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Hi. I'm Bert Rodriguez
from En Pelotas Magazine,

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the Latin's world numero uno source
for breaking sexy news.

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Chronicler, if you will,
of the secret history of Hollywood.

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Humble memorialist of the
vertiginous ups and precipitous downs

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of the world's greatest
female porn stars

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because porn stars
are people too.

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And I don't mean objectifying them.
No, sir.

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En Pelotas is about paying tribute
to those Amazon creatures

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walking among us
who make the term "sex goddess"

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sound woefully undernourished.

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And in a world increasingly known

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for its surgical enhancements
and questionable pubic hairstyles,

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one performer stands...
Or is it stood?...taller than the rest.

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And that is the "initimable"...

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And that is the ininim...

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And that is the inimitable
Elektra Luxx.

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Let me take you back to a time before
all the acclaim, the drug busts,

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before the high-profile affair
with Nick Chapel

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and the detritus
of their ensuing sex tape.

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Let me deposit you in the wasteland
of adult entertainment in the '90s.

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A dark era in which the silicone craze
erupted like a Macedonic volcano

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and gonzo slayed the plot-driven
pictures of yesteryear.

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Even in that toxic environment,

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she managed to elevate
standard mature programmers

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such as Sticky Sweet Volume 2
and Natural Born Killer Naturals.

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Eventually earning herself
an unprecedented

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five consecutive Fox of the
Year awards from the AWN.

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But if one performance
perfectly captures the moment

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where she turned the page
and went from promising sex kitten

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to behemothic superstar,

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it would have to be her turn
as twin nymphomaniac sisters

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in the precisely titled
2 Nymphomaniac Twin Sisters.

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It is here that Elektra first puts into
play her look-to-the-camera theory.

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The rest, as they say, is history.
Take a look.

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With this seemingly harmless

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breaking of the proverbial
fourth wall,

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Miss Luxx pretty much started
a revolution.

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Seems immaterial now,
but at the time, there were rumors

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she had looked at the camera
awaiting direction

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or simply thought the camera was
in another place altogether. Nonsense.

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Take a look at
Dial SS for Super Sex.

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Am I interrupting something?

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- It's her. It's Super Sex.
- Huh?

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What do you bad boys want
all that money for?

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- To get some pussy.
- Buy some beer.

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Let's deal with the beer later.

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First things first.

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And here she is in
The Best Girl Scout Cookies.

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We're lost, totally lost.

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It'll be hours before
they send out a search party.

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I will gather some sticks
to make a fire.

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I know a better way to keep warm.

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We can't. I asked your group
leader, Stacey, to marry me.

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So marry her.

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Group Leader Stacey taught me
to share and we share everything.

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The success of
2 Nymphomaniac Twin Sisters

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was such that the producers
signed her up for the hotter sequel:

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2 Nymphomaniac Twin Sisters Il:
Wetter Than Seattle.

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This is the one
with the famous orgy scene

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in which Elektra joins herself
in bed

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for what Adult World News
called the big bang of all sex scenes.

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Berto!

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What?

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You told me you took out the trash.

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I did! I did take it out!

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It won every major award
at the AWN show,

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including two best actress statuettes
for Miss Luxx.

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- You didn't take it out!
- Mom, please not now! Please!

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The industry being as literal as it is,
Elektra soon starred

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as the world's most jaw-droppingly
curvilinear astrophysicist

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in The Big Bang,
earning herself another nomination

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for best group sex scene, but
losing to newcomer Venus Azucar

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in what is still
a hotly debated decision.

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When are you going to take it out?

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When you begin to mount the edge of
the most fantastic shivering spasm,

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it's not bad form to look him
in the eye and say:

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"I don't know where I'm going,
but if you move, I will kill you."

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And if you're with a woman,
you might also compliment her hair.

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Nothing makes us more insecure,

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even with our ankles
behind our ears,

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than our hair looking all funny.

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Yes, Maria.

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My husband often complains
that I'm too quiet during...

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You know.

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But I don't really know what to say
because I'm concentrating myself.

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Well, verbal reinforcement
is a must.

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If the man is fucking you
with wild abandon, it is your duty

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and your privilege
to encourage him.

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- Mrs. Turner.
- Oh, well,

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...if the man is already doing the...
- If he's already inside you, yeah.

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Isn't it then, quite frankly, a little
redundant to be talking about it?

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No, no, no. Men are very insecure.

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And it is critical that you reaffirm.
This is of vital importance.

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Also, they are primarily
visual creatures.

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Don't keep your faces
scrunched up the whole time.

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That's a mistake first-timers
make on camera.

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At least before Botox
changed the game.

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Same thing in the privacy
of your own home.

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Men require encouragement.
I cannot emphasize this enough.

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- What is it, Dolores?
- It's nothing.

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You've been wanting
to say something.

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I'm fine.

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What is it? We're all friends.

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I had this horrible experience
last week with my boyfriend and...

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- What's wrong with your eye?
- Nothing.

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But it keeps twitching.

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Oh, uh, well...

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That's just it.

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I was practicing the oral technique
you suggested

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and when it was time...

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I timed it all wrong and...

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- It's okay, let it all out.
- And it all went in my eye

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and I went blind and I had to
be rushed to the emergency room.

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Blind?

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I'm sorry.

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You were giving
on your knees.

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And where
was your hair?

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It... Well, he was
holding it back.

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- That wasn't a problem.
- And he was standing.

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He was on the couch
just like you said, and I was...

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I was giving him
that devouring look.

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I said, "Didn't you promise me
a pearl necklace?"

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Obviously, in my whole life,
I never said that before.

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I'm very proud of you.

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I didn't even get to say "necklace"
because suddenly,

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this whip strikes across my eye
and my vision goes all blurry

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and I fall back and I...

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So you fell off the horse.
Most natural thing in the world.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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And nothing else to do
but get right back on.

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The whole ride, the
paramedic was snickering facts

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about how the prostaglandin
and the citric acid in his semen

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was not compatible
with my contact-lens solution.

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And your boyfriend?

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Oh, he felt so bad for me.

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He punched that ambulance driver
when he was driving

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and he got me
a real pearl necklace.

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- Aw.
- They're Japanese. So, yeah.

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All right.

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That's it for today.

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Oh, Father McKinley
needs the room next week,

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so we will start at 6:00.

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- Miss Luxx?
- Yeah?

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Miss Luxx, you don't
know me. My name is Cora.

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- Oh, you just missed class.
- I'm not here for your class.

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I need to speak to you
about something else.

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Oh, yeah?

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It has to do with

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Nick Chapel.

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If you're a reporter,
my answer is no.

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Thanks, but no thanks.
And also, no.

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- I'm not. I saw you at the funeral.
- You saw me at the funeral?

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Fighting with his mother. That
was awful the way she slapped you.

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- You are a reporter.
- No, I'm a flight attendant.

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- Print whatever lie you like.
- It's not like that. I killed him.

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What did you say?

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Not on purpose, obviously.
I'm not a murderer...

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"Ess," murderess.

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I've never killed
anything in my life.

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But if it wasn't for me,
Nick wouldn't be dead.

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Did Father McKinley
send you?

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Because he doesn't own
the community center.

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My class is just as legal
as his Bible study is.

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I don't know who that is.

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- Have a drink with me?
- I don't know you.

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Not yet. I can tell
we're gonna get along great.

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Just one harmless
little drink, please?

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One is my limit anyway.

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You heard about the briefcase
Nick was carrying

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with the lyrics
for the new record?

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I heard it went missing. Someone
stole it from the airport?

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- Yes, well...
- You stole it?

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Shh!

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- Why?
- For you.

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- For me?
- And for him too, I suppose.

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God rest his soul.
See, all the songs are about you.

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How can you be sure?

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Well, one is called
"Elektra Is Blue."

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Another is called
"Luxx Super Deluxe."

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There's also one called
"All Natural Sex Vixen."

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One's called "Emotional Quicksand
With Her Ankles Behind Her Ears."

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And there's a working title
"He's So Juvenile, She's So Adult."

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Nobody's ever written a song
about me before.

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Well, this guy wrote 15.

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Can I see them?

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You can have them.

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- Thank you.
- Don't mention it.

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This is so generous of you.

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You committed a crime because
you thought it was unfair

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for me to never know these existed?
I couldn't live with myself knowing.

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- How can I ever pay you back?
- Don't be silly.

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No, I mean it. I mean, if there
is anything you ever need...

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Well, there is one thing.

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Name it.

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- I need you to seduce my fiancé.
- Excuse me?

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It's the only way I can
forgive myself and marry him.

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I see.

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You thought I would just
go ahead and do this?

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Well, I figured with
your line of work,

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...you wouldn't mind.
- I wouldn't mind?

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Morally speaking,
in a professional sense.

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My Benjamin, he's the guy,
you know?

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He's intelligent,
he's kind, he's loyal.

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And I just am so insanely guilty
over cheating on him,

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- I can barely look him in the eye.
- So tell him.

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Why would I tell him? I didn't
even consummate anything with Nick.

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He talked about you while
I was giving him a blow job.

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And then he hits his head, and it's just
not the kind of thing you tell a fiancé.

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Is it? Well, I mean, I know that
I will never ever do it again.

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But how can he ever
really be sure?

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In his mind, he'll always wonder if,
given the chance, would I do it again.

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- So you thought if I seduced him?
- Well, just the one time.

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I would catch you in the act,
he would feel terrible.

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I would forgive him,
case closed.

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I'm not even considering this,
but how do you know I'm his type?

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We rented one of your videos
and I could tell he was into you.

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You know the one where you
play the nymphomaniac twins?

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I fell asleep, but when I woke up,
you ended up in bed with yourself.

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- How did you do that anyway?
- Movie magic.

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- Didn't it freak you out? I mean...
- I didn't write the thing and I'm retired.

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Not to mention,
I'm a mother-to-be.

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Oh, you can barely even tell. Not in
a million years, you look fabulous.

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That was not my point.

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I didn't mean to upset you.

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This whole plan
is ridiculous.

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Just forget the whole thing, okay?
I think I just needed to hear myself

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say it out loud to realize how
crazy it is, but I'm fine now.

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I'm back to my good old self.

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Well, I should be going now.

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Holly?

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Holly?

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- Elektra?
- What are you doing here?

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Waiting for my girlfriend. We're
going to Mexico for the weekend.

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- What happened?
- Just too many martinis.

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- So I heard you quit the biz, huh?
- Yup.

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- And you're teaching at a commune?
- No, I teach at a community center.

237
00:16:06,521 --> 00:16:08,352
- Cooking class, right?
- No.

238
00:16:08,523 --> 00:16:10,514
- Taxidermy?
- No.

239
00:16:11,193 --> 00:16:14,685
- What is taxidermy exactly?
- Like how to stuff animals.

240
00:16:15,297 --> 00:16:17,162
- With food?
- When they're dead.

241
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:18,857
No shit.

242
00:16:19,701 --> 00:16:22,101
Look, I want you
to be completely honest.

243
00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:25,501
- Am I the reason you quit?
- What are you talking about?

244
00:16:25,774 --> 00:16:29,175
You walked off the Cowgirls set
during our big scene, remember?

245
00:16:29,344 --> 00:16:30,606
That?

246
00:16:30,779 --> 00:16:33,748
No, Holly, of course not.
Nothing to do with you.

247
00:16:33,915 --> 00:16:35,849
Because my whole
oral-sex hang-up

248
00:16:36,018 --> 00:16:38,851
was connected
to memories of my dog.

249
00:16:40,589 --> 00:16:42,079
I'm pregnant.

250
00:16:42,257 --> 00:16:44,987
- Oh, my God.
- I know.

251
00:16:45,394 --> 00:16:47,362
- Is it yours?
- What?

252
00:16:48,196 --> 00:16:51,290
- Is the father gonna be around?
- I'm gonna raise it on my own.

253
00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:53,093
- You are?
- Mm-hm.

254
00:16:53,268 --> 00:16:55,998
That is so inspirational.

255
00:16:56,538 --> 00:16:57,903
I wish you were my mom.

256
00:16:58,673 --> 00:17:01,540
Not in a weird way.
I'm just... I'm so thrilled.

257
00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:04,340
Thanks. Have fun in Mexico.

258
00:17:04,513 --> 00:17:07,038
It's not a romantic weekend.
Just my best friend.

259
00:17:07,215 --> 00:17:08,910
Okay, have a blast.

260
00:17:09,084 --> 00:17:12,144
Have you ever had a best friend
that you wanted to be closer to?

261
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:15,084
- What?
- Nothing.

262
00:17:15,257 --> 00:17:18,556
- I hope you don't throw up too much.
- Likewise.

263
00:17:24,332 --> 00:17:26,323
Oh, hey.

264
00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:29,095
I'm Bert Rodriguez, sex blogger.

265
00:17:29,271 --> 00:17:32,468
Once again, you are tuned into
the frequency of the erotic,

266
00:17:32,641 --> 00:17:37,078
the wavelength of all things carnal,
voluptuous, bawdy and epicurean.

267
00:17:37,245 --> 00:17:39,770
Never lecherous, always ardent.

268
00:17:39,948 --> 00:17:43,281
I'm referring, of course,
to the world of En Pelotas Magazine.

269
00:17:43,452 --> 00:17:46,944
We now resume part two of
the greatest-living-porn-star series,

270
00:17:47,122 --> 00:17:49,647
profiling the meteoric rise
and illustrious reign

271
00:17:49,825 --> 00:17:54,159
of world-class professional
supernova Elektra Luxx.

272
00:17:54,329 --> 00:17:56,820
We will bring you up to date
with Elektra today

273
00:17:56,998 --> 00:17:58,522
and address shocking rumors

274
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:01,692
that have been sweeping
the adult film industry like wildfire.

275
00:18:01,870 --> 00:18:04,100
- Did you see it yet?
- What do you want?

276
00:18:04,272 --> 00:18:06,866
- Did you see it?
- See what? I'm kind of busy here.

277
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,340
There's like 15 comments
in the comments section.

278
00:18:09,511 --> 00:18:12,275
I'm in the middle of a
live stream. What are you doing?

279
00:18:12,447 --> 00:18:14,142
- Check it out.
- Don't touch my laptop.

280
00:18:14,316 --> 00:18:17,444
- I'm not gonna break it. Look.
- Give me this.

281
00:18:18,186 --> 00:18:20,347
"Me likey the hottie
in the gallery.

282
00:18:20,522 --> 00:18:23,650
Dang, I was wrong about you
being gay." Signed, Pork Grind.

283
00:18:23,825 --> 00:18:25,520
I hate this creep.

284
00:18:25,694 --> 00:18:27,389
- What gallery?
- Keep reading.

285
00:18:27,562 --> 00:18:31,521
"This girl is perfect. Keep these coming,
En Pelotas." Signed Trilobite.

286
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,167
What did you do?

287
00:18:37,339 --> 00:18:39,034
Olive, what is that?

288
00:18:39,207 --> 00:18:41,232
You wanted original content, right?

289
00:18:41,409 --> 00:18:44,344
- You broke into my site.
- Desperate times, desperate measures.

290
00:18:44,513 --> 00:18:46,208
How did you guess my password?

291
00:18:46,848 --> 00:18:48,873
Like "Captain Marvel"
was so hard to guess?

292
00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:51,018
- You had no right!
- What's the big deal?

293
00:18:51,186 --> 00:18:52,380
This is totally perverted!

294
00:18:52,554 --> 00:18:55,751
- Where did you get those panties?
- I have a ton of panties like that.

295
00:18:55,924 --> 00:18:59,519
I seriously doubt you have a ton of
panties that say, "All you can eat."

296
00:18:59,694 --> 00:19:01,821
- Okay, maybe not a ton.
- I'm gonna be sick.

297
00:19:01,997 --> 00:19:03,021
I think I look hot.

298
00:19:03,198 --> 00:19:06,361
- There's something wrong with you.
- It's no big deal.

299
00:19:06,535 --> 00:19:07,729
"No big deal," she says.

300
00:19:07,903 --> 00:19:11,600
Look, what I mean is you're a dear
guy, brah, but no A.F. Einstein.

301
00:19:11,773 --> 00:19:14,674
You call me "brah"? I'm not
your "brather," I'm your brother.

302
00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:18,244
Your blog shows potential.
You have to take it to the next level.

303
00:19:18,413 --> 00:19:21,576
You have no idea
what I am trying to do here.

304
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:22,944
There is a philosophy.

305
00:19:23,251 --> 00:19:27,381
There is a sensibility and an aesthetic
that completely escapes your vulgar...

306
00:19:27,556 --> 00:19:28,614
Your articles are cool.

307
00:19:28,790 --> 00:19:31,258
You won't gonna generate traffic
unless you show skin.

308
00:19:31,426 --> 00:19:34,862
That's what these weirdos read the
blog for. I was doing you a favor.

309
00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:37,021
A favor. How is my little sister

310
00:19:37,199 --> 00:19:40,293
getting half naked and posting
pictures doing me a favor?

311
00:19:40,468 --> 00:19:44,336
You need original amateur content.
Isn't that what you told Trixie?

312
00:19:44,506 --> 00:19:47,100
What business is this of yours
what I told Trixie?

313
00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:50,403
Maybe you wanna see her naked.
You're a perv like your readers.

314
00:19:50,579 --> 00:19:54,242
I asked Trixie about this
before we were friends,

315
00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:57,817
- when she was just a checkout girl.
- Because you like her.

316
00:19:57,986 --> 00:19:59,817
- She's Swedish.
- She's not Swedish.

317
00:19:59,988 --> 00:20:02,252
- Yes, she is.
- Her family's from Orange County

318
00:20:02,424 --> 00:20:03,948
and what if she was Swedish?

319
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,753
See? This is why we're not
gonna have this conversation.

320
00:20:06,928 --> 00:20:09,488
You don't know the first thing
about anything important.

321
00:20:09,664 --> 00:20:12,326
- Like what?
- If it wasn't for Swedish movies

322
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:16,402
in the 1960s, practically all movies
today would be about robots, okay?

323
00:20:16,571 --> 00:20:18,664
- You're full of shit.
- You don't know history!

324
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:22,776
Eroticism is in their blood. They're
like a hotbed for modern sexual culture.

325
00:20:22,944 --> 00:20:24,878
- You... Look it up.
- Whatever.

326
00:20:25,046 --> 00:20:29,005
All I know is you need original
content, perky tits and smooth legs,

327
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,277
not plastic hags
with stretch marks.

328
00:20:31,453 --> 00:20:36,152
- Plastic... Stretch... God, who are you?
- I'm gonna be a famous Internet pinup.

329
00:20:36,324 --> 00:20:37,951
- Not on my blog.
- Yes. Watch me.

330
00:20:38,126 --> 00:20:40,617
You have no idea what kind
of comments I've gotten.

331
00:20:40,795 --> 00:20:44,253
- Want me to read them to you?
- Put that down. This is expensive.

332
00:20:49,537 --> 00:20:52,597
Cora? Are you gonna be all right?

333
00:20:52,774 --> 00:20:57,302
I'm just gonna take a nap and
then I'll be totally awake.

334
00:20:57,479 --> 00:21:00,471
Maybe not the best idea.
I hear a lot of people drown like that.

335
00:21:01,016 --> 00:21:02,916
You're funny.

336
00:21:03,084 --> 00:21:06,679
And a fine, fine human
being for bringing me home.

337
00:21:07,422 --> 00:21:09,822
- Thank you.
- Anytime.

338
00:21:09,991 --> 00:21:12,858
But you better go now
before Benjamin gets here.

339
00:21:13,028 --> 00:21:14,620
I love him so much.

340
00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:17,623
I really screwed up this time.

341
00:21:17,899 --> 00:21:21,027
I think maybe you should turn off
the water before I leave.

342
00:21:21,202 --> 00:21:24,899
Good idea, so I don't have to pee.

343
00:21:25,473 --> 00:21:26,838
Right.

344
00:21:29,778 --> 00:21:31,541
Right-o, buffalo.

345
00:21:36,017 --> 00:21:37,882
What are you looking at?

346
00:21:49,197 --> 00:21:53,531
Just keep walking, keep walking.

347
00:21:56,338 --> 00:21:57,930
Don't even think about it.

348
00:21:59,074 --> 00:22:03,340
Elektra, so stupid.

349
00:22:04,846 --> 00:22:06,336
Yeah?

350
00:22:06,514 --> 00:22:09,881
Hi, uh, I just walked past you
on the stairs.

351
00:22:10,051 --> 00:22:12,542
- Have we met before?
- I don't think so.

352
00:22:12,721 --> 00:22:14,814
Huh. Can you, uh?

353
00:22:16,424 --> 00:22:21,054
I feel really weird talking to the door.
You mind opening up?

354
00:22:26,034 --> 00:22:28,264
- Hey.
- Hey.

355
00:22:30,205 --> 00:22:32,139
I was waiting for my Realtor.

356
00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:34,867
I'm looking for an apartment
on another floor.

357
00:22:35,043 --> 00:22:36,408
Oh, yeah?

358
00:22:39,647 --> 00:22:42,548
- Can I be honest with you?
- Okay.

359
00:22:43,251 --> 00:22:46,220
I was gonna ask you if I
could come in and take a look,

360
00:22:46,388 --> 00:22:48,822
you know, see if
I wanted to buy or not,

361
00:22:48,990 --> 00:22:51,584
but that would be a total lie.

362
00:22:52,060 --> 00:22:54,324
- Lie?
- I'm just looking for an excuse

363
00:22:54,496 --> 00:22:56,726
...to get into your place.
- Why is that?

364
00:22:57,098 --> 00:22:59,589
- Life.
- Life?

365
00:22:59,768 --> 00:23:01,463
Life is funny, you know.

366
00:23:01,636 --> 00:23:06,164
I took one look at you and said to
myself, "Elektra, life is fleeting.

367
00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:09,936
And if today is a day you wanna
be bad, why not be real bad?

368
00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:14,179
With that hunk of flesh with the
muscles and the crooked smile."

369
00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:19,910
- You think my smile's crooked?
- With a sort of sinister sexiness.

370
00:23:22,791 --> 00:23:25,851
Don't take this the wrong way,
you're a very forward woman.

371
00:23:26,027 --> 00:23:30,123
Forward and backward too,
if you catch my drift.

372
00:23:30,632 --> 00:23:33,465
You just don't waste any time,
do you?

373
00:23:33,635 --> 00:23:36,695
I know what I like. And when I
like it, I like it right away.

374
00:23:36,871 --> 00:23:38,202
So we can keep talking here.

375
00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:41,399
You can always wonder "what
if," or you can pull me inside

376
00:23:41,576 --> 00:23:45,113
and do to me everything you ever
wanted to do with a woman in bed.

377
00:23:46,247 --> 00:23:48,841
Right there, right there.

378
00:23:50,819 --> 00:23:54,414
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.

379
00:23:54,589 --> 00:23:56,318
Just like that.

380
00:23:57,492 --> 00:23:58,720
Don't come yet.

381
00:23:59,461 --> 00:24:00,792
Don't come yet.

382
00:24:02,831 --> 00:24:05,527
God, you know how to fuck me.

383
00:24:06,034 --> 00:24:09,834
Oh, I'm gonna come.
I'm gonna come.

384
00:24:32,126 --> 00:24:33,650
I'll be right back.

385
00:24:38,266 --> 00:24:41,235
Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
We're not alone.

386
00:24:41,402 --> 00:24:44,599
- What are you talking about?
- There is a dead chick in the bathtub.

387
00:24:53,781 --> 00:24:55,908
- Who is this?
- I'm Elektra, you hussy.

388
00:24:56,084 --> 00:24:58,450
- Who the hell are you?
- No. Who is this?

389
00:24:59,487 --> 00:25:02,684
- Obviously, he's your fiancé.
- This is not my fiancé.

390
00:25:03,391 --> 00:25:06,622
- Yes, he is. She's still drunk.
- I'm not her fiancé.

391
00:25:06,794 --> 00:25:09,820
Yes, you are. You're both drunk.
Your name is Ben.

392
00:25:09,998 --> 00:25:13,729
I'm sorry, sweetheart. My name
is Dellwood. Dellwood Butterworth.

393
00:25:14,969 --> 00:25:16,459
And you can call me Dell.

394
00:25:17,171 --> 00:25:19,935
- What is he doing in here?
- He lives here, you idiot.

395
00:25:20,108 --> 00:25:24,704
- Actually I don't... I don't live here.
- So, what are you doing in here?

396
00:25:25,513 --> 00:25:29,950
Well, to be honest,
I, um, broke in.

397
00:25:30,118 --> 00:25:31,483
- What?
- Is this a robbery?

398
00:25:31,653 --> 00:25:33,985
- I'm calling 911.
- This is not a robbery.

399
00:25:34,155 --> 00:25:36,316
- You just said you broke in.
- And then he raped you.

400
00:25:36,491 --> 00:25:38,118
Whoa! Hold up, lady. Hey. Whoa.

401
00:25:40,028 --> 00:25:41,256
Now, if anything,

402
00:25:41,429 --> 00:25:43,624
...it was the other way around.
- Excuse me?

403
00:25:43,798 --> 00:25:45,629
You couldn't wait
to get my clothes off.

404
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,428
- You said you were Ben.
- I said no such thing.

405
00:25:48,603 --> 00:25:51,003
I am a great many things,
but a liar I am not.

406
00:25:51,172 --> 00:25:53,970
Well, you better be gone
when the real Ben gets here.

407
00:25:54,142 --> 00:25:57,407
- As soon as I get what I came for.
- I'd say you made out pretty well.

408
00:25:57,579 --> 00:26:02,107
Coincidentally, you happened to
break in here today? I don't buy that.

409
00:26:02,617 --> 00:26:05,643
I refuse to believe God's
sense of humor could stoop this low.

410
00:26:05,820 --> 00:26:07,082
To tell you the truth,

411
00:26:07,255 --> 00:26:10,986
I am a private detective, hired by
the band to find the missing lyrics.

412
00:26:11,159 --> 00:26:12,854
- What?
- For the new album.

413
00:26:13,494 --> 00:26:16,725
I've been tracking your whereabouts
since the funeral.

414
00:26:17,699 --> 00:26:21,294
You knew what I was doing all along
and still took advantage of me?

415
00:26:22,370 --> 00:26:24,338
Let's define "advantage" here.

416
00:26:24,505 --> 00:26:26,939
You are a stunning woman.

417
00:26:27,108 --> 00:26:28,507
You came on to me.

418
00:26:28,676 --> 00:26:32,009
You asked, please take care of you
because you were just raring to go.

419
00:26:32,180 --> 00:26:34,774
I'm a gentleman.
And I'm only human to boot, darling.

420
00:26:34,949 --> 00:26:37,110
- You are a scumbag.
- No, listen.

421
00:26:37,285 --> 00:26:39,776
In my line of work,
certain lines get crossed.

422
00:26:39,954 --> 00:26:42,923
But I didn't even know you were
in the apartment. Honest.

423
00:26:43,091 --> 00:26:45,218
When I left you at the bar,
you were soused.

424
00:26:45,393 --> 00:26:47,520
I meant to come back here
before you got home.

425
00:26:47,695 --> 00:26:50,027
Not much of a detective then.

426
00:26:50,198 --> 00:26:54,498
Oh. Huh. Well, I was hired to find
these and I found them, didn't I?

427
00:26:54,669 --> 00:26:57,160
- Those songs are rightfully hers.
- They're not.

428
00:26:57,338 --> 00:27:00,830
- You'd be in trouble if it wasn't for...
- If it wasn't for?

429
00:27:04,012 --> 00:27:07,880
- Was that all for show before?
- Take a wild guess.

430
00:27:08,049 --> 00:27:10,574
- All of it?
- Most of it.

431
00:27:10,752 --> 00:27:14,483
- You liked a bit of it then, didn't you?
- Well, I am not a robot.

432
00:27:14,656 --> 00:27:16,817
- You liked more than a bit.
- Don't push it.

433
00:27:16,991 --> 00:27:19,721
Can I buy you a coffee?
I mean, it's only fair.

434
00:27:20,128 --> 00:27:22,688
You know,
all those songs are about me.

435
00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:26,726
You know, I've never
even listened to the band.

436
00:27:26,901 --> 00:27:28,698
Mostly into bluegrass,
some electro.

437
00:27:28,870 --> 00:27:31,862
- This Nick Chapel, was he talented?
- Very.

438
00:27:33,675 --> 00:27:37,042
I tell you what.
I don't think anyone's gonna know

439
00:27:37,211 --> 00:27:40,806
how many of these things he wrote,
so if you have coffee with me,

440
00:27:40,982 --> 00:27:43,542
I'll let you keep the one
you like the best.

441
00:27:43,718 --> 00:27:44,776
Is that a deal?

442
00:27:46,087 --> 00:27:47,247
I suppose it could be.

443
00:27:47,422 --> 00:27:50,721
- You gotta shake on it.
- I think we're beyond a handshake.

444
00:27:50,892 --> 00:27:54,851
So you just jump on any girl
that comes on to you?

445
00:27:55,897 --> 00:27:58,457
Well, not just any.

446
00:27:58,833 --> 00:28:00,130
Well, mostly, yeah.

447
00:28:00,301 --> 00:28:03,270
I mean,
look at the way she's put together.

448
00:28:04,706 --> 00:28:06,435
Hello?

449
00:28:09,277 --> 00:28:11,245
Hello?

450
00:28:13,581 --> 00:28:15,879
- Hi, sweetie.
- Hi, honey.

451
00:28:17,719 --> 00:28:18,743
- Ben.
- Hi.

452
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,912
Mitch. This is Beatrice.
Your fiancée was nice enough

453
00:28:22,090 --> 00:28:23,523
to let us take a gander.

454
00:28:23,691 --> 00:28:26,854
- Thinking of buying on the 7th floor.
- Our Realtor never showed.

455
00:28:27,028 --> 00:28:29,223
- His car hit a train.
- Just brutal.

456
00:28:29,397 --> 00:28:31,763
Well, look. Thanks a million.

457
00:28:31,933 --> 00:28:34,629
A little out of our price range,
but we'll run the numbers.

458
00:28:34,802 --> 00:28:35,894
- Good luck.
- Benjamin.

459
00:28:36,070 --> 00:28:37,469
Mitch.

460
00:29:47,975 --> 00:29:49,840
- Hey.
- What's up?

461
00:29:50,011 --> 00:29:53,742
- You were talking in your sleep.
- What did I say?

462
00:29:53,915 --> 00:29:57,146
- "What does 10 bucks get me?"
- That's it?

463
00:29:57,318 --> 00:29:59,183
Yeah, what were
you dreaming?

464
00:29:59,353 --> 00:30:00,513
I don't know.

465
00:30:00,688 --> 00:30:02,349
Really?

466
00:30:02,857 --> 00:30:04,791
Yeah, I think...

467
00:30:04,959 --> 00:30:07,154
I think I was back at school
in the cafeteria

468
00:30:07,328 --> 00:30:10,957
and I wanted to know
what 10 bucks got me.

469
00:30:11,132 --> 00:30:13,066
So, what did you get?

470
00:30:13,234 --> 00:30:16,897
- Frozen yogurt.
- No shit. You were humping the pillow.

471
00:30:17,371 --> 00:30:19,771
And a pony.
Frozen yogurt and a pony.

472
00:30:21,108 --> 00:30:25,272
Well, listen up, pony girl. I just met
two venture capitalists in the lobby.

473
00:30:25,446 --> 00:30:27,710
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hm. Loaded.

474
00:30:27,882 --> 00:30:31,545
- Margaritas?
- No, like, rich.

475
00:30:31,719 --> 00:30:35,849
They saw us at the beach this
morning and they are totally smitten.

476
00:30:36,023 --> 00:30:38,514
They were mosquitoes.
I got bit right on my ass.

477
00:30:38,693 --> 00:30:39,853
"Smitten."

478
00:30:40,027 --> 00:30:42,052
You need to have your ears
looked at.

479
00:30:42,230 --> 00:30:43,527
I love my ears.

480
00:30:43,698 --> 00:30:44,790
By a doctor.

481
00:30:45,233 --> 00:30:48,794
Doctors are like mimes,
but they talk.

482
00:30:48,970 --> 00:30:50,437
They wanna take us to dinner.

483
00:30:50,605 --> 00:30:52,630
How can you be hungry
after that guacamole?

484
00:30:52,807 --> 00:30:54,297
You don't have to eat it all.

485
00:30:54,475 --> 00:30:58,468
The point is, they gave me 200
bucks to go to the bathroom.

486
00:30:58,646 --> 00:31:02,878
- Gross.
- Not to watch me go to the bathroom.

487
00:31:03,050 --> 00:31:06,486
Just like a tip to powder my nose

488
00:31:06,654 --> 00:31:09,248
prove a little interest
in our company.

489
00:31:09,423 --> 00:31:11,254
- What company?
- Our company.

490
00:31:11,425 --> 00:31:13,825
- We don't have a company.
- Female company.

491
00:31:13,995 --> 00:31:15,656
Okay, no need to get upset.

492
00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:18,628
Well, get dressed so that
we can make some easy money.

493
00:31:18,799 --> 00:31:20,699
Aren't we supposed to be
on vacation?

494
00:31:20,868 --> 00:31:24,031
Yes, this way, we get all expenses paid.

495
00:31:24,205 --> 00:31:27,265
- Okay, but isn't that, like, working?
- Technically.

496
00:31:27,441 --> 00:31:31,400
And again, who's been whining all
month about being fired from her job?

497
00:31:31,579 --> 00:31:34,673
- I don't know.
- That was a rhetorical question.

498
00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:37,943
- Are you saying I got fired?
- You told me you got fired.

499
00:31:38,119 --> 00:31:40,383
I told you I got escorted
from the premises.

500
00:31:40,554 --> 00:31:42,886
- I quit before they kicked me out.
- Whatever.

501
00:31:43,057 --> 00:31:46,117
The producers said that I was never
gonna work in that town again.

502
00:31:46,294 --> 00:31:47,386
It's a cheesy line.

503
00:31:47,561 --> 00:31:50,962
He means he's gonna make sure you
never get another job in the business.

504
00:31:51,132 --> 00:31:53,157
He didn't say "business,"
he said "town."

505
00:31:53,334 --> 00:31:55,666
There are a million other towns
besides Chatsworth.

506
00:31:55,970 --> 00:31:58,063
Be that as it may,

507
00:31:58,239 --> 00:32:01,265
one of the banker guys recognized
you from one of your movies.

508
00:32:01,442 --> 00:32:03,000
- Which one?
- He didn't say.

509
00:32:03,177 --> 00:32:06,613
But he said he stumbled upon
one of your movies in a hotel.

510
00:32:06,781 --> 00:32:08,976
He's a liar.
I never did a movie in a hotel.

511
00:32:09,150 --> 00:32:12,711
- No, he saw your movie in the hotel.
- What hotel?

512
00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:15,822
- How am I supposed to know?
- It is an innocent question.

513
00:32:15,990 --> 00:32:19,517
Why do you make it so goddamn
hard to have a simple conversation?

514
00:32:19,927 --> 00:32:23,124
How am I making it hard?
I am just sharing my point of view.

515
00:32:23,297 --> 00:32:25,857
Or should I go along
with every one of your opinions?

516
00:32:26,033 --> 00:32:28,467
"Yes, Bambi, no, Bambi,
whatever you say, Bambi."

517
00:32:28,636 --> 00:32:32,265
You should be grateful that I try to
bring something to our discussions.

518
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:36,501
I am, but sometimes the thing
that you could bring is silence.

519
00:32:47,321 --> 00:32:48,345
Holly.

520
00:32:57,865 --> 00:33:00,663
That sounded harsh. I'm sorry.

521
00:33:02,737 --> 00:33:05,399
Are you pouting? Oh, I see.

522
00:33:05,573 --> 00:33:07,803
You're bringing silence
to the discussion.

523
00:33:07,975 --> 00:33:10,068
You've proven your point. You win.

524
00:33:11,045 --> 00:33:13,775
Come on. You're not gonna let me
go by myself, are you?

525
00:33:13,948 --> 00:33:15,882
There's two of them.

526
00:33:16,050 --> 00:33:17,847
Please?

527
00:33:19,153 --> 00:33:22,088
Doesn't feel so good
when I'm rhetorical, does it?

528
00:33:23,290 --> 00:33:25,724
Fine. Stay.

529
00:33:50,718 --> 00:33:53,881
Thanks.
I forgot I'm babysitting tonight.

530
00:33:54,055 --> 00:33:55,989
- Charlotte?
- How do you know?

531
00:33:56,257 --> 00:33:58,487
I told you I've been following you.

532
00:33:58,959 --> 00:34:01,086
Her aunt Addie is recovering
from an accident.

533
00:34:01,262 --> 00:34:03,059
Doctor has a thing for her mother,

534
00:34:03,230 --> 00:34:05,255
drove her home the other night.

535
00:34:05,433 --> 00:34:08,493
You have no problem carrying
on a conversation all by yourself.

536
00:34:08,669 --> 00:34:09,795
May I ask you something?

537
00:34:10,271 --> 00:34:12,330
I get the feeling
you're gonna ask anyway.

538
00:34:12,506 --> 00:34:15,703
Why didn't you try to prove Nick
Chapel was the father of your child?

539
00:34:15,876 --> 00:34:17,901
You worried about the DNA test?

540
00:34:18,079 --> 00:34:21,242
No, I didn't feel like having my
name dragged in mud all year long.

541
00:34:21,582 --> 00:34:24,176
You don't appreciate questioning
that begins with:

542
00:34:24,351 --> 00:34:27,878
"What first attracted you
to the millionaire Nick Chapel?"

543
00:34:28,322 --> 00:34:31,485
- Can I ask you something?
- Divorced, twice.

544
00:34:31,759 --> 00:34:33,920
Usual complaint.
I'm married to the job.

545
00:34:34,095 --> 00:34:35,858
That, and I was told I suffer from

546
00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:39,522
a quasi-quixotic desire
to set the world straight.

547
00:34:40,434 --> 00:34:43,198
I started as an independent
out of Cairo, Illinois,

548
00:34:43,370 --> 00:34:45,133
birthplace of wife number one.

549
00:34:45,306 --> 00:34:46,967
I've been moving around
ever since.

550
00:34:47,141 --> 00:34:49,268
A friend roadied
for some Scottish metal act.

551
00:34:49,443 --> 00:34:51,274
I fell in the rock 'n' roll crowd.

552
00:34:51,445 --> 00:34:53,379
I get asked to do strange things,

553
00:34:53,547 --> 00:34:57,506
including forging birth certificates
for underage groupies after the fact.

554
00:34:59,286 --> 00:35:01,254
A sort of creepy request

555
00:35:01,422 --> 00:35:04,220
that does little
to elevate my opinion of men.

556
00:35:04,391 --> 00:35:09,124
But the hours are flexible.
There's always free beer.

557
00:35:09,430 --> 00:35:13,059
In any case, I don't expect you
to absorb all this in one sitting.

558
00:35:13,434 --> 00:35:15,561
- Am I making you nervous?
- Yes.

559
00:35:15,736 --> 00:35:19,137
- Why? We already went to bed.
- Well, for starters,

560
00:35:19,306 --> 00:35:23,333
...you're just about perfect, darling.
- Only almost.

561
00:35:23,511 --> 00:35:26,503
- And I have very good taste.
- I don't like people with taste.

562
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,513
Girl after my own heart.
I only meant good taste in women.

563
00:35:30,151 --> 00:35:33,712
- Well, in that case...
- Secondly, you teach a class.

564
00:35:33,888 --> 00:35:36,686
And I've always been terribly
intimidated by teachers.

565
00:35:36,857 --> 00:35:38,654
Particularly sexology teachers.

566
00:35:38,826 --> 00:35:40,851
Is that even a word, "sexology"?

567
00:35:41,028 --> 00:35:44,054
Oh, yeah. There's a word
for everything these days.

568
00:35:45,966 --> 00:35:50,027
You teach a course
on how to act like a porn star in bed.

569
00:35:50,204 --> 00:35:52,536
- That's a great title by the way.
- Thank you.

570
00:35:52,706 --> 00:35:55,573
- How'd you come up with it?
- Came to me in the shower,

571
00:35:55,743 --> 00:35:59,941
which is where most of my ideas
come from, which is why I'm so clean.

572
00:36:01,215 --> 00:36:05,174
- You just made that up, didn't you?
- I do like the resonance of it though.

573
00:36:05,352 --> 00:36:06,944
You know what I mean?

574
00:36:07,121 --> 00:36:10,579
I've always liked people who can
describe the world in their own way.

575
00:36:10,758 --> 00:36:13,192
Well, now you're just
blowing smoke up my ass.

576
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,591
An expression I never
understood entirely or wanted to.

577
00:36:17,064 --> 00:36:21,433
- Still, can we do this again sometime?
- The coffee part or the other part?

578
00:36:21,602 --> 00:36:24,799
- Let's start with the coffee.
- I don't know, you talk a lot.

579
00:36:24,972 --> 00:36:28,100
I don't have to.
I can just sit here and not say a word.

580
00:36:28,809 --> 00:36:32,267
- I thought you said you didn't lie.
- Too late to choose the other part?

581
00:36:34,048 --> 00:36:35,413
I'll see you around.

582
00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:39,144
Oh, what about the song?
I told you, you could pick one.

583
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,878
Right.

584
00:36:49,830 --> 00:36:51,559
I'll take this one.

585
00:36:54,068 --> 00:36:56,002
Thank you, Dellwood.

586
00:36:57,137 --> 00:36:58,502
Good luck to you.

587
00:37:11,352 --> 00:37:15,083
As I said, Miss Luxx, call me Dell.

588
00:37:15,256 --> 00:37:17,383
Just leave me alone!

589
00:37:17,625 --> 00:37:21,789
Eleanor. Goddamn it, wait.
Don't take the keys.

590
00:37:34,008 --> 00:37:35,976
Why does she always
have to be so dramatic?

591
00:37:37,044 --> 00:37:38,272
I'm sorry.

592
00:37:38,445 --> 00:37:40,879
Nothing I ain't seen before.

593
00:37:43,284 --> 00:37:45,718
- I'm Jimmy.
- I know.

594
00:37:46,387 --> 00:37:49,982
- Has she said something about me?
- I've heard her crying.

595
00:37:56,130 --> 00:37:58,360
What is it with me and elevators?

596
00:37:58,532 --> 00:38:01,160
Power has been going
on and off all day.

597
00:38:01,568 --> 00:38:05,436
- You've heard her crying?
- I'm right above you guys.

598
00:38:06,373 --> 00:38:09,501
She's been talking amazing
amounts of shit behind my back.

599
00:38:09,677 --> 00:38:14,341
But she's the one cheating on me,
you know, with her mother's gardener.

600
00:38:16,283 --> 00:38:18,683
Would I make that up?
It sounds like a bad porno.

601
00:38:19,553 --> 00:38:22,579
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't...

602
00:38:23,123 --> 00:38:24,750
No apology necessary.

603
00:38:24,925 --> 00:38:27,416
I've never seen your work,
but I pass no judgment.

604
00:38:27,594 --> 00:38:29,789
I can't believe this.

605
00:38:33,567 --> 00:38:36,001
This is kind of like
a bad porno too, you know.

606
00:38:36,170 --> 00:38:40,573
You know, like, a naked guy stuck
in an elevator with a chick who,

607
00:38:40,808 --> 00:38:45,370
no offense,
is hot as balls.

608
00:38:50,384 --> 00:38:53,046
- Things could be worse.
- Sure.

609
00:38:53,220 --> 00:38:56,053
It could be a naked guy
who talks a lot.

610
00:39:00,394 --> 00:39:03,454
I'm sorry. I...

611
00:39:05,099 --> 00:39:07,033
I'm just having a...

612
00:39:07,768 --> 00:39:10,532
That was so rude. You're...

613
00:39:10,938 --> 00:39:12,667
You're sweet.

614
00:39:12,973 --> 00:39:15,669
I followed her out to her
mom's estate a few weeks back.

615
00:39:15,843 --> 00:39:19,006
I'm not proud of it,
but I get jealous.

616
00:39:19,380 --> 00:39:22,713
Her mom's loaded
and they fight all day long.

617
00:39:23,050 --> 00:39:25,280
You should have seen Eleanor,

618
00:39:25,452 --> 00:39:29,445
strutting past these gardeners
like she has a bell for an ass.

619
00:39:29,890 --> 00:39:34,691
Puts these guys in a trance. Leaves
blowing all over the driveway.

620
00:39:35,629 --> 00:39:37,893
It's a sickness
with that girl.

621
00:39:38,966 --> 00:39:41,298
The second I saw her,

622
00:39:41,835 --> 00:39:44,827
she just knocked the
architecture right out of my legs.

623
00:39:45,506 --> 00:39:48,270
- Love.
- Love.

624
00:39:48,542 --> 00:39:51,773
When we're not in love, we're
miserable wishing we were in love.

625
00:39:51,945 --> 00:39:55,403
And when we are in love, we're
miserable that love isn't enough.

626
00:39:55,716 --> 00:39:56,740
You said it.

627
00:39:56,917 --> 00:39:59,385
It's not like
we don't have enough information.

628
00:39:59,787 --> 00:40:02,722
Every song and book and movie
out there is about love.

629
00:40:04,124 --> 00:40:06,592
Still, it fucks up
just about everybody.

630
00:40:08,829 --> 00:40:11,127
You don't have a sister by chance?

631
00:40:13,534 --> 00:40:14,660
I do, actually.

632
00:40:15,469 --> 00:40:17,960
- Cute?
- Twin, identical.

633
00:40:18,439 --> 00:40:20,964
No kidding.
Like in that movie you did?

634
00:40:22,342 --> 00:40:24,833
How would you know?
You've never seen my work.

635
00:40:27,147 --> 00:40:28,341
That's okay.

636
00:40:28,515 --> 00:40:30,676
I was a little offended.

637
00:40:31,718 --> 00:40:33,515
So, what does she do?

638
00:40:33,687 --> 00:40:35,522
She's a criminal.

639
00:40:35,622 --> 00:40:38,386
The irony is she never got caught
doing anything when we were kids.

640
00:40:38,559 --> 00:40:41,722
I was always grounded, mostly
for chasing the neighbor's chickens

641
00:40:41,895 --> 00:40:43,123
till they passed out.

642
00:40:43,297 --> 00:40:45,390
You look like crap.

643
00:40:45,966 --> 00:40:48,400
How are you holding up?

644
00:40:49,303 --> 00:40:52,033
I wanted to bring you a book,
but they wouldn't let me,

645
00:40:52,206 --> 00:40:54,538
so I brought plain old cash.

646
00:40:57,311 --> 00:40:58,505
They don't allow books.

647
00:40:58,679 --> 00:41:02,547
You can dip a page in acid, sell off
little squares for a bunch of money.

648
00:41:03,584 --> 00:41:06,985
I keep trying your lawyer. He never
calls me back. Is he doing anything?

649
00:41:07,521 --> 00:41:10,649
He's a goofball. He says they'll
move me, and that's a good thing.

650
00:41:10,824 --> 00:41:13,088
- What about the appeal?
- Tell me about Hollywood.

651
00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:15,558
Is it decadent and wonderful?

652
00:41:15,729 --> 00:41:17,629
I don't really know.
I work in the Valley.

653
00:41:17,798 --> 00:41:20,096
But there's an endless supply
of empty warehouses.

654
00:41:20,267 --> 00:41:22,531
You're getting
more and more famous.

655
00:41:22,703 --> 00:41:25,069
- Yeah, I guess.
- Don't be so modest.

656
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:28,174
Staff members started
taking my picture while I shower.

657
00:41:28,475 --> 00:41:31,171
- They can do that?
- They do whatever they want.

658
00:41:31,512 --> 00:41:34,345
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- I don't mind so much.

659
00:41:34,515 --> 00:41:37,712
They just sort of stand there,
stare, drool and leave.

660
00:41:37,885 --> 00:41:39,785
You're not spending it
all up your nose?

661
00:41:39,953 --> 00:41:41,284
No.

662
00:41:43,056 --> 00:41:46,082
Look at me.
Trying to be a good example.

663
00:41:47,194 --> 00:41:49,526
- You eating?
- Yeah. You?

664
00:41:49,997 --> 00:41:52,727
Get up every morning at 5:30
for breakfast.

665
00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:56,631
It's either pancakes with no syrup,
French toast with no syrup,

666
00:41:56,803 --> 00:41:59,203
three kinds of eggs,
or shit on a shingle.

667
00:41:59,373 --> 00:42:01,603
That's chipped beef and gravy
on toast.

668
00:42:01,775 --> 00:42:03,436
We got lima beans
three times a day.

669
00:42:03,610 --> 00:42:06,170
The Honor Ranch planted
a bumper crop of lima beans,

670
00:42:06,346 --> 00:42:08,678
so we got them
coming out of our ears.

671
00:42:09,116 --> 00:42:12,142
Lima-bean stew, in Jell-O,
creamed lima beans.

672
00:42:12,319 --> 00:42:13,616
Jesus H.

673
00:42:15,188 --> 00:42:17,554
You got a big following
with the Mexican girls.

674
00:42:17,724 --> 00:42:21,421
They even asked me to make a movie
in here, but I turned them down.

675
00:42:21,595 --> 00:42:23,586
- Did they try anything?
- They tried.

676
00:42:23,764 --> 00:42:25,288
I had a couple of them.

677
00:42:25,465 --> 00:42:30,459
The lisp is a bit of a magnet.
It gets worse when I get nervous.

678
00:42:30,637 --> 00:42:32,798
- You can barely hear it.
- It's okay.

679
00:42:32,973 --> 00:42:35,703
The cost of doing business
around here.

680
00:42:39,012 --> 00:42:43,244
- Celia.
- They put me in the quiet room.

681
00:42:43,417 --> 00:42:46,909
Eight days one time,
12 days the next time.

682
00:42:48,021 --> 00:42:51,286
No matter who you think you are,
you never get used to that.

683
00:42:51,458 --> 00:42:52,891
I gotta get you out of here.

684
00:42:53,060 --> 00:42:56,291
Don't kid yourself. I'm not getting
out of here for a couple of years.

685
00:42:56,463 --> 00:42:58,624
But when I do,
I am never coming back.

686
00:42:58,799 --> 00:43:01,666
I'm moving to some beach somewhere
away from all the assholes.

687
00:43:02,035 --> 00:43:04,435
I wanna drink myself silly,
eat shrimp cocktail

688
00:43:04,605 --> 00:43:06,596
and get my nipples tanned
in the breeze.

689
00:43:16,950 --> 00:43:19,714
- Oh, you hear about the old man?
- No.

690
00:43:19,886 --> 00:43:22,753
Mom wrote saying the cocksucker
died last Christmas.

691
00:43:22,923 --> 00:43:24,015
Heart attack.

692
00:43:24,191 --> 00:43:27,649
Might've made it, but the ambulance
taking him to the hospital

693
00:43:27,828 --> 00:43:31,286
ran a red light, got plowed
by a truck, finished him right off.

694
00:43:31,465 --> 00:43:35,094
Like someone up there wanted
to make sure the job was done.

695
00:43:35,268 --> 00:43:37,065
Celia.

696
00:43:38,972 --> 00:43:40,030
Good riddance, huh?

697
00:43:40,941 --> 00:43:42,374
Yeah.

698
00:43:54,688 --> 00:43:56,417
Wasn't so bad.

699
00:43:57,991 --> 00:43:59,959
So she ever get out?

700
00:44:00,961 --> 00:44:04,761
Three years ago. Haven't
heard from her since.

701
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:08,861
Oh, hey, this is yours.

702
00:44:09,036 --> 00:44:11,402
You can use my phone.
Call the locksmith.

703
00:44:13,674 --> 00:44:17,110
Yeah, well, it's already
been like 30 minutes and...

704
00:44:18,512 --> 00:44:20,503
Okay, I see.

705
00:44:20,681 --> 00:44:22,342
Yeah, will do.

706
00:44:22,516 --> 00:44:24,074
Thank you.

707
00:44:58,018 --> 00:45:00,578
Mm-mm.

708
00:45:06,593 --> 00:45:08,891
Can I ask you something?

709
00:45:09,062 --> 00:45:11,462
You can ask.

710
00:45:12,699 --> 00:45:16,157
What if I showed you
what a good neighbor I can be?

711
00:45:16,536 --> 00:45:18,766
Then you should go.

712
00:45:18,972 --> 00:45:20,872
What if I refuse?

713
00:45:21,041 --> 00:45:24,204
I have a gun under my bed.

714
00:45:25,779 --> 00:45:27,337
Prove it.

715
00:45:33,854 --> 00:45:36,550
Go home to your wife, slick.

716
00:45:39,593 --> 00:45:42,824
- I didn't mean anything by it.
- I know.

717
00:45:43,196 --> 00:45:45,926
And please leave the robe.

718
00:45:52,139 --> 00:45:55,472
- Can I ask you something else?
- You can ask.

719
00:45:55,642 --> 00:46:01,137
When you look at Eleanor, does she
strike you as the cheating type?

720
00:46:03,350 --> 00:46:04,817
No.

721
00:46:06,586 --> 00:46:10,317
You think maybe I'm just imagining
all this stuff with the gardener?

722
00:46:12,359 --> 00:46:14,190
I hope so.

723
00:47:06,713 --> 00:47:07,805
What is this?

724
00:47:07,981 --> 00:47:10,916
- What are you doing? No.
- Just let me finish this song.

725
00:47:11,084 --> 00:47:13,780
- No.
- Olive, Olive.

726
00:47:14,387 --> 00:47:15,684
- No.
- Back off!

727
00:47:15,856 --> 00:47:18,256
- I'm fulfilling my manifest destiny.
- Back off!

728
00:47:18,425 --> 00:47:20,290
No! Get off!

729
00:47:27,167 --> 00:47:28,395
To the good life.

730
00:47:28,568 --> 00:47:30,433
- Yeah.
- Thank you.

731
00:47:32,606 --> 00:47:35,598
- You made it.
- Please, come sit.

732
00:47:37,244 --> 00:47:39,872
- How are you feeling?
- Much better. Thank you.

733
00:47:40,046 --> 00:47:41,638
I am Michael Ortiz.

734
00:47:41,815 --> 00:47:44,249
- I'm George.
- Holly.

735
00:47:44,851 --> 00:47:47,911
You know,
you're a lot taller in person.

736
00:47:48,088 --> 00:47:50,249
And you must be
the adventure capitalists.

737
00:47:50,423 --> 00:47:53,221
Now, how is that different
from regular capitalists?

738
00:47:53,393 --> 00:47:55,793
- That's very clever.
- You are funny.

739
00:47:55,962 --> 00:47:58,556
- She's funny.
- I'm funny.

740
00:47:59,199 --> 00:48:01,463
Would you like
something to eat or drink?

741
00:48:01,635 --> 00:48:04,934
- Oh, yeah, let's take a look.
- All right.

742
00:48:06,006 --> 00:48:08,634
- I didn't know you wore glasses.
- I'm blind as a bat.

743
00:48:08,808 --> 00:48:11,936
I have a water retention problem
around my ankles. Ever get that?

744
00:48:12,112 --> 00:48:15,741
It feels like there's an alien
under your skin. It's not intestinal.

745
00:48:15,916 --> 00:48:18,544
Did Bambi tell you
what she's been going through?

746
00:48:18,718 --> 00:48:21,016
- Is your stomach bothering you?
- I'm feeling fine.

747
00:48:21,187 --> 00:48:23,280
She was up all night
with Montalban's revenge.

748
00:48:23,456 --> 00:48:24,821
You mean Montezuma's?

749
00:48:24,991 --> 00:48:27,425
After that actor from
Fantasy Island, right?

750
00:48:27,694 --> 00:48:29,924
She's making another joke.

751
00:48:30,096 --> 00:48:32,564
It's all these beans
these Mexicans serve.

752
00:48:32,732 --> 00:48:34,791
Thank God I don't have
a problem with gas.

753
00:48:34,968 --> 00:48:37,300
Bring me beans and beer,
everybody steer clear.

754
00:48:37,470 --> 00:48:39,495
- Holly.
- Yes?

755
00:48:39,673 --> 00:48:41,197
Come with me to the ladies' room.

756
00:48:41,374 --> 00:48:43,535
- I don't have to go.
- Keep me company.

757
00:48:43,710 --> 00:48:44,836
I just got here.

758
00:48:46,046 --> 00:48:48,446
Did Bambi tell you about her
grandmother Lupita yet?

759
00:48:48,615 --> 00:48:51,106
- No.
- I don't think they wanna hear this.

760
00:48:51,284 --> 00:48:52,410
Why not?

761
00:48:52,585 --> 00:48:55,145
You go take a piss
and I'll tell them the story.

762
00:48:55,322 --> 00:48:59,691
Do you know that Bambi's real name
is Bambola de la Concepcion Paradis?

763
00:48:59,859 --> 00:49:00,883
It is not.

764
00:49:01,061 --> 00:49:03,621
- You're of Spanish descent?
- Half Spanish.

765
00:49:07,334 --> 00:49:09,529
Just the really
filthy words like that.

766
00:49:09,703 --> 00:49:13,730
Yeah, the only Spanish that I know is
mas cerveza and grande frijol.

767
00:49:13,907 --> 00:49:15,966
"Big bean," it means.
Do you know that?

768
00:49:16,142 --> 00:49:17,871
Don't look like you have a big bean.

769
00:49:18,044 --> 00:49:20,478
- Holly.
- There's only one way to find out.

770
00:49:20,647 --> 00:49:23,377
Anyway, Bambi's grandmother
was a total babe

771
00:49:23,550 --> 00:49:25,711
in the South African nation of, um...

772
00:49:26,686 --> 00:49:28,381
- What was it again?
- South America.

773
00:49:28,555 --> 00:49:30,921
- Yeah, where was she from?
- Venezuela.

774
00:49:31,257 --> 00:49:34,192
She won Miss Venezuela
like two or three times

775
00:49:34,361 --> 00:49:36,386
and caught the eye of a general.

776
00:49:36,563 --> 00:49:40,624
And these Hispanics are constantly,
I don't know, changing dictators

777
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,132
and overthrowing
governments and...

778
00:49:43,303 --> 00:49:46,500
I don't know why I'm telling you.
You guys are both from "Hispain."

779
00:49:46,673 --> 00:49:49,540
So anyway, this general had
a real hard-on for Lupita,

780
00:49:49,709 --> 00:49:50,903
a young poet's wife.

781
00:49:51,077 --> 00:49:53,807
He sent her elaborate gifts,
which she returned

782
00:49:53,980 --> 00:49:57,381
until finally, he had her husband
arrested on fake charges

783
00:49:57,550 --> 00:49:59,984
and then she made an appointment
to see him.

784
00:50:04,491 --> 00:50:07,858
He made her wait all day
before she was let into his office.

785
00:50:13,266 --> 00:50:16,929
Your husband is a fool. It's none of
my business if you live with a fool,

786
00:50:17,103 --> 00:50:20,038
but if you wanna see him,
you'll bend to my wishes

787
00:50:20,206 --> 00:50:22,970
...like the precious flower you are.
- You can't do this.

788
00:50:23,143 --> 00:50:26,635
Your husband will rot in that prison
until you give yourself to me.

789
00:50:26,813 --> 00:50:28,041
That will never happen.

790
00:50:28,214 --> 00:50:29,704
Your words, not mine.

791
00:50:30,450 --> 00:50:33,578
Exactly one month passed
with no word from her husband

792
00:50:33,753 --> 00:50:36,586
when her brother was dragged
from his classroom

793
00:50:36,756 --> 00:50:38,587
by the general's secret police.

794
00:50:38,758 --> 00:50:42,751
The newspaper said he was part
of a conspiracy to kill the dictator.

795
00:50:46,866 --> 00:50:50,131
You're tougher than your brother.
We broke him in half a day.

796
00:50:50,303 --> 00:50:53,534
You could help him if you wanted to,
if you weren't so proud.

797
00:50:55,475 --> 00:50:56,840
I think maybe you like this.

798
00:50:57,010 --> 00:50:59,410
Maybe you've never been
touched by a real man.

799
00:50:59,579 --> 00:51:02,776
Don't you wanna know what a night
of passion with a real man can do?

800
00:51:02,949 --> 00:51:07,511
To tell you the truth,
I'm not even mildly curious.

801
00:51:09,155 --> 00:51:12,124
I am the most
patient person I know, Lupita.

802
00:51:12,725 --> 00:51:14,659
You ever read the Bible?

803
00:51:17,163 --> 00:51:18,858
Listen to this.

804
00:51:19,065 --> 00:51:20,293
"I am the door.

805
00:51:20,467 --> 00:51:25,495
By me, if any man enter in,
he shall be saved."

806
00:51:25,905 --> 00:51:26,929
That's St. John.

807
00:51:27,841 --> 00:51:30,469
You can be like St. John
and be that door for me, Lupita.

808
00:51:30,643 --> 00:51:32,474
Let me enter you.

809
00:51:33,313 --> 00:51:35,008
Let me be saved by you.

810
00:51:36,683 --> 00:51:39,652
It took another six weeks
and the arrest of her father

811
00:51:39,819 --> 00:51:41,446
for Lupita to finally break.

812
00:51:41,621 --> 00:51:44,613
She agreed to see the general
and do anything he asked her

813
00:51:44,791 --> 00:51:47,316
as long as her family was spared.

814
00:51:47,927 --> 00:51:52,557
I may not be the most honorable
man, but I keep my promises.

815
00:51:53,199 --> 00:51:56,100
You will go to hell for this,
you know that.

816
00:51:56,269 --> 00:52:00,501
I'm sure the sky will fall, snakes
and spiders raining on people.

817
00:52:01,074 --> 00:52:03,042
Maybe not like that,

818
00:52:03,576 --> 00:52:06,545
but justice is coming.

819
00:52:07,313 --> 00:52:09,804
We will all pay for our sins.

820
00:52:10,150 --> 00:52:14,484
Till then,
we do the best that we can.

821
00:52:16,222 --> 00:52:18,452
I didn't do all this to hurt you.

822
00:52:20,093 --> 00:52:23,392
I did this because I can't
help myself around you.

823
00:52:23,830 --> 00:52:27,163
It's your own fault for being
God's most perfect creature.

824
00:52:29,602 --> 00:52:32,298
My mother once told me:

825
00:52:32,939 --> 00:52:35,703
"If you're going to be a whore

826
00:52:37,544 --> 00:52:40,012
you might as well
be a high-priced whore."

827
00:52:40,180 --> 00:52:42,410
She'd be very proud of you today.

828
00:52:42,582 --> 00:52:44,072
Yes.

829
00:52:44,417 --> 00:52:46,248
Yes.

830
00:52:53,626 --> 00:52:56,356
Because I am not a whore.

831
00:53:10,176 --> 00:53:11,609
And the next day,

832
00:53:11,778 --> 00:53:14,941
she was arrested
and executed by a firing squad.

833
00:53:15,381 --> 00:53:16,405
Is that true?

834
00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:19,143
That is the true story
of Bambi's grandmother Lupita.

835
00:53:19,319 --> 00:53:22,914
- Well, she's a real firecracker, huh?
- Yes.

836
00:53:23,089 --> 00:53:26,786
I have to run to the little girls' room
because I'm bleeding like a stuck pig.

837
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,450
Be back.

838
00:55:20,039 --> 00:55:21,506
Ticktock.

839
00:56:29,142 --> 00:56:30,700
Yeah?

840
00:56:31,444 --> 00:56:33,139
It's me.

841
00:56:35,481 --> 00:56:36,675
Benjamin who?

842
00:56:36,849 --> 00:56:38,942
Benjamin, my fiancé.
He's coming up.

843
00:56:39,118 --> 00:56:40,949
- Who is this?
- Cora.

844
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:42,144
Where are you?

845
00:56:42,321 --> 00:56:45,085
Downstairs in the car.
He said to wait for him here.

846
00:56:45,258 --> 00:56:46,782
How did you find me?

847
00:56:46,959 --> 00:56:49,484
Father McKinley, but there's no time.
Listen up.

848
00:56:50,830 --> 00:56:52,923
- Wait. There's someone at my door.
- It's Benjamin.

849
00:56:53,099 --> 00:56:56,159
He recognized you from the video,
so he asked me how I knew you,

850
00:56:56,335 --> 00:56:59,463
and I decided to come clean
about the Nick Chapel incident.

851
00:56:59,806 --> 00:57:04,140
It went wrong and somehow I told him
that you slipped me some Quaaludes.

852
00:57:04,310 --> 00:57:05,504
What?

853
00:57:05,678 --> 00:57:07,168
And you and the detective
are blackmailing me.

854
00:57:07,346 --> 00:57:08,472
You what?

855
00:57:08,648 --> 00:57:11,515
It was stupid but just go along
with it. He's mad as a hornet.

856
00:57:11,684 --> 00:57:13,311
So you brought him to my place?

857
00:57:13,486 --> 00:57:16,717
He's a mild-mannered man.
He's a birdwatcher for fuck's sake.

858
00:57:16,889 --> 00:57:20,825
He recognized you. Your eye color
is a match for the Green-cheeked Conure.

859
00:57:20,993 --> 00:57:24,053
- The what?
- It's a type of parrot. Go along with it.

860
00:57:24,230 --> 00:57:25,254
I am begging you.

861
00:57:25,431 --> 00:57:28,457
I will do anything you want me to
for the rest of my life.

862
00:57:28,734 --> 00:57:31,794
You name it, I'll do it.
I'm begging you.

863
00:57:33,139 --> 00:57:36,404
Miss Luxx,
do I look like a jerk to you?

864
00:57:36,709 --> 00:57:41,578
Let me rephrase that.
Miss Luxx, I am not a jerk.

865
00:57:41,747 --> 00:57:44,238
Under different circumstances,
you'd see right away.

866
00:57:44,417 --> 00:57:47,443
I'm one of the least
jerk-type guys around.

867
00:57:47,620 --> 00:57:51,056
And I figure you've met your share.
Am I right or am I out of line?

868
00:57:51,224 --> 00:57:54,716
In the world that you've chosen
to sell your wares,

869
00:57:54,894 --> 00:57:59,422
to apply your talents, to
present yourself as a commodity,

870
00:57:59,599 --> 00:58:00,725
a vendible,

871
00:58:00,900 --> 00:58:03,391
you've met some
not-so-nice guys.

872
00:58:03,569 --> 00:58:04,831
Am I correct, Miss Luxx?

873
00:58:05,004 --> 00:58:06,801
You can call me Elektra.

874
00:58:06,973 --> 00:58:10,374
Can I? Because I don't
really know you, now, do I?

875
00:58:11,143 --> 00:58:13,668
Well, no.

876
00:58:13,846 --> 00:58:16,838
What we do know
is you're a phony.

877
00:58:17,316 --> 00:58:19,045
- Excuse me?
- Is it not your job

878
00:58:19,218 --> 00:58:22,415
to fake
the most intimate emotions?

879
00:58:23,222 --> 00:58:24,712
Pleasure? Joy?

880
00:58:24,891 --> 00:58:28,054
You're a phony.
Objectively speaking, yeah?

881
00:58:28,227 --> 00:58:29,592
Among colloquials.

882
00:58:32,365 --> 00:58:35,857
And if you knew my Cora like
I know Cora, and how could you?

883
00:58:36,035 --> 00:58:41,803
You can't, but if you did, you would
know that she is a life enthusiast.

884
00:58:41,974 --> 00:58:44,033
Well, I assure you that I've never...

885
00:58:44,210 --> 00:58:46,144
Someone looking
to broaden her horizons.

886
00:58:46,712 --> 00:58:49,510
Moral? Yes.

887
00:58:50,383 --> 00:58:52,317
Not infallible.

888
00:58:52,485 --> 00:58:54,646
And here you come,

889
00:58:55,321 --> 00:58:57,346
a sex-industry celebrity,

890
00:58:57,523 --> 00:59:00,424
charitable with your Quaaludes
and your drummer boyfriend,

891
00:59:00,593 --> 00:59:03,289
and he preyed upon the fact
that it was his song

892
00:59:03,462 --> 00:59:06,260
we listened to on our engagement
night. Did you know? No.

893
00:59:06,432 --> 00:59:07,831
Yeah, we did.

894
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,026
His famous song. His power
ballad. What's it called?

895
00:59:11,203 --> 00:59:14,764
"Set Me Free or..."

896
00:59:15,341 --> 00:59:18,276
"Set Me on Fire or Set
Me Free, Silky Marie."

897
00:59:18,444 --> 00:59:22,471
Yes. And you throw a lot of
sand in her eyes, don't you?

898
00:59:22,648 --> 00:59:24,013
Pixie dust.

899
00:59:24,183 --> 00:59:27,846
And suddenly, she wakes up in a
bathroom 20,000 feet in the air

900
00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:30,352
with a drug casualty

901
00:59:31,023 --> 00:59:32,684
in heavy turbulence

902
00:59:32,858 --> 00:59:35,622
and you have the nerve
to blackmail her.

903
00:59:39,165 --> 00:59:41,565
What kind of person are you?

904
00:59:57,984 --> 01:00:01,420
Just so we're clear, you will
never get another penny from us.

905
01:00:01,587 --> 01:00:03,987
I refuse to become your mule,

906
01:00:04,156 --> 01:00:07,785
whatever it's called
in blackmailer's parlance,

907
01:00:08,628 --> 01:00:11,392
in your vulgar patois.

908
01:00:14,166 --> 01:00:17,499
I've never hit a woman, but if
you start bothering my fiancée,

909
01:00:17,670 --> 01:00:20,400
I will kick your ass
something serious.

910
01:00:20,573 --> 01:00:23,974
Same offer goes
for your detective bitch.

911
01:00:25,211 --> 01:00:27,839
I may look like
I have zero combat rating,

912
01:00:28,014 --> 01:00:31,415
but trust me,

913
01:00:33,252 --> 01:00:35,584
you don't wanna
tussle with me.

914
01:01:54,967 --> 01:01:57,902
What kind of person am I?

915
01:02:09,548 --> 01:02:12,574
I wish I had a clue, little one.

916
01:02:31,504 --> 01:02:32,766
I didn't say that.

917
01:02:36,809 --> 01:02:39,141
Girls, lunchtime.

918
01:02:41,147 --> 01:02:42,444
You come back here.

919
01:02:46,952 --> 01:02:48,681
They put me in the quiet room.

920
01:02:48,854 --> 01:02:51,448
Eight days one time,
12 days the next time.

921
01:02:51,624 --> 01:02:55,788
No matter who you think you are,
you never get used to that.

922
01:02:59,431 --> 01:03:00,864
Please don't go, Dad.

923
01:03:01,033 --> 01:03:04,491
The rock-music world is in shock
with the news that Nick Chapel,

924
01:03:04,670 --> 01:03:07,104
drummer for the rock band
Midnight Love Parade,

925
01:03:07,273 --> 01:03:10,470
has been found dead in the lavatory
of a commercial airliner.

926
01:03:16,849 --> 01:03:18,874
You're so pretty,
you could be a movie star.

927
01:03:19,051 --> 01:03:20,985
Come on, don't be scared.

928
01:03:40,272 --> 01:03:43,639
- Don't be scared.
- Fuck. Shit. Oh, my God.

929
01:03:43,809 --> 01:03:45,538
Hello, Elektra.

930
01:03:45,711 --> 01:03:47,406
What are you?

931
01:03:48,981 --> 01:03:51,313
- Are you?
- Yes, I am.

932
01:03:51,483 --> 01:03:54,452
The actual Virgin Mary?

933
01:03:54,620 --> 01:03:56,986
That whole thing
is blown out of proportion.

934
01:03:57,156 --> 01:03:59,215
Mary is fine.

935
01:03:59,391 --> 01:04:01,359
I'm hallucinating, right?

936
01:04:01,527 --> 01:04:03,654
Am I dying? Is it a tumor?

937
01:04:03,829 --> 01:04:06,525
No, I'm really here.

938
01:04:06,699 --> 01:04:08,223
All right.

939
01:04:08,634 --> 01:04:11,933
I'm gonna close my eyes

940
01:04:12,104 --> 01:04:16,165
and when I open them
you won't be here.

941
01:04:23,549 --> 01:04:26,541
"Snow white, sinful,
everything fits tight.

942
01:04:26,719 --> 01:04:30,155
Nipples like 12-penny nails
dancing in the light."

943
01:04:30,656 --> 01:04:33,989
This doesn't strike me
as hit-single material.

944
01:04:34,693 --> 01:04:36,558
It's a first draft.
Needs a little work.

945
01:04:36,729 --> 01:04:39,129
The entire lyric
is about your breasts.

946
01:04:39,298 --> 01:04:41,823
He wrote one
about my ankles too.

947
01:04:42,001 --> 01:04:45,562
But he didn't mean it like that.
It's just his way of...

948
01:04:51,310 --> 01:04:52,902
Mary,

949
01:04:54,847 --> 01:04:57,008
what are you doing here?

950
01:04:57,249 --> 01:05:00,047
You're not happy to see me?

951
01:05:00,953 --> 01:05:04,150
Oh, I am. Just...

952
01:05:04,323 --> 01:05:08,089
I never imagined I'd
actually be talking to you.

953
01:05:08,260 --> 01:05:11,991
Well, sure you did.
You used to talk to me every night.

954
01:05:12,164 --> 01:05:14,689
- I did?
- "Dear Mary, Mother of Sorrows,

955
01:05:14,867 --> 01:05:18,701
does anyone hide as many deep
secrets as I hide inside?"

956
01:05:18,871 --> 01:05:20,133
And you were listening?

957
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:23,367
I'm here, aren't I?

958
01:05:26,578 --> 01:05:28,068
Hm.

959
01:05:29,848 --> 01:05:33,579
Dear Mary, Mother of Sorrows,

960
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:39,617
I've had kind of a tough day,
week, year.

961
01:05:42,227 --> 01:05:44,092
I'm sorry to burden you
with my problems.

962
01:05:44,263 --> 01:05:46,163
I'm sure you have more
important people...

963
01:05:46,332 --> 01:05:48,596
Don't. People always do
that. They ask for help

964
01:05:48,767 --> 01:05:51,395
and then say there's someone
else I should be helping.

965
01:05:54,139 --> 01:05:56,004
I'm here.

966
01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:59,344
Ask me anything you wanna know.

967
01:06:01,747 --> 01:06:03,544
- Anything?
- As long as it isn't

968
01:06:03,716 --> 01:06:05,377
the capital of South Dakota.

969
01:06:11,156 --> 01:06:15,286
- Anything?
- Anything. Past, present or future.

970
01:06:15,461 --> 01:06:17,486
Just one question, please.

971
01:06:17,663 --> 01:06:20,655
People tend
to abuse this privilege.

972
01:06:27,806 --> 01:06:30,297
Will my baby be healthy?

973
01:06:31,276 --> 01:06:33,107
She's perfectly healthy.

974
01:06:34,380 --> 01:06:35,404
She?

975
01:06:35,581 --> 01:06:38,379
Strictly speaking,
I'm not supposed to do that.

976
01:06:39,118 --> 01:06:42,383
Actually, I came to give you
a message.

977
01:06:43,522 --> 01:06:45,080
What message?

978
01:06:45,257 --> 01:06:48,317
Something good
is going to happen to you.

979
01:06:54,166 --> 01:06:55,360
That's it?

980
01:06:55,534 --> 01:06:57,695
Today. That's the important part.

981
01:06:57,870 --> 01:06:58,894
Today.

982
01:06:59,071 --> 01:07:01,631
Isn't today almost over?

983
01:07:02,474 --> 01:07:04,465
It's not over yet.

984
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:12,046
I had such high hopes for my life
when I was little.

985
01:07:14,186 --> 01:07:18,418
I just really thought it was all
gonna turn out different, you know.

986
01:07:18,590 --> 01:07:20,854
It's how you do things,

987
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:25,426
not necessarily the things you do
that make you who you are.

988
01:07:29,935 --> 01:07:31,493
What's your heart worth?

989
01:07:32,871 --> 01:07:34,236
What?

990
01:07:34,406 --> 01:07:38,240
A person's worth what their heart
is worth. You know that, don't you?

991
01:07:39,912 --> 01:07:41,504
Don't confuse me even more.

992
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:44,342
You're not confused.
You're just afraid.

993
01:07:44,516 --> 01:07:46,950
- I am so afraid.
- Of what?

994
01:07:48,921 --> 01:07:51,515
A harmless little baby?

995
01:07:52,958 --> 01:07:56,052
But what am I gonna tell her
when she grows up?

996
01:07:57,896 --> 01:08:01,992
That her mom made her living
spreading her legs on camera?

997
01:08:03,635 --> 01:08:06,160
What kind of example is that?

998
01:08:07,873 --> 01:08:11,206
I can just picture
the other moms sneering

999
01:08:11,376 --> 01:08:14,868
and their husbands making passes,
or maybe not even.

1000
01:08:15,380 --> 01:08:17,405
Maybe the baby weight
never comes off,

1001
01:08:17,583 --> 01:08:21,952
and I'm just
some fat ex-porn star

1002
01:08:22,354 --> 01:08:28,452
collecting unemployment, charging
for appearances at fan convention...

1003
01:08:42,541 --> 01:08:46,671
For one generation, it was the
assassination of a beloved president.

1004
01:08:46,845 --> 01:08:49,609
For another, the killing
of a peace-loving musician.

1005
01:08:49,781 --> 01:08:53,444
For the one after that, the suicide
of yet another peace-loving musician.

1006
01:08:53,619 --> 01:08:56,281
But for my generation
and that of my peers,

1007
01:08:56,455 --> 01:08:59,947
the shocking announcement
of Elektra Luxx's sudden retirement

1008
01:09:00,125 --> 01:09:02,958
from the adult-film industry
defined the end of an era.

1009
01:09:03,128 --> 01:09:05,756
A loss, not of innocence,
not exactly,

1010
01:09:05,931 --> 01:09:08,491
but a potentially
insurmountable loss, nonetheless.

1011
01:09:10,335 --> 01:09:13,566
I am Bert Rodriguez
from En Pelotas Magazine,

1012
01:09:13,739 --> 01:09:17,641
the adult Latin world's numero uno
source for breaking sexy news

1013
01:09:17,809 --> 01:09:20,676
and it is my duty,
sad as it may be,

1014
01:09:20,846 --> 01:09:24,282
to put into context
what is no longer rumor

1015
01:09:24,449 --> 01:09:25,746
but ice-cold fact.

1016
01:09:27,352 --> 01:09:29,912
For weeks we've held
our collective breath

1017
01:09:30,088 --> 01:09:35,651
and prayed that the rumor mill
was simply just milling.

1018
01:09:35,994 --> 01:09:42,399
But we must now face her
unexpected, Garboesque decision

1019
01:09:42,568 --> 01:09:44,559
to walk away from the spotlight.

1020
01:09:44,736 --> 01:09:47,136
Roberto?

1021
01:09:48,273 --> 01:09:50,264
What? I'm working.

1022
01:09:50,442 --> 01:09:54,242
That checkout girl is here again.

1023
01:09:54,413 --> 01:09:56,142
Let's take a break.

1024
01:10:01,053 --> 01:10:02,850
Thanks, compadre.

1025
01:10:07,292 --> 01:10:09,522
Trixie, with an X.

1026
01:10:09,695 --> 01:10:11,094
Yep.

1027
01:10:12,698 --> 01:10:14,928
- That Walton kid is cute.
- He's an innocent.

1028
01:10:15,100 --> 01:10:16,829
- Don't drag him into this.
- Into what?

1029
01:10:17,002 --> 01:10:21,132
Just saying he doesn't need to grow
up any faster than he already has.

1030
01:10:21,306 --> 01:10:24,434
- The world has enough grown-ups.
- You're in a funky mood.

1031
01:10:24,610 --> 01:10:27,306
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
I just can't seem to shake it.

1032
01:10:27,479 --> 01:10:31,677
You know, I even went to the cemetery
to remind myself that she's not dead.

1033
01:10:32,417 --> 01:10:35,011
- And?
- Oh, it didn't help.

1034
01:10:35,187 --> 01:10:37,155
I'm thinking of starting
a support group,

1035
01:10:37,322 --> 01:10:38,914
not just online but in person.

1036
01:10:39,091 --> 01:10:42,356
Like kindred spirits
going through it together.

1037
01:10:43,795 --> 01:10:45,956
Let's talk about something else.

1038
01:10:46,131 --> 01:10:49,760
I would if there was anything else.

1039
01:10:50,936 --> 01:10:52,631
So you wanna see the pictures?

1040
01:10:52,804 --> 01:10:56,865
Because I'm really nervous
about showing you these.

1041
01:10:57,042 --> 01:10:58,304
What pictures?

1042
01:10:58,477 --> 01:11:00,445
I told you
I was gonna get test shots.

1043
01:11:00,612 --> 01:11:01,670
Test shots?

1044
01:11:01,847 --> 01:11:05,283
Yeah, to see if I had what it takes.
You know, the "it" quality that...

1045
01:11:05,450 --> 01:11:06,974
Did Olive put you up to this?

1046
01:11:07,586 --> 01:11:09,247
No.

1047
01:11:09,988 --> 01:11:12,718
I've decided I wanna become
an Internet pinup.

1048
01:11:13,325 --> 01:11:15,225
Oh, wow.

1049
01:11:15,627 --> 01:11:17,060
Okay.

1050
01:11:23,268 --> 01:11:28,638
Well, this is a lot more eclectic
than you made it sound.

1051
01:11:29,107 --> 01:11:30,301
I look fat, don't I?

1052
01:11:30,475 --> 01:11:32,033
No, not at all.

1053
01:11:32,210 --> 01:11:35,873
You look, very... Wow, I can
almost see your kidneys in this one.

1054
01:11:36,248 --> 01:11:38,648
Yeah, the photographer said
that's a key pose

1055
01:11:38,817 --> 01:11:43,220
if you wanna make it out
of the amateur world.

1056
01:11:46,692 --> 01:11:48,592
You look
very contemplative here.

1057
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:52,127
Yeah, it was a heck of a pose
to hold.

1058
01:11:52,397 --> 01:11:54,729
You don't think I look
a little bit like a squid?

1059
01:11:54,900 --> 01:11:57,767
No. No, not at all.

1060
01:11:58,837 --> 01:12:02,534
But, Trixie, I don't know
if you should necessarily

1061
01:12:02,708 --> 01:12:05,404
be going around
and showing these to just anyone.

1062
01:12:05,577 --> 01:12:08,774
I mean, they're very personal,
for lack of a better word.

1063
01:12:08,947 --> 01:12:10,574
You look beautiful.

1064
01:12:10,749 --> 01:12:12,444
It's not that. You...

1065
01:12:12,617 --> 01:12:14,710
Every part of you is...

1066
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:19,454
It's very well-lit
and it's very well-manicured.

1067
01:12:19,624 --> 01:12:20,921
Are you blushing?

1068
01:12:21,093 --> 01:12:23,357
Yeah, it just got hot in here, right?

1069
01:12:24,730 --> 01:12:26,857
Are you a little, um,
flustered?

1070
01:12:27,432 --> 01:12:29,593
"Flustered." No. I'm...

1071
01:12:29,768 --> 01:12:32,931
Just feel a little strange,
don't you?

1072
01:12:33,405 --> 01:12:36,465
Just a little clammy maybe.

1073
01:12:36,641 --> 01:12:38,165
The a.c. hasn't been working

1074
01:12:38,343 --> 01:12:41,335
and, um, this whole
Elektra Luxx thing

1075
01:12:41,513 --> 01:12:44,710
has really hit me harder
than I've let on.

1076
01:12:45,350 --> 01:12:48,649
Can we not talk about Elektra
for a second?

1077
01:12:49,788 --> 01:12:51,551
Look at me.

1078
01:12:53,592 --> 01:12:57,323
I'm real and I'm here.

1079
01:12:57,629 --> 01:12:59,460
Yeah, I know. I'm not that out of it.

1080
01:13:01,166 --> 01:13:02,633
Here.

1081
01:13:06,905 --> 01:13:09,465
- Feel my heart.
- Very strong.

1082
01:13:10,509 --> 01:13:12,977
Beats all the way from here

1083
01:13:15,981 --> 01:13:17,608
to here.

1084
01:13:18,083 --> 01:13:19,311
So it does.

1085
01:13:19,484 --> 01:13:21,918
Oh, God.

1086
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:26,814
Can't you see, Bert Rodriguez,
you ridiculous man?

1087
01:13:27,125 --> 01:13:28,387
I have zero interest

1088
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:31,188
...in becoming an Internet pinup.
- You don't?

1089
01:13:31,363 --> 01:13:34,025
The only reason I come down here
is so that I can see you.

1090
01:13:34,199 --> 01:13:35,496
That's silly.

1091
01:13:39,938 --> 01:13:41,496
Trixie.

1092
01:13:41,673 --> 01:13:43,197
Yeah.

1093
01:13:43,842 --> 01:13:46,174
- No.
- Yeah.

1094
01:13:46,344 --> 01:13:49,313
But you said you never had
a best guy friend before

1095
01:13:49,481 --> 01:13:55,351
...and that meant a lot to you.
- Well, what can I say?

1096
01:13:55,987 --> 01:13:58,285
- But what about these pictures?
- They're for you.

1097
01:13:58,457 --> 01:14:01,085
For me? So you went
to some weirdo photographer,

1098
01:14:01,259 --> 01:14:04,558
some '70s throwback who
specializes in nude figure modeling

1099
01:14:04,729 --> 01:14:06,458
to take pictures just to show me?

1100
01:14:06,765 --> 01:14:09,962
No, actually, Olive took them.

1101
01:14:10,135 --> 01:14:13,229
- Olive? Bane-of-my-existence Olive?
- Yes.

1102
01:14:13,405 --> 01:14:15,066
I'm feeling a little fuzzy.

1103
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:18,209
Oh-oh. No. You're not gonna
faint before you kiss me.

1104
01:14:18,376 --> 01:14:20,571
I'm not planning on fainting at all.

1105
01:14:20,745 --> 01:14:25,341
I'm just saying that I'm feeling
a little woozy because

1106
01:14:26,585 --> 01:14:28,314
I haven't eaten...

1107
01:14:28,787 --> 01:14:30,516
Bert? Bert?

1108
01:14:31,990 --> 01:14:34,982
Oh, fuck.

1109
01:14:41,132 --> 01:14:42,759
Well...

1110
01:14:44,769 --> 01:14:47,636
Well, you never know where
things will take you, do you?

1111
01:14:47,806 --> 01:14:50,673
I listen to your voice every day, Bert.

1112
01:14:51,443 --> 01:14:54,901
I recorded one of your goofy
streaming chats and edited it

1113
01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:58,675
so that instead of talking
about different pubic hairstyles

1114
01:14:58,850 --> 01:15:01,819
worn by porn stars, it says:

1115
01:15:02,521 --> 01:15:08,551
"You're an uncontaminated blossom
in a wilderness of evil."

1116
01:15:09,895 --> 01:15:12,295
Don't ask me what it means.

1117
01:15:13,131 --> 01:15:15,622
All I can say is that every morning,

1118
01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:19,736
I wake up to that voice
like Pavlov's dog.

1119
01:15:20,238 --> 01:15:25,642
A voice my clit recognizes instantly.

1120
01:15:27,145 --> 01:15:30,478
You tantalize me, Bert Rodriguez.

1121
01:15:31,249 --> 01:15:35,151
I wanna swallow you whole
and spit out the bones.

1122
01:15:46,464 --> 01:15:49,524
Do you wanna tell me what
the hell it is you think you're doing?

1123
01:15:49,701 --> 01:15:51,692
Going with the flow?
Being funny?

1124
01:15:51,870 --> 01:15:54,532
The idea is to show
these guys a good time.

1125
01:15:54,706 --> 01:15:57,607
- You mean your idea.
- Yes, Holly, my idea.

1126
01:15:57,776 --> 01:16:00,006
Seeing as your idea
is some bizarre attempt

1127
01:16:00,178 --> 01:16:03,341
at teaching these guys a lesson
in morals, I say go with mine.

1128
01:16:03,515 --> 01:16:05,415
And who made you boss?
Was there a vote?

1129
01:16:05,584 --> 01:16:08,519
- What is with you?
- I was gonna ask the same question.

1130
01:16:08,687 --> 01:16:10,780
What am I doing? Trying
to make us some money.

1131
01:16:10,956 --> 01:16:12,787
- Pimping me out.
- Pimping us both out.

1132
01:16:12,958 --> 01:16:14,858
Seeing as that's what
we do for a living.

1133
01:16:15,026 --> 01:16:17,517
- There's more to it than the money.
- Like what?

1134
01:16:17,696 --> 01:16:20,665
Maybe you've been getting pawed at
by pigs for so long

1135
01:16:20,832 --> 01:16:23,232
that you're actually starting
to like it.

1136
01:16:24,135 --> 01:16:26,535
Rest assured it's all an act.

1137
01:16:26,705 --> 01:16:28,070
Well, that's what you say.

1138
01:16:28,239 --> 01:16:31,640
- Who else is gonna say it?
- Now you're just trying to confuse me.

1139
01:16:31,943 --> 01:16:34,878
Because you know it's an act.
You're trying to hurt my feelings.

1140
01:16:35,046 --> 01:16:36,775
How do I know that?

1141
01:16:36,948 --> 01:16:38,279
How do you know that?

1142
01:16:38,717 --> 01:16:41,151
Because you know me better
than anybody, Holly.

1143
01:16:41,319 --> 01:16:42,479
You're my best friend.

1144
01:16:42,654 --> 01:16:45,122
- Am I?
- What is that supposed to mean?

1145
01:16:45,290 --> 01:16:47,918
Friends aren't supposed
to be embarrassed of each other.

1146
01:16:48,093 --> 01:16:50,755
- Who says I'm embarrassed?
- Nobody.

1147
01:16:50,929 --> 01:16:52,692
I'm the one
who's embarrassed.

1148
01:16:53,331 --> 01:16:57,131
You're embarrassed of me?
You've got a lot of nerve.

1149
01:16:57,402 --> 01:16:59,802
You can be embarrassed of me
but I can't be of you?

1150
01:16:59,971 --> 01:17:03,099
- I never said I was.
- You don't have to. I can tell.

1151
01:17:03,274 --> 01:17:05,071
Oh, stop it. It's not true.

1152
01:17:05,243 --> 01:17:06,471
Your word against mine.

1153
01:17:06,945 --> 01:17:09,004
Why would I
be embarrassed?

1154
01:17:09,180 --> 01:17:13,241
Because I'm not the sharpest stool
in the shed.

1155
01:17:14,953 --> 01:17:20,050
Where does it say I wanna hang out
with the sharpest tool in the shed?

1156
01:17:21,059 --> 01:17:23,493
"Tool," sorry.

1157
01:17:24,496 --> 01:17:26,657
No need to apologize.

1158
01:17:27,799 --> 01:17:30,666
So you struggle with big words.
Big deal.

1159
01:17:31,803 --> 01:17:33,600
"Tool" is not a big word.

1160
01:17:33,772 --> 01:17:35,706
Well, it's not an everyday word.

1161
01:17:38,476 --> 01:17:40,569
Unless you work
at a hardware store.

1162
01:17:46,151 --> 01:17:47,709
Maybe I should get tested.

1163
01:17:48,053 --> 01:17:49,384
Tested for what?

1164
01:17:49,654 --> 01:17:51,178
To see if I'm acoustic.

1165
01:17:51,589 --> 01:17:53,454
- Autistic?
- That.

1166
01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:55,217
Holly, you're not autistic.

1167
01:17:55,393 --> 01:17:56,951
What the hell is wrong with me?

1168
01:17:57,128 --> 01:17:59,528
I never understand
what anybody's talking about.

1169
01:17:59,698 --> 01:18:03,566
It's like the entire world got handed
an instruction manual except for me.

1170
01:18:06,171 --> 01:18:09,607
I think sometimes
you're easily distracted.

1171
01:18:09,774 --> 01:18:11,207
Mostly around you.

1172
01:18:11,843 --> 01:18:13,606
What do you mean?

1173
01:18:13,778 --> 01:18:16,906
- I think I'm distracted by you.
- Great. It's my fault again.

1174
01:18:17,082 --> 01:18:19,016
Not like that.

1175
01:18:20,218 --> 01:18:22,345
It's just because you're...

1176
01:18:23,521 --> 01:18:28,754
You're so pretty and smart

1177
01:18:28,927 --> 01:18:34,229
and generous and funny and kind.

1178
01:18:34,799 --> 01:18:38,132
Well, I'm not all that kind.

1179
01:18:38,903 --> 01:18:42,066
I know how much patience it takes
to hang around me. I do.

1180
01:18:46,444 --> 01:18:47,809
I love you, Bambi.

1181
01:18:50,315 --> 01:18:51,976
I love you too.

1182
01:18:56,421 --> 01:18:58,116
Okay.

1183
01:18:58,323 --> 01:19:01,884
What do you say
we take a deep breath,

1184
01:19:02,060 --> 01:19:04,654
we go back out there
and we show these guys...

1185
01:19:04,829 --> 01:19:09,459
No, not like I like you, I mean...
Which I do.

1186
01:19:11,736 --> 01:19:13,533
I'm in love with you.

1187
01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:17,801
I know you don't feel
the same way,

1188
01:19:17,976 --> 01:19:22,106
but I couldn't go on another second
without telling you.

1189
01:19:23,214 --> 01:19:26,547
- I think you're a little drunk.
- I've never been this sober in my life.

1190
01:19:26,985 --> 01:19:28,452
Holly, we're not even gay.

1191
01:19:28,620 --> 01:19:30,451
- Neither are you.
- That's my point.

1192
01:19:30,622 --> 01:19:35,286
No, it's not about being
straight or gay, okay? I just...

1193
01:19:35,460 --> 01:19:37,690
Yeah, I love you.

1194
01:19:37,862 --> 01:19:40,558
I've never been clearer
about anything.

1195
01:19:42,634 --> 01:19:44,966
- This is ridiculous.
- I know.

1196
01:19:45,136 --> 01:19:46,831
Are you serious?

1197
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:51,274
But I mean... I don't under...

1198
01:19:51,810 --> 01:19:54,608
I mean, this is retarded.

1199
01:19:54,779 --> 01:19:57,577
What are we supposed to do,
go out on a date?

1200
01:19:58,183 --> 01:19:59,480
Maybe.

1201
01:20:00,585 --> 01:20:05,215
So you wanna
have sex with me?

1202
01:20:05,390 --> 01:20:08,848
I mean, I dream about it
almost every night.

1203
01:20:10,395 --> 01:20:14,024
Holly, you're making me blush.

1204
01:20:14,199 --> 01:20:15,564
I'm telling you the truth.

1205
01:20:15,733 --> 01:20:18,099
So the dream about the pony?

1206
01:20:18,269 --> 01:20:20,396
I'm afraid of ponies.

1207
01:20:22,807 --> 01:20:26,436
But I am wet
with indecent happiness for you.

1208
01:20:28,279 --> 01:20:30,611
- Really?
- Really.

1209
01:20:32,450 --> 01:20:34,213
- What about men?
- What about them?

1210
01:20:34,786 --> 01:20:36,720
I'm gonna need penis
once in a while.

1211
01:20:36,888 --> 01:20:38,378
- Who doesn't?
- Who doesn't?

1212
01:20:38,556 --> 01:20:41,821
Look, I'm not saying yesterday
I'm sucking cocks like a madwoman,

1213
01:20:41,993 --> 01:20:45,292
and today I forgot
about the whole thing, it's just...

1214
01:20:46,564 --> 01:20:52,799
The person that I wanna be with
night and day is you.

1215
01:20:53,471 --> 01:20:56,372
The rest will sort itself out.

1216
01:20:57,675 --> 01:20:59,472
- This is crazy.
- I know.

1217
01:20:59,644 --> 01:21:01,612
- It doesn't make sense.
- Doesn't have to.

1218
01:21:01,779 --> 01:21:04,213
No, we might really regret this
in the morning.

1219
01:21:04,382 --> 01:21:06,145
I don't care. I don't care.

1220
01:21:26,838 --> 01:21:29,932
Sorry, I couldn't wait
any longer.

1221
01:21:33,845 --> 01:21:35,904
My mother-in-law's
probably cracking jokes

1222
01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:39,049
about how it's taking
me so long in here.

1223
01:21:41,119 --> 01:21:42,780
"Beans, beans, beans.

1224
01:21:42,954 --> 01:21:47,015
What is this country's obsession
with putting beans in everything?"

1225
01:21:48,660 --> 01:21:50,218
- Howdy, partner.
- Hey.

1226
01:21:50,395 --> 01:21:52,022
Where's your mom?

1227
01:21:52,196 --> 01:21:54,756
She dropped me off.
She was late for a date.

1228
01:21:54,933 --> 01:21:58,266
- By the way, your elevator is broken.
- Still?

1229
01:22:01,506 --> 01:22:03,269
How was your day?

1230
01:22:03,508 --> 01:22:06,534
Disaster. You?

1231
01:22:06,711 --> 01:22:08,269
Same.

1232
01:22:08,913 --> 01:22:10,642
What happened?

1233
01:22:12,617 --> 01:22:16,747
Just perfected a skill for
pissing everybody off these days.

1234
01:22:16,921 --> 01:22:19,890
A skill is a skill. Don't knock it.

1235
01:22:20,525 --> 01:22:22,891
- Smoke?
- I thought you quit?

1236
01:22:23,061 --> 01:22:25,427
Another resolution I couldn't keep.

1237
01:22:33,671 --> 01:22:35,332
Thank you.

1238
01:22:38,910 --> 01:22:40,070
I tracked down my dad.

1239
01:22:40,478 --> 01:22:44,380
He's in Arizona State serving
a nickel stretch on a robbery charge.

1240
01:22:44,549 --> 01:22:45,982
Are you gonna visit him?

1241
01:22:46,150 --> 01:22:48,846
I'm gonna start with a letter,
go from there.

1242
01:22:49,220 --> 01:22:51,688
Yeah, that's a sensible thing to do.

1243
01:22:51,889 --> 01:22:55,723
Fathers are way complicated.

1244
01:22:59,197 --> 01:23:00,721
Can I ask you something?

1245
01:23:00,898 --> 01:23:02,490
Anything.

1246
01:23:03,301 --> 01:23:07,829
If you only retain 23 percent of what
you learn in high school, what's it for?

1247
01:23:08,006 --> 01:23:11,203
It's like a test run for life.
You know, how to deal with people.

1248
01:23:11,376 --> 01:23:13,207
- Mean people.
- Mostly mean people.

1249
01:23:13,378 --> 01:23:17,576
- Were you popular in high school?
- I was a total misfit till I was a senior,

1250
01:23:17,749 --> 01:23:20,217
...then I got a little too popular.
- What changed?

1251
01:23:20,952 --> 01:23:22,249
I was a late developer.

1252
01:23:22,420 --> 01:23:23,717
Intellectually speaking.

1253
01:23:24,622 --> 01:23:26,886
You are a riot.

1254
01:23:28,092 --> 01:23:31,892
Look, I know you've
heard this before,

1255
01:23:33,031 --> 01:23:35,363
but if you peak in high school,
you're done.

1256
01:23:35,533 --> 01:23:39,025
The less you fit in now, the better
chance you have at a happy life.

1257
01:23:40,705 --> 01:23:43,071
What was your day disaster?

1258
01:23:43,808 --> 01:23:46,936
- Totally child inappropriate.
- Sex, drugs, murder?

1259
01:23:47,111 --> 01:23:49,409
- No drugs involved.
- Jesus!

1260
01:23:49,580 --> 01:23:51,980
Are the cops gonna come
busting in any second?

1261
01:23:55,019 --> 01:23:56,281
That's freaky.

1262
01:23:58,289 --> 01:24:01,019
Probably your mom
forgot something.

1263
01:24:05,029 --> 01:24:06,053
Mrs. Turner?

1264
01:24:06,230 --> 01:24:08,198
Do you realize
your elevator isn't working?

1265
01:24:08,366 --> 01:24:09,390
Yes, I'm sorry.

1266
01:24:09,567 --> 01:24:11,967
I'm sorry to bother you at home.
May I come in?

1267
01:24:12,637 --> 01:24:14,798
- Um, of course.
- All right.

1268
01:24:14,972 --> 01:24:17,167
Charlotte, this is my friend
Mrs. Turner.

1269
01:24:18,776 --> 01:24:21,142
No. No, it isn't.

1270
01:24:21,312 --> 01:24:22,336
Charlotte.

1271
01:24:22,513 --> 01:24:26,176
This is Rebecca Linbrook.
I've read all your novels.

1272
01:24:26,584 --> 01:24:28,745
Aren't you
a little young for them?

1273
01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:31,354
Rebecca Linbrook,
the mystery writer?

1274
01:24:31,522 --> 01:24:34,116
- That's me.
- I read one of your books.

1275
01:24:34,292 --> 01:24:37,989
The one that got turned into that movie
with what's-his-name as the detective.

1276
01:24:38,329 --> 01:24:40,923
Alan Rickman. The ending was
way better in the book.

1277
01:24:41,299 --> 01:24:44,791
Have to agree with you there,
young lady.

1278
01:24:45,136 --> 01:24:48,162
Why did you tell me
your name was Mrs. Turner?

1279
01:24:48,339 --> 01:24:50,637
Well, uh, may I?

1280
01:24:50,808 --> 01:24:51,934
Yes.

1281
01:24:52,110 --> 01:24:55,045
You have to understand I haven't
done my own research for years.

1282
01:24:55,213 --> 01:24:57,545
I usually hire someone else
to do it for me.

1283
01:24:57,715 --> 01:25:01,845
But there was something
intriguing about your ad.

1284
01:25:02,019 --> 01:25:04,852
The ad in the paper
about your class.

1285
01:25:05,957 --> 01:25:08,619
And I felt compelled
to check it out myself.

1286
01:25:09,627 --> 01:25:10,787
I'm not sure I follow.

1287
01:25:10,962 --> 01:25:13,556
She's been coming to your class
posing as a student

1288
01:25:13,731 --> 01:25:15,631
to write a character based on you.

1289
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:18,667
- You have?
- In so many words.

1290
01:25:19,003 --> 01:25:20,971
I'm not sure how I feel about that.

1291
01:25:21,139 --> 01:25:22,629
Well, awful, I should think,

1292
01:25:22,807 --> 01:25:25,935
when I tell you what sort of character
I was looking for.

1293
01:25:26,110 --> 01:25:27,304
What sort of character?

1294
01:25:27,612 --> 01:25:28,806
Something lurid, I bet.

1295
01:25:28,980 --> 01:25:31,881
A fallen woman.
A future murder victim, perhaps?

1296
01:25:32,049 --> 01:25:33,744
Charlotte, please.

1297
01:25:33,918 --> 01:25:36,512
A desperate woman
on a downward spiral.

1298
01:25:36,687 --> 01:25:39,451
She was once
a very famous adult-film star.

1299
01:25:39,624 --> 01:25:43,390
Now she's being cast in mother roles
which, of course, her ego can't take,

1300
01:25:43,561 --> 01:25:47,019
so she decides to start a class
at a community center,

1301
01:25:47,198 --> 01:25:49,189
unwittingly attracting a stalker

1302
01:25:49,367 --> 01:25:52,234
with ties to her past.
I never got cast in mother roles.

1303
01:25:52,403 --> 01:25:56,339
Maybe he's a jilted ex-boyfriend or the
deformed janitor at her old high school.

1304
01:25:56,507 --> 01:25:59,772
- She has a twin she never talks about.
- I have a twin sister.

1305
01:25:59,944 --> 01:26:02,071
- I spoke with her.
- You spoke with my sister?

1306
01:26:02,346 --> 01:26:05,406
I always wanted a twin sister.
I used to check under my bed.

1307
01:26:05,583 --> 01:26:09,178
- I didn't tell her what it was about.
- Why did you speak with my sister?

1308
01:26:09,353 --> 01:26:12,584
- Like I said, character background.
- I think you better go now.

1309
01:26:12,757 --> 01:26:16,921
Oh, no, no, no. There's no reason
to be scared or uncomfortable.

1310
01:26:17,094 --> 01:26:18,686
I'm telling you all of this

1311
01:26:18,863 --> 01:26:22,731
precisely because I am not writing
a character based on you anymore.

1312
01:26:23,134 --> 01:26:24,192
You're not?

1313
01:26:24,368 --> 01:26:26,598
Absolutely, categorically not.

1314
01:26:27,071 --> 01:26:28,265
What changed
your mind?

1315
01:26:28,439 --> 01:26:31,465
I needed a femme fatale.
A tragic figure.

1316
01:26:31,642 --> 01:26:34,770
And you just kept changing
my perception of the character

1317
01:26:34,946 --> 01:26:37,039
so then I became interested
in you.

1318
01:26:37,215 --> 01:26:41,174
I became intrigued
with how positive you remain

1319
01:26:41,352 --> 01:26:43,411
even having led such a sordid life.

1320
01:26:43,588 --> 01:26:45,647
It takes more than willpower.

1321
01:26:45,823 --> 01:26:49,156
It takes gusto
to remain that stubborn.

1322
01:26:49,894 --> 01:26:54,490
- I can't tell if you're making fun of me.
- I don't think she is. Look at her eyes.

1323
01:26:54,932 --> 01:26:58,732
Charlotte, um, will you let us talk
in private for a moment?

1324
01:26:59,604 --> 01:27:02,129
Sure thing.
Nice meeting you, Miss Linbrook.

1325
01:27:02,306 --> 01:27:04,934
Nice meeting you too, Charlotte.

1326
01:27:06,911 --> 01:27:09,675
Quite honestly, I'm afraid of children.
They're everywhere.

1327
01:27:09,847 --> 01:27:12,611
I know what you mean,
but Charlotte's all right.

1328
01:27:14,418 --> 01:27:17,319
So how can I help you?

1329
01:27:17,622 --> 01:27:18,816
Do you have any Scotch?

1330
01:27:19,790 --> 01:27:20,848
Sorry, I don't.

1331
01:27:21,025 --> 01:27:22,754
That's all right.

1332
01:27:24,695 --> 01:27:26,959
I'm a lone wolf, Elektra.

1333
01:27:30,234 --> 01:27:32,998
I've become more and more
secretive the older I get.

1334
01:27:33,170 --> 01:27:36,765
It's not really my nature.
It's this rotten fame as a novelist.

1335
01:27:36,941 --> 01:27:41,537
I've learned to talk a lot, but I never
really reveal anything about myself.

1336
01:27:42,813 --> 01:27:45,509
To be quite honest,
I've had a bit of a day.

1337
01:27:45,683 --> 01:27:49,380
I had a terrible fight with my daughter,
whose boyfriend lives below you,

1338
01:27:49,553 --> 01:27:53,387
technically her husband now.
That's how you came onto the radar.

1339
01:27:53,557 --> 01:27:56,822
I saw you coming out of that
limousine with that rock star.

1340
01:27:56,994 --> 01:27:59,792
- Wait, Eleanor is your daughter?
- Yes.

1341
01:27:59,964 --> 01:28:04,128
Yes, and I love her desperately,
but she's just so spoiled.

1342
01:28:04,302 --> 01:28:05,496
It's just impossible.

1343
01:28:05,670 --> 01:28:07,365
Stop. I don't know what it is,

1344
01:28:07,538 --> 01:28:11,565
but everybody has this bizarre
compulsion to tell me their problems.

1345
01:28:12,009 --> 01:28:16,207
I know I look wise and enlightened,
but I cannot help you whatsoever.

1346
01:28:16,380 --> 01:28:17,813
I am a total mess myself.

1347
01:28:17,982 --> 01:28:21,315
I know. I know.
You're pregnant and you're broke

1348
01:28:21,485 --> 01:28:23,578
and you're in terrible debt
with the IRS

1349
01:28:23,754 --> 01:28:26,154
and you don't have
any real career prospects.

1350
01:28:26,324 --> 01:28:28,986
Well, you don't have to put it
like that.

1351
01:28:31,162 --> 01:28:33,323
How do you feel
about self-help books?

1352
01:28:33,497 --> 01:28:36,193
- I hate them.
- Same here.

1353
01:28:36,367 --> 01:28:38,267
They only help the person
that writes them.

1354
01:28:38,436 --> 01:28:41,200
- I couldn't agree with you more.
- Right.

1355
01:28:43,207 --> 01:28:47,075
With all due respect, you are
going somewhere with this, right?

1356
01:28:47,244 --> 01:28:52,011
Oh, yes, I want to write a book
about your class.

1357
01:28:52,183 --> 01:28:53,548
About my class?

1358
01:28:53,984 --> 01:28:57,613
When a woman reaches my age,
Elektra...

1359
01:28:57,788 --> 01:29:00,188
Well, when a woman my age
writes mysteries,

1360
01:29:00,358 --> 01:29:03,054
everybody automatically assumes
that you're a lesbian,

1361
01:29:03,227 --> 01:29:06,719
but in my case,
there's this cruel irony

1362
01:29:06,897 --> 01:29:11,732
in that when one finally figures out
how the equipment works,

1363
01:29:11,902 --> 01:29:14,769
then all the men are dying
or they're chasing teenagers.

1364
01:29:15,139 --> 01:29:18,575
In fact, none of my friends
would ever guess

1365
01:29:18,743 --> 01:29:22,543
that I am dating
my Filipino landscaper, Lamberto,

1366
01:29:22,713 --> 01:29:24,908
20 years my junior.

1367
01:29:25,082 --> 01:29:28,074
And by "dating,"
I mean we mostly stay in bed.

1368
01:29:28,252 --> 01:29:31,085
And all of that is due to you,
my dear.

1369
01:29:31,655 --> 01:29:38,561
I want to write a self-help book
that actually helps.

1370
01:29:38,729 --> 01:29:41,289
I've already spoken
to my publisher about it.

1371
01:29:41,465 --> 01:29:43,626
What did they say?

1372
01:29:43,968 --> 01:29:47,699
He wrote you an advance.

1373
01:29:50,207 --> 01:29:51,902
That's a lot of zeros, isn't it?

1374
01:29:52,076 --> 01:29:53,976
That's just the start.

1375
01:29:54,145 --> 01:29:55,806
Are you?

1376
01:29:56,113 --> 01:29:57,842
Is this real?

1377
01:29:58,015 --> 01:30:02,008
Oh, of course. Of course, sometimes
good things happen to good people.

1378
01:30:02,186 --> 01:30:04,313
Today, something good
is happening to you.

1379
01:30:07,024 --> 01:30:08,150
What did you say?

1380
01:30:08,659 --> 01:30:10,684
I sell a lot of books, Elektra.

1381
01:30:10,861 --> 01:30:13,830
And when a world-famous author
decides to dip her feet

1382
01:30:13,998 --> 01:30:16,193
into the waters
of the self-help arena,

1383
01:30:16,367 --> 01:30:19,393
well, let's just say
that my esteemed publisher

1384
01:30:19,570 --> 01:30:22,539
will move mountains
to make sure it's a bona fide hit.

1385
01:30:22,973 --> 01:30:29,003
Especially something as titillating
and spiritually healing as:

1386
01:30:29,180 --> 01:30:31,512
How to Act Like a Porn Star in Bed.

1387
01:30:32,550 --> 01:30:34,541
Swell title, by the way.

1388
01:30:34,718 --> 01:30:37,118
Thank you. It came to me
while I was in the shower.

1389
01:30:37,288 --> 01:30:40,553
- We're gonna have to change it.
- Oh, yeah?

1390
01:30:40,724 --> 01:30:44,626
Yes, something a little catchier
with a little ring to it. Maybe:

1391
01:30:45,763 --> 01:30:47,663
Women in Ecstasy.

1392
01:30:49,700 --> 01:30:51,531
Woman in Ecstasy.

1393
01:30:51,702 --> 01:30:54,466
Yes, how's that roll off your tongue?

1394
01:30:55,372 --> 01:30:56,464
I like it.

1395
01:30:56,640 --> 01:30:57,732
Yeah?

1396
01:31:00,077 --> 01:31:03,706
You know, they say all it takes
to survive bad fortune

1397
01:31:03,881 --> 01:31:06,076
is decent manners.

1398
01:31:06,650 --> 01:31:10,211
But good fortune,
that takes character.

1399
01:31:11,856 --> 01:31:15,417
You're going to be a very
rich woman, Elektra Luxx.

1400
01:31:15,793 --> 01:31:18,455
Better make sure
your head's on right.

1401
01:31:18,629 --> 01:31:21,496
As right as it's ever gonna be.

1402
01:31:23,834 --> 01:31:27,270
To Women in Ecstasy.

1403
01:31:27,438 --> 01:31:32,034
To Women in Ecstasy.

1404
01:31:33,978 --> 01:31:38,472
"When you begin to mount the edge
of the most fantastic shivering spasm,

1405
01:31:38,649 --> 01:31:41,345
it's not bad form
to look him in the eye and say:

1406
01:31:41,519 --> 01:31:44,920
'I don't know where I'm going,
but if you move, I will kill you.'

1407
01:31:45,089 --> 01:31:47,922
And if you're with a woman,
you might compliment her hair.

1408
01:31:48,092 --> 01:31:49,616
Nothing makes us more insecure,

1409
01:31:49,793 --> 01:31:51,727
even with our ankles
behind our ears,

1410
01:31:51,896 --> 01:31:54,194
than our hair looking all funny."

1411
01:31:56,000 --> 01:32:00,869
Chapter two: "How to Seduce
Just About Anything that Moves."

1412
01:32:01,038 --> 01:32:03,029
Which is a good place
for us to stop.

1413
01:32:03,207 --> 01:32:05,732
You will have to buy the book
to find out.

1414
01:32:19,890 --> 01:32:23,382
Oh, hey, Jean, how
lovely of you to come.

1415
01:32:23,561 --> 01:32:27,292
Of course. I started talking dirty
to my husband in the act.

1416
01:32:27,464 --> 01:32:29,796
It's completely changed
the way we communicate.

1417
01:32:29,967 --> 01:32:31,798
Not just in the bed, all the time.

1418
01:32:32,269 --> 01:32:35,830
Turns out I have a real flair
for coming up with the filthiest things.

1419
01:32:36,006 --> 01:32:40,170
- He can't get enough.
- That is great, dear, whatever it takes.

1420
01:32:40,344 --> 01:32:42,403
Thank you.

1421
01:32:47,518 --> 01:32:48,917
- Lamberto.
- Excuse me, sir.

1422
01:32:49,186 --> 01:32:51,916
The only merchandise she's signing
is the book.

1423
01:32:52,456 --> 01:32:54,185
- Bert?
- Hi, Elektra.

1424
01:32:54,358 --> 01:32:56,622
Oh, he's okay, Lamberto.
How are you doing?

1425
01:32:56,794 --> 01:33:00,696
Very good, very good. How are you?
You look so curvaceous.

1426
01:33:00,864 --> 01:33:02,798
Oh, well, I'm about to explode.

1427
01:33:03,434 --> 01:33:05,664
- How is the website doing?
- Very good.

1428
01:33:05,836 --> 01:33:08,430
We have a new layout
for easier site navigation.

1429
01:33:08,606 --> 01:33:11,370
- My girlfriend, Trixie, designed it.
- You have a girlfriend?

1430
01:33:11,542 --> 01:33:15,376
Six months. She helped me through a
hard time. Would you like to meet her?

1431
01:33:15,546 --> 01:33:18,037
- Yeah. Of course.
- Yeah? Yeah.

1432
01:33:18,215 --> 01:33:20,479
- Hi.
- Hi, Trixie. I'm Elektra.

1433
01:33:20,651 --> 01:33:23,381
- I've heard so much about you.
- You can't prove any of it.

1434
01:33:23,554 --> 01:33:25,784
Oh, it's all good, don't worry.

1435
01:33:27,791 --> 01:33:32,228
Yes, Elektra, well, first off,
congratulations on this epochal event.

1436
01:33:32,396 --> 01:33:34,364
Your debut,
it's sure to be a bestseller.

1437
01:33:34,531 --> 01:33:37,728
We have links on our website
to almost every online retailer

1438
01:33:37,901 --> 01:33:40,495
...that carries the book. Yeah.
- That's so nice of you.

1439
01:33:42,840 --> 01:33:44,239
Go on, ask her.

1440
01:33:44,408 --> 01:33:47,741
- What?
- Well, now that you're pregnant,

1441
01:33:47,911 --> 01:33:50,903
there's been unprecedented
chat-board speculation

1442
01:33:51,081 --> 01:33:53,845
since you're so famously
naturally endowed

1443
01:33:54,018 --> 01:33:58,250
as to exactly how much bigger
your breasts have gotten.

1444
01:33:58,756 --> 01:34:01,850
And we conducted a poll
guessing actual measurements,

1445
01:34:02,026 --> 01:34:04,551
but I promised
I'd make an inquiry.

1446
01:34:06,363 --> 01:34:11,164
If it's not too offensive to ask.

1447
01:34:11,435 --> 01:34:16,839
Yeah, uh, Miss Luxx, he means
it in the most innocent way.

1448
01:34:18,876 --> 01:34:19,900
Water...

1449
01:34:20,077 --> 01:34:23,808
- You wanna take a water break?
- No, no, no. That's not what I mean.

1450
01:34:23,981 --> 01:34:25,915
Oh, you want us
to get you some water.

1451
01:34:26,083 --> 01:34:29,450
No, no, no. I don't need any water.
I think my water just broke.

1452
01:34:30,020 --> 01:34:33,114
- Your what?
- My water just... It broke.

1453
01:34:33,290 --> 01:34:36,748
Holy Jesus, her water broke.
Oh, my God. Are you gonna be okay?

1454
01:34:36,927 --> 01:34:39,418
Call a cab.
Put this in the trunk flat, not folded.

1455
01:34:39,596 --> 01:34:41,757
- Yeah. Excuse me.
- Oh, my God.

1456
01:34:41,932 --> 01:34:44,765
- I have a car. I can bring it around.
- Dell?

1457
01:34:44,935 --> 01:34:46,766
- I'll get you to a hospital.
- Sure?

1458
01:34:46,937 --> 01:34:48,871
Yes, I'm sure.
Come on, work with me.

1459
01:34:49,039 --> 01:34:50,267
Please don't drop me.

1460
01:34:50,441 --> 01:34:53,410
Elektra Luxx, I would die
a happy man before I drop you.

1461
01:34:53,577 --> 01:34:55,442
Let's go get this baby born.

1462
01:34:55,612 --> 01:34:57,443
Come on, people,
work with me here.

1463
01:37:13,917 --> 01:37:18,945
Watch Elektra Luxx in her farewell
to the adult-motion-picture industry.

1464
01:37:19,122 --> 01:37:20,521
You wanna play games?

1465
01:37:21,992 --> 01:37:23,254
I like games.

1466
01:37:24,528 --> 01:37:26,291
When I ask you a question,
you'll know.

1467
01:37:26,463 --> 01:37:29,455
Doing everything
you want her to be doing.

1468
01:37:30,634 --> 01:37:33,296
Lose everything.

1469
01:37:33,470 --> 01:37:35,597
Except the boots, captain.

1470
01:37:35,772 --> 01:37:37,103
Women.

1471
01:37:38,041 --> 01:37:40,066
Good. I was tired of sheep.

1472
01:37:40,244 --> 01:37:43,543
She's a special agent
in the Old West in a town with no rules.

1473
01:37:43,714 --> 01:37:46,478
Barkeep, bring me a stiff one.

1474
01:37:46,650 --> 01:37:48,379
What about the parole board?

1475
01:37:48,552 --> 01:37:50,520
I am the parole board.

1476
01:37:50,687 --> 01:37:52,348
I see.

1477
01:37:52,522 --> 01:37:55,787
Are you man enough
to ride this saddle?

1478
01:37:56,526 --> 01:37:59,859
Assigned to protect
a murder witness.

1479
01:38:01,131 --> 01:38:04,396
She'll do whoever it takes
to get the job done.

1480
01:38:04,568 --> 01:38:07,002
Gosh, I'm so hungry
I could eat a horse.

1481
01:38:07,170 --> 01:38:09,604
Try me instead. I taste better.

1482
01:38:09,773 --> 01:38:11,832
Hot dog.

1483
01:38:12,709 --> 01:38:15,473
I will turn you into manure.

1484
01:38:16,113 --> 01:38:18,274
I bet you can't even spell it!

1485
01:38:21,985 --> 01:38:23,577
Come here.

1486
01:38:40,103 --> 01:38:41,536
You were right.

1487
01:38:41,705 --> 01:38:43,696
Tastes like honey.

1488
01:38:45,876 --> 01:38:50,245
The harder things get in this mission,
the more she comes through

1489
01:38:50,714 --> 01:38:52,341
and she's not coming alone.

1490
01:38:54,318 --> 01:38:56,548
Whoa, Nelly!

1491
01:39:01,725 --> 01:39:03,488
My daddy's home.

1492
01:39:09,199 --> 01:39:11,429
So join Holly Rocket,

1493
01:39:12,803 --> 01:39:13,895
Venus Azucar,

1494
01:39:14,071 --> 01:39:15,561
Follow me.

1495
01:39:18,375 --> 01:39:20,605
Sabrina Capri,

1496
01:39:22,746 --> 01:39:25,180
Jimmy Cojones,

1497
01:39:25,749 --> 01:39:29,549
...and the legendary Elektra Luxx
- Giddyup, horsy.

1498
01:39:29,987 --> 01:39:33,718
in a film by award-winning director
Alan Lickman.

1499
01:39:34,358 --> 01:39:38,124
Even Reverse Cowgirls
Get the Blues.

1500
01:39:38,295 --> 01:39:43,790
Coming soon as an exciting digital file
to download everywhere.