1 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,623 I love you so much. 2 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:22,299 I love you too. 3 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,095 We'll take it. 4 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,857 One, two, three. 5 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:23,060 - Push. - But, Dad, I'm out of breath. 6 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:25,103 Yeah, well, I told you not to smoke. 7 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,738 I thought you just meant crack. 8 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,524 No, I meant cigarettes too. 9 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,656 At your age, you should just be vaping. 10 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,703 - Push. - Where's Mum? 11 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:37,492 - She's still in the furniture store. - Hey, Dad, let's put it in here. 12 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:40,457 No. That is me brother's room. 13 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:43,213 But, Dad, he's been missing for 28 years. 14 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:45,295 We need the room. There's nine of us. 15 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:48,381 No. I'm keeping it the way he likes it. 16 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:53,053 Though when he comes back, I'll have to break it to him... 17 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:55,889 ...that some of his childhood heroes didn't love women... 18 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:57,223 ...as much as we thought. 19 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:04,143 And one of them liked them a little too much. 20 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,526 Dad, you're never gonna find him. 21 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,446 - You might as well just give up. - Give up? 22 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:17,281 I know he's out there somewhere. 23 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:19,537 And one day... 24 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,078 ...he's gonna join our family again. 25 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,216 Green Earth. 26 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,360 Agent Graves, your feed is live. 27 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:55,907 The target is Maelstrom's second in command. 28 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,330 He has information we must extract. 29 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:03,456 Capture and interrogate. Do not terminate. 30 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:17,471 Interception in nine, eight, seven, six... 31 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:23,514 ...five, four, three, two, one. 32 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,188 Eyes on the target. 33 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,655 Easy. Eyes on the target. 34 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:39,746 Be advised, multiple hostiles to the east. 35 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,917 Target mobile. 36 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,507 Target heading north. 37 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,518 Alpha 1's now Bravo 1. He's mobile. 38 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,027 Roger that. 39 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,405 Out of the way. Move, move. 40 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,817 May I borrow this? Thank you. 41 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,323 Now complete on Bravo 1, following Bravo 1. 42 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,508 Alpha 1 now on Foxtrot. I'm in pursuit. 43 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:37,087 Hostiles to your south, advancing on your position. 44 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:41,429 Bravo 1 is now mobile. He has backup. End pursuit now. 45 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,685 I'd rather not. 46 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,980 Come on. My gun! 47 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:50,813 Commander, relay back. 48 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:53,775 We are now nearing the limit of live feed transmission. 49 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,619 Hello, chaps. 50 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,214 Permission to abort now. 51 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,420 Commander, acknowledge. 52 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,521 Goodbye. 53 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,197 Buckle up! 54 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:05,434 Lonomia caterpillar toxin's entered your bloodstream, Mr. Beder. 55 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:09,020 You have 9O seconds until heart failure. 56 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,557 I do, however, have the antidote here. 57 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:14,897 Perhaps you'd like to say what the Maelstrom Syndicate are planning. 58 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:16,686 Sixty seconds. 59 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,448 Rhonda George. 60 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,985 - An assassination. - Rhonda George? 61 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,195 She's the actress and philanthropist. 62 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:28,491 She's hosting an event for W0rldCure in two days, sir. 63 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,622 Give me the antidote. 64 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,077 It's too late, I'm afraid. 65 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:37,340 I want you at this event, Sebastian. 66 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,508 Very wise, Commander Ledford. 67 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,723 Welbeck's touch. Rooney's there, too. 68 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,478 Now Carrick, here's Baines. 69 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:51,934 Oh, he's free. 70 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,727 England are heading to the semis... 71 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:59,905 ...to the delight of millions at home! 72 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:01,607 Hey, everyone. 73 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:06,119 Let's celebrate responsibly. 74 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:37,058 Can't believe it's happened again. 75 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,019 Get it out. Get it out. 76 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,687 Get it out. Get out. 77 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,198 - He's gonna blow. - Out the way, ladies. 78 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,901 - I've got the fire extinguisher. - Thank the Lord. 79 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,706 Where's Nobby? Where is he? 80 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,920 - Where's Nobby? Nobby! - In there. 81 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:04,089 Nobby. Nobby, Nobby. 82 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,675 Why are you so out of breath? 83 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:10,763 - I've run all the way from home. - But you only live across the street. 84 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,518 Do you remember me cousin, Digger? 85 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:15,180 - What, the thief? - Yeah. Well, he was nicking coats... 86 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,849 ...at a posh event, and you'll never guess who he saw. 87 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,610 - Who? - We finally found him. 88 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,067 We finally found your brother. 89 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,121 Nobby and Sebastian Butcher. 90 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,206 We're the Butcher Boys of Grimsby. 91 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,120 They'll never split us up. 92 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,288 - Forever! - Forever! 93 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,798 Your brother is gonna be at a fancy party tomorrow. 94 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,510 - But how will I get in? - Me cousin's nicked you a ticket. 95 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,342 Leaders from around the world... 96 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:55,012 ...such as the head of the World Health Organization... 97 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:58,523 ...Javier Alvarez and celebrities, including Daniel Radcliffe... 98 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,151 ...have gathered at this WorldCure event... 99 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:05,030 ...sponsored by philanthropist, Rhonda George. 100 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,618 Green Earth. 101 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,113 Agent Graves... 102 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,701 ...your feed is live. 103 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,662 - Who's this in my ear? - It's me. 104 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,953 And stop flirting. We're on an open channel. 105 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,246 Right. 106 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:43,105 - How much? - Complimentary, sir. 107 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,526 How now? 108 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,236 Hi. 109 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,360 Have you seen me brother? He's Sebastian. 110 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,530 Here's a photo of him. It was taken a few years ago. 111 00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:00,536 Are you in position yet, Agent Graves? 112 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,440 Come on. It's stuck. 113 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,276 Come on. 114 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:39,411 Please welcome Rhonda George. 115 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,547 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. 116 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,125 When I started WorldCure... 117 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,715 ...people would constantly say to me: 118 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,597 "You cannot rid the world of disease." 119 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,599 I would look them straight in the eye... 120 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,136 ...and say, "Yes, I can." 121 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,109 Can you detect any imminent threat, Graves? 122 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,395 We are gonna figure this out. 123 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,814 And it all starts right here, right now... 124 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,072 ...with one little boy. 125 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,408 His name is Schlomo Khalidi. 126 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,787 Ladies and gentlemen, we will cure the world. 127 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,131 Mummy was Jewish. 128 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,291 Daddy was Palestinian. 129 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,628 But they both loved each other so very much. 130 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,011 I was born with HIV. 131 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,850 Now I am very sick with AIDS. 132 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,855 Yes! Fantastic! 133 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,651 You are not coming back from that. 134 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,780 Though this disease may kill me... 135 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:53,986 The operator. 136 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,446 ...why can't we stop killing each other in the Middle East? 137 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,610 Where's the operator? 138 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,495 The camera's a gun. 139 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,299 Damn. The camera's a gun! 140 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,040 - Who are you? -It's me. 141 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,199 Nobby. 142 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,169 Nobby? 143 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,697 What the hell just happened? 144 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,234 The head of the World Health Organization's been shot. 145 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,323 Locate the shooter. Locate the shooter. 146 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,071 There's the shooter! 147 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,124 Tiger Tail. Undercover. 148 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,998 - My shot was compromised. - Take him out! 149 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:31,996 We have confirmation. 150 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,666 Graves took the shot. 151 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,717 Graves? 152 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,978 Cut it out. Leave him alone. 153 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:50,853 Behind you! 154 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,770 - How can I help? - You can stay away from me. 155 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,438 You need me help. 156 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,735 Fucking twat. 157 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,123 Goodbye, Nobby. 158 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,469 Don't worry. I won't leave you! 159 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,145 - My ankle. - Me bottle. 160 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:35,935 Get off me! 161 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,194 Come on. 162 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,526 The ankle's shattered. You'll need to carry me. 163 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,157 Come on. Get over me shoulder. 164 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,905 - Sorry. - Get in. 165 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,914 Hey! Move away from the car. 166 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,292 - Soon as I've printed your ticket. - Come on. 167 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,169 You'll have to drive. 168 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,622 Move. Not that one! 169 00:15:58,875 --> 00:15:59,876 What happened? 170 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,670 Never mind. Just get going. 171 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,342 Come on, it's dangerous. 172 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,722 Get out of the car now! 173 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,721 Don't worry. It's bulletproof. 174 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,931 - You can't hurt us. - No. 175 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,973 We've got bulletproof glass. 176 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,317 Roll it up. Roll it up. 177 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,316 Just go. Now. 178 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,588 Oh, great. We can watch the match while escaping. 179 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,418 Watch out! 180 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,556 - He's gonna take the penalty. - There's a penalty. 181 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,770 Forget the football. You're gonna drown. 182 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,436 - I'm getting out after he's taken penalty. - Listen. 183 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,603 Miss it! 184 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,693 - Take a breath. - And he... 185 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,783 Fuck! 186 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,217 Director General of the World Health Organization... 187 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,968 ...Dr. Javier Alvarez... 188 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,127 ...is dead. 189 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,092 He was caught in the crossfire... 190 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,849 ...of an apparent assassination attempt... 191 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,759 ...on philanthropist Rhonda George. 192 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:34,062 A huge manhunt is underway... 193 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,393 ...to find a rogue secret agent... 194 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,979 ...who first shot Middle East peace symbol... 195 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,984 ...Schlomo Khalidi. 196 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,896 The boy's AIDS-tainted blood then sprayed into the mouth... 197 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,441 ...of Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe. 198 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,405 Sources tell us that Radcliffe... 199 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,696 ...who had numerous open sores in his mouth... 200 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,614 ...has tested positive for HIV. 201 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,871 We're digging into his background now, sir... 202 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,627 ...trying to work out how Maelstrom could've got to him. 203 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,043 What do you want us to do, sir? 204 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,801 Activate Chilcott. 205 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,383 Chilcott was dismissed for good reason, sir. 206 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,595 Activate Chilcott. 207 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,644 Isn't life strange? 208 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,896 I mean, yesterday I'm having a normal day... 209 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,648 ...down the pub with me mates with a firework up me ass. 210 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,105 And here we are now, with me brother... 211 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,986 ...d0ing some running and swimming... 212 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,488 ...different types of cardio. 213 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:34,201 Can I ask you a question? Are you a Vin Diesel impersonator? 214 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,207 Or are you a hit man who specializes in kids with AIDS? 215 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,540 What'? I'm a secret agent, I work for an offshoot of MI6. 216 00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:43,081 How could you not tell your own brother what you do? 217 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,375 Within the title of my occupation is the word "secret." 218 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,794 But if you can't trust family, who can you trust? 219 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,554 Trust you? Trust you? 220 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,137 Because of you, the head of the World Health Organization is dead... 221 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,643 ...and Harry Potter has AIDS. 222 00:18:56,469 --> 00:19:00,190 You managed to do in three seconds what Voldemort failed to do in eight movies. 223 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,602 Don't wet your knickers, it's treatable. 224 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,484 Heroin. 225 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,900 That stuffs addictive, it's a gateway drug. 226 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,569 - To what? - To more heroin. 227 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,701 This is not heroin, this is rapid bone calcifier. 228 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,664 It fills the fractures in my ankle... 229 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,326 ...hardens the bone and muscle around it so I can walk. 230 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,125 Why, what happened to your ankle? 231 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,539 You fell on it. 232 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,721 - Hello. - I didn't do it, I need your help. 233 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,390 If I help you, I'll be arrested. 234 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,176 If you don't, I could be dead by the end of the day. 235 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,141 All right, listen. 236 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,140 Ledford activated someone called Chil-something... 237 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,979 -...that's all I know. - Chilcott? 238 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,485 Oh, Jesus, he's a psychopath, that's a kill order. 239 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,687 Oh, God. 240 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,981 Jodie, I need you to do something for me. 241 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:53,401 I need you to find the identity of the man who killed Javier Alvarez. 242 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,736 If I can find him, it'll clear my name. 243 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,325 Can you do that? 244 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,331 I'll try. 245 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,626 Seb, can I press this red button? 246 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,667 - For God's sake. - What? 247 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,003 You just implanted a tracking device in my neck! 248 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:12,383 At least I won't lose you for another 28 years. 249 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:14,505 I forgot to mention... 250 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,048 ...I got you a present. 251 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,435 - What? - Two tickets for me and you... 252 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,765 ...to go to Chile... 253 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:24,478 -...to see England play in the final. - How do you know if England... 254 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,983 ...are gonna be in the final? 255 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,361 They'd better be because I just got this done. 256 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:34,906 England, World "Championes," 2016. 257 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,616 That says 200,016. 258 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:41,119 No, it says 2016. 259 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:44,286 That's 198,000 years from now. 260 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,296 In that case, I got two zeroes for free, so who's the idiot? 261 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,712 - What are you doing? - I need to disappear. 262 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,218 People are looking for me. 263 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,177 You won't see me again. 264 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,724 Good luck, Nobby. 265 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,976 Yeah. 266 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,433 Okay. No, no, you're right. 267 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,564 I should be heading back home anyway. 268 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,396 Got to see the family. 269 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,652 It's good to reconnect. 270 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,811 Take care, eh? 271 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,610 Take care. 272 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:23,617 Wait. Since you're a spy, does that mean no one knows I'm your brother? 273 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,660 Exactly. 274 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:29,706 Well, then... 275 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:32,876 ...I've got the perfect place for you to hide. 276 00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:37,505 Oh, no. 277 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,894 It's so good to have you back in Grimsby. 278 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,776 You probably don't recognize it since it were gentrified. 279 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,983 I am not from Grimsby. 280 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:56,281 - Hi. - Hi. 281 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,865 I've got a girlfriend. It's nothing serious. 282 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,826 But she's fit as fuck, so hands to yourself. 283 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,831 Go on. Shoes off. 284 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,120 H9)'- 285 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,706 - Missed you, Dad. - Missed you too. 286 00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:16,627 Was I not clear when I said I needed a secure location? 287 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,717 This place is totally secure. 288 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:23,267 Although I don't know who she is. I'm just being hilarious. That's our Britney. 289 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,928 You want a cup of tea? There's a kebab. Have anything. 290 00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:28,143 It's a kitchen, fully stocked. 291 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,477 Kyle's mom's a bitch She's a big fat bitch 292 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,937 She's the biggest bitch In the whole wide world 293 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,443 She's a stupid bitch If there ever was a bitch 294 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,524 She's a bitch To all the boys and girls 295 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:36,689 Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman. 296 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:41,778 And this is our new babby, Django Unchained. 297 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:43,237 Hey, Dad. 298 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:46,411 - Who's that? - That's me oldest son, Skeletor. 299 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,201 - Hi. - Hey. 300 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,995 - What's that, another son? - Don't be daft. 301 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:53,789 That's our grandson, Gangnam Style. 302 00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,171 Hi. 303 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,380 - Hi, Dad. - Hey, Dad. 304 00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,303 And this here is Luke. 305 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,631 We call him that because he's got leukemia. 306 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,132 I'm so sorry. 307 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:07,553 He doesn't really. We just shave his head so we can claim the welfare. 308 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,017 - What? - You're looking at... 309 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,852 ...a potential gold mine up there. 310 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:13,768 This tragedy can turn into 65 pound 40 a week. 311 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,940 All right, chemistry class is over. 312 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,317 Time for biology. 313 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:26,206 At its maximum, the mother's uterus expands to 25 cubic feet. 314 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:27,998 - Who's this? - Who's that? 315 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,041 - The other bald man. Who's this? - Jason. 316 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,494 - He's Jason. - I'm Jason. 317 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,630 I've got 11 kids, all right? It's not easy to remember them all. 318 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,633 His name is not Sebastian, and that's all you need to know. 319 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:41,178 What the fuck are you on about, Dad? It's Uncle Coddy. 320 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:44,632 - Give us a hug. - I can't believe it's you. 321 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,892 - Welcome back to Grimsby. - Welcome back. 322 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,595 They're your family. Those are your nephews and nieces. 323 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,230 How do they know who I am? 324 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,982 I might've mentioned you couple of times over the years. 325 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,860 "Couple of times"? I'll show him your wall, Dad. 326 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,611 There's you as a kid. 327 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,879 - Legifl - You little bastards. 328 00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:17,005 - Give me back me ball! - Fuck off. 329 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,379 Nobby. Pass us the ball. 330 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:20,709 - Come on. - Pass it. 331 00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:23,091 He's gonna score. England's gonna win the final. 332 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:24,254 Nobby, shoot! 333 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,885 Morning, officer. 334 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:31,933 Nobby and Sebastian Butcher. 335 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,482 We were trying to return that beautiful ball to its rightful owner. 336 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,526 It's not about the ball, lads. 337 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:57,455 Look, Seb. That's the couple that's adopting us. 338 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,207 They're from London. 339 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:05,425 You're coming with me. Right, Nobby? 340 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:08,010 Of course. I'd never leave my little brother. 341 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,726 It's all right to be sad. 342 00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:16,183 But it's not all right to stand there and whinge like a low mopey bastard. 343 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,770 Who are we? Come on, say it. 344 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:21,946 - We're Butcher Boys of Grimsby. - I didn't hear you. Say it again. 345 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:25,153 We're the fucking Butcher Boys of Grimsby. 346 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:26,737 They'll never split us up. 347 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,990 - Forever! - Forever! 348 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:34,375 Your uncle don't want to look at pictures of me and him all day. Do you? 349 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,376 - No. - What? 350 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,003 No. 351 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:42,633 All right. Come on. Let's take a look at me travel photos of London. 352 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:46,716 Come on, everyone. Come on, squeeze up, squeeze up. 353 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,598 This is the Norfolk Arms. This is the Dog and Duck. 354 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:51,225 This is the Three Crowns. 355 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:54,478 - And this is Charing Cross police station. - Fucking pigs. 356 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,646 This is me with some free booze. 357 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,354 And this is me with me finger up an African boy's ass. 358 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,061 - Wait a minute. Go back. Let me see. - What? 359 00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:09,656 It's the assassin. 360 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:12,951 Listen, London were fab. But I missed you lot. 361 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,908 - Missed you too. - Missed you too, Dad. 362 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,545 Answer it. 363 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:22,255 Yes, sir. 364 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,634 - Hello'? - Ledford's watching you, isn't he? 365 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:27,921 - Say, "Hi, Daddy." - Hi, Daddy. 366 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,465 Check your e-mail. 367 00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:35,520 Find out who that is. You'll have to access the global facial recognition grid. 368 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:39,147 - And how am I going to do that? - Figure it out. 369 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,603 - Hi. - Is that the love of me life, Dawny? 370 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,605 - Is that my darling Nobby? - I'm back. 371 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,529 - I missed you so much. - Me too. 372 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:52,661 - All right, kids. Out. Now. - Out. Listen to your mum. Out quick. 373 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:55,619 I've got something very important I need to tell your dad. 374 00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:56,824 What is it? 375 00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:58,913 I lost me panties. 376 00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:04,249 - You sure your ass hasn't eaten them? - No, you daft twat. I didn't put any on. 377 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,717 Oh, I'm getting stiffer than a pedophile at Legoland. 378 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:18,145 Oh, look. I'm exactly like Sharon Stallone in Basic Instincts. 379 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:23,691 Don't worry. That didn't come out me bum. 380 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:26,862 That one did. 381 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,440 - No problem. - Get over here. 382 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,984 - I know you must be gagging for it. - All right. 383 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,323 Come here, Nobby. 384 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,454 - Hey. - What? 385 00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:38,832 I'm hungry for a Grimsby breakfast. 386 00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:41,956 - Well, the buffet's open. - I'll need a table for one. 387 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:43,663 It's all-you-can-eat. 388 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:46,582 - See you in about 6O minutes. - Get going. 389 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,459 Nobby. 390 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:53,635 That's me darts partner. Ben Kingsley. 391 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:59,145 Nobby, what do you take me for? I know who that is. That's your brother. 392 00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:01,430 Where the fuck you been all these years? 393 00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:05,188 I've been busy. Congratulations, by the way. When are you due? 394 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:08,521 Oh, I'm not pregnant. I'm just fucking fat. 395 00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:10,147 - Nobby. - What? 396 00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:12,282 It's imperative no one know that I'm here. 397 00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:14,819 You need somewhere isolated where no one's around? 398 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:18,372 - Exactly. - All right. I know just the place. 399 00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:22,418 It's just this way, past the train station. 400 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:32,883 - All aboard the 915, Grimsby to London. - In you go. 401 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:41,308 Do you think our new parents will let us sleep in the same room? 402 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:44,223 If we have bunk beds, can I have the top? 403 00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:46,433 You can have the top, little man. 404 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,028 Go and have a pee now before the other passengers do. 405 00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:51,359 Okay, bruv. 406 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:55,526 - And Sebastian... - What is it? 407 00:28:58,237 --> 00:28:59,864 Nothing. 408 00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:13,836 Nobby? 409 00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:18,924 Nobby? 410 00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,598 Nobby? Nobby? 411 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:28,643 Nobby? Nobby? Have you seen me brother, Nobby? 412 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,112 Nobby, where are you? Nobby. 413 00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:37,443 No! Nobby! Come back! 414 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,158 Come back, Nobby! 415 00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,741 Sebbo. Come on. 416 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:48,336 I know. It's great to be back, isn't it? 417 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:52,628 Here we go. Just in here. 418 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:57,297 - You sure this location is secure? - Relax. Trust your brother. 419 00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:01,842 Surprise! 420 00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:07,022 No, no! Seb! Come on, no. No, they're our folk. 421 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:10,776 - Welcome home. - Nobody's supposed to know I'm here. 422 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,319 No one does know you're here. 423 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,605 - These people know I'm here. - Do you? 424 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:15,860 No! 425 00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:22,617 - We are here. - Good work, Chi/coil'. 426 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:26,124 - How did you find him? - Let's just call it professional intuition. 427 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:34,250 - What's that smell? - That's me. Milky Pimms. 428 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:39,214 I work our docks. We transport cod all over the world. 429 00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:40,801 Fascinating. 430 00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,593 Can I help you? 431 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,764 - Chilcott. Move. - What is it? 432 00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:54,904 Oh, God, I'm cornered. I should never have come here alone. 433 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,902 You're never alone in Grimsby, bruv. 434 00:30:58,315 --> 00:31:00,113 Lads.Lads. 435 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:02,948 See those blokes out there? 436 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,823 Those are Manchester United supporters. 437 00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:08,830 - How dare those twats show up here? - You delay them... 438 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,957 ...I promise I'll burn your school down. 439 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:12,245 - No school! - Come on. 440 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,880 - Oi, lads. - Get the ball! 441 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:16,167 - Let's go, lads. - They've got guns. 442 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,508 Excuse me, sir. I think you dropped something. 443 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:25,933 Dropped what? 444 00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:32,399 - You're in Grimsby now, you git! - You think I'll hesitate to kill you? 445 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:35,151 - Little bastard. - Now! 446 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,200 Sanjiv, now! 447 00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:50,788 Fish factory, this way. 448 00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:53,788 Come on, fish factory. Go there. 449 00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:55,831 Quick. In there. Let's go. 450 00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:12,894 Seb. 451 00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:15,183 What have you done? You've killed him. 452 00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:26,154 - Nobby, what are you doing? - I'm showing some respect for the dead. 453 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:28,072 There you go, mate. 454 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:38,005 - Nobby! - What? 455 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:40,884 - Get over here. - What is it? 456 00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:43,178 I need you to suck this wound in my shoulder. 457 00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:46,135 No, no, no, I don't put my lips on another man's shoulder. 458 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,424 - That's very gay. - Do it. 459 00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:50,765 People have been chucked out of Grimsby for ordering vegetarian breakfast. 460 00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:54,022 That pellet held Lonomia caterpillar toxin. I'll be dead... 461 00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:57,230 -...in 9O seconds if you don't suck it out. - Okay, okay. 462 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,483 Suck hard. 463 00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:02,484 That's it. 464 00:33:02,856 --> 00:33:05,484 Don't swallow the poison, and now spit it out. 465 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:07,903 Well done. 466 00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:10,322 Praise the Lord. I thought I'd lost you, brother. 467 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:11,832 - I love you so much. - Nobby. 468 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,663 - What? - I've been hit somewhere else. 469 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:15,578 Where? 470 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:22,342 I'm not falling for that one. No way. No, you don't-- What are you doing? 471 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,961 No, why are you taking those off? 472 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,798 The toxin's coursing through the left lobule of my teste. 473 00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:30,888 Up the spermatic plexus to my kidneys. Suck it. 474 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:37,899 As Jesus said, "Thou shalt not suck off your own fucking brother." 475 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:41,694 - Do it, or I'll be dead in 6O seconds. - I've been searching for you... 476 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:45,903 ...for almost 3O year. I could've found you in two minutes on Grindr. 477 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:49,202 Choose. You can suck my scrotum or you can let me die. 478 00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:53,991 Okay. What would you like written on your gravestone? 479 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,667 Suck my balls! 480 00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,713 - I have less than 4O seconds. - All right. 481 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,920 This is for Dad. 482 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:09,173 Suck it. Suck harder. Suck and spit. 483 00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:12,639 Suck and spit. Suck and spit. 484 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:16,104 It's traveling too fast. I need to be on top. 485 00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:17,765 Over here. 486 00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:21,560 What? No. I draw the line at teabagging. 487 00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:25,564 Must shake this out. 488 00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:28,858 It's not working. 489 00:34:36,283 --> 00:34:40,914 Coddy. Coddy, don't go. Coddy. 490 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:43,794 I've lost you once. 491 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,509 I refuse to lose you again. 492 00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:01,725 - That's it. - We did it. 493 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:03,856 - You did it. - We did-- 494 00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:06,272 You just came on me face. 495 00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:09,528 It was a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most. Grow up. 496 00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:25,086 I envision a day when people won't have to live like this. 497 00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:28,218 A day when poverty will be eradicated. And I know it's possible. 498 00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:31,880 Sir, we've got something. 499 00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:34,637 Suck harder. Suck and spit. 500 00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:36,935 So, what's this new intelligence, Marber? 501 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,809 We've identified the partner, sir. He's Graves' brother. 502 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,770 - Brother? - Kyle Alan Butcher a.k.a. Nobby Butcher. 503 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:47,066 - A Maelstrom sleeper, no doubt. - Just some working-class scum, sir. 504 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:49,864 - Find them and kill them. - Yes, sir. 505 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:57,034 I found the assassin. He's Pavel Lukashenko. 506 00:35:57,197 --> 00:35:59,450 - He's on his way to South Africa. Good. 507 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:03,629 - Yeah. And they know about your brother. - No problem. I'm about to ditch him. 508 00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:04,954 Listen. 509 00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:08,254 They'll kill him and his family too if they catch him. 510 00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:11,177 Do you really want your brother to die? 511 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,104 Forget it. 512 00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:28,110 Look, I need to talk to your friend. 513 00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:31,823 What was it? Milky? The fish travel agent? 514 00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:36,369 What, so you can gob-rape him too? You monster. 515 00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:38,451 No. 516 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:39,910 We're going to South Africa. 517 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:43,994 Really? 518 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,504 I'm going on holiday with me babby brother. 519 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:19,245 It's a semifinal that has become gripped by tension. 520 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:23,576 And England to have the ball. Time for one last attack, baby. 521 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:26,370 - Come on, Sterling. - The ball's broken for Sterling here. 522 00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,538 - Get in there. - Raheem Sterling's through. 523 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:30,548 And Raheem Sterling scores for England! 524 00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:34,132 That surely puts England into the final in Chile. 525 00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:35,637 Here we go! 526 00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:39,182 We spit on your face! Here we go! Here we go! 527 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:42,720 Nobby. They're beating up Zeke Stanton. 528 00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:44,229 Nazi bastard! 529 00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:46,397 - Pitch invasion! - Pitch invasion! 530 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:48,813 - Nazi scum! - Let's get them! 531 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:50,773 - Come on. - Yeah! 532 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:12,458 That's it. England are going to the final in Chile. 533 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:18,262 - Jodie. - Hi, Daddy. 534 00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:20,348 No, no, stop doing that now. It's weird. 535 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,300 I've discovered where Lukashenko is. 536 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:25,728 I tracked him to the Tshukaru Bush Lodge in Kruger Park. 537 00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:29,896 He's meeting up with a biochemist called Joris Smit. 538 00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:34,029 Maelstrom are clearly buying something from him. 539 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,570 He's currently in a hotel room with Lina Smit, his wife... 540 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:39,279 ...famed for her promiscuity. 541 00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:42,241 You need to find out from her. You may need to seduce her. 542 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:44,326 As you know, I'll do anything for England. 543 00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:48,585 - Book me a room at the lodge. - I have done. Your alias is Mr. Shelton. 544 00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:50,287 - Hey, English. - What? 545 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:55,425 I have something for you to celebrate: the best heroin in Africa. Enjoy. 546 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,713 I'm embarrassed to say I've never actually tried any before. 547 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,256 - You'll like it. - Listen, I'd love to stay in touch. 548 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,265 - Are you on e-mail or...? - Linkedln. 549 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:07,475 It is TabansiNyaguraHer0inDealer15. 550 00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:09,434 Yes. 551 00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:11,065 Who's that you were talking to? 552 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:15,395 That is me new mate, Tabansi. He flies to and from South America... 553 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:17,981 ...with drugs rammed up his bottom. 554 00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:21,026 It's either that or a life of crime. 555 00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:24,074 Nobby. 556 00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:27,533 - I'll be gone for a couple of hours. - Why? What are you up to? 557 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:30,498 I'm meeting someone to find out why Lukashenko came here. 558 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:33,713 You stay here, understood? 559 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,467 Oh, no. 560 00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:50,267 I think I might've mixed up our needles. 561 00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:52,725 Oh, my God. 562 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:55,856 You can't do a secret mission on heroin. 563 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,524 Not to worry, all right? 564 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,990 Just leave the spying to your brother. 565 00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:12,785 Sebastian? 566 00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:16,047 No, he's currently on couch, smacked off his tits. 567 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:19,130 - Who is this? - I'm his brother, Nobby. 568 00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:20,836 Can I help? 569 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,843 Nobby, I need you to listen to me. 570 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:25,931 You are going to have to take his place. 571 00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:29,887 You need to head to Maitland Station. There you'll meet a driver... 572 00:40:30,053 --> 00:40:31,430 ...from Tshukaru Bush Lodge. 573 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:36,477 When you meet him, your alias is Mr. Shelton. Did you get that? 574 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:38,987 I'll send the information to your lens. 575 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:30,246 Oh, no. Open the door! Open the door! 576 00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:46,592 Okay, you need to head inside, find Lina Smit and seduce her. 577 00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:49,675 - What, and cheat on Dawny? Never. - You need to seduce her... 578 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:52,845 ...in order to find out what Lukashenko bought from her husband. 579 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:54,433 Okay- 580 00:41:58,433 --> 00:42:00,652 Can you see Lina Smit? 581 00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:02,862 She's easy to spot. 582 00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:06,651 She's wearing a green dress, and she's absolutely gorgeous. 583 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,908 Oh, no. 584 00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:16,371 She is gorgeous. 585 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,413 - Got her? - Bingo. 586 00:42:26,836 --> 00:42:31,057 I've got to go. Remember, act sophisticated. 587 00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:34,761 Hello, pussycat. 588 00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:36,395 The name is... 589 00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:39,983 ...Shelton. M.R. Shelton. 590 00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,109 I've been looking for you. 591 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:43,936 You want room clean? 592 00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:46,064 Room clean? 593 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,904 Yeah. Yes. "Room clean." 594 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:50,910 From top to bottom. 595 00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:52,779 I'm in 23. 596 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:55,866 But together, we could make it 69. 597 00:42:56,032 --> 00:42:57,705 Okay. I come soon. 598 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,428 Come on. 599 00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:22,692 - Good afternoon. - Hello. There's an emergency. 600 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,898 -It's a code brown. - A code brown, sir? 601 00:43:25,061 --> 00:43:27,280 I've blocked the toiletry. 602 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:29,941 Could you send somebody up as soon as you can, please? 603 00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:31,492 Okay, Mr. Shelton. 604 00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:33,153 I will send you assistance. 605 00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:35,246 Sebastian Graves is here. 606 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,907 Go to his room and seduce him. 607 00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:39,667 I'll be there soon. 608 00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:41,744 Oh, good. Maintenance is here. 609 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:46,382 Mr. Shelton. 610 00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:49,882 That is really fast service. I only just called down. 611 00:43:50,503 --> 00:43:52,597 Thank you for coming so quickly. 612 00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:55,220 I hope I can reciprocate. 613 00:43:56,551 --> 00:43:57,928 Yeah. 614 00:43:58,094 --> 00:43:59,471 Anyway, follow me. 615 00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:03,641 Come on. In here. Let's do this. 616 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,728 Not your usual place to do it. 617 00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:09,359 What? Why? 618 00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:12,567 - Where did you expect me to do it? - In the bed. 619 00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:14,698 In the-- In the bed? I'm not an animal. 620 00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:17,535 I haven't done one in a bed for over five weeks. 621 00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:19,991 Let's be quick with this. Shall I show it to you? 622 00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:25,046 How do I know that when I see it, I won't fall madly in love with you? 623 00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:28,833 There's really not much danger of that. 624 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,049 It's enormous. 625 00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:34,130 All the better. 626 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:36,883 How hard is it? 627 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,225 Well, okay. Let me try and remember. 628 00:44:41,637 --> 00:44:43,731 I mean, the top of it is, you know, very hard. 629 00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:46,018 Actually, painfully so. 630 00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:48,694 Then kind of medium soft. 631 00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:51,364 And at the base of it... 632 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:52,569 ...really hard again. 633 00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:55,781 Now, should I tell you what I'm gonna do with it? 634 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:59,197 - No. - I'm gonna take it in my hand. 635 00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,123 - All of it. - Right. 636 00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:02,875 - That's very unusual. - Yeah. 637 00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:05,162 - Right. - And then I'm gonna kiss it. 638 00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:07,087 Gonna kiss it? 639 00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:10,841 And I'm gonna put all of it in my mouth. 640 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:16,719 This is worse than 2 Girls and 1 Cup. 641 00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:20,306 I bet it tastes like strawberries. 642 00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:24,059 And I bet you that it tastes of kebab with extra curry sauce. 643 00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:29,485 Listen. You're a total fucking weirdo, right? 644 00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,445 Just stay in here... 645 00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:33,068 ...and do not come out. 646 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:34,319 Okay- 647 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:45,369 So we meet again. 648 00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:46,831 Please, come in. 649 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:49,789 Okay- 650 00:45:54,043 --> 00:45:56,762 What are you doing? Let someone else do that. 651 00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:02,301 Please excuse me for one moment. 652 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:06,893 What the hell are you doing? 653 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:08,395 I'm getting myself ready. 654 00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:12,980 Listen, I get it. You don't wanna get any brown shrapnel on your clothes. 655 00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:15,610 Brown-- Brown shrapnel? 656 00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:17,487 This. 657 00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:22,281 You see? Hard, soft, hard. 658 00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:25,332 May the best man win. 659 00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:30,375 - I go in there now. - No, no, no. 660 00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:32,798 Let's get acquainted. 661 00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:38,129 Has anyone ever told you... 662 00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:41,345 ...that you're a very beautiful woman? 663 00:46:43,259 --> 00:46:48,015 You are the most beautiful thing to ever walk the Lord's green earth. 664 00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:53,565 We're getting signal from Graves' lens, sir. 665 00:46:53,728 --> 00:46:54,854 Put it up. 666 00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:58,233 So, what are we looking at? 667 00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:03,529 Good God, Graves. 668 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:09,835 Why did Lukashenko meet your husband? 669 00:47:11,037 --> 00:47:13,460 Can you zoom in on that stationery? 670 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:18,052 Send the coordinates to Chilcott. 671 00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:23,762 You'd rather make love to a maid than me? 672 00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:25,301 Maid? 673 00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:28,763 Banu, out'. 674 00:47:28,971 --> 00:47:31,190 - Sorry, Mrs. Smit. - Mrs. Smit? 675 00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:33,608 Get out, Banu. 676 00:47:33,768 --> 00:47:35,486 I'm so sorry. Sorry. 677 00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:43,120 Now, let me show you how wild this animal can be. 678 00:47:46,614 --> 00:47:51,211 Did you really think I'd let you sleep with my wife, Mr. Graves? 679 00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:55,165 No. But then again, I never thought that she'd chop up me poo with a hanger. 680 00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:01,008 Goodbye, Sebastian Graves. 681 00:48:02,129 --> 00:48:03,847 That's not Sebastian Graves. 682 00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:10,975 - You okay? - Yeah. 683 00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:12,272 How was the heroin? 684 00:48:13,349 --> 00:48:14,521 Better than expected. 685 00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:18,111 Why did Lukashenko meet your husband? 686 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:20,489 - What are Maelstrom planning? - I don't know. 687 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,484 Seb, don't. 688 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:26,371 Listen. Don't take it personal, love. He kills everyone. 689 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:28,368 It's because he used to wet the bed. 690 00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:31,751 -It's important she knows. -It's not important. 691 00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:34,249 Was important to the boy on the bunk under you... 692 00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:37,541 -...who used to get dripped on at night. - Get on with it. 693 00:48:37,957 --> 00:48:40,585 Just tell us what you know, and he'll let you live. 694 00:48:41,127 --> 00:48:42,595 Come on. 695 00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:45,548 Lukashenko bought some kind of virus. 696 00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:47,429 When is he gonna use it? 697 00:48:48,509 --> 00:48:49,510 Tomorrow. 698 00:48:49,718 --> 00:48:51,686 Where are they gonna release the virus? 699 00:48:57,810 --> 00:48:59,107 They'll release it-- 700 00:49:00,146 --> 00:49:01,147 Get down. 701 00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:05,659 Stay down. 702 00:49:10,156 --> 00:49:12,500 It's Chilcott. Move! 703 00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:16,878 Come on! 704 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:32,645 Come on. Run. 705 00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:49,779 - There's nowhere to hide. -lgotanidea. 706 00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:53,290 Great. Because your ideas have netted nothing but gold up to this point. 707 00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:56,540 You're gonna follow me and do exactly what your big brother says. 708 00:49:56,744 --> 00:49:58,166 - Hurry! - Come on. 709 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:10,933 Where did they go? 710 00:50:11,175 --> 00:50:13,394 - They were just here. - Spread out. 711 00:50:13,594 --> 00:50:15,312 Find them. 712 00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:21,185 Oh, God, this is disgusting. 713 00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:39,123 Sir, take a look at this! 714 00:50:42,248 --> 00:50:45,127 - Check if they've gone. - I'm trying to. 715 00:50:48,254 --> 00:50:49,301 What can you see? 716 00:50:49,505 --> 00:50:51,849 - They've gone? - The coast is clear. 717 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:53,722 Good. Let's get out of here. 718 00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:57,517 Oh, no. 719 00:50:59,848 --> 00:51:00,849 Oh, fuck me. 720 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,230 Brace yourself, Seb. 721 00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:06,272 - God. - Get off of him. 722 00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:08,115 Get it off me. 723 00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:11,698 The male can fuck for up to three hours. 724 00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:13,495 We have to make it come. 725 00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:15,164 I saw it on the BBC. 726 00:51:15,364 --> 00:51:18,368 You work the shaft, and I'll cradle the balls. 727 00:51:18,534 --> 00:51:20,161 It's gonna break my neck. 728 00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:24,252 I got them. 729 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,341 Come on, Sebbo. You can do it. 730 00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:28,169 I'm doing it, I'm doing it. 731 00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:32,052 - Put your tongue in the peehole. - Don't be stupid. 732 00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:35,476 I think we're in business. I think we're in business. 733 00:51:36,969 --> 00:51:39,688 Come on. Come on. 734 00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:46,855 Oh, God. That is revolting! 735 00:51:48,063 --> 00:51:50,407 Hakuna matata. 736 00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:51,818 Well done. 737 00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:55,033 I think I'm gonna be sick. 738 00:51:55,237 --> 00:51:58,161 It's a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most. Grow up. 739 00:51:58,365 --> 00:51:59,867 See if the coast is clear. 740 00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:04,209 - Oh, no. - What? What is it? 741 00:52:04,413 --> 00:52:06,290 It's an elephant bukkake party. 742 00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:09,585 - Get it out. -It's breaking me asshole. 743 00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:12,421 Not much longer now. 744 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:14,840 - Brace yourself! - No. 745 00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:24,608 All right. 746 00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:31,069 Are you okay? 747 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:37,033 No, I'm not okay. 748 00:52:37,279 --> 00:52:41,375 - I just did an entirely white poo. - You need to get cleaned up. Get in. 749 00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:45,375 Is me ass okay? 750 00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:49,504 Yeah, it's good. It's really good. 751 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,757 Are those your bollocks? 752 00:52:57,132 --> 00:53:00,477 Someone's given you a hickey on your right nut. 753 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:01,679 That was you. 754 00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:07,439 It's Jodie. 755 00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:12,031 - She could be your missus. - I could never be with one woman. 756 00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:14,734 Well, you're missing out on the greatest gift in life: 757 00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:16,152 Family. 758 00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:19,781 The only gift I ever got from my family was betrayal. 759 00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:23,162 Why did you do it? 760 00:53:24,243 --> 00:53:26,086 - It doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter? 761 00:53:26,245 --> 00:53:30,375 You abandoned me when I was 6. Now, why? 762 00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,676 We have made our decision. 763 00:53:40,843 --> 00:53:43,972 We've decided we can take one of the brothers, Mr. Lowsley. 764 00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:48,355 But Mr. and Mrs. Graves, these boys are inseparable. 765 00:53:48,517 --> 00:53:51,862 It would break their hearts, and affect them both very badly. 766 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,860 This is the decision we have come to. 767 00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:57,568 But that would leave one of the brothers in the foster system in Grimsby. 768 00:53:57,776 --> 00:53:59,198 It's no place for a boy. 769 00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:01,489 He'll have no future here. 770 00:54:10,622 --> 00:54:12,374 All aboard! 771 00:54:14,668 --> 00:54:16,591 Nobby! 772 00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:18,718 Have you seen me brother Nobby? 773 00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:20,636 Nobby! 774 00:54:21,383 --> 00:54:22,851 No! Nobby! 775 00:54:24,136 --> 00:54:27,481 - Come back, Nobby! - No. 776 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,694 Oh, my God. 777 00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:34,939 - So I could have had your life? - That's right. 778 00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:37,782 And you could have had mine. 779 00:54:39,234 --> 00:54:40,486 Nobby. 780 00:54:42,946 --> 00:54:44,163 .1111 781 00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:50,208 I am so sorry. 782 00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:51,496 Wait. 783 00:54:51,914 --> 00:54:55,384 I think our penises just fist-bumped. 784 00:54:55,584 --> 00:54:57,131 Disengage. 785 00:54:57,961 --> 00:54:59,463 - You need to focus, right? - Yeah. 786 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:02,975 You need to find out where Maelstrom are planning to blow up tomorrow. 787 00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:06,057 And I need to find a pub to watch the final in. 788 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:12,735 - Hold on. That's it. - They're gonna blow up the sun. 789 00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:16,068 No, they're planning to bomb the final in Chile. 790 00:55:16,271 --> 00:55:18,319 - What? - How are we supposed to get halfway... 791 00:55:18,482 --> 00:55:21,861 ...around the world in 12 hours with the global intelligence community... 792 00:55:22,027 --> 00:55:24,655 ...trying to kill me? We'll never make it. 793 00:55:24,863 --> 00:55:26,957 I searched for you for 28 years. 794 00:55:27,115 --> 00:55:30,540 I do not believe in never. 795 00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:39,586 That's the beauty of Linkedln. 796 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:42,263 Hey, Nobb-Man. 797 00:55:42,422 --> 00:55:45,266 How's your brother going to blend in with football hooligans? 798 00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:47,390 Looking like the guy from Despicable Me? 799 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,113 England! 800 00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:00,482 England! 801 00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:03,865 English and German fans have been arriving here in Santiago... 802 00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:07,076 -...throughout the last few days. - Looks like the perfect place... 803 00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:10,914 ...to watch your national team play for what is the greatest prize in football. 804 00:56:12,244 --> 00:56:15,464 - This is a truly international occasion. - We've seen Donald Trump. 805 00:56:15,664 --> 00:56:19,635 Star of stage and screen, Daniel Radcliffe is here. 806 00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:22,179 Middle East peace symbol Schlomo Khalidi... 807 00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:25,090 ...looking much better, is here too. 808 00:56:25,299 --> 00:56:26,767 So much color and noise. 809 00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:29,644 And there will be plenty of both at the end of the match... 810 00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:32,977 ...because the final whistle will trigger what we are told will be... 811 00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:37,941 ...the biggest firework display ever seen at a sporting event. 812 00:56:38,145 --> 00:56:39,567 When we was kids... 813 00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:43,735 ...did you ever think that we'd end up going to the final together? 814 00:56:43,942 --> 00:56:45,319 Yes, I did, brother. 815 00:56:47,613 --> 00:56:49,331 Nobby! 816 00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:55,496 - No. - Surprise! 817 00:56:58,206 --> 00:56:59,674 I missed you so much. 818 00:56:59,875 --> 00:57:02,594 Hey. Our favorite spy! 819 00:57:02,753 --> 00:57:04,676 He's Ml6's finest! 820 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,258 - He's Ml6's finest! - No. No. 821 00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:09,093 Keep quiet. 822 00:57:09,301 --> 00:57:11,144 Nothing to see! 823 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:17,651 There's a commotion, sir. 824 00:57:17,809 --> 00:57:19,356 Get in closer. 825 00:57:20,646 --> 00:57:21,863 Graves. 826 00:57:23,065 --> 00:57:24,362 Yeah. 827 00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:27,319 - Nobby. - Hey. I'll be back. Coddy! 828 00:57:27,527 --> 00:57:28,494 Wait. Nobby! 829 00:57:28,487 --> 00:57:29,113 Wait. Nobby! 830 00:57:49,549 --> 00:57:51,426 Let's go. 831 00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:54,354 Sebbo? Sebbo? 832 00:57:55,097 --> 00:57:56,690 Sebbo! 833 00:57:58,141 --> 00:57:59,734 Seb. 834 00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:13,782 Got you. 835 00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:32,888 What is this place? 836 00:58:38,306 --> 00:58:40,434 Oh, my God. 837 00:58:40,642 --> 00:58:42,690 Maelstrom are sex traffickers. 838 00:58:43,812 --> 00:58:45,530 Listen to me. You've gotta get out... 839 00:58:45,731 --> 00:58:48,280 ...before they sell you to the highest bidder. Get out. 840 00:58:48,483 --> 00:58:50,326 Get out now. Out. 841 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,621 Out. Quiet. You don't have to live like this. 842 00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:55,324 Get out. Out. Get out. 843 00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:57,205 Regain your dignity. Out. 844 00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:16,011 Seb. 845 00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:19,439 "The rapist." 846 00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:21,354 H9)'- 847 00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:23,811 Nobody buggers me brother. 848 00:59:23,977 --> 00:59:26,321 A man can only take so much jizz. 849 00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:28,315 Get off him! 850 00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:43,496 Wait. 851 00:59:43,663 --> 00:59:44,755 You're not Seb. 852 00:59:58,428 --> 01:00:00,180 You must be freezing. 853 01:00:01,723 --> 01:00:02,724 You. 854 01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:05,277 Pleasure to meet you, Sebastian. 855 01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:09,482 I understand why you want to kill the head of the World Health Organization. 856 01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:11,699 Why bomb the final? 857 01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:13,368 Bomb? 858 01:00:13,693 --> 01:00:14,819 There is no bomb. 859 01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:17,076 It's a disease. 860 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:20,409 It's a virus called RD-9. 861 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:23,040 Or as I like to call it, WorldCure. 862 01:00:24,663 --> 01:00:28,213 At the end of the game, everyone in the stadium will be infected. 863 01:00:29,459 --> 01:00:32,633 It should take two to three weeks for symptoms to start showing up. 864 01:00:32,796 --> 01:00:36,426 By which time, 96,000 fans from almost every country in the world... 865 01:00:36,591 --> 01:00:38,719 ...will be back home, spreading the disease. 866 01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:41,138 Why are you doing this? 867 01:00:41,346 --> 01:00:43,314 Well, think about it. 868 01:00:43,515 --> 01:00:46,189 We have seven billion people running around on a planet... 869 01:00:46,351 --> 01:00:49,150 ...that can only hold five. 870 01:00:49,312 --> 01:00:52,361 I'm just trying to make the world a better place, that's all. 871 01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:54,071 By deleting the surplus. 872 01:00:54,693 --> 01:00:56,240 "Cure the world." 873 01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:59,827 And whom, exactly, do you intend to "delete"? 874 01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:01,491 The garbage. 875 01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:05,542 The imbeciles who lie around drunk, reproducing like rabbits. 876 01:01:06,371 --> 01:01:10,626 And sitting there with their hand out, expecting the rest of us to pay. 877 01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:14,554 And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway? 878 01:01:19,259 --> 01:01:20,806 Kill him. 879 01:02:00,675 --> 01:02:01,676 You're new to this. 880 01:02:04,846 --> 01:02:06,848 You ever killed a man before? 881 01:02:37,671 --> 01:02:39,594 Are you gonna shoot me? 882 01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:46,388 No. 883 01:02:48,974 --> 01:02:52,729 How is it you English football supporters say? 884 01:02:52,894 --> 01:02:53,895 Oh, yes. 885 01:02:56,648 --> 01:03:00,824 You're going to get your bloody head kicked in. 886 01:03:01,236 --> 01:03:03,659 Come and have a go If you think you're hard enough 887 01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:16,710 Maybe just shoot me. 888 01:03:23,758 --> 01:03:25,260 Get up. 889 01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:46,990 Time to say goodbye to your... 890 01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:49,706 ...hideous pig wife. 891 01:03:55,332 --> 01:04:00,133 Let me give you some advice, Ukrainian Ben Affleck. 892 01:04:01,546 --> 01:04:05,892 Never ever slag off a Grimsby lass. 893 01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:08,060 You don't have guts. 894 01:04:15,268 --> 01:04:16,986 Well, that were easy. 895 01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:22,408 Hi. 896 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:28,745 Amazing. Gotta get one of these for the kids. 897 01:04:29,741 --> 01:04:30,958 You have a family? 898 01:04:31,409 --> 01:04:33,537 I just reconnected with mine. 899 01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:39,793 I'm going to go home and-- 900 01:04:43,463 --> 01:04:46,512 This killing business is a right laugh, isn't it? 901 01:04:46,966 --> 01:04:48,639 I understand why you love guns. 902 01:04:48,802 --> 01:04:52,773 I mean, it completely detaches you from the guilt of your actions. 903 01:04:56,935 --> 01:04:57,936 Bonus point. 904 01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:06,452 Will you stop shooting everything? 905 01:05:09,656 --> 01:05:14,662 It's Germany 1, England 1, and it's anyone's final now. 906 01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:22,085 - Get that feed up. Get it up. - I'm trying. 907 01:05:22,293 --> 01:05:25,263 - Come on, come on. - So little time remaining. 908 01:05:25,463 --> 01:05:28,137 Four minutes to decide the final. 909 01:05:28,299 --> 01:05:30,176 Mission accomplished. 910 01:05:30,718 --> 01:05:34,063 All we need is England to score. This'll be the best day of my life. 911 01:05:34,389 --> 01:05:38,064 What? Every man, woman and child in this stadium is about to die. 912 01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:39,982 Put this in your ear. 913 01:05:40,437 --> 01:05:44,567 Jodie, I need you to check for anywhere that might contain the virus. 914 01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:47,994 Okay, I will scan for the chemical signature. 915 01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:51,160 - This is hopeless. - No, it's not. 916 01:05:51,406 --> 01:05:53,249 Look who just sat down. 917 01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:56,791 Need to stop her before she sets off the virus. 918 01:05:56,995 --> 01:06:00,465 - Listen, let's go around the stadium. - We can't. There's not enough time. 919 01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:02,542 We need to go across the pitch. 920 01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:06,546 - Pitch invasion. - Too much security. 921 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:08,798 - We'll never make it alone. - Alone? 922 01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:11,509 We are not alone. 923 01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:16,018 It's England who are looking the more likely to steal a late winner. 924 01:06:16,347 --> 01:06:18,816 - Hey, give me that. - Nobby! Sit down! Come on. 925 01:06:19,017 --> 01:06:22,271 Men and women of Grimsby, listen up. This is important. 926 01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:24,773 You see that lass over there? 927 01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:26,657 What? Sharon Osbourne? 928 01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:30,411 No. She's gonna release this deadly virus... 929 01:06:30,612 --> 01:06:33,536 ...and it's gonna kill poor people like us... 930 01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:36,118 ...because she thinks that we are scum. 931 01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:37,873 Bloody hell, Nobby, we are scum. 932 01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:41,047 Well-- Well, you are, Pete. You're a registered sex offender. 933 01:06:41,247 --> 01:06:42,920 That's not a compliment. 934 01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:46,549 So we're scum, are we? 935 01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:49,799 Well, let me tell you something about scum: 936 01:06:50,089 --> 01:06:54,014 It's scum who built the hospitals that are now closing down. 937 01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:55,220 Yeah. 938 01:06:55,428 --> 01:06:59,808 It's scum who die in the wars started by the bastards in charge. 939 01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:01,017 Yeah. 940 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:05,189 It's scum that keep the Fast and Furious franchise alive. 941 01:07:05,396 --> 01:07:07,194 Yeah! 942 01:07:07,398 --> 01:07:10,743 So I ask you to join with us now... 943 01:07:10,902 --> 01:07:13,371 -...and storm that pitch... - Yeah! 944 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:19,253 ...and show the world that scum cannot be washed away, ever. 945 01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:20,999 Yeah! 946 01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:23,839 Yeah! 947 01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:26,801 Yeah! 948 01:07:37,679 --> 01:07:40,057 We are the scum! 949 01:07:49,107 --> 01:07:50,108 Yeah! 950 01:07:54,362 --> 01:07:55,909 We started too early. 951 01:07:58,074 --> 01:07:59,747 It's Graves. 952 01:07:59,951 --> 01:08:02,875 - Keep him away from me. - Okay, the target is on the move. 953 01:08:03,037 --> 01:08:05,540 - I'll sync with your lens. - Nobby... 954 01:08:05,707 --> 01:08:07,334 ...you ready for a fight? 955 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:09,343 I thought you'd never ask. 956 01:08:09,544 --> 01:08:11,262 Green Earth. 957 01:08:12,714 --> 01:08:15,638 Target heading southwest through the German section. 958 01:08:27,353 --> 01:08:28,775 Come on. 959 01:08:35,528 --> 01:08:38,202 Well, sanity has returned, and so have the players. 960 01:08:38,406 --> 01:08:41,660 The show will go on. The final will be restarted. 961 01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:45,422 - Jodie, where's the virus? - I still can't find it. 962 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:52,008 Nobby, meet the head of the biggest crime syndicate in the world. 963 01:08:52,337 --> 01:08:53,680 What, she runs FIFA? 964 01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:57,892 - Who's this idiot? - His name's Sebastian. 965 01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:01,309 Boys! 966 01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:05,479 Oh, bollocks. 967 01:09:06,768 --> 01:09:07,894 Go! 968 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,078 Quick! She's getting away! 969 01:09:29,248 --> 01:09:32,172 So we meet again. 970 01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:37,473 Foundit Virus is in one of the fireworks. 971 01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:41,894 - Shoot her before she detonates it. - But what if I miss? 972 01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:44,267 I trust you. 973 01:09:51,771 --> 01:09:55,992 Ten seconds. That's all that's left. Oh, look at Sterling! 974 01:09:58,361 --> 01:09:59,362 What a chance! 975 01:10:02,281 --> 01:10:04,534 Oh, no! It's going over the bar! 976 01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:06,369 Oh, no, it's not. 977 01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:10,999 But wait! What's happened to the ball? 978 01:10:11,874 --> 01:10:13,626 It's bounced in! 979 01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:17,259 No, the referee's gonna disallow it. 980 01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:21,346 - The goal stands. - Yes! 981 01:10:21,509 --> 01:10:22,556 England have won it! 982 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,263 Come on, Nobby. Stop shooting everything and focus. 983 01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:27,064 Don't worry. I've got this. 984 01:10:32,478 --> 01:10:33,821 Jodie, me gun's jammed. 985 01:10:38,985 --> 01:10:40,612 Oh, no. 986 01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:43,118 Excuse me, miss. 987 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:46,367 Yes? 988 01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:49,503 Go fuck yourself! 989 01:10:51,164 --> 01:10:52,256 Yes! 990 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,297 Yes! 991 01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:58,589 Yes! We did it, Seb! 992 01:10:58,796 --> 01:11:01,424 Yeah! Yeah! 993 01:11:02,675 --> 01:11:04,393 Sanjiv, now! 994 01:11:04,677 --> 01:11:07,305 - Got it. - What? Please, no! No! 995 01:11:09,807 --> 01:11:11,559 Goodbye, Sebastian. 996 01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:14,817 No! No! 997 01:11:23,404 --> 01:11:24,872 Cure the world! 998 01:11:36,876 --> 01:11:38,378 No! 999 01:11:39,212 --> 01:11:40,930 Too late! 1000 01:11:41,214 --> 01:11:44,138 - There's no way to stop the fireworks! - I'll jump on them. 1001 01:11:44,342 --> 01:11:46,891 It won't work. The virus is in the tip of the firework. 1002 01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:50,432 It would need to explode in a contained environment to stop it spreading. 1003 01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:51,975 There's nothing you can do. 1004 01:11:53,601 --> 01:11:55,569 Yes, there is. 1005 01:11:55,853 --> 01:12:01,030 I'm from Grimsby. Jodie, which firework is it in? 1006 01:12:02,693 --> 01:12:04,411 It's in the central left-hand rocket. 1007 01:12:06,906 --> 01:12:10,080 - What are you doing? - Contributing to society. 1008 01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:17,792 Oh, Nobby. It's the firework to your left, not my left. 1009 01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:19,631 For fuck's sake! 1010 01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:28,974 Tell my kids that Daddy died with dignity. 1011 01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:34,400 Nobby, can you hear me? The firework next to you also has the virus. 1012 01:12:35,643 --> 01:12:37,987 What? No. 1013 01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:40,656 But I don't have another asshole. 1014 01:12:42,149 --> 01:12:44,948 I need another asshole. 1015 01:12:47,989 --> 01:12:49,411 You've got one. 1016 01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:53,286 I'm from Grimsby too... 1017 01:12:54,245 --> 01:12:56,794 ...and I'm never gonna let you leave me again. 1018 01:13:06,674 --> 01:13:09,143 Oh, my God, Graves. 1019 01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:18,986 - Butcher Boys of Grimsby, together... - Forever. 1020 01:13:48,799 --> 01:13:51,268 Donald Trump has AIDS. 1021 01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:54,931 Philanthropist Rhonda George has been arrested. 1022 01:13:55,097 --> 01:13:58,271 Middle East peace symbol Schlomo Khalidi is in custody... 1023 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:01,654 ...following the murder of MI6 agent Jeremy Chilcott. 1024 01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:04,361 I didn't do it. I've had the worst ******* week ever. 1025 01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:07,697 **** Israel. **** Palestine. **** all of you. 1026 01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:11,956 England fans in high spirits after Cup final victory. 1027 01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:16,453 Rogue MI6 operative Sebastian Graves and his brother Nobby Butcher... 1028 01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:20,214 ...died at the scene while preventing the release of a deadly toxin. 1029 01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:24,970 In other news, a South African hotel maid has filed a suit alleging sexual assault... 1030 01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:27,380 ...by Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher. 1031 01:14:27,546 --> 01:14:30,174 Gallagher is also being sought for abusing an elephant... 1032 01:14:30,341 --> 01:14:33,845 ...in conjunction with Fast and Furious star Vin Diesel. 1033 01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:39,309 Naturally, you'll both be needing new identities. 1034 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:40,943 How are you guys doing? 1035 01:14:45,064 --> 01:14:47,192 How does me ass look? 1036 01:14:49,777 --> 01:14:52,075 Good. Really good. 1037 01:14:52,279 --> 01:14:55,499 It's a bit smoky in here, Jodie. Can we have the fan on, please? 1038 01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:56,917 Of course. 1039 01:14:57,284 --> 01:15:01,505 So you were saved from the virus by an antibody found in elephant semen... 1040 01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:02,961 ...which lined... 1041 01:15:05,543 --> 01:15:06,544 ...your innards. 1042 01:15:06,877 --> 01:15:09,300 We're like a pair of pan pipes. 1043 01:15:09,714 --> 01:15:10,761 Great. 1044 01:15:10,923 --> 01:15:13,802 And I thought you were going to be faithful, Sebastian. 1045 01:15:14,677 --> 01:15:17,271 You know, you really filled a hole in my life. 1046 01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:23,231 Hi. 1047 01:15:23,686 --> 01:15:25,063 - Nobby. - Dad. 1048 01:15:25,271 --> 01:15:27,194 - Dad! - Oh, my God. 1049 01:15:28,899 --> 01:15:31,072 I'm so glad that you're alive. 1050 01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:37,579 You know what? 1051 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,952 Family. 1052 01:15:43,831 --> 01:15:46,801 It's the greatest gift in life. 1053 01:15:49,045 --> 01:15:51,924 Stop throwing coins in there. It's not a brown wishing well. 1054 01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:30,590 You are now transmitting. 1055 01:16:32,338 --> 01:16:34,557 Stand by. Stand by. Eyes on the target. 1056 01:16:43,682 --> 01:16:45,855 Listen, we're sending information to your lens. 1057 01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:47,691 I've got this. Blue Earth. 1058 01:17:14,713 --> 01:17:16,556 - Hi, bruv. - Good, you're early. 1059 01:17:16,757 --> 01:17:19,135 - Yes, I am. - Did you meet the team? 1060 01:22:47,212 --> 01:22:49,635 Excuse me. Which way to the stadium? 1061 01:22:49,923 --> 01:22:52,893 Straight on for 5 kilometers, then to the right. 1062 01:22:53,135 --> 01:22:54,728 Thank you. 1063 01:22:55,679 --> 01:22:57,181 Leave no witnesses.