)
669
00:31:39,357 --> 00:31:40,983
Wow! Who...
670
00:31:41,025 --> 00:31:45,822
Who are you, my knights
in shining denim?
(MOANING GRU NT)
671
00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:48,658
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Stuart.
672
00:31:48,741 --> 00:31:50,159
...Bob.
Minions!
673
00:31:50,243 --> 00:31:52,620
That was incredible!
674
00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:55,373
Behold! The last
creatures you'd expect
675
00:31:55,498 --> 00:31:58,167
to win the day have
emerged victorious!
(IVIINIONS CHUCKLING)
676
00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:03,589
Everyone, meet my
new henchmen. The Minions!
(IVIINIONS CHEERING)
677
00:32:03,673 --> 00:32:07,051
MINIONS: Kumbaya!
Kumbaya! Kumbaya!
678
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,220
Kumbaya!
679
00:32:10,304 --> 00:32:14,434
Hey! (CHUCKLING)
I know those guys!
I gave them a ride here!
680
00:32:14,517 --> 00:32:16,394
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
681
00:32:19,147 --> 00:32:22,859
Buckle up, boys!
Next stop, England.
682
00:32:41,043 --> 00:32:42,712
(YELLING HAPPILY)
683
00:32:45,882 --> 00:32:47,800
(HUMMING)
684
00:32:47,884 --> 00:32:49,969
(LINE RINGING)
(GROANS CONTENTEDLY)
685
00:32:52,597 --> 00:32:54,515
Oh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
686
00:32:54,599 --> 00:32:55,683
(PHONE RINGING)
(PANTING)
687
00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:57,018
(GROWLS)
688
00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:58,895
(COUNTS IN MINIONESE)
689
00:33:00,229 --> 00:33:02,815
(SINGING MAKE 'EM LAUGH
IN MINIONESE)
690
00:33:09,947 --> 00:33:11,115
(MUMBLING)
691
00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:20,416
(PHONE RINGING)
692
00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:22,001
Bello?
693
00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:24,337
Hey, Kevin! Eh?
694
00:33:24,754 --> 00:33:26,631
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Boss? In England?
695
00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:27,840
Nah, (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Boss!
696
00:33:27,924 --> 00:33:28,925
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
697
00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:31,052
(SINGING CONTINUES)
698
00:33:33,429 --> 00:33:35,097
(BLOWS INTO TUBA)
699
00:33:36,974 --> 00:33:37,975
(LAUGHS)
700
00:33:39,352 --> 00:33:40,394
(GROANS)
701
00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:43,022
Ah, uh... Bello, Kevin?
(KEVIN GRUNTS)
702
00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:44,273
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...England?
703
00:33:44,398 --> 00:33:46,192
(KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Uh-huh. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
.HBoss?
704
00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:48,444
(YETI ROARS)
Scarlet Popapil. Ah.
705
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,364
(MINIONS YELLING)
706
00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:56,369
(ROARING)
707
00:33:56,911 --> 00:33:57,954
(LINE BEEPING)
708
00:33:58,037 --> 00:34:01,457
Bello? Bello!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE) Bello?
709
00:34:10,466 --> 00:34:12,260
Oh!
710
00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:19,183
Ah! (GRUNTS)
711
00:34:20,643 --> 00:34:21,727
(WHIMPERS)
712
00:34:21,811 --> 00:34:24,272
Here we go! There.
713
00:34:24,939 --> 00:34:27,775
By the way,
I really like your bear.
714
00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:30,069
Herb! My baby!
715
00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:31,654
You know I am!
716
00:34:32,196 --> 00:34:33,239
How'd it go?
(CHUCKLES)
717
00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:34,740
Were you evil?
718
00:34:34,824 --> 00:34:36,909
So evil!
Oh!
719
00:34:36,993 --> 00:34:39,412
A little bird
dropped this
off today.
720
00:34:40,288 --> 00:34:42,790
(HERB WHISPERS MESSAGE)
721
00:34:42,873 --> 00:34:45,585
It's me,
I'm the
722
00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:48,546
Also, there was no bird.
Also me.
723
00:34:48,629 --> 00:34:52,425
Herb, seriously,
I wanna dig up
that William Shakespeare
724
00:34:52,508 --> 00:34:54,802
so he can see
what true writing is.
725
00:34:54,885 --> 00:34:56,095
I love it!
726
00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:58,973
Ah, that works out
becauselloveu.
(CHUCKLES)
727
00:34:59,056 --> 00:35:01,976
(CHUCKLING)
Well, I love...too.
728
00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:03,853
(IMITATING SCARLET AND HERB)
Ah, the love, ah!
729
00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:06,647
(KISSES) on! Oh, ah.
(LAUGHING)
730
00:35:06,731 --> 00:35:09,734
Oh, boys,
could you
come here, please?
731
00:35:09,817 --> 00:35:15,781
Meet my husband, Herb.
Inventor, super genius, fox.
732
00:35:15,990 --> 00:35:16,991
(SIGH)
733
00:35:17,074 --> 00:35:19,118
Herb, these are
the new recruits.
734
00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:22,496
Kevin, Stuart, and that
cute little one is Bob.
735
00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:23,831
Hey, bello!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
736
00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:27,710
Right on!
You guys are crazy
little and way yellow,
737
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:30,212
and I dig that!
738
00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:31,756
(GRUNTING)
739
00:35:33,716 --> 00:35:34,884
Sweet, man!
740
00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:37,219
(YELPS) Ah, ah.
741
00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:41,891
Whoa! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
742
00:35:41,974 --> 00:35:43,726
I know,
right?
Ah!
743
00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:46,812
SCARLET: Just a few things I
stole to help fill the void.
744
00:35:47,521 --> 00:35:49,940
Whoa! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...mega ukulele!
745
00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:54,612
Checkin' out my can?
746
00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:56,489
We stole that
because finally someone
747
00:35:56,572 --> 00:35:58,866
expressed my love of
soup in painting form.
748
00:35:58,949 --> 00:36:00,284
Wow!
Ooh!
749
00:36:00,368 --> 00:36:04,038
Okay, listen up!
It is time to get
down to business.
750
00:36:05,498 --> 00:36:06,582
Do you know
who this is?
751
00:36:06,916 --> 00:36:08,876
Uh... (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
752
00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:12,588
This is Queen Elizabeth,
ruler of England.
753
00:36:13,089 --> 00:36:17,760
Oh, I love England.
The music, the fashion.
754
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:20,262
I'm seriously thinking
about overthrowing
it someday.
755
00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:22,515
(GASPS) Ooh!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
756
00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:26,268
Anyway, this pale
drink of water
oversees it all.
757
00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:29,313
I'm her biggest fan,
love her work!
758
00:36:29,397 --> 00:36:32,316
And I really, really,
really want her crown.
759
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,485
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(GIGGLES)
760
00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:39,532
Steal me the crown
and all your dreams come true.
761
00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:41,951
Respect! Power!
762
00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:43,285
Banana!
763
00:36:43,953 --> 00:36:45,454
Banana!
764
00:36:45,538 --> 00:36:46,622
(CHUCKLES)
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
765
00:36:46,706 --> 00:36:48,374
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
766
00:36:53,087 --> 00:36:54,046
(MINIONS SHUDDERING
AND GRUNTING)
767
00:36:54,130 --> 00:36:55,798
(MUTTERING)
Ha! (GRUNTS)
768
00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:58,384
Henry!
(STRAINING GRUNTS)
769
00:36:58,467 --> 00:37:00,136
(GASPS)
(SHUDDERS)
770
00:37:01,137 --> 00:37:02,596
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...England. Uh...
771
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,390
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(GROANS)
772
00:37:04,473 --> 00:37:06,475
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...England...
773
00:37:06,559 --> 00:37:08,227
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
774
00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:09,437
(YELPS)
775
00:37:09,562 --> 00:37:11,439
(GROWLS)
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
776
00:37:11,522 --> 00:37:14,191
(SCREAMING AND CHATTERING
IN MINIONESE)
777
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:15,901
(ROARING)
778
00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:24,869
(LAUGHS)
(ALL GASPING)
779
00:37:26,162 --> 00:37:27,455
(GROWLING)
780
00:37:27,538 --> 00:37:28,831
(YELLING IN MINIONESE)
781
00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:32,543
Oh, uh...
782
00:37:32,877 --> 00:37:34,336
Hmm.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
783
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:35,588
Heh.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
784
00:37:35,671 --> 00:37:37,840
(CHUCKLING) WOW!
KEVIN: Whoa.
785
00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:39,592
Ooh-la-la.
786
00:37:39,675 --> 00:37:41,427
HERB: No! (CHUCKLING)
Oh, no.
787
00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:42,887
Don't get too close,
boys.
788
00:37:42,970 --> 00:37:44,805
When it's completed,
it'll be my ultimate weapon.
789
00:37:44,889 --> 00:37:49,351
But right now,
it's leaking radiation
like you would not believe!
790
00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:54,106
So, you're here for gear.
791
00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:57,109
Whoa!
792
00:37:58,402 --> 00:38:00,529
Bob, Robert, Bobby, my boy.
793
00:38:00,654 --> 00:38:05,034
(SPEAKS IVIINICDNESE)
You get my
far-out stretch suit.
794
00:38:06,368 --> 00:38:07,453
WOW! (CHUCKLES)
795
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,706
Kevin, Kev-bo,
Seventh Kevin,
796
00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:13,876
you are the proud owner
of my lava lamp gun.
797
00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:17,254
Ah?
This baby shoots
actual lava!
798
00:38:17,922 --> 00:38:19,048
Ooh! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
799
00:38:19,173 --> 00:38:20,758
HERB: Pretty
cool, right?
(CACKLES)
800
00:38:20,841 --> 00:38:25,596
And finally, Stu. Stu-art,
Stu-perman, Beef Stu.
801
00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:28,557
Igotyouthe
coolest invention,
probably ever.
802
00:38:28,641 --> 00:38:30,184
(CACKLES) on.
803
00:38:30,267 --> 00:38:32,228
Hypno-hat!
Uh, oh.
804
00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:33,687
Uh...
805
00:38:34,188 --> 00:38:36,524
(BOTH MUTTERS)
(IMITATES CHICKEN)
806
00:38:38,651 --> 00:38:42,321
You can use it to
hypnotize anyone. Anyone!
807
00:38:42,571 --> 00:38:45,324
Oh, you look so great!
808
00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:47,284
I feel like a proud mama
with three
809
00:38:47,368 --> 00:38:49,370
dashing evil sons.
(YELPING)
810
00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:52,581
Uh, Scarlet, (STAMMERS)
Scarlet... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
811
00:38:52,665 --> 00:38:55,417
No, no. Don't say anything.
I won't understand.
812
00:38:55,501 --> 00:38:59,421
It's getting late.
You've had a big day,
you must be exhausted!
813
00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:02,675
Boing, boing, boing,
boing, boing...
814
00:39:03,676 --> 00:39:05,928
Wow! These cats
are pumped!
815
00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:10,140
Well, maybe
I'll settle them down
with a bedtime story?
816
00:39:10,224 --> 00:39:12,309
Ha-ha! (RAPID GRUNTING)
817
00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:13,519
(YELLS)
818
00:39:15,187 --> 00:39:18,691
How does that sound, Bob?
Bob.Bob!Bob!
819
00:39:18,774 --> 00:39:20,568
Oh! Bedtime porry?
820
00:39:20,651 --> 00:39:23,904
That is a groovy idea!
I'll go get some
cookies and warm milk.
821
00:39:23,988 --> 00:39:26,907
This is gonna be so fun!
822
00:39:27,992 --> 00:39:29,285
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...bedtime porry.
823
00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:33,789
Oh, yes, I've got
a really, really good
bedtime porry.
824
00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:38,711
Once upon a time,
there were three little pigs.
825
00:39:38,794 --> 00:39:39,837
(PIG GRUNTING)
826
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:44,925
One fateful day, the pigs
encountered a big, bad wolf...
827
00:39:45,009 --> 00:39:46,302
(SNARLS)
828
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,388
...who had a wonderful
surprise for them!
829
00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:52,600
The wolf offered
the three piggies
and all their friends
830
00:39:52,683 --> 00:39:54,518
a job working for her.
(CHEERING)
831
00:39:54,602 --> 00:39:57,354
Everyone would be so happy!
832
00:39:58,188 --> 00:39:59,732
All the three
little piggies had to do
833
00:39:59,815 --> 00:40:01,734
was just steal
one little crown
834
00:40:01,817 --> 00:40:03,485
that the beautiful wolf
had wanted
835
00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:07,531
ever since she was
a penniless little street cub,
836
00:40:07,615 --> 00:40:10,659
unloved and abandoned.
837
00:40:11,327 --> 00:40:14,830
But that crown would mean
she was a princess,
838
00:40:14,914 --> 00:40:17,082
and everybody
loves a princess!
839
00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:19,627
So the wolf sent the piggies
to get that crown.
840
00:40:19,710 --> 00:40:21,837
(GRUNTING)
(ALARM BLARES)
841
00:40:21,921 --> 00:40:24,089
But the little pigs
weren't up to the challenge.
842
00:40:24,173 --> 00:40:26,008
They failed their mission.
843
00:40:26,717 --> 00:40:32,139
So the wolf huffed and puffed,
and she blew them off
the face of the earth!
844
00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:35,476
Yo, p0, pm!
845
00:40:39,063 --> 00:40:40,272
The end.
846
00:40:41,398 --> 00:40:42,942
(BOTH STUTTER)
847
00:40:44,318 --> 00:40:47,655
Good luok getting
that crown tomorrow,
little piggies.
848
00:40:48,864 --> 00:40:51,116
I know you
won't disappoint me.
849
00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:53,827
Um.
850
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:55,746
(SNORE5)
851
00:41:07,049 --> 00:41:08,008
KEVIN: Okay.
852
00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:11,095
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Sc:arlet.
(VVHINIPERING)
853
00:41:11,178 --> 00:41:12,846
Which way
is the loo, please?
Hmm.
854
00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:14,014
Oh, thank you.
Ah.
855
00:41:14,098 --> 00:41:15,766
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
856
00:41:16,558 --> 00:41:17,935
(CLEARS THROAT) BellO.
857
00:41:18,018 --> 00:41:19,770
Uh...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...please.
858
00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:24,149
You're not allowed
in without an adult.
Scram, hooligans!
859
00:41:24,233 --> 00:41:25,651
On. (GROANS)
860
00:41:25,734 --> 00:41:28,904
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Uh, mm.
861
00:41:29,238 --> 00:41:31,281
(BOB CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
862
00:41:32,950 --> 00:41:34,284
Ooh...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
863
00:41:34,410 --> 00:41:36,078
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Oh, la...
864
00:41:36,412 --> 00:41:37,663
Stuart... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
865
00:41:37,746 --> 00:41:39,248
(STUART GROWLS SOFTLY)
(YELPING)
866
00:41:39,915 --> 00:41:41,417
(KEVIN GRUNTING)
867
00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:43,919
How many tickets,
please?
868
00:41:44,003 --> 00:41:45,212
(STUTTERS)
869
00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:46,505
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...please.
870
00:41:46,588 --> 00:41:47,673
(KEVIN GRUNTS)
871
00:41:47,756 --> 00:41:49,174
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...please.
872
00:41:49,258 --> 00:41:51,301
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
873
00:41:56,015 --> 00:41:57,516
Enjoy yourself, love.
874
00:41:57,599 --> 00:41:58,976
MINIONS: Thank you!
875
00:42:00,602 --> 00:42:01,895
(BOTH LAUGHING)
876
00:42:01,979 --> 00:42:04,523
It was nowhere
near Hyde Park!
(CHUCKLES)
877
00:42:04,606 --> 00:42:05,858
Bob's your uncle.
878
00:42:06,150 --> 00:42:07,609
KEVIN: Huh, hmm.
879
00:42:07,693 --> 00:42:09,570
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
STUART: Okay.
880
00:42:11,864 --> 00:42:13,782
(KEVIN GASPS)
(BOB HUMS)
881
00:42:16,076 --> 00:42:17,703
KEVIN: Okay.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
882
00:42:17,786 --> 00:42:19,538
(KEVIN AND STUART GRUNTING)
Huh? Ah!
883
00:42:19,621 --> 00:42:21,040
(KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE)
884
00:42:21,290 --> 00:42:22,958
(ALL SIGH IN RELIEF)
He-hey.
885
00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:24,626
Okay.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
886
00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:25,711
BEEFEATER:Hew
(GASPS)
887
00:42:25,794 --> 00:42:27,713
What are you doing here?
(KEVIN STAMMERS)
888
00:42:27,796 --> 00:42:29,465
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
889
00:42:29,548 --> 00:42:33,052
This is a restricted area!
Hands in the air!
890
00:42:33,135 --> 00:42:34,762
No... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
891
00:42:34,845 --> 00:42:36,013
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
892
00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:39,641
(SINGS HAIR IN MINIONESE)
893
00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:41,643
Stop that!
894
00:42:41,727 --> 00:42:43,729
(CONTINUES SINGING)
895
00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:46,607
Get back.
896
00:42:50,194 --> 00:42:51,820
(ALL SINGING HAIR
IN MINIONESE)
897
00:43:05,334 --> 00:43:06,335
(CHUCKLES)
898
00:43:07,211 --> 00:43:08,212
Yay!
899
00:43:11,298 --> 00:43:13,008
(GRUNTS) Ah!
900
00:43:21,767 --> 00:43:23,769
Hey,hey,heY,
hey,hey!
901
00:43:23,852 --> 00:43:25,604
Bob, Stuart...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
902
00:43:28,690 --> 00:43:30,526
(CHUCKLING AND CHEERING)
903
00:43:33,362 --> 00:43:35,197
(STRAINING GRUNT)
904
00:43:42,538 --> 00:43:44,832
(GROANS)
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
905
00:43:44,915 --> 00:43:45,916
(CHUCKLES)
906
00:43:57,511 --> 00:43:59,138
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
907
00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:03,600
(CHUCKLES)
908
00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:05,060
MAN: So...
909
00:44:05,144 --> 00:44:09,314
So, you came for
the Queen's crown, did you?
910
00:44:09,398 --> 00:44:12,526
Well, you're gonna
have to get through me!
911
00:44:12,609 --> 00:44:15,195
The Keeper of the Crown!
912
00:44:16,155 --> 00:44:17,906
(LAUGHING)
913
00:44:19,241 --> 00:44:21,243
(IMITATING KEEPER)
Ow! Hey!
914
00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:24,121
You think it's
funny to mock the
elderly, do you?
915
00:44:24,204 --> 00:44:25,164
Uh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
916
00:44:25,247 --> 00:44:26,290
(GRUNTS)
917
00:44:26,373 --> 00:44:28,584
I've been up here
for decades,
918
00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:30,711
just waiting
for someone to try
919
00:44:30,794 --> 00:44:32,754
and steal
the Queen's treasure!
920
00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:34,298
(GROANS)
921
00:44:34,381 --> 00:44:35,966
Okay.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
922
00:44:36,091 --> 00:44:37,843
(SINGS IN MINIONESE)
923
00:44:37,926 --> 00:44:40,137
What are you saying?
Never mind, don't care!
924
00:44:41,597 --> 00:44:42,890
(LAUGHS)
925
00:44:44,766 --> 00:44:46,268
Oh, no! (SPEAKS IVIINIONESE)
926
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:48,812
Oh, no, you don't!
927
00:44:48,896 --> 00:44:50,355
(STRAINING AND YELLING)
928
00:44:50,439 --> 00:44:51,940
Oh, flippin' heck!
929
00:44:52,024 --> 00:44:53,442
(KEEPER YELLS)
930
00:44:54,610 --> 00:44:55,694
(MUFFLED) What's goin' on?
931
00:44:55,777 --> 00:44:57,362
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
932
00:44:58,530 --> 00:44:59,531
(YELLS)
933
00:45:01,491 --> 00:45:02,701
Bob...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
934
00:45:02,784 --> 00:45:05,537
Eh... Hmm.
Wow. (GRUNTS)
935
00:45:08,207 --> 00:45:09,208
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
936
00:45:09,291 --> 00:45:10,292
(THUD)
937
00:45:25,349 --> 00:45:26,767
(KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE)
938
00:45:29,311 --> 00:45:31,188
(CROWD CHEERING)
939
00:45:31,313 --> 00:45:32,272
(PANTING)
940
00:45:32,356 --> 00:45:33,607
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
941
00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:35,025
Hello!
942
00:45:35,108 --> 00:45:36,318
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
943
00:45:37,027 --> 00:45:38,695
(GRUNTING)
944
00:45:39,071 --> 00:45:40,072
(SCREAMS)
945
00:45:40,155 --> 00:45:42,115
Huh? (LAUGHS)
946
00:45:42,407 --> 00:45:43,659
(BOTH PANTING)
947
00:45:43,742 --> 00:45:45,285
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
948
00:45:45,369 --> 00:45:46,495
(CHUCKLES)
949
00:45:46,787 --> 00:45:48,622
(BOB SPEAKS MINIONESE)
950
00:45:50,082 --> 00:45:51,083
(BOTH YELPING)
951
00:45:55,379 --> 00:45:56,505
Hello!
952
00:45:57,089 --> 00:45:58,131
Stone the crows!
953
00:45:58,215 --> 00:45:59,216
Stop him, lads!
Wait!
954
00:45:59,299 --> 00:46:00,592
Go for the legs!
955
00:46:00,676 --> 00:46:01,760
(ALL YELPING)
956
00:46:05,973 --> 00:46:07,140
Gordon Bennett!
957
00:46:07,224 --> 00:46:08,684
Kevin!
958
00:46:10,769 --> 00:46:11,770
(GASPS)
959
00:46:13,522 --> 00:46:14,564
(SIGHS)
960
00:46:14,648 --> 00:46:16,566
The Queen's
been kidnapped, Sarge!
961
00:46:16,650 --> 00:46:17,693
Blimey!
962
00:46:18,527 --> 00:46:20,237
(SIRENS WAILING)
963
00:46:23,282 --> 00:46:24,324
Hyah!Hyah!
964
00:46:24,408 --> 00:46:25,409
THE QUEEN: Ooh!
965
00:46:26,702 --> 00:46:27,995
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
966
00:46:28,704 --> 00:46:29,705
(SCREAMS)
967
00:46:31,540 --> 00:46:32,541
(GASPS)
968
00:46:33,166 --> 00:46:34,960
(GRUNTING AND YELLING)
Ha! Boo-ya!
969
00:46:35,502 --> 00:46:36,753
(SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)
970
00:46:38,839 --> 00:46:39,840
(GASPS)
971
00:46:40,048 --> 00:46:42,009
Huh. Hyah! Hyah!
972
00:46:42,092 --> 00:46:44,303
What's going on?
Bello!
973
00:46:44,386 --> 00:46:45,470
Oh, my goodness!
974
00:46:45,554 --> 00:46:46,847
(BOTH GRUNTING)
975
00:46:46,930 --> 00:46:48,015
Whoa!
Ha-ha! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
976
00:46:48,098 --> 00:46:49,141
THE QUEEN: No!
977
00:46:49,766 --> 00:46:50,767
(GROANS)
978
00:46:50,892 --> 00:46:55,230
Gentlemen do not
steal ladies' crowns!
(GRUNTING)
979
00:46:56,773 --> 00:46:57,941
Huh? Hmm?
980
00:46:58,984 --> 00:47:00,277
(RAPID PANTING)
981
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,611
(SCREAMS)
982
00:47:03,196 --> 00:47:04,948
(GASPING AND GRUNTING)
983
00:47:06,074 --> 00:47:07,576
(HORSE wmwwuzs)
Huh? (GASPS)
984
00:47:07,701 --> 00:47:08,702
(GRUNTS)
985
00:47:08,785 --> 00:47:09,786
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
986
00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:10,871
(SCREAMS)
987
00:47:12,414 --> 00:47:13,832
Oh,no,no,
no,no,no!
988
00:47:14,249 --> 00:47:15,250
(GRUNTS)
989
00:47:18,754 --> 00:47:19,838
THE QUEEN: Oh, dear!
990
00:47:19,921 --> 00:47:20,922
(SCREAMS)
991
00:47:21,006 --> 00:47:22,007
(BOTH SCREAM)
992
00:47:22,090 --> 00:47:23,091
(STRAINING)
993
00:47:25,052 --> 00:47:26,053
(SCREAMS)
994
00:47:26,470 --> 00:47:27,763
Ah! Ahhh!
995
00:47:28,430 --> 00:47:29,639
(BOTH SCREAMING)
996
00:47:32,726 --> 00:47:34,019
Yeah! (LAUGHS)
997
00:47:34,102 --> 00:47:36,521
You Scoundrel!
After them!
Uh-oh.
998
00:47:36,605 --> 00:47:38,190
(TIRES SCREECHING)
999
00:47:38,273 --> 00:47:39,775
(YELLING)
1000
00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:41,985
MAN: Stop the blighter!
1001
00:47:42,069 --> 00:47:43,320
(RAPID PANTING)
1002
00:47:43,862 --> 00:47:45,822
Go on, grab him!
(GASPS)
1003
00:47:46,448 --> 00:47:47,449
Huh?
1004
00:47:48,283 --> 00:47:49,326
(STRAINING)
1005
00:47:50,577 --> 00:47:52,037
(YELLS)
1006
00:47:53,038 --> 00:47:54,289
Huh? Oh.
1007
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,792
(SINGING)
1008
00:47:58,418 --> 00:48:00,128
(GRUNTS)
1009
00:48:02,047 --> 00:48:03,423
Cor, blimey!
1010
00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:07,636
One of England's
most famous myths
has become a reality
1011
00:48:08,512 --> 00:48:10,722
as a new king
has been crowned.
1012
00:48:10,806 --> 00:48:14,017
Bob, who appears to be
a bald, jaundiced child,
1013
00:48:14,101 --> 00:48:16,478
has pulled the famed sword
right from its stone,
1014
00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:19,272
which, legend dictates,
makes him the new king.
1015
00:48:19,356 --> 00:48:22,359
(SPITS) Tiny yellow traitor!
(CUP BREAKS)
1016
00:48:23,819 --> 00:48:24,986
(GROWLS)
1017
00:48:25,612 --> 00:48:27,656
(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1018
00:48:36,206 --> 00:48:38,291
(LAUGHS) England!
1019
00:48:38,375 --> 00:48:40,293
ALL: England! England!
1020
00:48:40,419 --> 00:48:42,712
(CHANTING) England!
England! England!
1021
00:48:42,796 --> 00:48:45,632
(GAGGING) England! England...
1022
00:48:51,513 --> 00:48:53,932
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Ha, ha!
1023
00:48:54,015 --> 00:48:55,100
(GRUNTS)
1024
00:48:55,183 --> 00:48:57,185
(MINIONS SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1025
00:48:58,770 --> 00:49:00,439
(ALL YELLING)
1026
00:49:03,316 --> 00:49:05,193
(SINGING IN MINIONESE)
1027
00:49:08,989 --> 00:49:11,032
(INDISTINCT MUTTERING)
1028
00:49:11,575 --> 00:49:12,742
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1029
00:49:12,826 --> 00:49:14,202
(LAUGHS) Bello!
1030
00:49:14,536 --> 00:49:15,537
Bello!
1031
00:49:15,704 --> 00:49:16,788
Cut!
1032
00:49:17,289 --> 00:49:18,832
(SHUDDERING)
1033
00:49:27,924 --> 00:49:30,010
Hey,Bob.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(MUNCHING)
1034
00:49:30,093 --> 00:49:31,136
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1035
00:49:31,219 --> 00:49:32,220
(ALL LAUGH)
1036
00:49:32,304 --> 00:49:33,305
(YELLS)
1037
00:49:37,601 --> 00:49:39,436
ROYAL ADVISOR:
Hello, King Bob.
Uh...
1038
00:49:39,519 --> 00:49:42,063
Welcome to
Buckingham Palace.
1039
00:49:42,147 --> 00:49:43,273
Uh, no.
1040
00:49:43,899 --> 00:49:46,109
Oh, what's the matter,
Your Majesty?
1041
00:49:46,193 --> 00:49:48,278
Whatever's bothering you,
we can make it right.
1042
00:49:48,361 --> 00:49:49,529
Just name it!
1043
00:49:49,613 --> 00:49:50,614
Oh.
1044
00:49:51,781 --> 00:49:53,700
(CHUCKLING) Buddies!
1045
00:49:54,367 --> 00:49:56,870
Buddies! Buddies!
1046
00:49:58,205 --> 00:50:00,207
Buddies!
(CHUCKLING)
1047
00:50:01,082 --> 00:50:02,959
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1048
00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:04,461
Oh.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1049
00:50:11,510 --> 00:50:12,928
(CLEARS TH ROAT)
1050
00:50:13,470 --> 00:50:15,055
Uh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(FEEDBACK)
1051
00:50:15,138 --> 00:50:16,181
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1052
00:50:16,264 --> 00:50:17,432
(CLEARS TH ROAT)
1053
00:50:18,433 --> 00:50:20,018
King Bob!
1054
00:50:20,101 --> 00:50:21,645
(CHEERING)
1055
00:50:21,728 --> 00:50:22,854
MAN: Long live the king!
1056
00:50:22,938 --> 00:50:24,856
WOMAN: King Bob!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1057
00:50:29,736 --> 00:50:31,112
...Bob... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...King...
1058
00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:32,197
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
1059
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,782
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1060
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,331
(SPUTTERS AND LAUGHS)
(BOTH LAUGH)
1061
00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:42,999
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1062
00:50:44,543 --> 00:50:46,461
So... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1063
00:50:52,676 --> 00:50:54,928
(SINGLE SLOW CLAP)
1064
00:50:58,098 --> 00:50:59,140
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1065
00:50:59,224 --> 00:51:00,642
(SIGHS)
1066
00:51:01,017 --> 00:51:02,018
King Bob!
1067
00:51:02,477 --> 00:51:03,895
(CHEERING)
1068
00:51:10,026 --> 00:51:12,487
Oh... Yeah!
(LAUGHS)
1069
00:51:13,488 --> 00:51:14,990
BUTLERSI King Bob! Wait!
1070
00:51:16,491 --> 00:51:18,326
Wow!
BUTLERS: Whoa! (G RU NT)
1071
00:51:19,995 --> 00:51:21,329
Whoo-hoo!
1072
00:51:22,330 --> 00:51:23,331
(GRUNTS)
1073
00:51:24,332 --> 00:51:25,375
(PANTS)Ohm
1074
00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:26,459
Yee-haw!
1075
00:51:26,543 --> 00:51:27,627
King Bob!
1076
00:51:27,961 --> 00:51:28,920
Hvah!
1077
00:51:29,004 --> 00:51:30,380
(YELLS IN MINIONESE)
1078
00:51:30,839 --> 00:51:32,382
(BATTLE CRY)
1079
00:51:36,886 --> 00:51:38,847
Hmm? Huh! Ah!
1080
00:51:39,681 --> 00:51:41,016
(CHUCKLES)
1081
00:51:44,019 --> 00:51:45,604
(RINGS BELL)
(CHUCKLES)
1082
00:51:45,687 --> 00:51:47,689
Yes, King Bob. Oh.
1083
00:51:48,732 --> 00:51:49,858
(CHUCKLES)
(RINGS BELL)
1084
00:51:49,941 --> 00:51:50,942
King Bob?
1085
00:51:51,735 --> 00:51:52,902
King Bob?
1086
00:51:53,028 --> 00:51:54,321
Ah, Claire.
1087
00:51:54,404 --> 00:51:55,780
Mmm, Tiffany.
1088
00:51:56,197 --> 00:51:58,199
(SPEAKS MINIONESE) Rawr!
1089
00:52:04,956 --> 00:52:06,499
Ball! (GRUNTS)
1090
00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:09,252
How dare you!
(YELLS)
1091
00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:11,504
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
1092
00:52:12,213 --> 00:52:13,465
(PANTING)
1093
00:52:13,548 --> 00:52:14,716
(GROWLS)
1094
00:52:14,966 --> 00:52:15,967
(WHIMPERS)
1095
00:52:16,176 --> 00:52:17,344
Scarlet!
1096
00:52:17,427 --> 00:52:21,181
Don't you "Scarlet" me,
you backstabbing
little traitors!
1097
00:52:21,264 --> 00:52:24,059
Using Herb's invention
to steal my crown?
1098
00:52:24,517 --> 00:52:26,061
(SHUDDERS)
1099
00:52:26,353 --> 00:52:28,647
lfeelused.
Not gonna lie.
1100
00:52:28,730 --> 00:52:34,486
You stole my dream!
I was going to conquer
England someday!
1101
00:52:34,569 --> 00:52:36,488
There was gonna
be a coronation,
1102
00:52:36,571 --> 00:52:39,074
and I was going
to be made Queen.
1103
00:52:39,157 --> 00:52:40,992
Every moment was planned.
1104
00:52:41,076 --> 00:52:44,454
I'd wear a dress so sparkly,
it glowed!
1105
00:52:44,537 --> 00:52:48,792
And everyone who
ever doubted me
would be watching,
1106
00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:51,711
and they would be crying!
1107
00:52:51,795 --> 00:52:55,423
I was going to be
the picture of
elegance and class!
1108
00:52:55,507 --> 00:52:58,218
And you pinheads
screwed it up!
1109
00:52:58,301 --> 00:53:00,136
No,no,no!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1110
00:53:02,055 --> 00:53:05,684
No, no, no, King Bob!
You cannotjust
abdicate the throne!
1111
00:53:05,767 --> 00:53:07,435
Who invited the square?
1112
00:53:07,519 --> 00:53:11,189
And you definitely
cannotjust give
the job to this woman!
1113
00:53:11,272 --> 00:53:12,649
There are laws!
1114
00:53:12,816 --> 00:53:14,818
Boss. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Boss.
1115
00:53:15,568 --> 00:53:17,278
(LAUGHING)
1116
00:53:18,113 --> 00:53:19,114
(CLEARS TH ROAT)
1117
00:53:19,197 --> 00:53:21,408
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Scarlet Popapil!
1118
00:53:21,533 --> 00:53:24,077
(SHOCKED MURMURS)
King Bob has
officially changed the law,
1119
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,870
clearing the way
for Scarlet Overkill
1120
00:53:25,954 --> 00:53:27,831
to be crowned
Queen of England!
1121
00:53:27,914 --> 00:53:31,251
She will be ooronated
at London's historic
Westminster Abbey.
1122
00:53:31,334 --> 00:53:35,213
If I wasn't so polite,
I'd say this spells
certain doom for the oountry,
1123
00:53:35,296 --> 00:53:36,798
if not the world.
1124
00:53:36,881 --> 00:53:39,467
But I'm so very polite
thatlshafl
keep my mouth shut.
1125
00:53:39,551 --> 00:53:40,552
(LAUGHS)
1126
00:53:40,635 --> 00:53:42,971
But, seriously,
we're all in big trouble.
1127
00:53:43,054 --> 00:53:44,764
REPORTERS: Scarlet! Scarlet!
1128
00:53:45,765 --> 00:53:48,226
SCARLET: I don't have time
to answer any questions.
1129
00:53:48,309 --> 00:53:49,978
I just want to
thank the Minions
1130
00:53:50,103 --> 00:53:53,314
for going above and
beyond the call of duty.
1131
00:53:53,398 --> 00:53:56,401
You are three tiny, golden...
(GIGGLES)
1132
00:53:56,484 --> 00:53:58,945
.HpHLshaped
miracle workers,
1133
00:53:59,028 --> 00:54:03,533
and you have stolen
not just England
but my heart.
1134
00:54:03,616 --> 00:54:05,076
REPORTER: Scarlet, over here!
1135
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,495
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1136
00:54:07,579 --> 00:54:08,913
Pardon me?
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1137
00:54:10,665 --> 00:54:11,708
Eh?
1138
00:54:11,791 --> 00:54:15,920
Wow! So many!
Good for you!
1139
00:54:16,004 --> 00:54:17,922
Well, you'll all
get what you deserve.
1140
00:54:18,006 --> 00:54:19,048
(GRUNTS)
1141
00:54:19,132 --> 00:54:20,884
Serve! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...serve!
1142
00:54:20,967 --> 00:54:22,427
(ALL EXCLAIM EXCITEDLY)
1143
00:54:22,510 --> 00:54:23,511
Whoo-hoo!
1144
00:54:23,595 --> 00:54:26,681
(SINGING THEME FROM
THE MONKEES IN MINIONESE)
1145
00:54:34,814 --> 00:54:35,815
(LAUGHS)
1146
00:54:47,786 --> 00:54:48,787
Oh.
1147
00:54:51,039 --> 00:54:52,749
Go ahead, go ahead.
1148
00:54:53,708 --> 00:54:55,376
Uh...
(ALL SHUDDER)
1149
00:54:56,377 --> 00:54:57,670
(KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1150
00:55:01,424 --> 00:55:03,343
Uh...
(DOOR PEEPHOLE OPENS)
1151
00:55:03,426 --> 00:55:06,554
I don't want you to take this
the wrong way, but I hate you.
1152
00:55:07,055 --> 00:55:11,434
I thought I could
get over what you did,
but I feel so betrayed.
1153
00:55:12,310 --> 00:55:16,481
I think...
Yes, I think we're gonna
have to break up.
1154
00:55:16,564 --> 00:55:19,025
And it's not you.
(SOBS)
1155
00:55:19,108 --> 00:55:22,737
Wait, hold on.
it is you. It's 100% you!
1156
00:55:22,821 --> 00:55:24,197
(GASPS) No, no.
1157
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:28,660
So get comfortable, Minions.
Get real, real comfortable.
1158
00:55:28,743 --> 00:55:31,162
Because this is where
you're going to spend
1159
00:55:31,246 --> 00:55:35,250
the rest of your
worthless little lives.
1160
00:55:35,875 --> 00:55:37,836
(WHIMPERING)
1161
00:55:37,919 --> 00:55:40,755
All right!
Let's do this!
1162
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,549
(SPEAKS MINIONESE) Herb!
1163
00:55:42,632 --> 00:55:44,759
Who's this
handsome "Herb" fella?
1164
00:55:44,843 --> 00:55:48,513
No, my name is "Blerb."
I'm a dungeon master.
1165
00:55:49,222 --> 00:55:51,558
Prepare for torture,
which I do!
1166
00:55:51,641 --> 00:55:53,226
(ALL GASP)
(WHIMPERS)
1167
00:55:53,309 --> 00:55:57,730
All right, are we comfy?
Doesn't matter!
This is torture!
1168
00:55:57,814 --> 00:55:59,649
(BOTH SCREAM)
1169
00:56:01,693 --> 00:56:03,194
Huh.
Oh. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1170
00:56:03,278 --> 00:56:04,529
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1171
00:56:04,612 --> 00:56:07,615
Wow! Harder than I thought.
Next machine!
1172
00:56:07,824 --> 00:56:12,579
Oh, welcome to Hang Town!
Population, you!
1173
00:56:12,662 --> 00:56:14,289
(GRUNTS) on.
1174
00:56:14,664 --> 00:56:15,665
(YELPS)
1175
00:56:15,748 --> 00:56:17,667
(MINIONS LAUGH)
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1176
00:56:18,585 --> 00:56:19,586
Whoo-hoo!
1177
00:56:19,669 --> 00:56:22,130
Cut it out! This is
really unprofessional!
1178
00:56:22,213 --> 00:56:24,048
There's no laughing
in the dungeon!
1179
00:56:24,132 --> 00:56:26,676
I wanna see tears and
I wanna hear screams,
1180
00:56:26,759 --> 00:56:28,928
or I'm gonna get... Wait!
1181
00:56:29,012 --> 00:56:31,014
Hey!
Ooh! I've got a groovy idea!
1182
00:56:31,097 --> 00:56:32,098
Ah!
1183
00:56:33,141 --> 00:56:34,142
(MINIONS LAUGH)
1184
00:56:34,225 --> 00:56:36,227
Look at this!
Argh! (LAUGHS)
1185
00:56:36,311 --> 00:56:38,146
(ALL LAUGHING)
1186
00:56:42,692 --> 00:56:45,653
SCARLET: Hello!
Will the future king,
Herb Overkill,
1187
00:56:45,737 --> 00:56:48,156
please come upstairs
to prepare for the coronation?
1188
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:50,533
Well, I hope you learned
your lesson for today.
1189
00:56:50,992 --> 00:56:51,993
(ALL LAUGH)
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1190
00:56:52,076 --> 00:56:56,664
And by the way, it was me,
Herb, the whole time!
1191
00:56:58,750 --> 00:57:01,419
I don't even know
anyone named "Blerb"!
1192
00:57:01,502 --> 00:57:03,296
Uh, Herb...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1193
00:57:03,713 --> 00:57:04,797
(WHIMPERS)
Oh. Huh.
1194
00:57:05,465 --> 00:57:10,595
I am hours away
from becoming
the Queen of England!
1195
00:57:10,678 --> 00:57:12,555
I know!
It's a gas!
(CHUCKLES)
1196
00:57:12,639 --> 00:57:14,557
I will finally
get my crown.
Yeah.
1197
00:57:14,641 --> 00:57:18,061
It's all I've ever wanted.
I'm going to be so happy.
1198
00:57:18,144 --> 00:57:19,145
(LAUGHS)
1199
00:57:19,228 --> 00:57:22,482
But let me ask you
something, Fabrice.
1200
00:57:22,565 --> 00:57:25,526
Does that look
like this to you?
1201
00:57:25,610 --> 00:57:26,611
(LAUGHS)
1202
00:57:27,946 --> 00:57:33,576
Mrs. Overkill,
the hair in that picture,
it's just two wavy lines!
1203
00:57:34,369 --> 00:57:36,412
Oh, so, what,
now you're an art critic?
1204
00:57:36,496 --> 00:57:40,875
I drew that when
I was five years old!
Get out of my sight!
1205
00:57:40,959 --> 00:57:42,460
(GUNSHOTS)
(SCREAMS)
1206
00:57:44,671 --> 00:57:46,130
Bye,Fabflce!
1207
00:57:46,631 --> 00:57:48,758
I liked him. He was fun.
1208
00:57:49,425 --> 00:57:51,386
So, what do you
think of the dress?
1209
00:57:51,469 --> 00:57:57,058
Oh, it's so beautiful.
So fashion-forvvard.
So Valentino.
1210
00:57:57,767 --> 00:58:00,311
Gave it a sweetheart
neckline because
you're my sweetheart.
1211
00:58:00,395 --> 00:58:02,105
The high collar
and cinched waist
1212
00:58:02,188 --> 00:58:04,482
reflect a simpler,
more violent time.
1213
00:58:04,565 --> 00:58:08,111
The material is
a blend of taffeta
and high-density body armor.
1214
00:58:08,194 --> 00:58:09,654
Fully armed and loaded.
1215
00:58:10,905 --> 00:58:13,491
And that glow,
that's nuclear.
1216
00:58:13,574 --> 00:58:15,618
Nice. Just one more
thing to do.
1217
00:58:15,702 --> 00:58:17,704
Gotta look good
for the public.
1218
00:58:17,787 --> 00:58:18,788
Ugh.
1219
00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:20,206
Do you mind?
1220
00:58:20,289 --> 00:58:21,290
My pleasure.
1221
00:58:22,041 --> 00:58:23,042
(HERB GRUNTS)
1222
00:58:23,126 --> 00:58:25,753
Little tighter, sweetie.
Come on, I can take it.
1223
00:58:26,254 --> 00:58:28,381
Little tighter.
(GRUNTING LOUDLY)
1224
00:58:28,464 --> 00:58:30,425
Tighter!
(STRAINING)
1225
00:58:30,508 --> 00:58:33,219
Must have tiny waist.
1226
00:58:33,928 --> 00:58:35,471
Seeing stars, seeing stars!
1227
00:58:35,555 --> 00:58:36,556
(GASPS)
1228
00:58:36,639 --> 00:58:39,434
Losing feeling in
my legs. Perfect!
Tie it, tie it, tie it, tie it.
1229
00:58:39,517 --> 00:58:40,518
(KEVIN SIGHS)
1230
00:58:40,601 --> 00:58:42,270
(KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1231
00:58:42,812 --> 00:58:43,813
Huh?
1232
00:58:44,772 --> 00:58:46,983
Ah. Bob! Stuart!
1233
00:58:47,066 --> 00:58:48,317
BOB: Eh?
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1234
00:58:48,609 --> 00:58:50,945
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1235
00:58:52,572 --> 00:58:53,698
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1236
00:58:53,781 --> 00:58:55,116
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1237
00:58:56,284 --> 00:58:57,452
(CHUCKLES)
1238
00:58:57,535 --> 00:58:59,829
Ooh! Bell0!
(IN SING-SONG VOICE) Ooh-ooh!
1239
00:58:59,912 --> 00:59:01,664
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(SQUEAKING)
1240
00:59:01,748 --> 00:59:03,791
Ah! Oh.
1241
00:59:04,292 --> 00:59:06,044
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Ah.
1242
00:59:06,127 --> 00:59:07,795
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1243
00:59:07,962 --> 00:59:09,297
(ALL GRUNT)
1244
00:59:09,797 --> 00:59:11,674
Huh!
(ORGAN PLAYING)
1245
00:59:11,758 --> 00:59:14,302
(SOBBING AND
BLOWING NOSE)
1246
00:59:14,385 --> 00:59:15,887
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1247
00:59:15,970 --> 00:59:17,013
(GRUNTS AND GASPS)
1248
00:59:17,096 --> 00:59:18,097
Ah.
1249
00:59:18,681 --> 00:59:21,309
(BOTH SPEAK MINIONESE)
1250
00:59:21,517 --> 00:59:24,395
Eh, eh, Kevin...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Sc:arlet.
1251
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:25,521
(GRUNTS)
1252
00:59:25,605 --> 00:59:26,647
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1253
00:59:26,981 --> 00:59:28,649
Ah!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1254
00:59:30,985 --> 00:59:33,404
"Porry Scarlet."
1255
00:59:33,988 --> 00:59:34,989
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1256
00:59:35,281 --> 00:59:37,742
He, he!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Boss.
1257
00:59:37,825 --> 00:59:39,035
(GRUNTS)
(SQUEAKS)
1258
00:59:39,118 --> 00:59:40,119
on. (GIGGLES)
1259
00:59:40,203 --> 00:59:41,496
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1260
00:59:41,996 --> 00:59:43,414
Ah, okay!
1261
00:59:43,498 --> 00:59:44,624
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1262
00:59:44,707 --> 00:59:45,708
(CHUCKLES)
1263
00:59:45,792 --> 00:59:47,168
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1264
00:59:49,045 --> 00:59:50,046
Huh?
1265
00:59:50,129 --> 00:59:51,130
(ALL GRUNT)
1266
00:59:54,175 --> 00:59:55,343
(MINIONS SCREAM)
1267
01:00:03,768 --> 01:00:05,436
I love you, Scarlet!
1268
01:00:05,978 --> 01:00:09,357
Queen wave, queen wave!
Queen waving!
1269
01:00:13,528 --> 01:00:15,822
(APPLAUSE)
1270
01:00:18,407 --> 01:00:21,369
I am so, so excited!
This is perfect!
(eneeuwe)
1271
01:00:21,452 --> 01:00:23,454
Everyone looks so nice!
1272
01:00:23,538 --> 01:00:27,083
Oh! Oh, you are just adorable!
1273
01:00:28,876 --> 01:00:29,919
Oh, yes!
1274
01:00:30,002 --> 01:00:31,546
(ORGAN PLAYING)
And that music, oh!
1275
01:00:32,505 --> 01:00:36,926
Who is that organist?
She is good! Right?
She looks like an Edna.
1276
01:00:37,009 --> 01:00:40,680
Edna, you are very good!
Who was that? Whoa!
1277
01:00:41,222 --> 01:00:42,807
(GIGGLES)
1278
01:00:43,516 --> 01:00:46,727
Thanks for doing this,
padre. Big fan.
Uh-huh.
1279
01:00:46,811 --> 01:00:50,481
Come here,
let me squeeze you!
Oh, you are so squishy!
1280
01:00:50,565 --> 01:00:52,191
(KEVIN GRUNTING)
1281
01:00:52,567 --> 01:00:53,568
(SIGHS)
1282
01:00:53,901 --> 01:00:55,153
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Scarlet.
1283
01:00:55,236 --> 01:00:57,321
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Go, go, Go!
1284
01:00:57,822 --> 01:00:59,198
(GROANS)
1285
01:01:03,452 --> 01:01:04,662
(KEVIN GRUNTING)
1286
01:01:06,414 --> 01:01:08,082
(FRUSTRATED GRU NT)
(CHUCKLES AND
SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1287
01:01:09,917 --> 01:01:11,377
Ouch! Ouch!
1288
01:01:11,669 --> 01:01:13,004
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1289
01:01:13,713 --> 01:01:15,464
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1290
01:01:15,548 --> 01:01:16,841
KEVIN: (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...sayonara!
1291
01:01:16,924 --> 01:01:17,925
(GROANS)
1292
01:01:18,009 --> 01:01:20,553
Ciao...
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1293
01:01:20,636 --> 01:01:23,097
(SINGS AULD LANG SYNE
IN MINIONESE)
1294
01:01:32,064 --> 01:01:33,441
(KEVIN SPEAKS
MINIONESE)
Bob...
1295
01:01:33,524 --> 01:01:34,817
(BOB YELLING)
KEVIN: Stuart!
1296
01:01:34,901 --> 01:01:36,736
(GRUNTS AND SPEAKS
IN MINIONESE)
1297
01:01:38,529 --> 01:01:39,822
(GRUNTING)
1298
01:01:44,118 --> 01:01:45,661
Aww! Oo-ooh!
1299
01:01:46,454 --> 01:01:47,747
(SIGHS)
(GRUNTING)
1300
01:01:47,788 --> 01:01:49,749
Okay!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(GROANING)
1301
01:01:49,832 --> 01:01:51,792
(GRUNTS)
1302
01:01:53,002 --> 01:01:54,003
Oh! Beh...
1303
01:01:54,670 --> 01:01:56,505
ARCHBISHOP:
Will you to your power
1304
01:01:56,631 --> 01:01:58,716
cause law
andjusficeu.
(GASPS)
1305
01:01:58,799 --> 01:02:00,218
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Popapil!
1306
01:02:00,301 --> 01:02:02,345
(GRUNTING AND BLOWING)
1307
01:02:02,428 --> 01:02:03,429
Oh!
Ah...
1308
01:02:04,305 --> 01:02:05,765
Hmm?Ah“
1309
01:02:05,848 --> 01:02:06,849
(CRIES)
1310
01:02:06,933 --> 01:02:08,476
Huh? Uh... Uh...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1311
01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:09,560
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1312
01:02:11,687 --> 01:02:13,397
Stopa!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1313
01:02:13,481 --> 01:02:14,440
(GRUNTING)
1314
01:02:14,523 --> 01:02:16,025
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Bah!
1315
01:02:16,108 --> 01:02:17,735
(BOTH YELLING)
1316
01:02:18,194 --> 01:02:19,904
(BOTH SPEAK MINIONESE
AND YELLING)
1317
01:02:19,987 --> 01:02:21,697
ARCHBISHOP: In mercy...
1318
01:02:24,492 --> 01:02:25,826
No,no,no!
1319
01:02:27,119 --> 01:02:29,664
ARCHBISHOP:
Do you, Scarlet Overkill...
1320
01:02:29,747 --> 01:02:31,082
(BOTH PANTING)
1321
01:02:32,750 --> 01:02:33,960
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1322
01:02:37,630 --> 01:02:38,756
(SPEAKS MINIONESE
AND CHUCKLING)
1323
01:02:38,839 --> 01:02:40,258
Yeah!
1324
01:02:40,341 --> 01:02:41,801
Huh? Oh?
1325
01:02:41,884 --> 01:02:43,052
No!
1326
01:02:43,135 --> 01:02:45,972
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1327
01:02:46,055 --> 01:02:47,682
Uh, mmm...
1328
01:02:49,016 --> 01:02:50,726
(GRUNTS)
1329
01:02:53,938 --> 01:02:54,939
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1330
01:02:58,234 --> 01:03:00,736
(SPEAKS IVIINICDNESE)
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Bob.
1331
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:02,863
(GRUNTING)
1332
01:03:03,572 --> 01:03:05,157
(BOB SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1333
01:03:05,241 --> 01:03:08,577
ARCHBISHOP: I proclaim thee,
Scarlet Overkill,
1334
01:03:08,661 --> 01:03:10,830
the Queen of England!
Oh! Huh?
1335
01:03:12,248 --> 01:03:13,374
(GRUNTING)
1336
01:03:14,417 --> 01:03:15,459
Kevin!
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
1337
01:03:15,543 --> 01:03:16,544
Huh?
1338
01:03:18,879 --> 01:03:19,880
(GROWLS)
1339
01:03:20,214 --> 01:03:21,590
(PEOPLE GASPING)
1340
01:03:22,842 --> 01:03:25,511
Scarlet! Scarlet,
my queen?
1341
01:03:25,594 --> 01:03:27,346
Somebody help me!
1342
01:03:29,390 --> 01:03:33,644
Come on, come on!
Lift on two. One, two!
1343
01:03:34,186 --> 01:03:35,730
One, two!
1344
01:03:35,813 --> 01:03:37,398
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1345
01:03:37,481 --> 01:03:38,816
(RUMBLING)
Huh?
1346
01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:41,110
(PEOPLE GASPING)
1347
01:03:47,158 --> 01:03:48,784
Scarlet! You're okay!
1348
01:03:49,327 --> 01:03:51,495
He tried to kill me!
1349
01:03:51,579 --> 01:03:53,372
Uh, no...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1350
01:03:53,456 --> 01:03:59,170
Villains, this is no
longer a coronation!
It is an execution!
1351
01:03:59,253 --> 01:04:00,796
Get them!
(VILLAINS YELLING)
1352
01:04:01,630 --> 01:04:02,673
(SCREAMING)
1353
01:04:05,301 --> 01:04:08,262
Whoa, Nelly!
Run, fellas, run!
1354
01:04:13,893 --> 01:04:15,686
VILLAIN 1:
Come back here, you!
1355
01:04:15,770 --> 01:04:16,771
(PANTING)
1356
01:04:19,273 --> 01:04:20,274
Ah!
1357
01:04:20,733 --> 01:04:21,734
(ROAR5)
1358
01:04:24,278 --> 01:04:25,780
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(YELLING)
1359
01:04:26,572 --> 01:04:27,573
(SHUDDERING)
1360
01:04:27,615 --> 01:04:29,325
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
Uh?
1361
01:04:29,408 --> 01:04:31,994
(PANICKED CHATTER
IN MINIONESE)
1362
01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:35,081
(PANICKED YELLING)
1363
01:04:37,458 --> 01:04:38,959
(SINISTER YELL)
1364
01:04:39,043 --> 01:04:40,044
Hvah!
1365
01:04:48,135 --> 01:04:49,095
(PANTING)
1366
01:04:49,178 --> 01:04:50,179
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1367
01:04:50,262 --> 01:04:51,263
Aah!
1368
01:04:52,598 --> 01:04:53,599
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1369
01:04:53,682 --> 01:04:54,683
You're mine!
1370
01:04:54,767 --> 01:04:56,018
Stuart, Bob! Uh...
1371
01:04:58,062 --> 01:05:00,648
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1372
01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:01,941
(MANIACAL LAUGHING)
1373
01:05:08,906 --> 01:05:09,907
Oops!
1374
01:05:10,491 --> 01:05:11,492
(YELLING)
1375
01:05:13,911 --> 01:05:14,912
Oh!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1376
01:05:14,995 --> 01:05:16,622
Hey! I got one!
1377
01:05:22,294 --> 01:05:24,213
(YELLING)
1378
01:05:25,923 --> 01:05:26,924
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1379
01:05:27,258 --> 01:05:28,259
(LAUGHING)
1380
01:05:36,934 --> 01:05:37,935
Tim!
1381
01:05:38,978 --> 01:05:39,937
(SIGHS)
1382
01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:41,021
(GURGLES)
Huh?
1383
01:05:41,689 --> 01:05:45,359
Oh? AWW! Oh!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1384
01:05:45,443 --> 01:05:46,610
(CHUCKLES)
Uh? Eh?
1385
01:05:46,694 --> 01:05:47,820
(GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
1386
01:05:50,489 --> 01:05:51,490
Tim!
1387
01:05:57,037 --> 01:05:58,497
Stuart! Bob!
1388
01:05:58,581 --> 01:05:59,582
(SIGHS)
1389
01:05:59,665 --> 01:06:01,250
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1390
01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:02,668
Buddies!
1391
01:06:06,088 --> 01:06:07,673
MALE VOICE: (OVER SPEAKERS)
Mind the gap.
1392
01:06:09,675 --> 01:06:11,093
Mind the gap.
1393
01:06:11,177 --> 01:06:12,845
(MINIONS CHEERING
AND CHUCKLING)
1394
01:06:12,928 --> 01:06:15,264
Mind the gap!
Mind the gap! Mind the gap!
1395
01:06:15,347 --> 01:06:16,891
Mind the gap.
1396
01:06:16,974 --> 01:06:18,225
Mind the gap!
1397
01:06:19,894 --> 01:06:21,145
VILLAIN 2: He won't get away!
1398
01:06:21,228 --> 01:06:22,438
VILLAIN 3:
He won't escape us!
1399
01:06:23,731 --> 01:06:25,107
(ROWDY CLAMOR)
1400
01:06:25,608 --> 01:06:26,609
(GROWLS)
1401
01:06:27,485 --> 01:06:28,736
(QUEEN LAUGHING)
Huh?
1402
01:06:29,904 --> 01:06:30,988
What about this one?
1403
01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:34,408
Why did the queen
go to the dentist?
(STRAINING)
1404
01:06:34,992 --> 01:06:37,119
To get her teeth crowned.
1405
01:06:37,203 --> 01:06:39,455
(LAUGHTER)
Heh! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1406
01:06:39,538 --> 01:06:41,707
Tell us another one, Lizzy!
1407
01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:42,791
KEVIN: Uh, uh...
1408
01:06:42,875 --> 01:06:44,460
Bello!
(SIGHS) Oh!
1409
01:06:44,543 --> 01:06:45,711
It's you.
1410
01:06:45,794 --> 01:06:48,506
Everyone, this is one
of the little fellows
1411
01:06:48,589 --> 01:06:51,175
who stole
the monarchy from me.
1412
01:06:51,258 --> 01:06:53,677
And how's that
working out for you?
1413
01:06:53,761 --> 01:06:55,930
Uh, Scarlet...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1414
01:06:56,013 --> 01:06:58,807
Oh, yes, yes, I saw what
was going on on the telly.
1415
01:06:58,891 --> 01:07:00,017
Uh, telly?
1416
01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:01,852
What was meant to
be the coronation of
1417
01:07:01,936 --> 01:07:04,813
Scarlet Overkill has
gone terribly wrong as...
1418
01:07:04,897 --> 01:07:06,023
SCARLET: Move!
1419
01:07:06,106 --> 01:07:07,566
(GROWLING)
1420
01:07:07,650 --> 01:07:11,195
Kevin, Kevin,
I know you're out there.
1421
01:07:11,278 --> 01:07:15,282
You think you've gotten away?
Well, what do we have here?
1422
01:07:15,366 --> 01:07:16,367
Bello!
1423
01:07:16,450 --> 01:07:18,244
Oh, my goodness!
Bob'? Stuart'?
1424
01:07:18,327 --> 01:07:20,704
Which one shall I kill first?
1425
01:07:20,788 --> 01:07:23,582
Little Bob? Stuart?
1426
01:07:23,666 --> 01:07:26,252
Bob! Stuart!
1427
01:07:26,877 --> 01:07:31,173
I will do it, Kevin,
if you are not
back here by dawn!
1428
01:07:31,882 --> 01:07:32,925
Oh, my!
1429
01:07:33,008 --> 01:07:34,009
(GASPS) NQ!
1430
01:07:34,093 --> 01:07:35,886
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...buddies!
1431
01:07:35,970 --> 01:07:37,221
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Scarlet.
1432
01:07:37,304 --> 01:07:38,973
(GRUNTING)
1433
01:07:40,933 --> 01:07:41,892
(GASPS)
1434
01:07:41,976 --> 01:07:44,186
(GRUNTING AND YELLING)
1435
01:07:45,145 --> 01:07:46,146
(SIGHS)
1436
01:07:51,944 --> 01:07:53,487
(SINISTER LAUGH)
1437
01:07:53,571 --> 01:07:55,155
There he is!
1438
01:07:55,906 --> 01:07:57,283
(GRUNTING)
1439
01:08:03,956 --> 01:08:05,082
Follow me!
1440
01:08:05,165 --> 01:08:06,375
(ALL CLAMORING)
1441
01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:07,585
Ah! Ha-haa!
1442
01:08:09,837 --> 01:08:11,255
(LAUGHS)
1443
01:08:11,338 --> 01:08:13,340
Who the man, eh?
(LAUGHS)
1444
01:08:13,799 --> 01:08:15,259
Uh... Oh!
1445
01:08:15,342 --> 01:08:16,552
(DISTANT THUDDING)
Oh.
1446
01:08:16,635 --> 01:08:17,970
(YELLING)
1447
01:08:18,053 --> 01:08:20,264
Harder! It's just my head.
1448
01:08:20,598 --> 01:08:21,599
(SPITS)
1449
01:08:21,682 --> 01:08:23,350
Oh, no!
(PANICKED GRUNTING)
1450
01:08:23,434 --> 01:08:24,810
DUMO THE SUMO:
This way! Let's get him!
1451
01:08:24,893 --> 01:08:26,228
VILLAIN 2: Go, go, go!
1452
01:08:26,312 --> 01:08:27,605
(PANICKED GRUNTING)
1453
01:08:27,688 --> 01:08:29,356
(ROARS)
(KEVIN YELLING)
1454
01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:32,192
No! (YELLS IN MINIONESE)
1455
01:08:36,947 --> 01:08:37,948
(NERVOUS GRUNTING
AND MOANING)
1456
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,411
(ALARM BLARING)
Huh?
1457
01:08:42,494 --> 01:08:43,495
(SCREAMS)
1458
01:08:48,584 --> 01:08:50,044
(CRIES)
1459
01:08:50,544 --> 01:08:51,629
Oh.
1460
01:08:51,712 --> 01:08:52,671
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
1461
01:08:52,755 --> 01:08:54,173
(BLOWS) Huh?
1462
01:08:54,423 --> 01:08:56,759
FEMALE VOICE:
Ultimate weapon initiated.
(SCREAMING)
1463
01:08:56,842 --> 01:09:01,180
Activation in three, two, one.
1464
01:09:04,099 --> 01:09:05,517
(VILLAINS GASPING)
1465
01:09:30,459 --> 01:09:31,919
(ECHOING) BellO.
1466
01:09:32,002 --> 01:09:33,671
(VILLAINS SCREAMING)
1467
01:09:36,340 --> 01:09:38,425
Huh? (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...buddies!
1468
01:09:39,593 --> 01:09:41,220
(MUFFLED MUMBLING)
1469
01:09:41,303 --> 01:09:43,222
SCARLET:
This is it, boys!
1470
01:09:43,305 --> 01:09:45,599
Things do not
look good for you.
1471
01:09:45,724 --> 01:09:47,267
Oh, and I'm keeping
the bear.
1472
01:09:47,351 --> 01:09:48,811
(MUFFLED GASPS) Tim!
1473
01:09:48,894 --> 01:09:51,313
You're not gonna need him
where you're going.
1474
01:09:51,397 --> 01:09:52,606
(WHISPERING) Heaven.
1475
01:09:54,108 --> 01:09:55,901
(GROWLING)
1476
01:09:56,610 --> 01:09:57,611
(BIRD SQUAWKING)
1477
01:09:57,695 --> 01:09:59,238
Huh? Uh... Aah!
1478
01:09:59,321 --> 01:10:01,782
Shoosh,shoosh,
shoosh,shoosh!Oh!
1479
01:10:01,865 --> 01:10:03,492
Huh? Ah!
1480
01:10:03,575 --> 01:10:06,120
(GRUNTING)
1481
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,708
Bye-bye. Say bye-bye,
Bob. Bye-bye!
1482
01:10:10,791 --> 01:10:13,001
(MUFFLED WHIMPERING)
1483
01:10:13,085 --> 01:10:14,086
(sesame)
1484
01:10:26,974 --> 01:10:28,142
(SCREAMING)
1485
01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:33,439
(CHUCKUNG)
1486
01:10:36,150 --> 01:10:38,819
(BOTH STRAINING AND MUMBLING)
1487
01:10:39,987 --> 01:10:41,071
(CHUCKLES)
1488
01:10:41,155 --> 01:10:42,448
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1489
01:10:42,531 --> 01:10:44,241
(BOTH CHEERING)
1490
01:10:44,324 --> 01:10:47,411
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Huh?
1491
01:10:48,620 --> 01:10:49,997
Oh, whoa!
1492
01:10:50,748 --> 01:10:52,750
Wait, what? HOW did he...
1493
01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:54,918
(GROWLS) Hold my bear.
1494
01:10:55,002 --> 01:10:56,879
(BOTH YELLING)
1495
01:10:57,171 --> 01:10:58,172
Huh?
1496
01:11:09,516 --> 01:11:10,726
(BOTH YELLING)
1497
01:11:13,312 --> 01:11:14,855
(WHISTLING)
1498
01:11:14,938 --> 01:11:17,191
(CHUCKLES AND
SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1499
01:11:19,777 --> 01:11:21,445
Yippee! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Kevin!
1500
01:11:21,528 --> 01:11:22,821
(GASPS AND SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1501
01:11:22,905 --> 01:11:24,198
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1502
01:11:24,281 --> 01:11:25,783
So, that's your plan?
1503
01:11:25,866 --> 01:11:28,118
Make yourself a bigger target?
1504
01:11:28,202 --> 01:11:29,203
(LAUGHS)
1505
01:11:29,286 --> 01:11:31,163
(YELLS)
1506
01:11:31,288 --> 01:11:33,457
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHATTERING QUIETLY
IN IVIINIONESE)
1507
01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:35,584
(KEVIN WAILS IN MINIONESE)
Huh?
1508
01:11:35,667 --> 01:11:37,628
K-K-Kevin? Hey!
1509
01:11:37,711 --> 01:11:39,296
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Kevin!
1510
01:11:39,379 --> 01:11:42,257
(EXCITED CHATTER IN MINIONESE)
1511
01:11:42,341 --> 01:11:44,301
(SCARLET SCREAMING)
1512
01:11:44,384 --> 01:11:45,344
Whoa!
1513
01:11:45,427 --> 01:11:46,970
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1514
01:11:53,894 --> 01:11:55,687
(SHUDDERING WHIMPERS)
1515
01:11:57,564 --> 01:11:59,817
(SPEAKS MINIONESE) OW!
1516
01:12:03,946 --> 01:12:05,113
And so help me,
1517
01:12:05,197 --> 01:12:07,407
I never wanna
see another one of
1518
01:12:07,491 --> 01:12:09,785
your goofy, bug-eyed
faces ever again!
1519
01:12:09,868 --> 01:12:11,745
MINIONS: (CHANTING)
Scarlet! Scarlet! Scarlet!
What?
1520
01:12:13,247 --> 01:12:15,457
Oh, you've gotta
be kidding me!
1521
01:12:16,708 --> 01:12:17,918
(ALL SCREAMING)
1522
01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:19,670
Oh no, you don't!
1523
01:12:23,423 --> 01:12:24,424
Whoa!
1524
01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:30,848
And just for the record,
my little deviled eggs,
1525
01:12:30,931 --> 01:12:34,268
you oan thank Kevin
for what I'm
about to do to you!
1526
01:12:35,936 --> 01:12:37,521
Ow! Ow!
1527
01:12:41,692 --> 01:12:42,693
(SLURPING)
1528
01:12:42,776 --> 01:12:44,611
(ALL CHEERING)
Bob! Stuart!
Buddies!
1529
01:12:46,071 --> 01:12:47,114
Tony! (LAUGHS)
1530
01:12:47,197 --> 01:12:48,448
Tom!
1531
01:12:48,532 --> 01:12:50,450
(SPEAKS MINIONESE) Chris!
1532
01:12:50,534 --> 01:12:52,035
You the man!
1533
01:12:52,119 --> 01:12:56,123
(LAUGHS) Buddies! Mazeltov.
1534
01:13:01,545 --> 01:13:02,588
(CHOKES)
1535
01:13:06,592 --> 01:13:07,801
Ugh! EW!
1536
01:13:08,594 --> 01:13:10,679
Ooh! Aah! Kevin! Kevin!
1537
01:13:11,805 --> 01:13:16,059
Enough! This ends now!
1538
01:13:27,404 --> 01:13:28,405
(GRUNTING)
1539
01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:45,088
Kevin!
1540
01:13:45,172 --> 01:13:48,800
(LAUGHS) You imbecile!
Have fun exploding!
1541
01:13:48,884 --> 01:13:50,010
Baby!
1542
01:13:50,969 --> 01:13:52,220
What's the rush?
1543
01:13:52,304 --> 01:13:53,472
Got to get out of here!
1544
01:13:54,765 --> 01:13:57,434
Let us go!
1545
01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:07,235
No,no,no,no!
1546
01:14:14,993 --> 01:14:18,288
(STUTTERING) Kevin!
1547
01:14:20,248 --> 01:14:21,291
(BOB CRYING)
1548
01:14:21,375 --> 01:14:23,752
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1549
01:14:23,835 --> 01:14:27,756
(sesame)
1550
01:14:31,927 --> 01:14:33,679
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(GASPS)
1551
01:14:33,762 --> 01:14:35,847
(SPEAKS MINIONESE
ANDLAUGHS)
1552
01:14:36,932 --> 01:14:38,600
(sesame)
1553
01:14:38,684 --> 01:14:41,269
Kevin...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1554
01:14:43,647 --> 01:14:45,482
(MINIONS HUMMING TAPS)
1555
01:14:48,902 --> 01:14:50,988
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1556
01:14:51,238 --> 01:14:53,240
(ALL HUMMING)
1557
01:14:57,411 --> 01:14:58,996
(SCREAMING)
1558
01:14:59,079 --> 01:15:00,998
Huh? (EXCITED SPUTTERING)
1559
01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:08,463
(CHEERING)
1560
01:15:21,893 --> 01:15:23,311
Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo!
1561
01:15:23,395 --> 01:15:24,688
(PANICKED GRUNTING
AND YELLING)
1562
01:15:25,856 --> 01:15:26,857
ALL: Ooh!
1563
01:15:27,983 --> 01:15:29,818
(MINIONS CHEERING)
1564
01:15:29,901 --> 01:15:32,362
(PAINED CHEERING)
1565
01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:46,543
Stuart?
Hmm.
1566
01:15:46,626 --> 01:15:48,045
Bob?
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1567
01:15:50,881 --> 01:15:51,882
Okay.
1568
01:15:51,965 --> 01:15:54,384
(INHALES DEEPLY AND
SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1569
01:15:55,427 --> 01:15:57,804
(CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
1570
01:16:05,812 --> 01:16:12,235
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are here today
to celebrate the Minions!
1571
01:16:12,319 --> 01:16:13,779
(CHEERING)
1572
01:16:13,862 --> 01:16:15,447
(CHEERS)
1573
01:16:15,530 --> 01:16:17,491
(BARKS)
Huh! (RETCHES)
1574
01:16:18,283 --> 01:16:21,828
The country owes you
a great debt of gratitude.
1575
01:16:22,662 --> 01:16:27,667
Bob, you were
a wise and noble king
for all of eight hours.
1576
01:16:28,293 --> 01:16:33,673
So for you,
I offer this tiny crown
for your teddy bear, Tim.
1577
01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:35,342
(GIGGLES)
1578
01:16:35,425 --> 01:16:37,928
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1579
01:16:38,011 --> 01:16:39,387
Oh, very good, Bob!
1580
01:16:40,180 --> 01:16:41,264
(sesame)
1581
01:16:41,348 --> 01:16:43,433
Oh, spectacular!
1582
01:16:43,517 --> 01:16:46,436
I'm so proud
of you boys!
1583
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:49,314
Oh, Stuart.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1584
01:16:49,397 --> 01:16:54,945
For you,
I have this beautiful,
super-duper, incredible...
1585
01:16:55,028 --> 01:16:57,489
Ah!
...snow globe!
1586
01:16:57,572 --> 01:16:59,449
Eh? Poglobe?
Uh, ze...
1587
01:16:59,533 --> 01:17:02,786
And look, look,
hours of excitement!
1588
01:17:03,537 --> 01:17:04,913
Oh, uh...
1589
01:17:04,996 --> 01:17:07,791
Yippee.
Uh, eh, gracias.
1590
01:17:07,874 --> 01:17:10,418
(SNORTS AND LAUGHS)
1591
01:17:10,502 --> 01:17:13,505
Stuart, we're just
messing with you!
1592
01:17:14,422 --> 01:17:17,592
Don't be mad at me,
it was Kevin's idea.
1593
01:17:17,676 --> 01:17:19,678
Kevin!
(LAUGHING)
1594
01:17:19,761 --> 01:17:22,722
THE QUEEN: We have a much
better surprise for you!
1595
01:17:22,848 --> 01:17:25,392
(GASPS)
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...super mega ukulele!
1596
01:17:25,475 --> 01:17:27,686
Uh... WOW!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1597
01:17:27,936 --> 01:17:29,896
(PLAYING NOTES)
1598
01:17:31,231 --> 01:17:33,483
(DISTORTED GUITAR RIFFS)
1599
01:17:38,238 --> 01:17:39,573
(CHEERING)
1600
01:17:44,744 --> 01:17:46,580
(SCREAMING)
1601
01:17:55,839 --> 01:17:57,382
(GASPS)
1602
01:17:58,592 --> 01:18:01,344
(STUART SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...poglobe.
1603
01:18:02,429 --> 01:18:03,680
Thank you.
1604
01:18:04,431 --> 01:18:06,349
Right. Uh...
1605
01:18:06,433 --> 01:18:08,560
And finally, Kevin!
1606
01:18:09,519 --> 01:18:10,812
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1607
01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:14,983
You are a hero of
the highest order.
1608
01:18:15,066 --> 01:18:19,279
For your bravery and valor,
lam knighting you.
1609
01:18:20,030 --> 01:18:23,325
From here on out,
you are Sir Kevin.
1610
01:18:24,284 --> 01:18:25,493
Well done.
1611
01:18:29,331 --> 01:18:31,458
(ECSTATIC CHEERING)
1612
01:18:35,629 --> 01:18:37,839
MALE NARRATOR:
What a beautiful moment!
1613
01:18:37,964 --> 01:18:40,425
Kumbaya!
Kumbaya!
1614
01:18:40,508 --> 01:18:45,555
The nation, nay,
the world was celebrating
Kevin, Stuart and Bob.
1615
01:18:45,639 --> 01:18:48,975
The last few
thousand years were rough,
no question,
1616
01:18:49,059 --> 01:18:52,646
but things were
finally going their way!
1617
01:18:53,146 --> 01:18:55,941
Kevin had never
been more proud.
1618
01:18:56,775 --> 01:18:58,693
But something was missing.
1619
01:18:59,236 --> 01:19:01,905
Yes, good show, good show!
1620
01:19:01,988 --> 01:19:03,031
(GASPS)
1621
01:19:03,114 --> 01:19:05,617
My crown is gone! It's gone!
1622
01:19:06,159 --> 01:19:07,118
Blimey!
1623
01:19:07,202 --> 01:19:09,037
She's lost the crown!
Oh, my days!
1624
01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:10,121
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1625
01:19:12,165 --> 01:19:13,792
(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
1626
01:19:13,875 --> 01:19:14,960
Scarlet?
1627
01:19:15,043 --> 01:19:18,421
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Scarlet! Hey!
1628
01:19:18,505 --> 01:19:20,590
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Scarlet! Hey!
1629
01:19:20,674 --> 01:19:24,469
They took everything from me!
My castle! My reputation!
1630
01:19:24,552 --> 01:19:27,305
Things look bleak,
baby, I'm not gonna lie!
1631
01:19:27,389 --> 01:19:30,600
But now at least
I have my crown!
1632
01:19:30,684 --> 01:19:32,519
(CROWD GASPING)
1633
01:19:43,488 --> 01:19:45,323
(GRUNTING)
1634
01:19:45,407 --> 01:19:47,534
(MUFFLED) Child,
give me that back.
1635
01:19:48,201 --> 01:19:51,413
No, I don't think so!
1636
01:19:51,496 --> 01:19:54,791
You have no idea who
you're messing with!
1637
01:19:54,874 --> 01:19:57,711
I am the greatest
super-villain of all time!
1638
01:19:57,794 --> 01:19:59,379
(CHUCKLES) on!
1639
01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:00,797
Were you?
1640
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:02,716
(CHUCKLES)
1641
01:20:03,258 --> 01:20:05,093
(STUTTERING)
1642
01:20:08,888 --> 01:20:10,890
B-- B-- Buddies...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1643
01:20:22,027 --> 01:20:23,653
Ah!
1644
01:20:28,742 --> 01:20:31,953
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
.HBoss!Ha,ha!
1645
01:20:32,037 --> 01:20:35,290
Get back!
Are you really going to
allow that little penguin
1646
01:20:35,373 --> 01:20:38,168
to make off with my crown?
1647
01:20:40,253 --> 01:20:41,463
Herb.
1648
01:20:42,172 --> 01:20:43,798
I'm done.
1649
01:20:44,591 --> 01:20:46,259
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1650
01:20:48,178 --> 01:20:49,304
For me?
1651
01:20:50,889 --> 01:20:52,432
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1652
01:20:53,016 --> 01:20:54,017
Bye-bye!
1653
01:20:54,768 --> 01:20:56,227
Big boss!
1654
01:20:56,311 --> 01:20:58,271
(MINIONS CHEERING)
1655
01:20:58,355 --> 01:21:02,984
MALE NARRATOR:
And that is how the Minions
found their new boss.
1656
01:21:03,068 --> 01:21:06,613
He was cunning,
he was evil, he was perfect.
1657
01:21:06,696 --> 01:21:10,492
He was despicable.
1658
01:21:10,575 --> 01:21:11,785
(SINISTER LAUGHTER)
1659
01:21:30,303 --> 01:21:31,304
(SHOOING)
1660
01:21:31,805 --> 01:21:33,306
(IMITATING)
1661
01:21:51,699 --> 01:21:52,700
Huh?
1662
01:21:53,660 --> 01:21:54,619
Banana!
Banana!
1663
01:21:54,702 --> 01:21:55,703
Banana!
1664
01:21:57,372 --> 01:21:59,833
(MINIONS CHATTERING)
Banana!Banana!Banana!
1665
01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:02,001
(SCREAMING)
1666
01:22:05,922 --> 01:22:06,923
(YELPS)
1667
01:22:08,174 --> 01:22:09,175
Banana!
1668
01:22:20,895 --> 01:22:22,230
(GRUNTING)
1669
01:22:24,899 --> 01:22:26,484
(LAUGHING)
1670
01:22:44,002 --> 01:22:45,003
(HUSHING)
1671
01:22:49,507 --> 01:22:50,800
(GROWLING)
1672
01:22:53,845 --> 01:22:57,348
Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!
1673
01:23:10,904 --> 01:23:12,489
(LAUGHTER)
1674
01:23:32,175 --> 01:23:33,676
ALL: Gru! Gru! Gru!
1675
01:23:41,434 --> 01:23:43,353
GYM!
1676
01:23:43,436 --> 01:23:45,563
GYM!
1677
01:23:51,110 --> 01:23:52,529
(GIGGLING)
1678
01:28:25,676 --> 01:28:27,720
(PLAYING ROCK MUSIC)
1679
01:28:30,097 --> 01:28:31,724
(SHOUTING)
1680
01:28:33,309 --> 01:28:35,603
(SINGING REVOLUTION
IN MINIONESE)
1681
01:28:42,735 --> 01:28:44,695
Bob...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1682
01:29:55,516 --> 01:29:57,602
Hey! Come back here!
1683
01:30:30,885 --> 01:30:31,886
(GROWLING)
1684
01:30:39,435 --> 01:30:41,437
(ROARING)
1685
01:30:44,065 --> 01:30:45,441
Freeze ray!
(GUN CLICKS)
1686
01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:50,321
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)