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I've got your final tests here.
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Everybody did pretty well.
Uh, I'm gonna call your —
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- I'm headed this way.
- Oh.
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- Later.
- So, what did we decide?
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- About what?
- About tonight.
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Oh, uh, look, I'll probably get, you know,
hung up with the guys maybe, you know, later.
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- Why don't we just meet at the party?
- All right.
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- Wouldn't want you waitin' around for me
all night anyway.
- All right. Whatever.
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- Cool. I'll see ya later?
- Bye.
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Bye.
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- Slater-san.
- Hey, man.
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- How's it goin'?
- Fixin' to be a lot better, man.
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- What time is your party tonight, man?
- 9:30, man.
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9:30. Hmm.
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Okay. Um, I'll be there, man.
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Slater, alligator.
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Wait, wait. I gotta cruise by this afternoon...
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on a little business,
if you know what I'm talkin' about, so —
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- That's what you're talkin' about.
- That's what I'm talkin' about, man.
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Oh, man, I'm fuckin' wasted.
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Walkin' down the hall by myself.
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Smokin' a "J" with 50 elves.
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- Later.
- Woodward. Bernstein.
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Guess that makes you Deep Throat.
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- So, is this a smoked or a liquid lunch?
- Hey.
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Smoked, right?
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- So, guys, are we gonna play poker tonight?
- Count me out.
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- Sure.
- Uh, I'll probably be going to
Pickford's party later, okay? So —
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- No. We should do somethin' like that.
- Yeah.
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- Goodwin's on his senior trip.
We can play poker anytime.
- Go to a party?
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- "Go to a p —"? Come on.
- Come on.
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- Mike. Cynthia.
- It's under control.
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- I don't feel comfortable at those kinds of things.
- Pick us up at 8:00.
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- Okay. All right.
- It's gonna be all right.
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- Guess we're going to the party. Okay.
- All right.
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Oh, Mike. I gotta tell you
about this dream I had last night.
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- Oh, yeah? Why's that?
- But, um...
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- you gotta promise not to tell anyone.
- Yeah, sure.
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- No. Say, "I promise."
- Jesus.
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- I promise not to tell anyone.
- Okay, thank you.
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Um, well —
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Okay, there I am, and I'm gettin' it on —
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you know, with what had
this perfect female body.
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Uh-huh.
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But —
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- What? What? What?
- Um, I can't say.
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Come on, man. You can't give
a buildup like that and not deliver.
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I mean, come on. A perfect female body.
It's not a bad start.
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But the head of Abraham Lincoln.
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- Ah.
- I mean, the hat and the beard.
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Oh, well. Best not think
too deeply on this one, right?
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- Best not.
- Um, I gotta get some stuff from Mr. Birchfield.
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- Uh, see you in a few minutes.
- I understand. Right. I'm sorry.
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Gilligan's transistor radio mouth.
Yeah. That was a good one.
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Hey. What about that one where that sexy surfer guy
catches that huge wave and lands on the island?
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- Oh, yeah!
- Do you remember that?
- "Sexy surfer guy."
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- The Mosquitoes. Do you remember that?
- Pink, let's go.
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- Come on.
- They were a rock group.
Ginger and Mary Ann formed their own group —
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Look, man. I can't go yet
until Miss Wilk gets here.
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- So why don't you go get Benny
and check me out on the way back, okay?
- All right.
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- What?
- Coach gave me something to give to you.
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- They're really doing this.
- Yeah.
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He wants them all back by the end of the day too.
Can you believe that one?
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- And everybody's signing it?
- Just to get him off our back.
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The coaches are just being fucking assholes.
Know what I'm saying?
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I mean, you sign it, you never
think about it again. Just let it go.
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You're gonna make a big deal
out of this, aren't you?
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You — You're gettin' air from there, man.
It's no good. You see this?
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It's gotta be tight.
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You're gonna have to put some gum
around the base of that to get a good hit.
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Slate.
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Benny. Psst.
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- Man, I ain't believin' that shit —
- Two minutes.
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about Bonham's one-hour drum solo.
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One hour of drums? You couldn't
handle that shit on strong acid, man.
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Okay.
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Okay. We're gonna go to the bathroom.
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Could you guys let Miss Wilks know?
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All right. This is totally amazing.
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"I voluntarily agree to not indulge
in any alcohol, drugs...
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"or engage in any other illegal activity...
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"that may in any way jeopardize
the years of hard work...
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we as a team have committed to our goal
of a championship season in '76."
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- What bullshit.
- The guys are actually signing this crap?
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- Apparently.
- God, what are they gonna do next?
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- Like, give you guys urine tests or something?
- I didn't know that drugs and alcohol...
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were such a big problem
that they had to resort to neo-McCarthyism.
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I think they're just afraid some of us
might be having too good a time.
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It's the old age suppressing youth thing,
you know.
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- "Neo-McCarthyism." I like that.
- Oh, that's good, Tony.
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And there you guys were in class trying to
list all the Gilligan's Island episodes...
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without even a hint of irony.
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What in the hell are you talking about, girl?
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- You weren't thinking about it, were you?
- Gilligan's Island?
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It's what's called
a male pornographic fantasy.
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- Oh, my —
- Think about it.
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You're basically alone on a deserted island
with two readily available women.
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One, a seductive sex goddess type.
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The other, a healthy
girl-next-door type with a nice butt.
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So guys have it all.
The Madonna and the whore.
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Women get nothing.
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We get a geek,
an overweight middle-age guy...
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some nerdy scientific type.
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- I mean —
- The professor is sexy.
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Pink, come on, man.
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We're off to raise some hell.
Look at that. Look at that!
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- Guys.
- Look at —
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- All right. Let's go kick some ass.
- Hey, you guys.
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- You guys, wait up.
- What?
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- Benny.
- What?
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- I have a favor to ask ya.
- What do you need?
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Take it easy on my brother
this summer, okay?
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- All of you.
- Mitch Kramer?
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- Yeah. Mitch Kramer.
- Yeah.
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- I'm gonna give him a beating he'll never forget.
- Ow!
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Well, just don't get him
more than the other guys. Any of you.
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- Kind of little. All right?
- Got our word, sis.
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- Little brother'll be okay.
- Thanks. See you guys.
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Ow!
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Benny!
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- These guys. I don't know.
- Oh, you love it.
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Oh, there's just a little bit of bullshit
in all that, right?
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Major bullshit. He's a dead man.
He's fuckin' dead.
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- Shotgun!
- Shotgun!
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Check it out, boys, huh?
I've been waitin' three long years for this one.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Those junior high kids are dead meat.
I promise you.
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- Beat 'em!
- Oh, man. Oh, yeah.
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Okay, all you freshman fucks.
Listen up.
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It's your lucky day. Usually you'd be spending
your freshman summer getting your asses busted...
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and running for
your worthless little lives...
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but this year,
because we feel so sorry for you...
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we're gonna take it easy on you...
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and save us all a lot of time.
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So, if you meet here — right here —
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after school today...
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you only get one lick from each of us.
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But you run like cowards —
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well, it's open season
all summer long, boys.
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Oh, yeah. Mitch Kramer?
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Mitchy. Mitchy, Mitchy, Mitchy.
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We're looking for you, pal.
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Your ass will be purple
before the day is over.
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Have a nice afternoon.
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You better get out of town.
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Go spend the summer
with your grandparents or somethin'.
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Hey, man. You are gonna show up
to our game tonight, aren't you?
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Yeah. I'm pitching. I kind of have to.
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How should we inscribe
your tombstone?
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How about "Ben Over"?
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Yeah, right, pissant.
Why aren't they after anybody else?
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They are, man. Believe me.
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I know, man.
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- Come on, Mel. Hop on.
- Let's go, boy.
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Oh, shit.
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Hey, Coach.
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So, tell me.
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Any of you girls gonna be ready
to play some football this fall?
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- Oh, yeah.
- I don't know, Coach.
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You know, uh, I been doing so good
in English classes, you know...
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I figured I'd take next fall off
and become a writer.
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What do you think about that, huh?
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Boy, you wouldn't know how to write your name
if it wasn't stenciled on your locker.
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No, seriously. Everybody.
Now, don't go getting soft on me this summer.
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You know, you're sitting around
the pool all day, chasing the muff around.
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Break down!
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Hell, man. My grandmother's quicker
and tougher than you pansies.
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Of course, she's 6'3", 250.
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Runs a 4.5 40.
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What's the matter with you, Floyd?
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What, quarterbacks don't have to do
what their coaches say? Is that it?
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- Dawson, did you give him that pledge sheet?
- Huh?
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- The pledge sheet. You give it to him?
- Yeah, Coach. It's right here.
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Randy, if you could get that back to us by the end
of the day, we'd feel a lot better about it.
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- You guys see that he does this, okay?
- All right, Coach.
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See ya, Coach.
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- Randy Floyd.
- Aw, shit.
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Before next fall, you're in need of
a serious attitude adjustment, young man.
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You better get your priorities straight.
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And watch out with that other crowd you're
runnin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed.
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- Hey!
- Uh-oh, Pink.
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I want that piece of paper on my desk
before you leave here today. Do you hear me?
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Get an attitude adjustment.
You know what I mean?
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- Priorities straight, buddy.
- Runs with a bad crowd.
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- Bad people.
- Watch yourself.
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Yeah, well, I've got Coach's and everybody
else's attitude-adjusted priorities...
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right here.
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- Yeah, that's good, Pink.
- Yeah.
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Oh! Did you know O'Bannion flunked?
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Yeah. What a dumb-shit.
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Whoo! Y'all ready to bust some ass?
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- What's up, Don? Benny. Melvin.
- Hey.
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- See ya later.
- Good to see ya.
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Yeah.
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Hey. We gotta take your truck.
I'm low on gas. All right?
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00:13:20,718 --> 00:13:23,304
- We need to take my truck?
- Yeah. Okay?
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00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,306
- Yeah.
- Good.
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- What are you doing? Picking up trash?
- What? What?
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Man, I was just waiting for one of them
idiot coaches to piss me off again.
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I think you take the whole thing
a little too personal.
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I think you just gotta —
You gotta shake it off.
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Don, have you ever thought about
why we play football?
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I mean, how many times have you gotten laid
strictly because you're a football player, huh?
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I don't know. A few probably.
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A few?
Don, all I'm saying is that...
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I bet we could do just as well
if we were in a band or somethin'.
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00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,380
Well, I gotta put in
a final appearance. So —
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Wait a minute.
Who you got goin' in there? Shh.
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Vicky. Vicky!
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00:14:04,762 --> 00:14:07,515
Come on. Let's skip out.
Let's go get naked right now. Let's go.
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00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:09,183
Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
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- Mr. Dawson.
- Yeah.
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00:14:11,227 --> 00:14:13,145
Why don't you take it somewhere else?
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00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:15,898
Oh, Mr. Floyd. Are you gracing us
with your presence today?
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00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,275
Uh, might as well.
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00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,571
You know, Ginny, I was thinking maybe
you and I can get together over the summer.
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It'll be legal. We could make things happen.
I'll keep it mum's the word.
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I promise. I swear to you.
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00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:35,960
At the party tonight, I heard
there's gonna be a girl with knockers this big.
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- Bullshit.
- Promise. Two handfuls.
- Shut up, Carl.
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- No way.
- Yes.
221
00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:43,300
- Uh-uh.
- Hey. Psst. Hey.
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00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:45,803
Pentico got his brother's car. Let's go.
223
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,805
- Cool, man.
- Cool.
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- Go talk to him.
- I'm not going alone.
225
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,310
Come on. Come on. Ask him.
226
00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:56,355
Uh, Mr. Payne, sir...
227
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:59,858
you know, every second
that you could let us out early...
228
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,653
would really increase
our chances of survival.
229
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:07,533
It's like our sergeant told us
before one trip into the jungle.
230
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,661
"Men!
231
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:14,873
Fifty of you are leaving on a mission.
Twenty-five of ya ain't comin' back."
232
00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:19,587
Okay.
233
00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:23,591
You know, the '68 Democratic Convention...
234
00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:26,218
was probably the most bitchin' time
I ever had in my life.
235
00:15:26,302 --> 00:15:29,555
Hey, guys. One more thing. Hey. This summer...
236
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:33,684
when you're being inundated with all this
American bicentennial Fourth of July brouhaha...
237
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,127
don't forget what you're celebrating,
and that's the fact...
238
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,814
that a bunch of slave-owning
aristocratic white males...
239
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,858
didn't want to pay their taxes.
240
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,985
- Yeah!
- Have a good summer.
241
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,879
Hey. Over there. Let's get 'em.
242
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:52,221
Hey! No cutting.
243
00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:10,531
Hey. Hey, hey.
244
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:14,076
Hey!
245
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,078
Run, man!
246
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,208
Jump in. Come on. We gotta go.
247
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,210
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
248
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,879
- Whoo!
- Hurry up, Hirshfelder. We're gonna leave your ass.
249
00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:27,881
- Sorry, man.
- Come on. Let's go. Come on.
250
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:30,968
- Whoa. Back it up. Back it up.
- Oh, shit!
251
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:34,054
- Whoo-ee! Ducks on the pond.
- How you doin', boys?
252
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:38,350
Whoo!
253
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,356
Wake up, bitch. Wake up.
254
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:47,735
Open. Open. Hey, hey. Open.
255
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:55,075
Okay. Open wide.
256
00:17:55,159 --> 00:17:57,161
Open wide.
257
00:17:59,163 --> 00:18:01,248
- Open. Yeah.
- What do you think?
258
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:03,751
All right. We got 'em.
259
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,003
Hey, you. Come here.
260
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:10,257
You.
261
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,510
- Who are you?
- Uh, nobody.
262
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:16,180
I mean, I wasn't in the truck.
263
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,766
- Are you a freshman?
- Yeah.
264
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:21,310
Well, are you in, or are you out?
265
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,645
- In.
- Let's go.
266
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:29,359
Come on! Let's go!
267
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:31,487
Go! Come on! Hurry up!
268
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,405
Oh, man. We're screwed!
269
00:18:33,489 --> 00:18:36,033
- Pentico, lose them.
- I'm tryin', man!
270
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,619
Whoo!
271
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:41,997
- Let's go! Come on!
- Who you fuckin' with?
272
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,292
- Come on! Come on! Go, go, go, go!
- Drive! Drive this piece of shit!
273
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,461
Shut up, man. Here they come.
274
00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:53,383
Fucking turn!
275
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,889
Oh, shit!
276
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:05,479
Come on! Let's go! Whoo!
277
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,065
Oh, shit! Here they come!
278
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:11,443
I think we really pissed them off, man.
Just drop me off at my house.
279
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,862
- Are you still with me?
- Yeah. I guess.
280
00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:16,240
- This is my house.
- They're slowing down.
281
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,326
You get out and get 'em. You get out.
282
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,745
- Good luck, man. Be there tonight.
- All right.
283
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:27,084
All right. I'll catch up
with you guys later. Go, go, go.
284
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:33,423
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, nice try, freshmen.
285
00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:36,093
Tell you what.
Just for being such brave little kids...
286
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,554
I'm only gonna give each of ya
five licks, okay?
287
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:42,140
All right. Grab a pole then, kids. Let's get goin'.
288
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,768
I don't think so, creep.
289
00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:46,854
Mom!
290
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:50,107
Carl, get in the house.
Get in the house!
291
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:54,987
And you —
Get the hell off my property.
292
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:59,658
Oh. Well, I'm sorry, ma'am. I was just escorting
your fine young son home from school.
293
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,661
There's — There were
some ruffians about, and I —
294
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:05,622
Oh, and, uh, Mitch, Carl.
295
00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:08,625
We'll be seeing each other again.
296
00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:17,009
Oh, that's it. I fuckin' saw that, you little
sack of shit. You two are fuckin' dead!
297
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:20,137
You hear me? You're fuckin' dead!
298
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,848
Excuse me. Thank you.
299
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,936
All right, you little freshman bitches.
300
00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:32,816
Air raid!
301
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,735
That was pathetic!
302
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:36,737
You guys are crumbs!
303
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:40,741
Let's try it again! That means get up,
you lazy little bitches. Get up!
304
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,743
You heard her!
305
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:45,954
Air raid!
306
00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:50,167
That was horrible, you little slut girls.
You little freshman sluts. Get up!
307
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:54,004
Get up! Up! Up! Up!
308
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,882
Air raid!
309
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,926
What's fascinating is the way
not only the school...
310
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:02,054
but the entire community seems to be
supporting this — or at least turn their heads.
311
00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:04,514
- They apparently have permission to use
the parking lot.
- Right.
312
00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:07,100
No parents seem to mind. You know.
They're selling concessions.
313
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:08,644
- I mean —
- I know.
314
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:12,147
The seniors, we tried.
We — We gave you all a chance.
315
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:17,277
But since you little prick-teases
can't follow instructions...
316
00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:20,364
we're just gonna have to try
something else, won't we?
317
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,616
Seniors —
318
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:25,494
You love us. Smile.
You love us.
319
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:35,212
Turn over.
320
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,174
Suffer, sisters!
321
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,385
Suffer!
322
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,387
Whoo!
323
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,770
Eat it! Open wide!
324
00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:55,732
Open wide! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
325
00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:58,068
Yes! Whoo!
326
00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,487
Love it, girls. Love it!
327
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,198
Gorgeous babies.
328
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,785
Welcome to high school, honey.
329
00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:10,372
- You love it, honey.
- You little bitch!
330
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,379
Go!
331
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:20,507
Propose to Mr. Dawson.
332
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,551
You idiot.
333
00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:26,138
- Will you marry me?
- Don't know. What's in it for me?
334
00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:28,724
- Suck on it harder.
- Anything you want.
335
00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:30,726
- Anything?
- Anything.
336
00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:32,894
Go like this.
337
00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:37,024
- Do you spit or swallow?
- Oh —
338
00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:39,818
Whatever you I-like.
339
00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:42,195
Whatever I like?
I would definitely marry you.
340
00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:44,239
- That is so degrading.
- Let's go.
341
00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:48,326
- You're an asshole.
- Yes, I am.
342
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:51,371
That's terrible, man.
It's horrible.
343
00:22:51,455 --> 00:22:54,082
Aha!
344
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:56,668
I just want you guys to know
I feel for you, man.
345
00:22:56,752 --> 00:22:59,963
I did it when I was a freshman,
and you'll do it when you're a senior.
346
00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:03,759
But you're doing great. Now fry like bacon,
you little freshman piggies!
347
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:06,094
Fry! Fry!
348
00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:08,221
- Hi.
- Hi.
349
00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:12,142
- Hello there.
- I would like for you to propose to Tony.
350
00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,061
Oh, God.
351
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:16,146
On your knees.
352
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:23,820
Will you marry me?
353
00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:26,198
- What am I supposed to say here?
- I — I don't know.
354
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:28,700
Um, what'll you do for me, huh?
355
00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:30,911
Um, anything you want.
356
00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:33,997
- Imagine the possibilities.
- Oh, Jesus.
357
00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:35,999
No, seriously, you can stand up.
358
00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,168
- Um, what's your name?
- Sabrina.
359
00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:39,669
- I'm Tony.
- Hi.
360
00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:42,422
- Anthony actually.
- Sorry.
361
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:44,424
- This is Mike.
- Hey.
362
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:47,636
We were just discussing the utter
stupidity of these initiation rituals...
363
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:50,430
and we were — we're kind of wondering
why someone like you...
364
00:23:50,514 --> 00:23:52,891
would subject yourself
to the losing end of it all.
365
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,935
What are we having?
Social hour over here?
366
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:57,813
I'm supposed to be being a bitch.
Back to the pit.
367
00:23:57,896 --> 00:23:59,689
All right, kiddo.
368
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:02,609
- It's almost over. Don't worry about it.
- So, uh, am I mistaken...
369
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:05,529
or was there a little unspoken thing
going on with that young vixen?
370
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,489
- You stud.
- You know how it is.
371
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:10,826
- I bet she's pretty cute once you clean
all the shit off her.
- I bet she is.
372
00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:15,580
Okay, girlies! It's hot out here,
and I'm really sick of looking at all of you.
373
00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:18,041
So let's just — Let's get out of here.
374
00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:22,129
What are you looking at?
Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
375
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:24,589
Let's go! Get in the truck!
376
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,633
Get in the truck! Come on!
377
00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:29,010
You know, maybe if you ever
left the poker table —
378
00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:31,304
Maybe if I ever left the poker table?
What about you?
379
00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:34,599
Whatever. I mean, the point is, that's why
we're going out tonight. You know?
380
00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:38,770
Who knows? You might experience something a little
more tangible than an Abraham Lincoln dream.
381
00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:41,815
- That's, like, a hairline fracture right there.
- Shit.
382
00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:44,192
- What's that about? What'd you do?
- I wouldn't doubt it.
383
00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:46,486
My boy Benny
was wearing their asses out, boy!
384
00:24:46,570 --> 00:24:50,699
- Shit.
- I just gave him a little beating he'll never forget.
385
00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:52,784
Here's to ya, Ma.
386
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:55,996
That's your fucking mother.
387
00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:59,416
Say, man. Fuck the coaches, man.
Just do it for us, man.
388
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,501
- You picked this thing up?
- Yeah. You know.
389
00:25:01,585 --> 00:25:03,670
Hey. What are you doin'?
390
00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:05,672
- He ain't doin' shit now.
- What?
391
00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:09,342
Got any more details of my life you got
figured out you can let me in on, Ben?
392
00:25:09,426 --> 00:25:11,928
Lots of details.
393
00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:14,931
- Hey, O'Bannion, what are you doing?
- What's happening?
394
00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:17,017
Oh, you didn't hear, did you?
395
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,352
- What?
- Didn't hear I got a shotgun pulled on my ass?
396
00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:21,354
- No way!
- Swear to God.
397
00:25:29,321 --> 00:25:31,573
Oh, my God!
398
00:25:48,632 --> 00:25:50,634
Ow. Freezing!
399
00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:54,012
Hey, Mrs. Pickford.
400
00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:56,306
Hi, guys. You here to see Kevin?
401
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,642
- No. Actually, we came here to see you.
- Oh.
402
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:02,145
- Bet you're glad school's out, aren't you?
- Yeah. We got our report cards today.
403
00:26:02,229 --> 00:26:04,564
- How did you do?
- Straight A's.
404
00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:06,775
- Both of you?
- Yeah.
405
00:26:06,858 --> 00:26:09,152
- Big trip, huh?
- We're going away for the weekend.
406
00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:11,988
- Oh, you're taking Kev with ya, huh?
- No. He's staying here.
407
00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:13,990
Oh. Oh, he is. Oh.
408
00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:16,701
- Thanks.
- Go on in. He's up there somewhere.
409
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:26,628
- Let's get together sometime. All right?
- Yeah. That'd be fun.
410
00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:28,630
- All right.
- Be lots of fun.
411
00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:30,757
- Yeah.
- What do you do? I mean, for fun.
412
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,427
Usually just hang out with the girls.
You know, drive around. That kind of stuff.
413
00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:36,930
There's a big party tonight.
It should be really great.
414
00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:39,015
- Oh.
- So —
415
00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:41,935
- Do you want to come?
- Yeah.
416
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:43,937
- Yeah?
- Yeah. That'd be fun.
417
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,980
- Cool. Think it'll be all right?
- It'll be fine.
418
00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:48,275
- Great. We'll pick you up at about 8:30.
- Okay. Cool.
419
00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:50,277
- See you then.
- Okay. Bye-bye.
420
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,404
Bye.
421
00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:55,115
All right. Let's go.
We gotta get ready.
422
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,543
Sample of the goods.
423
00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:10,588
Fifteen bucks.
424
00:27:13,717 --> 00:27:16,136
- Can you spot me 10?
- Hmm?
425
00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:18,888
I'll pay you, like, Tuesday and shit.
426
00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:25,312
Thank you.
427
00:27:25,395 --> 00:27:27,522
"Shebanga."
Who is it?
428
00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:31,234
- Kevin, I think you need to come out here a minute.
- Hide the shit.
429
00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:34,112
- Oh, man. It reeks in here.
- Shit.
430
00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:36,406
Slater, get up.
431
00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:40,035
Kevin, there's someone
out here who says he needs to talk to you.
432
00:27:40,118 --> 00:27:42,037
Here. What about?
433
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,664
Go get the door man. Here.
434
00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:46,958
- Slater, lose it.
- Kevin, open the door.
435
00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:49,419
- Quick!
- Lose it, man. Damn.
436
00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:54,007
Hey, Dad, Ma. What's up?
437
00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:56,885
- Did you order some kegs of beer?
- No.
438
00:27:56,968 --> 00:28:00,263
Well, there's a fella in a beer truck
out on the street that says you did.
439
00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:02,098
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
440
00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:04,601
Just a sec.
441
00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:09,606
Shit.
442
00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:14,819
- That guy said I ordered a keg of beer?
- Yeah.
443
00:28:14,903 --> 00:28:17,697
He said it was to be delivered
to the Pickford residence.
444
00:28:17,781 --> 00:28:19,866
- This address?
- This address.
445
00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:23,745
That's kind of funny.
Why don't I go out there and see what's goin' on?
446
00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:25,830
Yeah. I think you better.
447
00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:28,375
I'll be right back.
448
00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:30,627
You guys know anything
about a party here tonight?
449
00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:35,173
- No, sir.
- No.
450
00:28:39,677 --> 00:28:42,305
Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
451
00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:44,516
Hey, man.
452
00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:46,684
- Aren't you a little bit early?
- Uh —
453
00:28:47,685 --> 00:28:49,604
Yeah. About an hour and a half.
454
00:28:49,687 --> 00:28:52,148
But, see, I wanted to get here early,
see if anyone's here.
455
00:28:52,273 --> 00:28:57,654
- I got this little action happening tonight,
man, if you know what I mean.
- So I guess you got the wrong house.
456
00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:01,241
Oh.
457
00:29:01,324 --> 00:29:05,829
Yeah. Inconvenience for you. I'm sorry.
Uh, wrong Mr. Pickford all together.
458
00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:08,540
Hey. These things happen.
Don't worry about it, Ben.
459
00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:10,625
Yeah.
460
00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:15,755
Were you going to have a party
here tonight, Son?
461
00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:18,216
I don't know what that was all about.
462
00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:21,469
Start unpacking.
We're not goin' anywhere.
463
00:29:21,553 --> 00:29:23,680
Frank —
464
00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:25,765
- Fucker!
- Frank —
465
00:31:22,757 --> 00:31:24,968
Oh, look out!
Look out! Look out! Aaah!
466
00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:27,637
Hey, batter, batter, batter, swing!
467
00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:34,811
Strike two!
468
00:31:34,894 --> 00:31:36,813
Time.
469
00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:41,859
Kramer, one more pitch. You better
get this kid out or we're really gonna beat your ass.
470
00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:46,322
We're gonna beat you like a running mule.
471
00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:50,785
Hey, man. Forget about those guys.
Let's just get this last guy out, okay?
472
00:31:50,868 --> 00:31:52,787
Easy for your ass to say.
473
00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:55,957
- Hey, man. There's nothing you can do about it.
- I'll beat you too.
474
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,418
- How'd they all know I was gonna be here?
- Hey, Kramer!
475
00:31:58,501 --> 00:32:00,587
Quit stallin'! Let's go, baby!
We're waiting for you!
476
00:32:00,670 --> 00:32:03,298
I hope you got more than a jockstrap
under there, you little rat!
477
00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:07,635
Just because you're not gonna be able
to sit down for the rest of the summer,
don't let it affect your concentration.
478
00:32:07,719 --> 00:32:09,637
- Up yours.
- Hey, Mitch.
479
00:32:09,721 --> 00:32:13,224
Could you do the rest of us a favor
and leave through the gate in right field?
480
00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:15,226
That'll draw them all out of here.
481
00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:17,395
I mean, they're gonna get you anyway.
482
00:32:19,022 --> 00:32:20,940
Yeah. Get out of here.
483
00:32:21,065 --> 00:32:25,028
- Who are you, buddy?
- What are you looking at?
Keep your head in the game. Concentrate!
484
00:32:41,711 --> 00:32:45,798
Strike three! Ball game!
485
00:33:02,273 --> 00:33:06,027
Good game. Good game.
Good game. Good game. Good game.
486
00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:10,239
- Yeah, right. Right. Yeah. Right.
- Good game. Good game.
487
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,744
Yeah, right. Good game.
Good game, man. Good game.
488
00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:17,372
Oh, yeah. Good game. Good game.
489
00:33:17,455 --> 00:33:21,000
Way to go, buddy. Way to go.
490
00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:23,044
Way to go.
491
00:33:23,127 --> 00:33:25,171
Come here, man!
492
00:33:25,254 --> 00:33:27,173
Mitchy.
493
00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:31,594
- Oh, what happened to your buds?
- Aw, you're all alone.
494
00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:33,971
- Hey, Mi — Oh.
- Oh.
495
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:37,600
- Hey, Mitch. Mitch! Hey!
- Kramer.
496
00:33:39,394 --> 00:33:42,271
- How's your dad doing?
- Uh, he's doing great.
497
00:33:43,606 --> 00:33:47,402
This arm ready to throw
about 2,000 yards next fall?
498
00:33:47,485 --> 00:33:49,737
Oh. I don't know. We'll see.
499
00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:52,407
We're depending on you boys.
500
00:33:52,490 --> 00:33:55,660
And let me tell you what.
You're looking good.
501
00:33:55,743 --> 00:33:58,830
Thirteen starters coming back.
Twenty-two lettermen.
502
00:33:58,913 --> 00:34:02,500
- Lookin' tough.
- Yeah.
503
00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:06,879
- Well, uh, you folks take care.
- Okay. Good to see you, Randy.
504
00:35:21,037 --> 00:35:22,955
Whoa!
505
00:35:23,039 --> 00:35:26,125
Oh, God! You know that hurt!
You know that hurt him, man.
506
00:35:26,209 --> 00:35:28,961
- What's goin' on here?
- Oh, Pink, man. You missed it. Whoo!
507
00:35:29,045 --> 00:35:31,297
- What's up, buddy?
- Where you guys headed off to now?
508
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:34,717
- We're going up to the Emporium. Gonna join us?
- Yeah. See you up there.
509
00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:38,304
You should sign my paddle later.
510
00:35:38,387 --> 00:35:40,515
- I gotta get seconds with him.
- Wait, wait, wait.
511
00:35:40,598 --> 00:35:42,725
- This is just too slick.
- You next, Pink?
512
00:35:42,809 --> 00:35:46,145
- Sure.
- All right. Say, you already got the kid.
513
00:35:46,229 --> 00:35:50,066
All right. Fuck it. You know what?
I'm gonna go find your little skinny partner Carl...
514
00:35:50,149 --> 00:35:53,236
and his mom, and let me tell you something,
I took it easy on you.
515
00:35:53,319 --> 00:35:56,906
All right? Yeah. You're not smiling now,
are you? You little sack of shit.
516
00:35:56,989 --> 00:35:58,950
Huh? Huh?
517
00:35:59,951 --> 00:36:02,119
- Benny, Don.
- Say, man.
518
00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:04,831
- Bummer about Pickford's party, huh?
- Yeah.
519
00:36:04,914 --> 00:36:09,710
Yeah. His old man found out.
Total rip-off, man.
520
00:36:15,466 --> 00:36:18,761
Hey, man. You know, us —
We got a few sixers. You with us?
521
00:36:18,845 --> 00:36:21,889
Uh, yeah. I gotta go home and change.
I'll catch up with you, okay?
522
00:36:21,973 --> 00:36:24,851
All right. See you later. Hey, kid.
Take care of that butt.
523
00:36:24,934 --> 00:36:27,103
Say, guys. Hold up.
524
00:36:31,774 --> 00:36:33,985
You need a ride?
525
00:36:34,068 --> 00:36:37,196
Yeah. Uh...
526
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,615
I think they left me.
527
00:36:42,076 --> 00:36:44,078
Here you go, man.
528
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,055
Yeah, there's always one senior
who has to be the badass.
529
00:37:04,307 --> 00:37:09,562
I think O'Bannion's gonna be the first senior
in history to take that honor two years in a row.
530
00:37:09,645 --> 00:37:12,481
Guy's a dick. Right?
531
00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:17,111
Yeah. He's, uh, kind of a joke.
532
00:37:17,194 --> 00:37:20,489
He's not a bad guy to have on your side,
though, blocking for ya.
533
00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:23,242
Yeah.
534
00:37:23,326 --> 00:37:26,037
Did you get it bad
when you were a freshman?
535
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,748
Shit, man. Aw.
536
00:37:28,831 --> 00:37:32,251
They waited for my ass
after baseball practice and got me.
537
00:37:32,335 --> 00:37:35,171
God, it was vicious.
538
00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:38,090
I mean, actually, it is best to get
a lot at once, you know...
539
00:37:38,174 --> 00:37:42,386
'cause after about 10 licks, your ass gets
so numb, you might as well get it over with.
540
00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:46,724
I had some pretty cool
seniors though, you know.
541
00:37:46,807 --> 00:37:49,769
They'd take you out
and bust the hell out of you and then...
542
00:37:49,852 --> 00:37:51,771
go get you drunk.
543
00:37:51,854 --> 00:37:54,815
- You know, stuff like that.
- Cool.
544
00:38:00,655 --> 00:38:02,949
- Thanks, man.
- Yeah. Take care, man.
545
00:38:06,619 --> 00:38:09,747
Uh, hey, man. Uh, look.
Since the party's not goin' on...
546
00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:14,168
me and some of the other guys will
probably end up just riding around.
547
00:38:14,251 --> 00:38:16,796
You want us to stop by and pick you up?
548
00:38:16,879 --> 00:38:20,341
- Well, do you think that's a good idea?
- Oh, yeah. Sure, man. No problem.
549
00:38:20,424 --> 00:38:24,845
Even after you've gotten it bad, the guys who
haven't got you yet will give you a few days to rest.
550
00:38:24,929 --> 00:38:29,433
It, uh — It'd be a pretty cool move to show up
and let 'em know it doesn't bother you that much.
551
00:38:29,517 --> 00:38:31,894
Yeah, okay. Cool.
552
00:38:31,978 --> 00:38:34,522
- See you later?
- Yeah. Sure. Thanks for the ride, man.
553
00:38:35,523 --> 00:38:38,317
Hey, man.
Uh, put some ice on it for a while.
554
00:38:38,401 --> 00:38:41,195
After that it won't be anything
a few beers can't take care of.
555
00:39:26,782 --> 00:39:28,784
Like, what did she say?
I'm just interested.
556
00:39:28,868 --> 00:39:30,995
I think it's funny.
What did she call me?
557
00:39:31,078 --> 00:39:34,749
You hang out with her. You know it.
We know they talk about us. Just tell us.
558
00:39:34,832 --> 00:39:36,751
- Nothing.
- We don't care.
559
00:39:36,834 --> 00:39:40,921
Oh, come on. Nothing. That's a lie when
you do that. I know you're lying, you bitch.
560
00:39:41,005 --> 00:39:43,049
- I know you're lying.
- You're not gonna get mad?
561
00:39:43,132 --> 00:39:46,218
I'm not gonna get mad. I think it's a riot.
I don't care what she thinks.
562
00:39:46,302 --> 00:39:49,221
All right.
She called you a bitch and you a slut.
563
00:39:49,305 --> 00:39:52,516
A slut? She called me a slut?
That bitch. I can't —
564
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,727
- Everybody calls you a slut.
- Shavonne!
565
00:39:54,810 --> 00:39:57,563
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, that bitch. I'm gonna kick her ass.
566
00:39:57,646 --> 00:39:59,648
I can't believe that. What a bitch.
567
00:39:59,732 --> 00:40:02,568
- I thought you said you weren't gonna get mad.
- I'm not mad.
568
00:40:10,367 --> 00:40:13,245
- Look. I got a confession to make.
- What do you mean a confession?
569
00:40:13,329 --> 00:40:16,415
For the, like, last year or so I've been
talking about going to law school...
570
00:40:16,499 --> 00:40:20,336
so I can be an A.C.L.U. lawyer and be in a position
to help people who are getting fucked over.
571
00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:23,672
- Uh-huh.
- Well, I was standing in line
at the post office yesterday, you know.
572
00:40:23,756 --> 00:40:26,383
And I'm looking around.
And everybody's looking really pathetic.
573
00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:29,929
You know what I mean? I mean, like, people had —
like, got drool just sort of —
574
00:40:30,012 --> 00:40:32,598
Then this guy's bending over.
You could see the crack of his —
575
00:40:32,681 --> 00:40:35,351
- Aw!
- It was, like, wife beaters. It was — Anyway, it was —
576
00:40:35,434 --> 00:40:38,562
And I realized I just don't want to do it.
You know what I mean?
577
00:40:38,687 --> 00:40:43,192
It sounds good, but I have to confront the fact
that I don't like the people
I've been talking about helping out.
578
00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:46,445
You know what I'm — I don't think I like people,
period. You guys are okay.
579
00:40:46,529 --> 00:40:48,614
I'm just trying to be honest
about being a misanthrope.
580
00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:50,699
So you're not gonna go to law school?
581
00:40:50,783 --> 00:40:53,536
What do you want to do then?
582
00:40:53,619 --> 00:40:55,538
I want to dance.
583
00:41:01,710 --> 00:41:04,088
All right. Let's rock and roll.
584
00:41:06,549 --> 00:41:08,968
Hey. Hop in, man.
585
00:41:09,051 --> 00:41:11,178
Hey, man. Whose car?
586
00:41:11,262 --> 00:41:13,472
- You know Wooderson?
- How's it goin', man?
587
00:41:13,556 --> 00:41:16,725
Hey. Pretty good.
How's it goin' with you?
588
00:41:18,394 --> 00:41:22,106
Say, man. You got a joint?
589
00:41:22,189 --> 00:41:24,275
Uh, no. Not on me, man.
590
00:41:27,319 --> 00:41:29,905
It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
591
00:41:37,705 --> 00:41:39,874
All right, all right, all right.
592
00:41:39,957 --> 00:41:43,878
Hey, man. You still driving in to Houston
in the morning to get those Aerosmith tickets?
593
00:41:43,961 --> 00:41:45,880
Ooh, you're damn right.
594
00:41:45,963 --> 00:41:48,507
- Evenin', ladies. Ow!
- Nice.
595
00:41:48,591 --> 00:41:51,352
- Need me to pick you up a couple?
- Yeah. Two.
596
00:41:51,427 --> 00:41:53,387
Cool.
597
00:41:54,388 --> 00:41:58,017
- Hey, man. You sure I'm okay in here?
- Yeah, man. You'll be okay.
598
00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:00,853
Look. If anyone starts messing with you,
just play it cool.
599
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,804
One to go.
600
00:42:35,888 --> 00:42:37,806
"Prickford."
601
00:42:37,890 --> 00:42:39,350
"Wood-a-been." Happening?
602
00:42:39,433 --> 00:42:41,518
It's a bummer about your party, man.
603
00:42:41,602 --> 00:42:44,980
What can I say?
It's beyond me. The delivery guy bricked.
604
00:42:45,064 --> 00:42:47,358
And it's a —
Keep your eye on the ball —
605
00:42:47,441 --> 00:42:48,734
dead issue!
606
00:42:48,817 --> 00:42:50,778
- Hey, man. How's it going?
- Good. What's goin' on?
607
00:42:50,861 --> 00:42:51,987
- Nothin'.
- Not much?
608
00:42:52,071 --> 00:42:53,489
- Nothing at all.
- Hey.
609
00:42:53,572 --> 00:42:55,824
- Hey.
- Hey, uh, you know Mitch?
610
00:42:55,908 --> 00:42:58,953
- Oh, yeah. I think I just heard about you.
- Really? What'd you hear?
611
00:42:59,036 --> 00:43:02,498
- I don't know, man. Are you okay?
- Oh. Yeah.
612
00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:06,752
Oh. I guess I'll see you guys a little later.
613
00:43:06,835 --> 00:43:09,505
- Okay. Talk to you later.
- Okay. See you.
614
00:43:18,305 --> 00:43:21,558
Hey, man.
What grade's she in?
615
00:43:21,642 --> 00:43:23,686
Sophomore.
616
00:43:23,769 --> 00:43:25,688
- Come on. Come on.
- All right.
617
00:43:25,771 --> 00:43:28,399
Hurry up. Go. We gotta hurry though.
618
00:43:28,524 --> 00:43:31,652
- Check this out. Double-barreled
purple coming in on Sunday.
- Donny.
619
00:43:31,735 --> 00:43:34,738
- I got a big surprise for you.
- After I make this shot.
620
00:43:34,822 --> 00:43:38,367
Oh, God. Hold onto this.
Tight. Lookin' good.
621
00:43:40,744 --> 00:43:42,663
Yeah. Yeah.
622
00:43:42,746 --> 00:43:45,582
Whoa! Gene!
623
00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:47,584
Nice tongue!
624
00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:49,670
- Who painted 'em?
- Mostly Michelle.
625
00:43:49,753 --> 00:43:52,298
Ah!
626
00:43:52,381 --> 00:43:54,466
- Hey. I got an idea.
- What?
627
00:43:54,550 --> 00:43:57,052
- A beer bust later on.
- Hey, man.
628
00:43:57,136 --> 00:43:59,972
Pickford's got a doob we're about to burn.
Are you with us?
629
00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:02,558
Think about it. Yeah.
630
00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:04,601
Are you cool, man?
631
00:44:06,228 --> 00:44:08,188
Like how?
632
00:44:11,066 --> 00:44:13,235
Okay.
633
00:44:13,319 --> 00:44:15,988
Hey, man. Wait up.
634
00:44:16,071 --> 00:44:18,324
He was just asking if you get high.
635
00:44:18,407 --> 00:44:20,784
- Yeah. Like, smoke pot?
- Yeah.
636
00:44:20,868 --> 00:44:23,579
Oh. I never have before,
but, you know.
637
00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:34,882
- Where you goin'? Mike. Mike.
- Where you goin'?
638
00:44:34,965 --> 00:44:36,884
- Where you goin'?
- I — You knock.
639
00:44:36,967 --> 00:44:38,969
Just —
640
00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:44,683
I — No.
641
00:44:44,767 --> 00:44:47,936
Crank it up!
642
00:44:51,065 --> 00:44:53,525
Look out!
643
00:44:55,611 --> 00:44:57,529
Later.
644
00:44:57,613 --> 00:45:01,200
Hi there.
645
00:45:01,283 --> 00:45:03,535
Great.
646
00:45:03,619 --> 00:45:09,124
Here you go.
647
00:45:13,253 --> 00:45:15,613
Hey. It's the chicks.
Shavonne still thinks she's mad at me.
648
00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:18,926
Watch me get a little something
going right here. Hey. What's going on?
649
00:45:19,009 --> 00:45:21,770
- What are you guys up to?
- Oh, a little weed. You know.
650
00:45:21,845 --> 00:45:24,640
- There may be a beer bust later on.
- Oh, really?
651
00:45:24,723 --> 00:45:26,642
- Yeah.
- Cool.
652
00:45:26,725 --> 00:45:29,436
- Guess we'll see you around.
- All right. Check you later.
653
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,896
- Bye.
- Later.
654
00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:33,899
Slater, man, why are you always
such a dork, man?
655
00:45:33,982 --> 00:45:37,111
- What are you talkin' about?
- "Check you later." "Check you later."
656
00:45:37,194 --> 00:45:39,196
Hey, man. Get off my case, man.
657
00:45:39,279 --> 00:45:42,157
Oh, man.
Chicks don't want to hear that shit.
658
00:45:42,241 --> 00:45:44,243
Well, they don't want to
hear anything, man.
659
00:45:44,326 --> 00:45:48,122
The g — The girls, man, in our classes —
They're all prudes, man.
660
00:45:48,205 --> 00:45:50,374
- They're worthless little bitches, man.
- Oh, my God —
661
00:45:50,457 --> 00:45:53,585
It's the girls ahead of us.
They were wild. Our class is just worthless.
662
00:45:53,669 --> 00:45:57,589
Maybe you've just never gotten past the sniffing
butt stage. That's what that sounds like to me.
663
00:45:57,673 --> 00:46:00,926
Hey, man. It's — It's quality, not quantity.
All right, man?
664
00:46:01,009 --> 00:46:04,805
And — And wait till I get to college, man.
I can't wait to get to college, man.
665
00:46:04,888 --> 00:46:07,975
Yeah. When I get to college,
all I'm gonna do is bang, bang, bang, bang.
666
00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:35,043
Hey, Hirshfelder. Let's go. Come on.
667
00:46:35,127 --> 00:46:38,172
Yeah. Let's go.
Let's get out of here.
668
00:46:38,255 --> 00:46:40,424
- Let's go.
- Come on, man!
669
00:46:40,507 --> 00:46:43,218
- What?
- It's time to leave.
670
00:46:43,302 --> 00:46:45,721
I'll be right back.
671
00:46:53,854 --> 00:46:57,858
Hey. You boys leave,
you can't come back.
672
00:46:57,941 --> 00:47:00,527
Aw, gee. You hear that?
673
00:47:00,611 --> 00:47:02,738
If we leave, we can't come back.
674
00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:04,740
Oh, no!
675
00:47:04,823 --> 00:47:06,867
What should we do?
676
00:47:08,952 --> 00:47:12,164
What the hell are we doing?
I was gettin' there.
677
00:47:12,247 --> 00:47:14,166
Man, I had my hand up her shirt.
678
00:47:14,249 --> 00:47:17,002
- Oh, yeah.
- You were gettin' there?
679
00:47:17,085 --> 00:47:19,254
You hear that?
He was gettin' there.
680
00:47:20,255 --> 00:47:24,718
Son, you wouldn't know what to do with it even
if you had gotten there. So don't worry about it.
681
00:47:24,801 --> 00:47:27,262
- Just 'cause you guys are striking out.
- Grow up, boy.
682
00:47:27,346 --> 00:47:29,723
- That was our last junior high party.
- That's right.
683
00:47:29,806 --> 00:47:33,644
We're in the big time now. We're freshmen,
where all the girls will be putting out.
684
00:47:33,727 --> 00:47:36,647
Your days of lying around
and pulling tongue all night are over.
685
00:47:36,730 --> 00:47:38,649
Yeah, right.
686
00:47:55,791 --> 00:47:58,377
- You didn't know she stuffs her bra?
- Terry stuffs her bra?
687
00:47:58,460 --> 00:48:01,255
- You didn't know those were socks? Shit.
- Yeah.
688
00:48:01,338 --> 00:48:03,340
They looked real to me.
689
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,680
- Oh, shit.
- Scatter!
690
00:48:14,810 --> 00:48:17,729
This one right here!
Come here, baby! We got you, baby!
691
00:48:17,813 --> 00:48:19,773
Whoo!
692
00:48:19,856 --> 00:48:21,942
All right. Get out there. Go, baby. Go.
693
00:48:24,194 --> 00:48:26,572
Come here.
Come here, you little fag. Come here.
694
00:48:26,655 --> 00:48:28,574
Come on.
695
00:48:28,657 --> 00:48:31,910
Get over here.
Where you running to, boy, huh?
696
00:48:31,994 --> 00:48:34,162
We ain't gonna hurt you — much.
697
00:48:35,163 --> 00:48:38,250
Just hold onto that fence there, all right,
and just squeal like a pig.
698
00:48:40,460 --> 00:48:42,421
- You ready to switch-hit?
- Oh, yeah.
699
00:48:42,504 --> 00:48:45,257
I'm first.
700
00:48:51,513 --> 00:48:54,850
Geez. Bastards.
701
00:48:54,933 --> 00:48:57,352
Whoo!
702
00:49:01,732 --> 00:49:03,817
Hey, you guys.
703
00:49:04,985 --> 00:49:06,945
Take it easy on the kid, would you?
704
00:49:07,029 --> 00:49:09,281
Here comes another one, freshman.
You ready?
705
00:49:09,364 --> 00:49:11,283
- Ladies.
- You like that?
706
00:49:11,366 --> 00:49:14,369
One more for my mother.
707
00:49:15,579 --> 00:49:18,165
Hey. Who is that kid?
708
00:49:18,248 --> 00:49:22,544
What? That kid there? Just some kid we saw running
around that shouldn't have been, by the rec center.
709
00:49:22,628 --> 00:49:24,880
Hey. Can we have some of those beers?
710
00:49:24,963 --> 00:49:27,799
- One of these?
- Yeah.
711
00:49:27,883 --> 00:49:30,385
- Why?
- Just give me a beer.
712
00:49:30,469 --> 00:49:32,763
- Get out of here, I said!
- Yeah?
713
00:49:32,846 --> 00:49:34,765
Catch. Huh? Hmm?
714
00:49:34,848 --> 00:49:37,768
Tubbs, catch.
Good. Get out of here.
715
00:49:37,851 --> 00:49:40,687
- What are you wasting a beer on him for?
- What?
716
00:49:41,688 --> 00:49:44,316
- It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal.
- Give 'em a beer.
717
00:49:44,399 --> 00:49:46,401
Man, this fuckin' sucks. All right?
718
00:49:46,485 --> 00:49:49,821
Last fuckin' day of school.
No fuckin' party. No fuckin' —
719
00:49:51,907 --> 00:49:54,117
- You just wasted another fuckin' beer.
- Oh, shut up.
720
00:49:54,201 --> 00:49:56,119
Thanks.
721
00:49:56,203 --> 00:49:58,538
- Hmm.
- Hey.
722
00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:04,318
So, which one of your friends
bought you the beer this time?
723
00:50:04,378 --> 00:50:06,296
- Right.
- Hey! Fuck her! I did!
724
00:50:06,380 --> 00:50:09,508
- Yeah, bite me!
- You wish, asshole!
725
00:50:09,591 --> 00:50:11,510
Fuck you!
726
00:50:11,593 --> 00:50:14,346
Why are guys such pigs?
727
00:50:14,429 --> 00:50:16,348
- What?
- Let's get out of here.
728
00:50:16,431 --> 00:50:19,017
Mmm. We're out of here.
729
00:50:19,101 --> 00:50:22,104
Let me tell you
what Melba Toast is packin' right here.
730
00:50:22,187 --> 00:50:26,316
We got 411 positrack out back,
750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes...
731
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:31,321
Ford over-30, 11-to-1 pop-up pistons,
Turbo-jet 390 horsepower.
732
00:50:31,405 --> 00:50:33,615
We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.
733
00:50:33,699 --> 00:50:36,493
Hey, man, I know you got this thing
out of a comic book.
734
00:50:36,576 --> 00:50:39,496
I saw the ad — 2.95.
It was right next to the sea monkeys.
735
00:50:39,579 --> 00:50:41,498
You see that over there?
That's white lightning.
736
00:50:41,581 --> 00:50:44,861
You see the shoes on that thing?
You gotta get some tires. These are pizza cutters.
737
00:50:46,712 --> 00:50:49,214
Yeah.
738
00:50:49,297 --> 00:50:51,675
- Ow.
- You're such an expert.
739
00:50:51,758 --> 00:50:54,469
This is sad.
Shouldn't we be doing something else?
740
00:50:54,553 --> 00:50:56,471
Yeah. Like what?
741
00:50:56,555 --> 00:50:58,473
- I'm bored.
- You're always bored.
742
00:50:58,557 --> 00:51:00,308
- Let's split.
- Where you wanna go?
743
00:51:00,392 --> 00:51:01,935
Then you're boring.
744
00:51:02,018 --> 00:51:03,937
- Pink!
- Hey.
745
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:06,565
Hey. You hear anything more
about a beer bust?
746
00:51:06,648 --> 00:51:10,235
- Talk to this man right here.
- Patience, darlin', patience.
747
00:51:10,318 --> 00:51:12,237
- Hey.
- Hey.
748
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:16,825
- What are you doing here?
- I was just about to ask you the same question.
749
00:51:16,908 --> 00:51:19,077
- I heard you got busted.
- Oh, yeah.
750
00:51:19,161 --> 00:51:21,079
They just got Hirshfelder too.
751
00:51:21,163 --> 00:51:22,706
- Really?
- Yeah.
752
00:51:22,789 --> 00:51:24,791
- Like, how bad?
- Bad.
753
00:51:26,084 --> 00:51:28,503
- Was it O'Bannion?
- Yeah.
754
00:51:28,587 --> 00:51:31,006
God, I hate that jerk.
755
00:51:31,089 --> 00:51:33,175
I know.
756
00:51:33,258 --> 00:51:35,844
So, um —
757
00:51:35,927 --> 00:51:38,138
What have you guys been doin'?
Just —
758
00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:41,349
I don't know.
Driving around, mostly.
759
00:51:41,433 --> 00:51:43,685
I didn't know that Jodi
was your big sister.
760
00:51:43,769 --> 00:51:46,188
- Oop.
- Hey, did I hear my name over here?
761
00:51:46,271 --> 00:51:49,065
You guys talkin' about me?
Hey, kiddo.
762
00:51:50,192 --> 00:51:52,736
Heard they got you pretty bad.
763
00:51:52,819 --> 00:51:56,448
And I asked them to take it easy on you.
I can't believe they did that.
764
00:51:56,531 --> 00:51:59,034
Man! God! No wonder!
765
00:51:59,117 --> 00:52:03,705
Pink, what happened?
766
00:52:03,789 --> 00:52:05,707
So, where'd they find Hirsh?
767
00:52:05,791 --> 00:52:08,710
I don't know.
Walking out of the rec center, I think.
768
00:52:08,794 --> 00:52:10,712
Hey.
769
00:52:10,796 --> 00:52:14,341
- What have you guys been doin'?
- Pink, right?
770
00:52:15,801 --> 00:52:17,719
Hi!
771
00:52:17,803 --> 00:52:19,721
Ohh!
772
00:52:19,805 --> 00:52:21,807
Hi.
773
00:52:24,935 --> 00:52:26,937
Whew.
774
00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:30,482
Face it. You got busted
because you couldn't get away.
775
00:52:30,565 --> 00:52:32,526
You try and outrun
O'Bannion and those guys.
776
00:52:32,609 --> 00:52:36,196
I'm gonna be laughin' my ass off when it's
your turn, when they're busting your ass.
777
00:52:36,279 --> 00:52:38,657
Hey, man, I heard last year...
778
00:52:38,740 --> 00:52:40,909
they caught about
10 freshmen at once.
779
00:52:40,992 --> 00:52:43,912
O'Bannion backed his truck
over some pizzas and made 'em eat it, man.
780
00:52:43,995 --> 00:52:45,914
I mean, that's bullshit. Right?
781
00:52:45,997 --> 00:52:48,917
Idiot flunks his senior year
so he can be a dick two years in a row?
782
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,919
Is that legal?
783
00:52:51,002 --> 00:52:53,004
Damn you, Carl!
784
00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:01,930
Ohh! Okay. Let me out.
785
00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:05,350
Hey, Slater, you fuckin' hippie!
Give me drugs, man!
786
00:53:05,433 --> 00:53:07,936
Get some from your mother, man.
787
00:53:08,019 --> 00:53:10,939
- Yeah, we just banged your mother.
- Okay. Fuck you, dickhead.
788
00:53:13,024 --> 00:53:17,445
Those guys, man. Man of the woods.
What's goin' on? God, I haven't seen you in so long.
789
00:53:17,529 --> 00:53:19,447
My man, what is happenin'?
790
00:53:19,531 --> 00:53:21,908
Long time no see.
791
00:53:21,992 --> 00:53:24,953
- What have you been up to?
- Same old shit, man.
792
00:53:25,036 --> 00:53:27,372
- Workin' for the city.
- Workin' man, huh?
793
00:53:27,455 --> 00:53:30,333
Been thinkin' about gettin'
back in school though, man.
794
00:53:30,417 --> 00:53:32,752
- Back in J.C., somethin' like that?
- Yeah, man.
795
00:53:32,836 --> 00:53:36,256
I mean, that's where
all the girls are, right?
796
00:53:36,339 --> 00:53:39,259
But on the other hand, man,
I'd just as soon keep workin'.
797
00:53:39,342 --> 00:53:42,262
- Keep a little change in my pocket.
- Yeah? Wait.
798
00:53:42,345 --> 00:53:46,305
Rather than spend my time listenin' to some dipshit
who doesn't know what he's talkin' about anyway.
799
00:53:46,349 --> 00:53:48,351
I know what you're talkin' about.
800
00:53:50,103 --> 00:53:52,522
- Say, you're a freshman, right?
- Yeah.
801
00:53:52,606 --> 00:53:55,686
All right, so tell me, man.
How's this year's crop of freshman chicks lookin'?
802
00:53:57,611 --> 00:54:01,031
Wood, you're gonna end up in jail
sometime really soon. I know that for a fact.
803
00:54:01,114 --> 00:54:03,533
No, man.
No, let me tell you.
804
00:54:03,617 --> 00:54:07,913
That's what I love about
these high school girls, man.
805
00:54:07,996 --> 00:54:10,790
I get older, they stay the same age.
806
00:54:10,874 --> 00:54:12,792
Yes, they do.
807
00:54:12,876 --> 00:54:14,794
Yes, they do.
808
00:54:14,878 --> 00:54:18,256
- You guys wanna go for a spin?
- Shotgun!
809
00:54:18,340 --> 00:54:20,342
Aw.
810
00:54:20,425 --> 00:54:23,219
- Woods.
- I'm here, man.
811
00:54:23,303 --> 00:54:25,221
You wanna come along?
812
00:54:25,305 --> 00:54:27,223
Yeah. Why not?
813
00:54:27,307 --> 00:54:30,435
- Take care, bro.
- You boys have fun now.
814
00:54:30,518 --> 00:54:33,271
Listen, I'm gonna give you shotgun.
815
00:54:33,355 --> 00:54:37,108
But I want you to know it's because —
only 'cause I'm goin' inside.
816
00:54:37,192 --> 00:54:40,528
- Keep that in mind. All right?
- Okay. Got it.
817
00:54:44,157 --> 00:54:46,701
- Hey, man, whose bowling ball is this?
- It's yours, man.
818
00:54:46,785 --> 00:54:49,204
- Slater.
- Hey, man. What's happening?
819
00:54:49,287 --> 00:54:51,456
- Play a little foosball?
- Yeah!
820
00:55:11,810 --> 00:55:13,687
Junior.
821
00:55:17,315 --> 00:55:20,360
Pull over to the trash can.
822
00:55:20,443 --> 00:55:23,363
Pull over to the trash can!
Pull over to the trash can!
823
00:55:23,446 --> 00:55:24,990
Lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme —
824
00:55:34,082 --> 00:55:37,502
Okay. Okay. Oh!
825
00:55:37,585 --> 00:55:39,337
Shit, yeah!
826
00:55:43,550 --> 00:55:45,885
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
827
00:55:45,969 --> 00:55:48,138
Hey, you guys,
pull over to that one over there.
828
00:55:48,221 --> 00:55:50,306
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Here, hold this. Hold this.
829
00:55:55,228 --> 00:55:57,939
- I got it! Go! Go!
- Guess what.
830
00:55:58,023 --> 00:56:00,442
It's garbage day!
831
00:56:01,443 --> 00:56:04,237
Yeah!
832
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:07,323
Whoo! We're fuckin' runnin'!
833
00:56:08,575 --> 00:56:10,869
Yeah! Whoo!
834
00:56:10,952 --> 00:56:14,831
- Whoo!
- Oh, my —
835
00:56:15,915 --> 00:56:17,834
Bowling ball.
836
00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:19,878
- Yeah!
- Throw the bowling ball.
837
00:56:19,961 --> 00:56:21,963
Think I should?
838
00:56:22,047 --> 00:56:24,340
- Yeah! Throw it!
- Throw it! Throw it!
839
00:56:24,424 --> 00:56:26,968
Come on.
You're playin' with the big boys now.
840
00:56:27,052 --> 00:56:30,263
Do it! Throw it!
Faggot-sissy-pussy freshman! Throw it!
841
00:56:30,346 --> 00:56:32,265
- Throw it!
- Heave it!
842
00:56:38,271 --> 00:56:40,231
Fuck 'em!
843
00:56:40,315 --> 00:56:44,986
That bowling ball said "Oof!"
to that damn windshield!
844
00:56:45,070 --> 00:56:48,114
- Yeah!
- Ha-ha! You're nuts, junior!
845
00:56:48,198 --> 00:56:50,116
You're nuts!
846
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,118
Hey, man, we're out of beer.
847
00:56:52,202 --> 00:56:55,246
- We gotta make a Grab-'N'-Go stop.
- Fuck that.
848
00:56:55,330 --> 00:56:57,916
- I don't have any money. Who's got money?
- I gave mine to him.
849
00:56:57,999 --> 00:56:59,918
Where's your money?
Nah, doesn't matter.
850
00:57:00,001 --> 00:57:02,170
Pull in heading out that way.
851
00:57:07,133 --> 00:57:09,773
- What are you gonna do, man? Hoist it?
- Yeah. That all I ever do.
852
00:57:09,803 --> 00:57:13,223
- I just need the freshman as a lookout.
- I don't wanna get in trouble. Do you, Randall Pink?
853
00:57:13,306 --> 00:57:15,809
- I don't know about this, Don.
- Come on.
854
00:57:19,104 --> 00:57:21,022
I don't wanna see you.
855
00:57:21,106 --> 00:57:23,399
Better be careful, junior.
856
00:57:24,442 --> 00:57:27,112
- Sunflower seeds.
- Zigzags!
857
00:57:27,195 --> 00:57:30,156
- Zigzags.
- Hey, man, I'm not too sure about this.
858
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:33,618
Shh. I'm really gonna pay for it.
I'm just messin' around with them. Okay?
859
00:57:34,702 --> 00:57:36,704
Good.
860
00:57:52,554 --> 00:57:54,472
Run! Go, go, go, go, go!
861
00:57:54,556 --> 00:57:58,184
Come on, guys!
We gotta get out of here, man! Let's go!
862
00:57:58,268 --> 00:58:00,520
- Let's go!
- Oh, my God!
863
00:58:00,603 --> 00:58:03,606
All right, now don't try anything,
or I'll shoot the shit out of ya.
864
00:58:03,690 --> 00:58:07,527
- Don, give the beer back, man.
- I paid for the beer, man.
865
00:58:08,736 --> 00:58:11,072
Busted my mailbox, didn't you?
866
00:58:12,198 --> 00:58:14,117
Look me in the eye, punk!
867
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,703
I don't know what you're talking about, sir,
but I suggest that you —
868
00:58:16,786 --> 00:58:18,580
You busted it, didn't ya?
869
00:58:22,959 --> 00:58:25,962
Tamperin' with mailboxes
is a felony offense.
870
00:58:27,255 --> 00:58:30,466
I done called the police.
871
00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:33,261
I think you boys
oughta get out of the car.
872
00:58:33,344 --> 00:58:36,389
- Just go, man.
- Nice and slow.
873
00:58:36,806 --> 00:58:38,433
Go, go, go!
874
00:58:39,684 --> 00:58:41,603
Whoo!
875
00:58:44,564 --> 00:58:46,232
Get down!
876
00:58:46,316 --> 00:58:48,610
He's shooting at us! Holy —
877
00:58:53,114 --> 00:58:55,283
Fairly uneventful, huh?
878
00:58:57,202 --> 00:58:59,120
Which one of you had the theory...
879
00:58:59,204 --> 00:59:02,123
about how President Ford's
old football head injuries...
880
00:59:02,207 --> 00:59:04,125
is affecting the economy?
881
00:59:04,209 --> 00:59:07,629
- Did you know Ford was on the Warren Commission?
- Who cares? He's out of there this fall.
882
00:59:07,712 --> 00:59:09,631
Look, we need some alcohol.
883
00:59:09,714 --> 00:59:12,217
That's a thought.
884
00:59:38,493 --> 00:59:40,411
Say, man.
885
00:59:40,495 --> 00:59:43,748
Why don't you run over to the Centennial
and pick me up a sixer of this stuff.
886
00:59:43,831 --> 00:59:46,376
- Think you can do that?
- Uh —
887
00:59:47,669 --> 00:59:49,587
- Thanks, man.
- Good luck!
888
00:59:51,464 --> 00:59:55,260
I'm just saying, if we're gonna drive around,
we should just do something — Ohh!
889
00:59:55,343 --> 00:59:57,262
Yeah.
You know, you're right, man.
890
00:59:57,345 --> 01:00:02,267
I'm just gonna, you know, get drunk,
maybe get laid, or get in a fight.
891
01:00:02,350 --> 01:00:04,811
No, I'm serious, man!
We should be up for anything!
892
01:00:04,894 --> 01:00:06,813
I know. We are.
But what?
893
01:00:06,896 --> 01:00:11,359
I mean, God, don't you ever feel like everything
we do and everything we've been taught...
894
01:00:11,442 --> 01:00:13,361
is just to service the future?
895
01:00:13,444 --> 01:00:15,738
Yeah, I know.
It's like it's all preparation.
896
01:00:15,822 --> 01:00:18,616
Right. But what are we
preparing ourselves for?
897
01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:20,868
- Death.
- Life of the party.
898
01:00:20,952 --> 01:00:22,870
It's true.
899
01:00:22,954 --> 01:00:24,872
You know, but that's valid.
900
01:00:24,956 --> 01:00:28,876
Because if we're all gonna die anyway,
shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now?
901
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,963
You know? I'd like to quit thinking
of the present — like, right now —
902
01:00:32,046 --> 01:00:35,717
as some minor, insignificant preamble
to somethin' else.
903
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:41,389
Exactly! That's what everybody in this car needs —
some good old, worthwhile visceral experience.
904
01:00:42,473 --> 01:00:45,560
Remember to eat a green thing every day.
905
01:00:45,643 --> 01:00:47,562
And have lots of calcium.
906
01:00:47,645 --> 01:00:51,065
It's very important for young mothers
to have lots of calcium.
907
01:00:51,149 --> 01:00:54,235
- There you are. See you tomorrow night.
- Bye.
908
01:00:54,319 --> 01:00:57,947
- How are you this evening?
- Pretty good. How's it goin'?
909
01:00:58,031 --> 01:01:00,950
Be goin' a lot better
when I get off in a couple of hours.
910
01:01:01,034 --> 01:01:03,036
Yeah, I hear that.
911
01:01:07,081 --> 01:01:09,667
- You're 18, right?
- Oh, yeah.
912
01:01:09,751 --> 01:01:13,296
- Just graduated.
- Graduated. Congratulations.
913
01:01:13,379 --> 01:01:17,675
- So, you off to college in the fall?
- Uh, you know, I'm still not sure.
914
01:01:17,759 --> 01:01:20,178
I'm workin' right now for the city.
915
01:01:21,304 --> 01:01:25,683
Thinkin' of holding on to the job for a while.
You know, it's money in my pocket.
916
01:01:25,767 --> 01:01:28,561
I hear that.
Here's some more money for your pocket.
917
01:01:28,644 --> 01:01:31,439
- You have a nice night tonight.
- Okay. Thanks.
918
01:01:31,522 --> 01:01:34,025
Hey, take it easy.
919
01:01:36,194 --> 01:01:38,237
Psst! Hey, Mitch.
920
01:01:40,323 --> 01:01:42,283
Hey. There you guys are.
921
01:01:42,367 --> 01:01:45,411
- Hey, man, what's in the bag?
- Ah, a sixer.
922
01:01:45,495 --> 01:01:47,455
- You owe me one, man.
- Yeah.
923
01:01:47,538 --> 01:01:49,540
They busted the hell
out of Hirshfelder too.
924
01:01:49,624 --> 01:01:52,502
- Yeah, I heard.
- Hey, man, you're over at the Emporium?
925
01:01:52,585 --> 01:01:56,381
- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, is that bastard O'Bannion over there?
926
01:01:56,464 --> 01:01:59,634
Yes. I hate that jerk.
927
01:02:01,302 --> 01:02:03,471
Do you guys wanna get him back?
928
01:02:03,554 --> 01:02:05,223
- Hell yes.
- Yeah!
929
01:02:13,981 --> 01:02:16,109
They really sold it to you?
930
01:02:16,192 --> 01:02:18,194
- Of course.
- Cool.
931
01:02:22,073 --> 01:02:24,951
There you go, buddy.
932
01:02:25,034 --> 01:02:27,829
Whoo! Paycheck. Oh, yeah.
933
01:02:27,912 --> 01:02:30,331
- Way to shoot, man.
- Thanks, bud.
934
01:02:30,415 --> 01:02:33,334
Oh, yeah. He got it.
935
01:02:33,418 --> 01:02:36,337
- I got your change.
- Oh, don't worry about it, man.
936
01:02:36,421 --> 01:02:38,840
- Got a beer for my partner.
- Yes, sir.
937
01:02:38,923 --> 01:02:40,842
- Want a beer?
- Yeah.
938
01:02:40,925 --> 01:02:42,844
- All right.
- Guys.
939
01:02:42,927 --> 01:02:45,346
- Party at the moon tower.
- Oh, I'm there.
940
01:02:45,430 --> 01:02:48,516
You and Benny pick up the first keg.
I'm goin' to collect for the rest.
941
01:02:48,599 --> 01:02:50,518
Spread the word, man.
942
01:02:50,601 --> 01:02:52,520
Max, Phil, party at the moon tower.
943
01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:55,273
Hey, good game, man.
You too.
944
01:02:55,356 --> 01:02:57,775
Y'all are an embarrassment
to the sport of pool...
945
01:02:57,859 --> 01:03:00,987
and you should be proud
that I even let you play at my table.
946
01:03:01,070 --> 01:03:03,990
You are the worst pool player
I've ever seen in my life...
947
01:03:04,073 --> 01:03:07,326
but if you keep watchin' me
you might learn somethin'.
948
01:03:07,410 --> 01:03:10,580
Shit, you got so many balls on the table,
I'm gonna have to start knockin' your balls in...
949
01:03:10,663 --> 01:03:12,582
just to get 'em out of my way.
950
01:03:12,665 --> 01:03:14,584
- Okay.
- Corner pocket.
951
01:03:14,667 --> 01:03:16,586
- Hey, check this out.
- Easy money.
952
01:03:16,669 --> 01:03:18,588
God, you are terrible!
953
01:03:18,671 --> 01:03:23,384
Okay, homo, I hope you are ready to taste
the agonizing, bitter humiliation of defeat.
954
01:03:23,468 --> 01:03:25,386
You ready?
955
01:03:25,470 --> 01:03:28,389
So, did you hear
they're busting Carl Burnett out back?
956
01:03:28,473 --> 01:03:30,391
- Whoa-whoa. What did you say?
- About what?
957
01:03:30,475 --> 01:03:33,978
- Carl Burnett. What about him?
- I just heard he's gettin' busted. I don't know.
958
01:03:34,061 --> 01:03:35,980
Benny, they got Burnett in the back.
Let's go.
959
01:03:36,063 --> 01:03:37,863
- Carl Burnett? Outside?
- Yeah. They got him.
960
01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:39,859
- Let's go.
- Let me finish this game.
961
01:03:39,942 --> 01:03:41,861
- Fine. I'm gettin' out.
- Hold him for me!
962
01:03:41,944 --> 01:03:43,863
All right, all right!
963
01:03:45,490 --> 01:03:48,493
Hey, man. That Julie chick?
Loves you.
964
01:03:48,576 --> 01:03:50,495
Oh, yeah.
You want her?
965
01:03:50,578 --> 01:03:53,498
Gotta play it cool, you know.
Can't let her know how much you like her.
966
01:03:53,581 --> 01:03:56,501
'Cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that.
Believe me.
967
01:03:56,584 --> 01:04:01,339
If she asks you to ride out there with her,
you don't do it. Say, "Nah. Got my own ride.
968
01:04:01,422 --> 01:04:03,341
But maybe I'll see you later."
969
01:04:03,424 --> 01:04:05,676
Sounds stupid, doesn't it?
It works.
970
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:08,513
Whoo-ee! Whee!
We got another one, huh, fellas?
971
01:04:08,596 --> 01:04:12,517
Whoa-whoa-whoa. Guys, guys.
You wouldn't mind if I went first, would ya?
972
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,519
Is that all right?
973
01:04:14,602 --> 01:04:18,481
It's kind of a personal thing
between me and this little piece of shit here.
974
01:04:18,564 --> 01:04:21,484
So... we meet again, huh?
975
01:04:21,567 --> 01:04:26,697
Did y'all hear this little motherfucker's mom
pulled a shotgun on me this afternoon?
976
01:04:26,781 --> 01:04:28,699
Fuckin' bitch.
977
01:04:28,783 --> 01:04:31,160
Y-You haven't had
any licks yet, have you?
978
01:04:31,244 --> 01:04:33,162
- Hmm?
- No.
979
01:04:33,246 --> 01:04:36,123
Whoo!
Another cherry, boys.
980
01:04:36,207 --> 01:04:38,376
Man, get the fuck up against the wall!
981
01:04:38,459 --> 01:04:42,380
You have to be the dumbest freshman,
skinny little cocksucking son of a bitch...
982
01:04:42,463 --> 01:04:44,924
to be out here tonight.
983
01:04:45,007 --> 01:04:46,926
You knew I was gonna find you.
984
01:04:47,009 --> 01:04:49,929
I would like to dedicate
this first lick...
985
01:04:50,012 --> 01:04:52,139
to your mother...
986
01:04:52,223 --> 01:04:54,225
fucker.
987
01:04:57,103 --> 01:04:59,021
Not yet.
988
01:04:59,105 --> 01:05:01,023
Oh! It's gettin' warmer.
989
01:05:01,107 --> 01:05:03,109
What the fuck?
990
01:05:07,655 --> 01:05:10,575
Remember me, you pig?
991
01:05:10,658 --> 01:05:13,369
Ohh!
992
01:05:17,164 --> 01:05:19,083
Let's go, man! Come on!
993
01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:22,253
What the fuck is the matter with you?
How 'bout some fucking backup?
994
01:05:22,336 --> 01:05:24,255
- Let's go!
- I'm hurryin'!
995
01:05:24,338 --> 01:05:26,257
Fuckin' scumbags!
996
01:05:26,340 --> 01:05:29,552
It was beautiful! You should have seen
the look on that fuck's face!
997
01:05:29,635 --> 01:05:31,554
- Get in!
- We got that bastard!
998
01:05:36,100 --> 01:05:38,769
Jesus!
You let that little fuck get away!
999
01:05:38,853 --> 01:05:41,564
What is the matter with you?
It's fuckin' pitiful!
1000
01:05:41,647 --> 01:05:43,733
Fuck!
1001
01:05:43,816 --> 01:05:46,193
Freshman shitheads.
1002
01:05:46,277 --> 01:05:48,946
What the fuck are you lookin' at?
Huh?
1003
01:05:49,030 --> 01:05:51,532
I'll kick your fuckin' ass right now!
1004
01:05:52,783 --> 01:05:54,702
Pussy.
1005
01:05:59,915 --> 01:06:03,252
What are you smilin' at,
you little freshman faggot? Huh?
1006
01:06:05,004 --> 01:06:07,173
Fuck you.
1007
01:06:07,256 --> 01:06:09,592
Fuck all of you!
Fuck you!
1008
01:06:11,802 --> 01:06:13,804
Goddamn it!
1009
01:06:20,186 --> 01:06:22,104
Oh, man!
1010
01:06:22,188 --> 01:06:25,816
O'Bannion finally got
his paint job — Whoa!
1011
01:06:37,078 --> 01:06:38,996
I can't believe I'm doing this.
1012
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:41,499
I swore to God I'd never come
to a Top Notch...
1013
01:06:41,582 --> 01:06:45,044
and here I am sorting through
jalapeño burgers and soggy fries.
1014
01:06:45,127 --> 01:06:47,046
Here, take 'em.
1015
01:06:47,129 --> 01:06:50,925
- All right, all right!
- Oh, Christ.
1016
01:06:51,008 --> 01:06:54,178
How ya doin'?
1017
01:06:54,261 --> 01:06:56,806
- Pretty good.
- Cool.
1018
01:06:56,889 --> 01:06:59,350
You heard about the party
bein' busted, right?
1019
01:06:59,433 --> 01:07:02,353
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- Not to worry.
1020
01:07:02,436 --> 01:07:05,356
There's a new fiesta in the making
as we speak.
1021
01:07:05,439 --> 01:07:07,358
It's out at the moon tower.
1022
01:07:07,441 --> 01:07:11,028
Full kegs. Everybody's gonna be there.
You oughta go.
1023
01:07:11,112 --> 01:07:13,030
Okay.
1024
01:07:13,114 --> 01:07:14,990
- Okay, we'll be there.
- Okay.
1025
01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:17,743
- Say, you need a ride?
- Uh, no, I got my own car.
1026
01:07:17,827 --> 01:07:19,745
- Thanks.
- Yeah, well, listen.
1027
01:07:19,829 --> 01:07:22,748
You oughta ditch the two geeks
you're in the car with now and get in with us.
1028
01:07:22,832 --> 01:07:25,751
But that's all right.
We'll worry about that later.
1029
01:07:25,835 --> 01:07:29,505
- I will see you there. All right?
- Bye.
1030
01:07:29,588 --> 01:07:31,924
I love those redheads, man.
1031
01:07:32,007 --> 01:07:34,427
I know you!
1032
01:07:34,510 --> 01:07:37,179
We had geography together.
Remember?
1033
01:07:37,263 --> 01:07:40,474
- Oh, great.
- Oh, God.
1034
01:07:40,558 --> 01:07:42,476
What a dick!
1035
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,979
That was so creepy.
1036
01:07:45,062 --> 01:07:47,982
- Why are you smiling?
- I thought he was cute.
1037
01:07:48,065 --> 01:07:50,484
- Oh, that's disgusting!
- You thought he was cute?
1038
01:07:50,568 --> 01:07:53,487
Do you realize when he graduated
we were, like, three years old?
1039
01:07:53,571 --> 01:07:56,741
Oh, Cynthia, what are you thinking?
1040
01:07:56,824 --> 01:07:58,743
I don't know.
1041
01:07:58,826 --> 01:08:01,746
So, are we gonna still go?
1042
01:08:01,829 --> 01:08:03,914
- Yeah, what the hell.
- I guess.
1043
01:08:14,508 --> 01:08:17,344
Ohh! Get back!
1044
01:08:28,022 --> 01:08:29,940
Hey, Wood is here
for the quarter race, baby!
1045
01:08:30,024 --> 01:08:32,902
- Hey, Benny. You better have your wood screws —
- Fuck you!
1046
01:08:32,985 --> 01:08:35,613
'cause I'm gonna blow your doors
completely off!
1047
01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:12,399
Yeah!
1048
01:09:49,103 --> 01:09:52,523
Well, someone's tokin' some reefer.
1049
01:09:54,733 --> 01:09:56,652
Take care of this.
1050
01:09:56,735 --> 01:09:58,863
Hey, man. Hey. Slow down. What's up?
1051
01:09:58,946 --> 01:10:01,448
- Hey, how's it goin'?
- What'd you just say?
1052
01:10:01,532 --> 01:10:03,117
When?
1053
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:06,704
Just now, man, when you walked past.
What'd you say?
1054
01:10:06,787 --> 01:10:08,330
A-About what?
1055
01:10:09,415 --> 01:10:11,959
You said,
"Someone's tokin' some reefer."
1056
01:10:12,042 --> 01:10:15,045
No, I may have said something
about smelling some pot.
1057
01:10:15,129 --> 01:10:17,882
- You know, it was just an observation.
- Oh, an observation, huh?
1058
01:10:17,965 --> 01:10:21,010
Well, who the hell are you, man?
Isaac fuckin' Newton?
1059
01:10:21,093 --> 01:10:23,971
Well, guess what, genius.
I'm the one smoking marijuana, motherfucker.
1060
01:10:24,054 --> 01:10:26,348
- You got a problem with that?
- No. Of course not.
1061
01:10:26,432 --> 01:10:31,228
Then why'd you say that, chief? Don't let
your mouth write a check your butt can't cash.
1062
01:10:31,312 --> 01:10:33,772
So I'm blazin' with my friends.
So I'm a fuckin' pothead, man.
1063
01:10:33,856 --> 01:10:37,276
What's it to you? Huh?
What's the matter, pussy? Out of observations?
1064
01:10:37,359 --> 01:10:40,571
Why don't you observe while I punch
your teeth down your fuckin' throat!
1065
01:10:40,654 --> 01:10:43,574
Dude, relax! Relax!
He's cool, man. Relax.
1066
01:10:43,657 --> 01:10:47,202
Hey, I'll be watching you, Newton.
I only came here to do two things, man.
1067
01:10:47,286 --> 01:10:49,747
Kick some ass and drink some beer.
1068
01:10:49,830 --> 01:10:53,292
Looks like we're almost out of beer.
1069
01:10:53,375 --> 01:10:56,670
- You okay, man?
- Yeah.
1070
01:11:01,675 --> 01:11:04,178
Why is it called the moon tower, anyway?
1071
01:11:04,261 --> 01:11:09,642
Uh, I guess they decided to put it up out here
whenever they were building the power plant.
1072
01:11:09,725 --> 01:11:11,644
Actually, it's a good idea.
1073
01:11:11,727 --> 01:11:15,147
You got a full moon out here
every day of the year. You know?
1074
01:11:15,230 --> 01:11:17,149
Yeah, but nothing's ever been repaired...
1075
01:11:17,232 --> 01:11:20,152
so this whole place
could fall down at any time.
1076
01:11:20,235 --> 01:11:22,446
So you'd better
watch your step, junior.
1077
01:11:22,529 --> 01:11:24,448
Whoa!
1078
01:11:24,531 --> 01:11:28,827
This place used to be off limits, man,
'cause of some drunk freshman who fell off.
1079
01:11:28,911 --> 01:11:32,665
He went right down the middle,
smackin' his head on every beam, man.
1080
01:11:32,748 --> 01:11:35,417
I hear it doesn't hurt
after the first couple, though.
1081
01:11:35,501 --> 01:11:38,754
Autopsy said he had one beer, man.
How many did you have?
1082
01:11:38,837 --> 01:11:40,756
Four.
1083
01:11:40,839 --> 01:11:42,758
You're dead, man.
You're so dead.
1084
01:11:42,841 --> 01:11:46,011
Look at the bloodstains right there.
1085
01:11:46,095 --> 01:11:48,097
Shut up.
1086
01:11:49,098 --> 01:11:51,976
I'm gonna get that guy.
1087
01:11:52,059 --> 01:11:55,396
- What guy?
- That asshole on the way in — Clint.
1088
01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:58,899
Super-dominant male
in a '50s greaser uniform.
1089
01:11:58,983 --> 01:12:00,901
I wouldn't suggest that, Mike.
1090
01:12:00,985 --> 01:12:02,903
Look, man, I got it all planned out.
1091
01:12:02,987 --> 01:12:05,906
Most fights in places like this never get past
a punch or two before they're broken up.
1092
01:12:05,990 --> 01:12:08,909
There's almost a natural instinct
not to upset the herd.
1093
01:12:08,993 --> 01:12:11,912
So all I gotta do is get in one good punch,
play defense and wait.
1094
01:12:11,996 --> 01:12:14,915
- What?
- What are you talking about?
1095
01:12:14,999 --> 01:12:17,918
I-I-I guess at first I was relieved
to get out of the situation...
1096
01:12:18,002 --> 01:12:20,421
but now there's this level
of humiliation setting in...
1097
01:12:20,504 --> 01:12:22,923
that I can tell is gonna
be with me for-fucking-ever!
1098
01:12:23,007 --> 01:12:25,426
I'm just not gonna let this be
yet another situation...
1099
01:12:25,509 --> 01:12:28,669
which contributes to me being a little,
ineffectual nothing the rest of my life.
1100
01:12:31,890 --> 01:12:34,810
Would you look at this fucking town, man.
1101
01:12:34,893 --> 01:12:37,104
It's dead.
1102
01:12:39,648 --> 01:12:43,027
Imagine how many people
out there right now are fucking, man.
1103
01:12:45,112 --> 01:12:47,031
Step inside my head —
1104
01:12:47,114 --> 01:12:49,616
Just goin' at it.
1105
01:12:52,911 --> 01:12:55,080
- Hey.
- Hey.
1106
01:12:55,164 --> 01:12:57,583
- Remember me?
- Sure. You're Sabrina, right?
1107
01:12:57,666 --> 01:12:59,293
Right.
1108
01:12:59,376 --> 01:13:01,295
- How are you doing?
- Okay.
1109
01:13:01,378 --> 01:13:03,464
- Hey, let's go.
- What brings you here?
1110
01:13:03,547 --> 01:13:06,050
Oh, just hanging out.
1111
01:13:08,218 --> 01:13:10,471
- You having fun?
- Yeah.
1112
01:13:10,554 --> 01:13:12,473
Yeah.
1113
01:13:12,556 --> 01:13:16,143
So, uh — does your offer
from this afternoon still stand?
1114
01:13:18,228 --> 01:13:21,315
What am I say supposed to say?
"Anything you want."
1115
01:13:29,740 --> 01:13:32,659
Why did we even come here?
1116
01:13:32,743 --> 01:13:35,662
I always feel a little out of place
at these things, you know.
1117
01:13:35,746 --> 01:13:38,248
You're telling me.
I'm being stalked by a Nazi.
1118
01:13:38,332 --> 01:13:41,251
Is that a little bit of reefer
I smell on you, boy?
1119
01:13:41,335 --> 01:13:43,796
Coach is right.
You're runnin' with that bad crowd again.
1120
01:13:43,879 --> 01:13:46,799
You've got an attitude adjustment
you've gotta make right now.
1121
01:13:46,882 --> 01:13:50,219
Like I'm the only athlete at this fuckin' party.
Look at you two drunks.
1122
01:13:50,302 --> 01:13:53,806
Coach is right, though.
Those guys don't care if we win or lose, bro.
1123
01:13:53,889 --> 01:13:56,266
Just remember that.
1124
01:13:56,350 --> 01:13:58,268
- Check this out. Watch this —
- Yeah?
1125
01:13:58,352 --> 01:14:01,814
Watch me get this beer. Watch.
1126
01:14:01,897 --> 01:14:03,816
Oh, no! It's the cops!
1127
01:14:03,899 --> 01:14:05,734
- Look! Look!
- Shit!
1128
01:14:05,818 --> 01:14:07,736
Look, look, look!
That was so easy.
1129
01:14:07,820 --> 01:14:12,032
Oh, shit.
He needs another drink, you know, bad.
1130
01:14:22,376 --> 01:14:25,379
All right!
1131
01:14:51,655 --> 01:14:54,032
Hey! Mitch!
1132
01:14:54,116 --> 01:14:56,034
- Hey!
- How's it goin'?
1133
01:14:56,118 --> 01:14:58,036
I was wondering
if you were around here.
1134
01:15:00,581 --> 01:15:02,166
Oh, man!
1135
01:15:02,249 --> 01:15:06,378
So, uh, I just wanted to talk, you know...
1136
01:15:06,461 --> 01:15:08,463
about you quittin' football.
1137
01:15:09,631 --> 01:15:11,550
Or is it just this pledge?
1138
01:15:11,633 --> 01:15:14,553
You don't wanna sign the pledge, right?
That's what it is.
1139
01:15:14,636 --> 01:15:17,222
I don't know, man.
1140
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:21,351
Maybe I'm not into any of it anymore.
1141
01:15:22,728 --> 01:15:25,230
- You're not into any of it anymore.
- Yeah.
1142
01:15:27,107 --> 01:15:31,528
It'd be the biggest mistake of your life, Pink.
No one quits senior year, pal.
1143
01:15:31,612 --> 01:15:34,364
Especially if you're starting quarterback.
1144
01:15:34,448 --> 01:15:37,534
I mean, we got a shot at state.
1145
01:15:37,618 --> 01:15:40,120
We'll kick some butt this year.
1146
01:15:41,288 --> 01:15:44,750
It's what we've been working for
all of our lives, man.
1147
01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:48,212
Me and you. Benny.
We're gonna be champions together.
1148
01:15:48,295 --> 01:15:53,550
Look, man, all I'm saying is
that if I do play next year...
1149
01:15:53,634 --> 01:15:56,553
it's gonna be on my terms,
not theirs.
1150
01:15:56,637 --> 01:15:59,389
You just remember one thing, Pink —
1151
01:15:59,473 --> 01:16:03,352
it ain't just about you, pal,
it's about us — me, Donny, Mel.
1152
01:16:03,435 --> 01:16:06,146
You'd be fuckin' us over.
1153
01:16:06,230 --> 01:16:08,315
Or maybe you're just fuckin' scared, huh?
1154
01:16:10,025 --> 01:16:12,027
Have a nice night.
1155
01:16:56,071 --> 01:16:58,991
Do you guys know
what that song's about?
1156
01:16:59,074 --> 01:17:01,076
It's about aliens.
1157
01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:05,956
We're the aliens, man.
We're the savages.
1158
01:17:06,039 --> 01:17:08,917
- We're the savages.
- Wait, man. That song is about that?
1159
01:17:09,001 --> 01:17:11,837
- Yeah, man, that song's about that.
- About aliens?
1160
01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,839
Yeah, man.
You didn't know that?
1161
01:17:13,922 --> 01:17:18,135
This country's founded — It was founded
by people who were into aliens, man.
1162
01:17:18,218 --> 01:17:22,889
George Washington, man, he was in a cult,
and the cult was into aliens, man.
1163
01:17:22,973 --> 01:17:24,891
- You didn't know that?
- No.
1164
01:17:24,975 --> 01:17:27,519
Oh, man, they were
way into that type of stuff, man.
1165
01:17:27,602 --> 01:17:30,272
It's like the every-other-decade theory.
You know?
1166
01:17:30,355 --> 01:17:33,942
The '50s were boring,
the '60s rocked...
1167
01:17:34,026 --> 01:17:36,653
and the '70s —
Oh, my God, they obviously suck.
1168
01:17:36,737 --> 01:17:38,655
Right? Come on.
1169
01:17:38,739 --> 01:17:41,074
Maybe the '80s will be radical.
You know?
1170
01:17:41,158 --> 01:17:44,661
I figure we'll be in our 20s
and, hey, it can't get any worse.
1171
01:18:02,596 --> 01:18:04,514
Wait a minute.
1172
01:18:04,598 --> 01:18:07,017
Who put the keg way out here
in the woods?
1173
01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:10,020
I don't know. This is just
where they told me it would be.
1174
01:18:10,103 --> 01:18:12,522
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1175
01:18:12,606 --> 01:18:15,108
- Huh.
- I don't think we need beer anyway.
1176
01:18:17,819 --> 01:18:20,655
- George toked weed, man?
- Absolutely, George toked weed.
1177
01:18:20,739 --> 01:18:23,658
Are you kidding me, man?
He grew fields of that stuff.
1178
01:18:23,742 --> 01:18:25,660
That's what I'm talking about.
Fields!
1179
01:18:25,744 --> 01:18:29,706
- He grew that shit up at Mount Vernon, man.
- Mount Vernon? He grew it all over the country.
1180
01:18:29,790 --> 01:18:32,709
He had people growin' it
all over the country.
1181
01:18:32,793 --> 01:18:35,712
The whole country back then was gettin' high.
Let me tell you, man.
1182
01:18:35,796 --> 01:18:38,465
'Cause — 'Cause — 'Cause he knew.
He was onto somethin', man.
1183
01:18:38,548 --> 01:18:42,803
He knew that it would be a good
cash crop for the Southern states, man...
1184
01:18:42,886 --> 01:18:44,805
so he grew fields of it, man.
1185
01:18:44,888 --> 01:18:48,934
But you know what?
Behind every good man there's a woman.
1186
01:18:49,017 --> 01:18:50,936
And that woman
was Martha Washington, man.
1187
01:18:51,019 --> 01:18:54,940
And every day, George would come home,
she'd have a big, fat bowl waiting for him...
1188
01:18:55,023 --> 01:18:56,942
when he'd come in the door, man.
1189
01:18:57,025 --> 01:18:59,069
She was a hip — a hip, hip lady, man.
1190
01:19:12,165 --> 01:19:15,001
Mm-mmm.
Wait a minute.
1191
01:19:15,085 --> 01:19:17,003
- Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
- What?
1192
01:19:17,087 --> 01:19:19,339
- What are you doing?
- I don't know.
1193
01:19:19,423 --> 01:19:21,425
Don't you have a girlfriend?
1194
01:19:23,969 --> 01:19:27,264
- What girlfriend?
- What's-her-name.
1195
01:19:27,347 --> 01:19:30,767
Simone. Hmm?
1196
01:19:35,313 --> 01:19:37,232
And she was real cool too.
1197
01:19:37,315 --> 01:19:40,235
She'd harvest the crops, man.
That's what I'm talkin' about.
1198
01:19:40,318 --> 01:19:43,238
She'd put it in the — in the, um, bushels
and stuff and sell it, you know.
1199
01:19:43,321 --> 01:19:46,241
Because they had to
make ends meet and stuff.
1200
01:19:46,324 --> 01:19:48,743
I mean, did you ever look
at a dollar bill, man?
1201
01:19:48,827 --> 01:19:52,956
There's some spooky stuff going on
on a dollar bill, man. And it's green too!
1202
01:19:53,039 --> 01:19:54,958
- Later.
- See ya.
1203
01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:57,961
- Cool.
- Wait, wait, wait. What was that all about?
1204
01:19:58,044 --> 01:20:01,047
- What were you doin' back there, guy?
- Exactly what you two clowns wish you were doin'.
1205
01:20:01,131 --> 01:20:03,049
- Look at him.
- Look at your boy.
1206
01:20:03,133 --> 01:20:05,051
Kramer!
1207
01:20:05,135 --> 01:20:09,639
Yeah, you, you, you. Freshman.
Right here. Come on. Right here, buddy.
1208
01:20:09,723 --> 01:20:13,351
- What is he doing?
- I don't know. What is this wave shit?
1209
01:20:13,435 --> 01:20:16,646
- Freshman! Over here right now.
- Over here. Now.
1210
01:20:16,730 --> 01:20:18,648
- Come on.
- Come on, come on.
1211
01:20:18,732 --> 01:20:21,651
- Come on. Come on. Come on.
- Shit. I should go.
1212
01:20:21,735 --> 01:20:25,030
- Yeah, I guess you probably should.
- Shit. I'll be back.
1213
01:20:25,113 --> 01:20:27,115
Okay.
1214
01:20:27,199 --> 01:20:29,618
- He's like a little Casanova.
- Yeah.
1215
01:20:29,701 --> 01:20:32,120
- It's amazing.
- Look at this shit-eating grin on his face.
1216
01:20:32,204 --> 01:20:34,623
- Was I right?
- Not bad for a little freshman.
1217
01:20:34,706 --> 01:20:37,125
But you better watch out
for them older girls.
1218
01:20:37,209 --> 01:20:39,127
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come here, come here, come here.
1219
01:20:39,211 --> 01:20:42,422
All right, all right.
We just wanna know something. Okay?
1220
01:20:42,506 --> 01:20:46,426
Are you gonna be fuckin' that later,
or are you gonna be a little wimp? Huh?
1221
01:20:46,510 --> 01:20:49,429
How do you know I haven't already?
1222
01:20:49,513 --> 01:20:52,432
Get outta here!
I think it's past your bedtime!
1223
01:20:52,516 --> 01:20:55,435
- Run along.
- Come here. Come here, come here.
1224
01:20:55,519 --> 01:20:59,439
Why don't you go get a ride with her.
Say we left you.
1225
01:20:59,523 --> 01:21:02,192
It'll work. It'll work. Go.
1226
01:21:02,275 --> 01:21:04,903
- Hey, Kramer. Show it to her.
- Yeah.
1227
01:21:04,986 --> 01:21:07,155
- Give it to her. Go!
- Go, boy.
1228
01:21:15,121 --> 01:21:17,040
Air raid, freshman.
1229
01:21:17,123 --> 01:21:19,042
What?
1230
01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:21,211
Air raid, freshman.
1231
01:21:21,294 --> 01:21:24,374
- Oh, come on, Darla. Leave her alone.
- No, Tony, this is between me and her.
1232
01:21:24,422 --> 01:21:27,676
And she'd better be on the ground
i-in five seconds.
1233
01:21:29,803 --> 01:21:32,722
Wait, she doesn't have to air-raid
because she's with me. Okay?
1234
01:21:34,975 --> 01:21:36,893
Air-raid, or it's your ass.
1235
01:21:36,977 --> 01:21:39,020
Don't do it, Sabrina.
1236
01:21:39,104 --> 01:21:41,022
Oh, that's it...
1237
01:21:41,106 --> 01:21:43,608
Miss Hot Stuff.
1238
01:21:46,027 --> 01:21:49,531
I'm gonna make the next year
of your life a living hell.
1239
01:21:57,414 --> 01:21:59,666
Lick me! All of you!
1240
01:21:59,749 --> 01:22:02,335
Hey, Darla.
1241
01:22:02,419 --> 01:22:05,171
Good for you.
1242
01:22:05,255 --> 01:22:08,174
Don't air-raid for that bitch.
I hate that shit.
1243
01:22:08,258 --> 01:22:11,177
It's like that Clint fucker
in front of all his friends.
1244
01:22:11,261 --> 01:22:13,513
- "Huh? Huh, motherfucker?"
- All right! Okay, Mike.
1245
01:22:13,597 --> 01:22:15,599
Dominant male monkey motherfucker!
1246
01:22:15,682 --> 01:22:18,351
God!
1247
01:22:19,436 --> 01:22:21,354
T-A-R-A.
1248
01:22:21,438 --> 01:22:24,858
I never met a Tara before.
You're my first.
1249
01:22:24,941 --> 01:22:27,068
Hey, what the —
1250
01:22:27,152 --> 01:22:29,904
- Oh!
- All right!
1251
01:22:29,988 --> 01:22:33,158
- He did it! I can't believe it!
- Fuckin' knew I should have kicked your ass!
1252
01:22:33,241 --> 01:22:35,952
Come on! Come on, man!
1253
01:22:36,036 --> 01:22:38,538
- Come on! Hold still!
- Yeah!
1254
01:22:38,622 --> 01:22:41,833
- Stop now!
- Oh, yeah! Hold still!
1255
01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:44,236
- You guys, come on.
- It's that Clint. That crazy bastard.
1256
01:22:44,294 --> 01:22:47,005
- You like this? You like this, motherfucker?
- Come on, Clint! Come on!
1257
01:22:47,088 --> 01:22:49,799
Where you goin'?
1258
01:22:52,385 --> 01:22:56,264
Whoo-hoo!
Kick his ass!
1259
01:22:56,348 --> 01:22:58,683
Come on, man! You want some more?
You fuckin' bitch!
1260
01:22:58,767 --> 01:23:03,396
Come on, man! Come here!
1261
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:05,649
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey!
- Get off him!
1262
01:23:05,732 --> 01:23:08,401
- Get the fuck off me!
- Come on!
1263
01:23:08,485 --> 01:23:12,947
- Come on. Stay down!
- Fuckin' dick! You fucking fascist!
1264
01:23:13,031 --> 01:23:16,284
You got fuckin' smoked!
Come on, man! You want some more?
1265
01:23:16,368 --> 01:23:19,287
Fuckin' dick!
1266
01:23:46,856 --> 01:23:48,775
Hey.
1267
01:23:48,858 --> 01:23:51,778
Hey, little brother.
1268
01:23:51,861 --> 01:23:54,280
- Is that a beer in your hand?
- Why, yes, it is.
1269
01:23:54,364 --> 01:23:56,783
Have you had more
than one of those tonight?
1270
01:23:56,866 --> 01:23:59,452
A few, I guess,
but nobody's counting.
1271
01:23:59,536 --> 01:24:02,455
- Hey. How you doin'?
- Hi.
1272
01:24:02,539 --> 01:24:07,210
Guess I might as well just get used to you
being at the same social functions as me, huh?
1273
01:24:07,293 --> 01:24:09,713
And, uh, hanging out
with people I know?
1274
01:24:09,796 --> 01:24:13,007
What time are you
supposed to be home, anyway?
1275
01:24:13,091 --> 01:24:16,010
Oh, geez, I don't know.
Couple hours ago.
1276
01:24:16,094 --> 01:24:18,513
That's bullshit.
1277
01:24:18,596 --> 01:24:20,932
That's major bullshit.
1278
01:24:21,015 --> 01:24:23,935
Mom barely let me out of the house
when I was your age.
1279
01:24:24,018 --> 01:24:25,937
- Aww!
- "Aww!"
1280
01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:29,816
Don't think she's not gonna be waiting up
for you when you get home, because she will be.
1281
01:24:29,899 --> 01:24:32,819
- I've been through it, and she's tough.
- Yeah, well —
1282
01:24:32,902 --> 01:24:36,406
Just don't ask her
to take it easy on me, please.
1283
01:24:37,699 --> 01:24:41,953
What's that supposed to mean?
Take it easy on him?
1284
01:24:42,036 --> 01:24:45,373
- Let's go smoke that joint.
- He's in for a surprise.
1285
01:25:03,892 --> 01:25:08,563
All right! Good.
1286
01:25:08,646 --> 01:25:11,107
- Thanks a lot, man.
- Hey, man, no worries.
1287
01:25:11,191 --> 01:25:13,109
- Take care.
- All right.
1288
01:25:13,193 --> 01:25:15,111
- Pick you up tomorrow, 4:00?
- Okay.
1289
01:25:15,195 --> 01:25:17,113
Hey.
1290
01:25:17,197 --> 01:25:19,949
Aerosmith. Three weeks.
Front row seats, babe.
1291
01:25:20,033 --> 01:25:21,951
All right. I won't forget.
1292
01:25:24,037 --> 01:25:26,956
So, uh, who's buying breakfast?
1293
01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:28,960
- Not me.
- I will, I guess.
1294
01:25:29,042 --> 01:25:30,960
- You coming along?
- Sure.
1295
01:25:31,044 --> 01:25:32,962
- Night, John Boy. Ali.
- Good night.
1296
01:25:35,548 --> 01:25:37,467
"Wood-a-been."
What's going on?
1297
01:25:37,550 --> 01:25:39,469
Pink, my man.
What's happenin'?
1298
01:25:39,552 --> 01:25:41,930
- Not a lot.
- Cynthia, man?
1299
01:25:42,013 --> 01:25:44,307
- I like her, man. Very nice.
- Yeah?
1300
01:25:44,390 --> 01:25:47,018
- Red's a good color for you.
- My favorite color.
1301
01:25:47,101 --> 01:25:50,230
- Have you seen Jodi around?
- Man, she left your ass.
1302
01:25:50,313 --> 01:25:53,817
Really?
Well, you win some, you lose some.
1303
01:25:53,900 --> 01:25:55,819
What about Peter Frampton?
1304
01:25:55,902 --> 01:25:57,821
- I like him.
- Hey!
1305
01:25:57,904 --> 01:26:00,990
- Slater, what's happenin', man?
- What's goin' on, man?
1306
01:26:01,074 --> 01:26:03,326
- Guys, what's goin' on?
- Nothing!
1307
01:26:03,409 --> 01:26:06,704
- Pickford, what do you know?
- What time is it? God.
1308
01:26:06,788 --> 01:26:08,706
Let's go smoke a joint, man!
1309
01:26:08,790 --> 01:26:13,503
On the 50-fuckin'-yard line,
in honor of your daddy, Coach Conrad.
1310
01:26:13,586 --> 01:26:16,256
We're there! Great idea!
1311
01:26:16,339 --> 01:26:18,842
- The man with the plan.
- Wanna come with me?
1312
01:26:18,925 --> 01:26:20,844
Okay.
1313
01:26:20,927 --> 01:26:22,846
Hey.
1314
01:26:22,929 --> 01:26:26,391
Joint subcommittee meeting
on the 50 yard line in 15. You there?
1315
01:26:26,474 --> 01:26:28,554
- Okay.
- Don, y'all ride with me, man.
1316
01:26:28,601 --> 01:26:30,520
Let's hit it.
1317
01:26:30,603 --> 01:26:32,772
- This is cashed, man.
- It's in there, man.
1318
01:26:32,856 --> 01:26:35,984
You can ride with us, man, but you're
ridin' in the back, 'cause I got shotgun.
1319
01:26:36,067 --> 01:26:38,194
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- H-Hey!
1320
01:26:38,278 --> 01:26:41,698
Hey, hey, hey! Watch the leather, man!
1321
01:26:43,825 --> 01:26:45,743
Oh, fuck it!
1322
01:26:47,912 --> 01:26:51,833
- Don't you quit! Do you wanna hit him?
- He was wide open!
1323
01:26:51,916 --> 01:26:55,420
- Do you want to hit him?
- Jesus, son! You're wearing Rebel gray!
1324
01:26:55,503 --> 01:26:57,922
- Now, break down! Break down!
- I'm sorry, Coach.
1325
01:26:58,006 --> 01:27:00,592
I want you on him like stink on shit!
I say, stink on shit!
1326
01:27:00,675 --> 01:27:03,761
Break down! You don't deserve
to wear that Rebel gray, boy!
1327
01:27:03,845 --> 01:27:07,473
You don't deserve to wear it!
You won't hit him? You won't hit him?
1328
01:27:07,557 --> 01:27:10,143
O.T.S.S.!
Only the strong survive!
1329
01:27:10,226 --> 01:27:12,145
- Only the strong survive!
- Only the strong survive, boy!
1330
01:27:12,228 --> 01:27:14,480
- Only the strong survive!
- That's it!
1331
01:27:14,564 --> 01:27:17,483
Now, where's your pitch man?
Hit your goddamn pitch man!
1332
01:27:21,738 --> 01:27:23,823
He fumbles!
1333
01:27:23,907 --> 01:27:26,826
Hey, man!
1334
01:27:26,910 --> 01:27:29,829
Hell, my grandmother
can hit harder than that!
1335
01:27:29,913 --> 01:27:32,332
What the fuck, man?
1336
01:27:32,415 --> 01:27:35,335
Course, she's an 8 foot 4,
652-pound, hairy-ass gorilla...
1337
01:27:35,418 --> 01:27:37,545
drives a Mack truck
and runs the 40 in 10.2.
1338
01:27:37,629 --> 01:27:42,258
Hell, she's gotten bigger lately, man.
She was only 6'2", 195 in my day.
1339
01:27:42,342 --> 01:27:44,344
Still drives that Mack truck though.
1340
01:27:44,427 --> 01:27:46,471
Hey, Pink,
you got my papers, man?
1341
01:27:46,554 --> 01:27:48,932
Uh, yeah, there's some
in my glove compartment.
1342
01:27:49,015 --> 01:27:52,727
I got 'em. Hit me on a slant.
Give me the keys to an inside.
1343
01:27:52,810 --> 01:27:54,729
Hut. Down!
1344
01:27:54,812 --> 01:27:57,607
Marijuana on one!
1345
01:27:57,690 --> 01:27:59,609
Reefer on two!
1346
01:27:59,692 --> 01:28:02,612
Hut! Hut!
1347
01:28:02,695 --> 01:28:05,490
Wide open!
1348
01:28:05,573 --> 01:28:07,241
I got it! Sweet!
1349
01:28:07,325 --> 01:28:10,703
Oh!
1350
01:28:10,787 --> 01:28:12,705
That's pretty good.
1351
01:28:12,789 --> 01:28:14,707
- Don't you think?
- Yeah.
1352
01:28:14,791 --> 01:28:18,378
Could be, like, a little — I don't know.
Maybe perhaps a little more symmetrical.
1353
01:28:18,461 --> 01:28:20,380
- Does that hurt?
- Oww!
1354
01:28:20,463 --> 01:28:22,382
- Yes! Pl — It —
- Sorry. Sorry.
1355
01:28:22,465 --> 01:28:24,384
- It's a bruise.
- Okay.
1356
01:28:24,467 --> 01:28:26,886
I don't know.
Let me ask you something, though.
1357
01:28:26,970 --> 01:28:29,555
I mean, I got some
pretty good ones in there.
1358
01:28:29,639 --> 01:28:32,684
I mean, it's not like I —
You wouldn't say I got my ass kicked, right?
1359
01:28:32,767 --> 01:28:34,686
Oh, no. You know —
I don't know.
1360
01:28:34,769 --> 01:28:38,356
After a couple years, people won't even
remember, really, who won or lost.
1361
01:28:38,439 --> 01:28:40,358
Yeah — No, you're right.
1362
01:28:40,441 --> 01:28:43,361
You read about, like, Jackson Pollock
or Ernest Hemingway —
1363
01:28:43,444 --> 01:28:45,863
You never read about who won or lost,
just, they got into a brawl.
1364
01:28:45,947 --> 01:28:47,865
Right. Exactly.
1365
01:28:47,949 --> 01:28:50,868
Well, uh, thanks for the ride
and breakfast and everything.
1366
01:28:50,952 --> 01:28:52,870
No problem.
1367
01:28:52,954 --> 01:28:57,333
Sure is nice to pile on some pancakes and syrup
after a night of beer drinking, isn't it?
1368
01:29:00,628 --> 01:29:02,296
Um —
1369
01:29:11,639 --> 01:29:13,975
Good night.
1370
01:29:26,612 --> 01:29:28,614
Good night.
1371
01:29:32,493 --> 01:29:35,204
- Hope you're not grounded or anything.
- Thanks.
1372
01:29:37,540 --> 01:29:42,545
"Not to indulge in any alcohol,
drugs, sex after 12:00...
1373
01:29:42,628 --> 01:29:44,547
or any other illegal activity —"
1374
01:29:44,630 --> 01:29:47,884
- Oh, not my shadow.
- Slater, pay me for that.
1375
01:29:47,967 --> 01:29:51,888
- Found that in your glove compartment, man.
- You're the third person who's given me this today.
1376
01:29:51,971 --> 01:29:53,890
God.
1377
01:29:53,973 --> 01:29:56,392
What do you reckon you're gonna do?
1378
01:29:56,476 --> 01:29:59,812
I don't know. I'll probably end up signing it.
I just don't wanna give in so easy.
1379
01:29:59,896 --> 01:30:02,815
Man, it's the same bullshit
they tried to pull in my day.
1380
01:30:02,899 --> 01:30:06,986
If it ain't that piece of paper, it's some
other choice they're gonna try and make for ya.
1381
01:30:07,070 --> 01:30:11,574
You gotta do what Randall "Pink" Floyd
wants to do, man.
1382
01:30:11,657 --> 01:30:17,413
And let me tell you this — The older you do get,
the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow.
1383
01:30:17,497 --> 01:30:21,125
You just gotta keep livin', man.
L-I-V-I-N.
1384
01:30:23,294 --> 01:30:26,214
Man, if you're gonna
sign that paper, man...
1385
01:30:26,297 --> 01:30:30,343
you should throw a little grass
right in the middle, roll it up, sign the joint, man.
1386
01:30:30,426 --> 01:30:34,847
- That's gonna tell 'em something.
- That's what I'll do. Assholes.
1387
01:30:34,931 --> 01:30:39,227
Yeah, they're all assholes. But think about it.
We've had a lot of good times right here, Pink.
1388
01:30:39,310 --> 01:30:42,230
Yeah, I mean, come on, Pink.
I can't believe this.
1389
01:30:42,313 --> 01:30:45,733
You act like you're so oppressed.
Man, you guys are kings of the school.
1390
01:30:45,817 --> 01:30:48,861
You get away with whatever you want.
What are you bitching about?
1391
01:30:48,945 --> 01:30:53,241
Look, all I'm saying is, if I ever start referring
to these as the best years of my life...
1392
01:30:53,324 --> 01:30:56,452
remind me to kill myself.
1393
01:30:56,536 --> 01:31:00,706
All I'm saying is,
I just wanna look back and say...
1394
01:31:00,790 --> 01:31:05,253
that I did it the best I could
while I was stuck in this place...
1395
01:31:05,336 --> 01:31:09,048
had as much fun as I could
when I was stuck in this place...
1396
01:31:09,132 --> 01:31:12,468
played as hard as I could
when I was stuck in this place...
1397
01:31:12,552 --> 01:31:15,471
dogged as many chicks as I could
when I was stuck in this place.
1398
01:31:18,307 --> 01:31:21,227
Yeah, right,
Mr. Premature Ejaculation.
1399
01:31:21,310 --> 01:31:23,729
Ooh!
1400
01:31:23,813 --> 01:31:26,107
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
1401
01:31:26,190 --> 01:31:28,109
- That's good, baby.
- You know it's true.
1402
01:31:28,192 --> 01:31:31,028
- Is that the cops?
- What the hell?
1403
01:31:31,112 --> 01:31:33,573
- Oh, shit.
- Hey! All of you!
1404
01:31:33,656 --> 01:31:35,575
Get over here!
1405
01:31:35,658 --> 01:31:37,577
- Now!
- Hey, man, ditch that pot.
1406
01:31:37,660 --> 01:31:40,079
Is it illegal to be on the football field?
1407
01:31:40,163 --> 01:31:43,082
- I got some more in this fuckin' bag.
- Dump it, dump it, dump it.
1408
01:31:43,166 --> 01:31:45,084
Come on, Slater.
1409
01:31:45,168 --> 01:31:47,086
What'd we do?
1410
01:31:47,170 --> 01:31:49,172
You got any Visine?
1411
01:31:50,464 --> 01:31:52,800
Man, I can't believe this.
1412
01:31:52,884 --> 01:31:57,388
If it ain't ol' Richard Wrath.
How you doin', Dick?
1413
01:31:57,471 --> 01:32:02,602
Well, well, well.
Couple of football players.
1414
01:32:03,686 --> 01:32:06,355
Wonder what Coach
is gonna think of all this.
1415
01:32:06,439 --> 01:32:08,774
Line up.
1416
01:32:10,443 --> 01:32:12,361
- Wooderson.
- Slavey.
1417
01:32:12,445 --> 01:32:16,199
Relivin' old glories
on the football field?
1418
01:32:16,282 --> 01:32:18,201
Get through there!
1419
01:32:18,284 --> 01:32:21,913
You shouldn't still be mad
'cause I got all-district and you didn't.
1420
01:32:52,985 --> 01:32:54,987
What?
1421
01:32:55,071 --> 01:32:58,324
Floyd! Dawson!
Get your scrawny butts over here.
1422
01:33:01,452 --> 01:33:03,454
Mornin', Coach.
1423
01:33:05,331 --> 01:33:09,585
So what the hell's goin' on?
Why am I gettin' wake-up calls from the cops?
1424
01:33:09,669 --> 01:33:12,588
- That was nothin'. They just left just now.
- False alarm, Coach.
1425
01:33:12,672 --> 01:33:14,674
Come here, Randy.
Come here.
1426
01:33:16,384 --> 01:33:19,220
You been out with those losers
all night?
1427
01:33:19,303 --> 01:33:21,305
Hey, Coach Conrad.
1428
01:33:21,389 --> 01:33:23,891
Remember me?
Second period gym class?
1429
01:33:25,601 --> 01:33:28,020
That's the kind of people
I was telling you about.
1430
01:33:28,104 --> 01:33:31,864
Trouble like this means nothing to that bunch
of clowns. You're the one with something to lose.
1431
01:33:31,941 --> 01:33:34,860
- Coach, you don't even know them.
- Randy —
1432
01:33:34,944 --> 01:33:37,905
How can you even pretend
to talk that way? Huh?
1433
01:33:37,989 --> 01:33:42,243
Okay, Randy, I shouldn't do this, but I'm willing
to wipe the slate clean and forget about all this.
1434
01:33:42,326 --> 01:33:46,789
I want you to get your priorities straightened out,
quit hanging out with that bunch of hoodlums...
1435
01:33:46,872 --> 01:33:49,333
and sign your commitment
to your team.
1436
01:33:49,417 --> 01:33:52,670
- Have you done that yet?
- I'm still thinkin' about it.
1437
01:33:52,753 --> 01:33:55,881
No one's paying you to think about it.
Just do it, son!
1438
01:33:57,550 --> 01:34:00,344
You know, Coach...
1439
01:34:00,428 --> 01:34:02,346
I gotta get going.
1440
01:34:02,430 --> 01:34:05,641
Me and my loser friends,
we gotta go get Aerosmith tickets.
1441
01:34:05,725 --> 01:34:07,727
Top priority of the summer.
1442
01:34:11,772 --> 01:34:15,568
Oh, uh, Coach, uh, I forgot.
1443
01:34:18,321 --> 01:34:20,865
I might play ball...
1444
01:34:20,948 --> 01:34:22,950
but I will never sign that.
1445
01:34:33,502 --> 01:34:35,421
Let's rock and roll.
1446
01:34:35,504 --> 01:34:39,592
All right, man! Livin'!
1447
01:34:39,675 --> 01:34:43,012
Shit, I'm gettin' my third wind.
Let's get on the road.
1448
01:34:43,095 --> 01:34:46,015
- Let's go. You gonna come, man?
- Shotgun!
1449
01:34:46,098 --> 01:34:48,017
Talk to you later, then.
1450
01:34:48,100 --> 01:34:51,228
- You guys not goin'?
- Can I use your keys?
1451
01:34:51,312 --> 01:34:53,606
- Yeah.
- Time to boogie on outta here.
1452
01:34:53,689 --> 01:34:55,608
- Hey.
- Let's do it.
1453
01:34:55,691 --> 01:34:57,693
So that's that, huh?
1454
01:34:59,862 --> 01:35:01,781
All right.
1455
01:35:01,864 --> 01:35:04,241
Slate. Aah!
1456
01:35:04,325 --> 01:35:06,327
I never get shotgun.
1457
01:35:21,300 --> 01:35:23,677
Uh, hi, Mom.
1458
01:35:23,761 --> 01:35:26,555
Mmm, okay, Mitchell.
1459
01:35:27,723 --> 01:35:30,643
This is your one
get-out-of-jail-free card...
1460
01:35:30,726 --> 01:35:32,645
so I hope you enjoyed it.
1461
01:35:32,728 --> 01:35:34,647
No.
1462
01:35:34,730 --> 01:35:38,275
Your sister told me everything,
so I've decided to make this deal with you.
1463
01:35:38,359 --> 01:35:42,196
I'm — I'm gonna be open-minded
about it this time.
1464
01:35:42,279 --> 01:35:46,367
But... next time
you come in at sunrise...
1465
01:35:46,450 --> 01:35:48,452
we've got problems.
1466
01:35:56,710 --> 01:36:00,548
And, uh, who is this older girl
who gave you a ride?
1467
01:36:00,631 --> 01:36:02,716
She's just, like —
1468
01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:05,136
Have you been drinking?
1469
01:36:05,219 --> 01:36:07,179
No!
1470
01:36:07,263 --> 01:36:09,014
Are you drunk?